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(Jamaica Gleaner)   Old: Apple a day keeps the doctor away. New: Three orgasms a week....does something that rhymes with week   (jamaica-gleaner.com) divider line 66
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2013-05-15 08:53:19 AM  
...improves your physique?
 
2013-05-15 08:56:29 AM  

Pocket Ninja: ...improves your physique?


You've met enough of the morbidly obese chronic masturbators from the internet to have known that was a poor offering.
 
2013-05-15 09:00:06 AM  
Apparently Farkers are the healthiest people on earth.
 
2013-05-15 09:02:40 AM  

kronicfeld: Pocket Ninja: ...improves your physique?

You've met enough of the morbidly obese chronic masturbators from the internet to have known that was a poor offering.


Yes, yes, you're probably right. I got distracted by the woman in the TFA's picture.

How about:

...can help make you shriek?

or, if we'll accept slant rhymes:

...feels really neat?
 
2013-05-15 09:11:15 AM  
Or even:

..., you'll feel less of a geek.
 
2013-05-15 09:13:19 AM  
Interesting.  If the article is true then I will be prostate cancer-free for 734 years and I can lift a 170lb weight with my "organ".  Cool...
 
2013-05-15 09:14:02 AM  
Can fix Mozambique?
 
2013-05-15 09:15:22 AM  
Reek?
 
2013-05-15 09:18:35 AM  
...keeps away the Iron Shiek
 
2013-05-15 09:23:54 AM  
Makes your Mom's laundry reek?
 
2013-05-15 09:29:22 AM  
Puts you up shiat creek?
 
2013-05-15 09:30:10 AM  
"Aim to ejaculate three to five times a week for rock-solid results."

Yeah but aim where?
 
2013-05-15 09:30:12 AM  
"Thanks, James Van Der Beek!"
 
2013-05-15 09:31:33 AM  
from watching luther and zeke?
 
2013-05-15 09:31:33 AM  
I have to go work out in 26 minutes.
 
2013-05-15 09:31:44 AM  
Then I am immoral.
 
2013-05-15 09:31:50 AM  
makes your elbow squeak?
 
2013-05-15 09:31:53 AM  
Works better than campho phenique?
 
2013-05-15 09:32:02 AM  
"...puts your health at its peak"
 
2013-05-15 09:32:18 AM  
est très magnifique
 
2013-05-15 09:32:32 AM  
if a long life you seek?
 
2013-05-15 09:32:48 AM  

Pocket Ninja


...improves your physique?


1.bp.blogspot.com
pic is borrowed
 
2013-05-15 09:33:17 AM  

Pocket Ninja: ...improves your physique?


makes you a freak!
 
2013-05-15 09:33:20 AM  
...is 3 times less than James Van Der Beek
 
2013-05-15 09:34:41 AM  

UberDave: Interesting.  If the article is true then I will be prostate cancer-free for 734 years and I can lift a 170lb weight with my "organ".  Cool...


Mr. Lifto?

very NSFW  (pops and what not)
 
2013-05-15 09:35:15 AM  
makes a grown man squeak?
 
2013-05-15 09:35:35 AM  
This is the reason Ernest Borgnine outlived Jack Lalanne .
 
2013-05-15 09:36:25 AM  
Well, they did say it was for medical reasons... time to re-plan the day?
 
2013-05-15 09:37:40 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "Aim to ejaculate three to five times a week for rock-solid results."

Yeah but aim where?


I've found your mom's eyes to be a good location.
 
2013-05-15 09:39:10 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Thanks, James Van Der Beek!"


didn't see yours, dammit!
 
2013-05-15 09:40:27 AM  
Makes you wanna to a leak in a creek?
 
2013-05-15 09:40:37 AM  
jingreed.typepad.com

"That's one."
 
2013-05-15 09:41:45 AM  

Thisbymaster: Then I am immoral.


Not sure if serious...
 
2013-05-15 09:41:53 AM  
...makes life not so bleak?
 
2013-05-15 09:43:19 AM  
I'm a bit older than most here but I do have one question, how do you cut back to three times a week?
 
2013-05-15 09:43:28 AM  
Weird.  It suggests that men have them orgasms frequently, but kind of mentions that women should just have them.

Since I was curious, what the article says about the desired frequency of orgasms for men vs. women (for each of the "points" the article brings up):

Men: Orgasms, rate of
1. >5/week
2. 3-5/week
3. >1/5-18 days
4. Take longer

Women: Orgasms, rate of
1. Have them
2. Have them when you suspect an UTI
3. Have more
4. Have them
5. >=1/week
6. Have them
7. Have them

Men and Women:
1. Have them
2. Have them
3. Have them regularly
4. Have them
5. Have them
 
2013-05-15 09:50:57 AM  
Screw them like the Greek.
 
2013-05-15 09:56:10 AM  
...no doctor shall ye seek.
 
2013-05-15 09:57:00 AM  

Whiskey Dickens: Thisbymaster: Then I am immoral.

Not sure if serious...


Soon he will be invincible.
 
2013-05-15 09:57:22 AM  
there is nothing wrong with 'self-service', and, as a matter of fact, you may be healthier for it in the end.

So, I'm immortal now?
 
2013-05-15 10:02:14 AM  
Makes your asshole squeak?
 
2013-05-15 10:04:17 AM  
I will put this together in picture format:
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2013-05-15 10:05:20 AM  
I'm about to orgasm right now, so I'm getting a kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
2013-05-15 10:05:29 AM  
... keeps you a healthy freak.
 
2013-05-15 10:05:37 AM  
Not a bookmark.

/toasting in epic bread
//..."like Chim-Chim and Gleek."
 
2013-05-15 10:08:09 AM  
oh and:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-15 10:12:24 AM  
... Mozambique.
 
2013-05-15 10:13:29 AM  

UberDave: Interesting.  If the article is true then I will be prostate cancer-free for 734 years and I can lift a 170lb weight with my "organ".  Cool...


You too?
 
2013-05-15 10:16:35 AM  
FTA:  Helps relieve urinary tract infections: Many women with urinary tract infections (UTI) report the desire to masturbate when they feel a UTI coming on, and for a good reason: masturbating helps relieve pain and it flushes the old bacteria from the cervix. It's the body's way of getting the bacteria out.

Don't have sex with a girl that has a UTI.  That UTI could easily be a STD.
 
2013-05-15 10:47:20 AM  

knightmike: Don't have sex with a girl that has a UTI.  That UTI could easily be a STD.


Is it really an STD if she just can't convince him to stop shiatting up her urethra?

(No. Seriously. Housemate was seeing this guy long distance. Every weekend she'd come back tired, and every couple monday/tuesday for three frigging months, it was a trip to the minute clinic and another round of antibiotics.)
 
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