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(The Week)   When your half-starved children huddling in the burned out ruins of what was the height of human civilization ask you who started the zombie apocalypse, you can tell them it was those damned Australians   ( divider line
    More: Scary, clinically dead, Australians, dead people, zombie apocalypse, cultures, resurrections, human height  
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11381 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2013 at 9:13 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-15 08:13:27 AM  
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2013-05-15 03:52:57 PM  
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leonel: SmackLT: First Hitler, now zombies. THANKS A LOT, YOU UPSIDE-DOWN ASSHOLES

Australia; the troublemakers of Europe!

Don't forget the thousands of kangaroos enslaved in factories and forced to make fine clockwork for the Aussie-Hungarian empire. Truly evil.
2013-05-15 09:53:01 AM  
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Um, "clinical death" and "biological death" are two entirely different matters.  IIRC, the clinical version means a flatline on vital signs, whereas the biological one means "that's all she wrote, and there ain't no more."

/and by 'she', I don't mean Mary Shelley
2013-05-15 09:36:49 AM  
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2013-05-15 09:30:55 AM  
1 vote:
They're just doing it to take their minds off of the spiders.

And snakes.

And sharks.

And Paul Hogan movies.
2013-05-15 09:22:02 AM  
1 vote:

They didn't do anything.

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