They didn't do anything.
Felgraf: By scary, you mean fark YEAH, SCIENCE!, right?
stevarooni: The CPR machine sounds like it could be widely used (portable) with no big troubles (except for cost). The ECMO sounds very sensitive and prone to risk infection.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: If there's anywhere the local flora and fauna can kill even the undead, it's Down Under.Besides, how dangerous can a zombie fueled by Vegemite be?
pkellmey: Felgraf: By scary, you mean fark YEAH, SCIENCE!, right?I'm not entirely sure how good this is. Anyone know what the permanent brain or organ damage percentages are with this method? Even short term deaths usually have a pretty decent chance of reviving someone for a future life of organ issues due to lack of blood flow during the time they were dead. I'd be more afraid of doctors just creating patients with a horrible future life situation than if they simply died.
SmackLT: First Hitler, now zombies. THANKS A LOT, YOU UPSIDE-DOWN ASSHOLES
leonel: SmackLT: First Hitler, now zombies. THANKS A LOT, YOU UPSIDE-DOWN ASSHOLESAustralia; the troublemakers of Europe!
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