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2013-05-15 09:09:14 AM
Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...
 
2013-05-15 09:21:35 AM
This seems a weighty issue...
 
2013-05-15 09:32:12 AM
Doesn't seem like she has much to throw around.
 
2013-05-15 09:34:02 AM

UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...


Pretty much this, or a landscape crew, hungover and leaf blowers not a happy combination.
 
2013-05-15 09:34:42 AM
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2013-05-15 09:34:46 AM

UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...


I don't know about the rest but it seems likely that the construction crew were the intended targets. Working on night shift can make you hate the world pretty quickly.  I used to hate my upstairs neighbors because they had kids and kids tend to run around in bare feet making a god awful thumping sound with each step. Intellectually I understood that it was raining/cold/whatever outside and the kids need to be inside and kids gotta play so I shouldn't be upset. Emotionally I wanted to burn the whole apartment complex down and piss on the ashes because it had been weeks since I had a decent sleep. I would have committed atrocities for 8 hours with a comfortable bed in a quiet room.
 
2013-05-15 09:35:06 AM

UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...


Maybe... although I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe the noise would be that bad 18 floors up.  I'm going with domestic dispute ending in childish tantrum with complete disregard to other human beings, personally.

Who wants to set up the pool?
 
2013-05-15 09:35:47 AM
Done in one

Chloe Chlamydia ?? is that her name
/ducks and hides)
 
2013-05-15 09:38:33 AM

Alonjar: UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...

Maybe... although I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe the noise would be that bad 18 floors up.  I'm going with domestic dispute ending in childish tantrum with complete disregard to other human beings, personally.

Who wants to set up the pool?


I used to live on the 30th floor and I had no AC with the windows open construction can be loud even that high up.
 
2013-05-15 09:39:46 AM

Alonjar: Maybe... although I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe the noise would be that bad 18 floors up. I'm going with domestic dispute ending in childish tantrum with complete disregard to other human beings, personally.


That's what I think.
Those were his beer mugs that went off the balcony, not hers.
 
2013-05-15 09:40:51 AM

Egoy3k: UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...

I don't know about the rest but it seems likely that the construction crew were the intended targets. Working on night shift can make you hate the world pretty quickly.  I used to hate my upstairs neighbors because they had kids and kids tend to run around in bare feet making a god awful thumping sound with each step. Intellectually I understood that it was raining/cold/whatever outside and the kids need to be inside and kids gotta play so I shouldn't be upset. Emotionally I wanted to burn the whole apartment complex down and piss on the ashes because it had been weeks since I had a decent sleep. I would have committed atrocities for 8 hours with a comfortable bed in a quiet room.


Should have drank yourself to sleep
 
2013-05-15 09:43:01 AM

booger42: Chloe Chlamydia ?? is that her name
/ducks and hides)


I see a font change. Someone had to look up how to spell chlamydia.

/I didn't know how to spell it either.
//These weights suck. I'm switching to Kettleworx.
///Watch out again next week.
 
2013-05-15 09:49:11 AM

ManRay: Alonjar: Maybe... although I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe the noise would be that bad 18 floors up. I'm going with domestic dispute ending in childish tantrum with complete disregard to other human beings, personally.

That's what I think.
Those were his beer mugs that went off the balcony, not hers.


Those were his 2.5 pound weights too, i bet ;)
 
2013-05-15 09:55:36 AM
Used to live on 22nd floor in Chicago - you can hear that sh*t with balcony door/windows open.

Was a block away from Old St. Pat's and heard the bagpipes frequently.  Didn't throw things off the balcony though.
 
2013-05-15 09:57:50 AM

UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...


Stripper.

Book it. Done.
 
2013-05-15 09:57:51 AM
2.5 pounds...well, it's clear Skeletor there couldn't lift more than that anyway.
 
2013-05-15 09:58:55 AM

FatPrincess: booger42: Chloe Chlamydia ?? is that her name
/ducks and hides)

I see a font change. Someone had to look up how to spell chlamydia.

/I didn't know how to spell it either.
//These weights suck. I'm switching to Kettleworx.
///Watch out again next week.



Busted....

/don't judge me :*)
 
2013-05-15 10:00:56 AM

UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...


stansarmy.files.wordpress.com


I like your ideas!!!
 
2013-05-15 10:04:43 AM
Was expecting a fatty. Of course "smok'n hot" wasn't used in the headline.
 
2013-05-15 10:18:49 AM

abhorrent1: Was expecting a fatty. Of course "smok'n hot" wasn't used in the headline.


Yeah.. remember back when fark meme's were funny?
 
2013-05-15 10:41:17 AM

ManRay: Alonjar: Maybe... although I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe the noise would be that bad 18 floors up. I'm going with domestic dispute ending in childish tantrum with complete disregard to other human beings, personally.

That's what I think.
Those were his beer mugs that went off the balcony, not hers.


Yep, I vote bad breakup.
 
2013-05-15 10:57:59 AM

Alonjar: Yeah.. remember back when fark meme's were funny?


Haha, that fat guy has mustard all over himself!

In other words, no.
 
2013-05-15 11:08:08 AM
She can throw her weight on me anytime!

/willing to stick my d*ck in crazy if it looks like that
//Don't have weights OR beer mugs in my house
///Will have to switch to plastic rocks glasses for my rum
 
2013-05-15 11:11:57 AM
I think the lesson here is to always live on the floor above the crazy coonts.
 
2013-05-15 11:24:42 AM

FrancoFile: Stripper.

Book it. Done.


Stripper Drama is the worst kind of drama.
 
2013-05-15 11:24:43 AM

99.998er: I think the lesson here is to always live on the floor above the crazy coonts.


That's all fine and good until she gets drunk and sets fire to Boyfriend's clothes in the middle of the living room.
 
2013-05-15 12:50:40 PM

ManRay: Alonjar: Maybe... although I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe the noise would be that bad 18 floors up. I'm going with domestic dispute ending in childish tantrum with complete disregard to other human beings, personally.

That's what I think.
Those were his beer mugs that went off the balcony, not hers.


Stripper/Escort/Kept biatch.

Probably found out he had five or six more just like her.

/I've lived in that building. The crazy ratio has always been off the charts.
 
2013-05-15 01:37:56 PM
That's when I felt the wind pick up
I grabbed your shiat while choking up
These words to say and then you kissed me.
 
2013-05-15 02:26:54 PM

FatPrincess: //These weights suck. I'm switching to Kettleworx.
///Watch out again next week.


Have you considered shake weights?
 
2013-05-15 02:34:26 PM

STORAGE JARS: Have you considered shake weights?


Would they shut up the construction work noise faster then a kettle-bell?
 
2013-05-15 07:43:11 PM
Here's her Facebook page lol
 
2013-05-15 08:23:18 PM

YazuDude: Here's her Facebook page lol


Wonder if if THIS is the other half?

http://www.facebook.com/JD.Model.Dancer
 
2013-05-15 09:11:28 PM
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2013-05-15 10:41:36 PM

FrancoFile: UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...

Stripper.

Book it. Done.


YazuDude: Here's her Facebook page lol


"dancer, model, and spin instructor"
Ayep.  Stripper.
 
2013-05-16 10:33:14 AM

YazuDude: Here's her Facebook page lol


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Mighty big areolae.
 
2013-05-16 11:47:53 AM

FrancoFile: FrancoFile: UberDave: Humm...Hot ass 21 year old living in high-rise luxury condos and already has a lawyer speaking for her prior to turning herself in?  I'm thinking trophy wife/girlfriend who got irritated at construction crews as she tried to sleep off her daily hangover and did the only thing vapid spoiled coonts can think to do in such situations...

Stripper.

Book it. Done.

YazuDude: Here's her Facebook page lol

"dancer, model, and spin instructor"
Ayep.  Stripper.


I wonder which club...maybe I should put some groundwork in on that this weekend. Anybody have any $1 bills?
 
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