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(Daily Mail)   Gay marriage is going to lead to an influx of Jedi Knights in goat leggings, and you'll only have yourselves to blame   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, jedis, civil marriages, marriages, same-sex marriages, pagan, Humanist associations, Unitarians, British Humanist Association  
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6098 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2013 at 11:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-15 12:06:33 PM  
3 votes:

Jacob_Roberson: What about gaybots?
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2013-05-15 02:34:53 PM  
2 votes:

stuffy: And what the hell this pecker head got against Jedi ?

Well perhaps it is a bit unfair to tar all Jedi with the same brush, but its very hard to forget that the terrorist who flew his aircraft into the Imperial Peace Enhancement Center on 9/11/5673 was a radical militant Jedi, who, despite growing up as a peaceful and productive member of the Empire was radicalized by a Jedi Sleeper agent who had quietly infiltrated that peaceful rural community almost two decades earlier
2013-05-15 12:01:14 PM  
2 votes:

wildsnowllama: I don't see the problem, what they believe in is just as real as what other religions teach.

Possibly more real, seeing as how the author is still alive and can be directly asked about the meaning of certain passages.
2013-05-15 07:00:26 PM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: Jacob_Roberson: What about gaybots?
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I can't feel my legs!
2013-05-15 12:49:58 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Walker: Mugato: Jedi don't marry, dumbass.

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What a Jedi wedding may look like.
2013-05-15 12:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
Speaking of which, and I'm thinking (asking?) out loud here...are there any arguments FOR gay marriage that don't also argue for polygamy?

/not having a legal structure doesn't count, I said FOR, not against
//do it for the turtles!!
2013-05-15 12:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
I want to party with those guys!

Actually I want to party with da vimen!!!
2013-05-15 12:03:59 PM  
1 vote:
Oh boy. Jedi Divorces.

2013-05-15 12:03:11 PM  
1 vote:
What about gaybots?
2013-05-15 11:58:48 AM  
1 vote:

and Jedi too.
2013-05-15 11:56:14 AM  
1 vote:
Not to worry, they're already on the case:
2013-05-15 11:41:01 AM  
1 vote:
I can't wait for the first Jedi divorce. That shiat will make someone go dark side in a heartbeat.
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