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The Pope of Manwich Village: Learn to swim.
Englebert Slaptyback: Felgraf/Hey I can be a pithy asshole too, sweet.Who pithed in your Cheerios?
skozlaw: Yea, but some guy who runs a multi-billion dollar company (which pays no taxes) only got $3.4 million in net compensation last year instead of $3.8 million while some guy who works for him got a tax cut even though he has a refrigerator and a microwave in his apartment.So you see the issue we have.
Alonjar: Is there free food or beer?
Alonjar: Where do I sign up?
eas81: I thought Syfy already covered this.[t2.gstatic.com image 160x232]
MyRandomName: Is sequester the new global warming? The liberals root cause of all that is bad?
Hal5423: Worst. Movie. Ever.
mod3072: Good. The government shouldn't be wasting money on this "science" witchcraft anyways. If God wills that a volcano erupt and kill some heathens, then it will be done. If He wants us to know about it in advance, He will let us know. He'll probably give Pat Robertson a jingle on the hotline or something.
UberDave: Don't worry. Tommy Lee Jones is still around.
FLMountainMan: mod3072: Good. The government shouldn't be wasting money on this "science" witchcraft anyways. If God wills that a volcano erupt and kill some heathens, then it will be done. If He wants us to know about it in advance, He will let us know. He'll probably give Pat Robertson a jingle on the hotline or something.Exactly. We should allocate this program at least $1.3 trillion per year. No expense should be spared. The scientists should all get $25,000 a year for hazard pay. If you don't want to fund them for $1.3 trillion, you're just a stupid teabagger and we will send the IRS after you.
Carn: Which bad 90s movie is this? I didn't think movies that crappy got put up for remakes.
skozlaw: Hal5423: Worst. Movie. Ever.I'll see that claim and raise you[0.tqn.com image 214x314]
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