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(USA Today)   Crash landing on runway of Minnesota airport; two survivors   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2013-05-15 08:39:05 AM  
Great. Now they'll have to resort to cannibalism to stay alive.
 
2013-05-15 08:39:13 AM  
Nice one subby, you got me.
 
2013-05-15 08:42:12 AM  

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ok, that farkin' hurt!

 
2013-05-15 08:42:18 AM  
Where will they bury them?
 
2013-05-15 08:42:41 AM  
Which concourse were they buried in?
 
2013-05-15 08:44:28 AM  
They're not fighting, they're playing. At least that's what my parents always told me.
 
2013-05-15 08:47:20 AM  
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Did they consummate their bird fark?
 
2013-05-15 08:48:30 AM  
Why did someone feel the need to immediately transport them to a vet? Eagles have been doing this for centuries. Let 'em walk it off, rub some dirt on their bruises, they'll be fine.

Seriously- nature works just fine without our help.
 
2013-05-15 08:50:16 AM  

Airportmatt: Where will they bury them?


Damnitsomuch
 
2013-05-15 08:58:53 AM  
Did the air have the warm smell of colitas?
 
2013-05-15 08:59:34 AM  
Were they arguing about who has the most magestic freedom?
 
2013-05-15 08:59:34 AM  
I'm on my phone, and for whatever reason the tags weren't loading. This was the top headline on the main page. I was like HOLY shiat!!!!! Needless to say, I'm quite relieved.
 
2013-05-15 09:40:26 AM  
Now we know why Bald Eagles don't attend Tantric Sex seminars.

I have a feeling there won't be a follow up phone call.

The injured bird was heard muttering 'worse date ever'.

One of the witnesses said that was far from majestic.

I hope Viagra doesn't offer bird doses, it'll wipe out the whole species.

This story is equivalent to two humans crashing into a tree during a date, including the eye witnesses you wish would go away regardless of how much pain you are in.

Does make me wonder what the 'wingman' has to do in the bird dating scene.

/keep those tail feathers shaking
 
2013-05-15 10:27:20 AM  

Trainspotr: Airportmatt: Where will they bury them?

Damnitsomuch


Looks like I beat you by less than 25 seconds.
 
2013-05-15 10:28:02 AM  
And the original Duluth News Tribune article:

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/267085/

"The guys at the airport told me put them in the front of the truck," Hanzal said. "My better judgment told me not to do that."
 
2013-05-15 11:36:57 AM  

pi8you: And the original Duluth News Tribune article:

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/267085/

"The guys at the airport told me put them in the front of the truck," Hanzal said. "My better judgment told me not to do that."


Hanzal sounds like a pretty sharp guy.
 
2013-05-15 02:01:43 PM  
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If you can't soar with the eagles, you can always hang out with the turkeys.
 
2013-05-15 04:33:31 PM  

Gonz: Why did someone feel the need to immediately transport them to a vet? Eagles have been doing this for centuries. Let 'em walk it off, rub some dirt on their bruises, they'll be fine.

Seriously- nature works just fine without our help.


Tell that to the goslings that got trapped on the roof here at work.

2 of them died of dehydration.
 
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