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(Daily Mail)   Finally, a religious rule that makes sense: Orthodox school bans hipster glasses   ( divider line
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2013-05-15 06:21:39 AM  
3 votes:

Col. Hap Hapablap: "very course look " ? Unfamiliar with this expression, perhaps "coarse?"
coarse roughcourse path of travel Homonyms, spellcheck, useless against you are.

It's Daily Fail. Half their articles are written by a computer, the other half by homeless people locked up in basement in exchange for sandwiches.

And seriously, they're just worried their boys will become unduly influenced by degenerate modernist rockers such as Buddy Holly and his love of such whores as Betty Lou and Peggy Sue.
2013-05-15 09:14:37 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-15 08:39:47 AM  
1 vote:
So, is Woody Allen a Hipster?
2013-05-15 08:04:04 AM  
1 vote:
BCG's* are now cool?

*Birth Control Glasses. So named because when the navy was handing them out, if you were wearing them there was no way that you were getting laid. Even the married guys had to take them off if they wanted to have the sexy time with their wives.
2013-05-15 07:42:28 AM  
1 vote:
Jewish law - 4000 years of unbroken tradition handed down from G-d himself to Moses, or making it up as we go along?
2013-05-15 06:47:39 AM  
1 vote:

Bungles: Do you also get angry when you see someone wearing a tie? What is the purpose of a tie? It's a bizarre affectation that has become culturally required

Hell yes. Ties are ridiculous.
I don't own one, and nobody else should.

/unless a chick is wearing only a tie and stockings. That is just SO right.
2013-05-15 06:38:44 AM  
1 vote:

0Icky0: At least those glasses have lenses in them.
In a certain district of Kowloon, all the best hipsters wear black-frames with no lenses.

/makes me feel all punchy

Do you also get angry when you see someone wearing a tie? What is the purpose of a tie? It's a bizarre affectation that has become culturally required.
2013-05-15 06:34:01 AM  
1 vote:
In basic training when people got a prescription of those, they were called BCGs, for Birth Control Glasses...It means you werent getting laid if you wore them
2013-05-15 03:08:31 AM  
1 vote:
So, kids can't wear 50's and 60's style glasses in 2013. What did they do in the 50's and 60's, require them to wear pince nez from the turn of the century? I am all for private schools establishing a standard of dress if they feel it is necessary but this strikes me as being a bit absurd.
2013-05-15 01:52:52 AM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: SpikeStrip: violentsalvation: That's stupid, they'd make perfect bully punching targets.

i think they're made of an alloy that'll break your fists

Ah, a douchetanium reinforced polymer. I was never a bully but I think those glasses do make a person look entirely punchable. I guess that just happens as you get older and trends and styles pass you by.

consider yourself warned.

/slides up glasses
/slides down pocket protector
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