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(Independent)   Lesbian couple blocked from renting home on Isle of Man, should have gone to Lesbos instead   (independent.co.uk) divider line 112
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2013-05-15 12:58:42 AM  
Britain: Socially lagging somewhere behind Uruguay, Argentina, Israel, Brazil, and Belgium.
 
2013-05-15 12:58:52 AM  
What were Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi thinking?!
 
2013-05-15 12:59:49 AM  
Is there an Isle of Strap On?
 
2013-05-15 01:15:13 AM  
Scissor me timbers!
 
2013-05-15 01:16:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is there an Isle of Strap On?


media.heavy.com
 
2013-05-15 01:19:12 AM  
Dem's some butchass biatches in dat pic
 
2013-05-15 01:19:42 AM  

bearded clamorer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is there an Isle of Strap On?

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Well... the eh, the eh, that's all, folks
 
2013-05-15 01:22:27 AM  
They should just head down to Holland, where dikes are appreciated.
 
2013-05-15 01:23:20 AM  
And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.
 
2013-05-15 01:27:04 AM  
Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat
 
2013-05-15 01:27:50 AM  
Les Bos?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 01:29:11 AM  
Well, that's different - lesbian-hating Man.
 
2013-05-15 01:33:53 AM  

GungFu: And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.


The way they look. The fact the landlord also rents to one of their sisters.  The fact that it was two women and a child wanting to live together.  A little Facebook or similar internet search.

I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together.  Those attention whores can fark off and die.
 
2013-05-15 01:33:57 AM  

Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat



*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..
 
2013-05-15 01:34:52 AM  
"Happy Jill wasn't old, but she was a man.
She lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, she would take the wrong key,
So they rode on her head in their furry donkey."

"But they couldn't stop Jill 'or her lover's lapping,
And they couldn't prevent Jill from feeling happy"

If this is obscure then I'm an old ass man......
 
2013-05-15 01:35:43 AM  
Oh, goddess sometimes I really wonder about you farkers.
 
2013-05-15 01:37:12 AM  

12349876: GungFu: And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.

The way they look. The fact the landlord also rents to one of their sisters.  The fact that it was two women and a child wanting to live together.  A little Facebook or similar internet search.

I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together.  Those attention whores can fark off and die.



People can do that all they want, and I have no problem with it. But the moment they mention how gay they are, then it's gets farkin' old. Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are? Big difference.
 
2013-05-15 01:42:48 AM  
The Manx flag suggests some amaxing tribbing.
 
2013-05-15 01:44:44 AM  

GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?


There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.
 
2013-05-15 01:47:27 AM  
Ah, the Isle of Man, a magical land stuck about 20 years back.
 
2013-05-15 01:47:46 AM  
Certainly the Mediterranean is preferable to to the north Irish Sea.
 
2013-05-15 01:50:32 AM  

12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.


Well advertising does seem to depend on it, our product will make you more of a man/woman and make you more attractive to the opposite sex.
 
2013-05-15 01:51:11 AM  

GungFu: Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat


*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..


Even worse, one seems to be going for the "I'm a Justin Bieber look-a-like without a dick" look.

/why is it that the majority of lesbian news stories that hit Fark are about the bull dykes instead of the butterflies?
//where are Willow and Tara when you need them?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-15 01:52:18 AM  

12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.


No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.
 
2013-05-15 01:56:04 AM  

GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.

No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.


Ah, now I see where you're coming from.  Can't tell if you're serious,though.  Are you sarcastically invoking the "why is there no White History Month" routine, or are you really that same breed of dipshiat?
 
2013-05-15 01:59:19 AM  

DigitalCoffee: GungFu: Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat


*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..

Even worse, one seems to be going for the "I'm a Justin Bieber look-a-like without a dick" look.

/why is it that the majority of lesbian news stories that hit Fark are about the bull dykes instead of the butterflies?
//where are Willow and Tara when you need them?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Sorry you didn't find them attractive enough since that all that lesbians are supposed to do is be attractive for men.
/Grrr
 
2013-05-15 02:01:24 AM  
Well if they were trying to rent on the Isle of Man maybe they are confused about what being a lesbian means....
 
2013-05-15 02:02:18 AM  
 
2013-05-15 02:07:18 AM  

DiarrheaVanFrank: Les Bos?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 512x384]


I see that's taken care of.

/scissor me timbers
 
2013-05-15 02:08:35 AM  

wildcardjack: Ah, the Isle of Man, a magical land stuck about 20 years back.


Yeah, well... they have the right speed limits!
 
2013-05-15 02:11:36 AM  
Balls!
 
2013-05-15 02:12:42 AM  
sorry, I was picturing whore island
 
2013-05-15 02:20:22 AM  

GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.


Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.
 
2013-05-15 02:22:49 AM  
Lesbians - they don't love women so much as they really, really hate men (aka dad.)
 
2013-05-15 02:24:06 AM  

Last Man on Earth: GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.

No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Ah, now I see where you're coming from.  Can't tell if you're serious,though.  Are you sarcastically invoking the "why is there no White History Month" routine, or are you really that same breed of dipshiat?


If I could play the Devil's advocate:  there has been a movement in the women's equality arena for a long time about how inappropriate to make up special names for women engaged in a profession, as opposed to men.  They believe it's insulting to use "actress" for a female who acts, rather than just calling all thespians "actor" without separating out the women.  I've spoken with people of various minority ethnic backgrounds who were concerned that black people only get a month, segregated out just for them.  What does that imply about the rest of the year?

There is a valid argument that all this constant labeling and segregation only prolongs the hurt and gives the haters something to target.
 
2013-05-15 02:25:41 AM  
LesBros, the men who love lesbians.
 
2013-05-15 02:26:02 AM  

HotWingAgenda: If I could play the Devil's advocate:  there has been a movement in the women's equality arena for a long time about how inappropriate to make up special names for women engaged in a profession, as opposed to men.


Well, they get "slut" all to themselves. Us poor men have to make do with "male slut".
 
2013-05-15 02:27:33 AM  
Gah, I just clicked on the article and saw their picture. The only thing those two linebackers should be blocked from is a defensive end.
 
2013-05-15 02:28:04 AM  

0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.


So true and don't even get me started on those mocha latte drinkers why can't the just be normal?
/ I myself like coffee black and espressos why can everybody be like me.
/Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.
 
2013-05-15 02:28:19 AM  

untaken_name: Well, that's different - lesbian-hating Man.


*golf clap*
 
2013-05-15 02:30:57 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lesbians - they don't love women so much as they really, really hate men (aka dad.)


Your dad was a lesbian?
/So confused.
 
2013-05-15 02:33:04 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lesbians - they don't love women so much as they really, really hate men (aka dad.)

Your dad was a lesbian?
/So confused.


Actually no, my dad is not a lesbian. He's not ugly enough.
 
2013-05-15 02:41:37 AM  

0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.


Well, decaf is a chemical distinction, so I don't know that it belongs with the other analogies and in the trash with non-alcoholic beer.
 
2013-05-15 02:42:28 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: 0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.

So true and don't even get me started on those mocha latte drinkers why can't the just be normal?
/ I myself like coffee black and espressos why can everybody be like me.
/Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.


This.

/black coffee and espresso master race
//late night slashies
 
2013-05-15 02:43:46 AM  
FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-15 02:49:39 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

[i291.photobucket.com image 320x343]


You do realize that the "phobic" side is NOT with you here...right? God hates the USA? Yeah...that's better than not wanting gay marriage. Which is where most of you moron come in....
 
2013-05-15 02:51:31 AM  

pxlboy: tinfoil-hat maggie: 0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.

So true and don't even get me started on those mocha latte drinkers why can't the just be normal?
/ I myself like coffee black and espressos why can everybody be like me.
/Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.

This.

/black coffee and espresso master race
//late night slashies


Heh, I feel the love : )
/And really if you love the bean that's the only way to go.
 
2013-05-15 02:53:33 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

[i291.photobucket.com image 320x343]


But they're really not judging, or doing anything else the bible disapproves of.
 
2013-05-15 02:55:37 AM  

Gestankfaust: Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

[i291.photobucket.com image 320x343]

You do realize that the "phobic" side is NOT with you here...right? God hates the USA? Yeah...that's better than not wanting gay marriage. Which is where most of you moron come in....


Who the hell are you directing your comment at?
 
2013-05-15 02:55:42 AM  
I.... just.... uh.....

www.rasiel.com
 
2013-05-15 03:02:36 AM  

unlikely: Britain: Socially lagging somewhere behind Uruguay, Argentina, Israel, Brazil, and Belgium.


The Isle of Man is not ruled by the Westminster parliament. It is a self-governing dependency of the British Crown.

/until a few years ago I believe that the island prohibited homosexuality entirely
 
2013-05-15 03:04:44 AM  
It's Isle of Man, not I Love Men.
 
2013-05-15 03:05:11 AM  

doosh: I.... just.... uh.....

[www.rasiel.com image 389x400]


www.sarahness.net
You were saying?
 
2013-05-15 03:06:55 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Last Man on Earth: GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.

No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Ah, now I see where you're coming from.  Can't tell if you're serious,though.  Are you sarcastically invoking the "why is there no White History Month" routine, or are you really that same breed of dipshiat?

If I could play the Devil's advocate:  there has been a movement in the women's equality arena for a long time about how inappropriate to make up special names for women engaged in a profession, as opposed to men.  They believe it's insulting to use "actress" for a female who acts, rather than just calling all thespians "actor" without separating out the women.  I've spoken with people of various minority ethnic backgrounds who were concerned that black people only get a month, segregated out just for them.  What does that imply about the rest of the year?

There is a valid argument that all this constant labeling and segregation only prolongs the hurt and gives the haters something to target.


While no one would ever accuse me of being a feminist, I've always wondered about the actress/waitress thing. Why DO we have different names for men and women's professions? An actor is one who acts, a waiter is one who waits tables. There's nothing masculine about those words so why do we need a special one for women?

And just shoot me if I ever say "comedienne".

/you're pronouncing it "heroin" right now aren't you?
 
2013-05-15 03:07:40 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: GungFu: Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat


*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..

Even worse, one seems to be going for the "I'm a Justin Bieber look-a-like without a dick" look.

/why is it that the majority of lesbian news stories that hit Fark are about the bull dykes instead of the butterflies?
//where are Willow and Tara when you need them?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Sorry you didn't find them attractive enough since that all that lesbians are supposed to do is be attractive for men.
/Grrr


It's not just lesbians, women in general are there to look good and make us feel funny in our pants. Didn't you know that?

/now go make me a sammich.
 
2013-05-15 03:12:10 AM  

LDM90: HotWingAgenda: Last Man on Earth: GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.

No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Ah, now I see where you're coming from.  Can't tell if you're serious,though.  Are you sarcastically invoking the "why is there no White History Month" routine, or are you really that same breed of dipshiat?

If I could play the Devil's advocate:  there has been a movement in the women's equality arena for a long time about how inappropriate to make up special names for women engaged in a profession, as opposed to men.  They believe it's insulting to use "actress" for a female who acts, rather than just calling all thespians "actor" without separating out the women.  I've spoken with people of various minority ethnic backgrounds who were concerned that black people only get a month, segregated out just for them.  What does that imply about the rest of the year?

There is a valid argument that all this constant labeling and segregation only prolongs the hurt and gives the haters something to target.

While no one would ever accuse me of being a feminist, I've always wondered about the actress/waitress thing. Why DO we have different names for men and women's professions? An actor is one who acts, a waiter is one who waits tables. There's nothing masculine about those words so why do we need a special one for women?

And just shoot me if I ever say "comedienne".

/you're pronouncing it "heroin" right now aren't you?


Something about the Latin roots of the words and the masculine noun forms, I think.

/declensions, biatches
//conjugations, too
///holy crap why am i still awake
 
2013-05-15 03:15:02 AM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: GungFu: Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat


*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..

Even worse, one seems to be going for the "I'm a Justin Bieber look-a-like without a dick" look.

/why is it that the majority of lesbian news stories that hit Fark are about the bull dykes instead of the butterflies?
//where are Willow and Tara when you need them?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Sorry you didn't find them attractive enough since that all that lesbians are supposed to do is be attractive for men.
/Grrr

It's not just lesbians, women in general are there to look good and make us feel funny in our pants. Didn't you know that?

/now go make me a sammich.


Yea, you'll make you own damn sandwich and then make me one and you'll like it. Well there could be a reward if the sandwich is good.
/ Really women have no idea the power they have over men and if they have a clue they use it all wrong.
//Like I don't want a sandwich I already had one, but,,,,
 
2013-05-15 03:32:34 AM  

GungFu: Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.


Strange, I've been around gay theater people and West Hollywood people, and never met anyone that goes out of their way to mention they are gay.

The only person I know of who does that is a straight guy on a message board who is an attention whore and likes to pretend he's gay/bi to stir up shiat and troll people.

Actual gay people, in real life?  None.
 
2013-05-15 03:35:18 AM  

LDM90: /you're pronouncing it "heroin" right now aren't you?


Nah, I go all hoity-toity and make heroine sound like air-wahn.  I also say Deh-twah instead of Deetroyt, and Tuksun instead of Tooosahn.
 
2013-05-15 03:42:07 AM  

ShawnDoc: GungFu: Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.

Strange, I've been around gay theater people and West Hollywood people, and never met anyone that goes out of their way to mention they are gay.

The only person I know of who does that is a straight guy on a message board who is an attention whore and likes to pretend he's gay/bi to stir up shiat and troll people.

Actual gay people, in real life?  None.


I used to have a buddy (well, still a buddy but now we're only facebook friends) that was the definition of flaaaaaaming.  Showtunes and everything.  He was pretty open about it, but it made sense considering how rough it was for him to go through the stages of straight ladies man, to bi and confused, to gay and suddenly hated by half the population.  I was the first dude he ever got to kiss.

/if I hadn't already known I was straight, that kiss would've turned me straight anyway
 
2013-05-15 03:57:07 AM  
Can we give credit where credit is due?

Bravo Subby. +1
 
2013-05-15 04:01:39 AM  

ShawnDoc: Actual gay people, in real life?  None.


If you don't know any annoying gay people then you don't know many gay people, period.  They're conversationally intolerable at about the same rate as straight people, so if you know three there will be at least one in the group that can't go thirty seconds without bringing up his conversationally irrelevant boyfriend (or how much action he's getting if he's unattached), or doing the stupid affected lisp thing that's the gay equivalent of saying bro a lot and turning your ball-cap sideways, or speaking on behalf of all gay people like he's the queen of the orientation that governs all their behaviors.

As with straight people, with the other two of the three you'll have no idea until you've known them a few weeks or actually met their date.
 
2013-05-15 04:11:07 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: /Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.


Seriously? I hate country music.
 
2013-05-15 04:11:12 AM  

ShawnDoc: GungFu: Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.

Strange, I've been around gay theater people and West Hollywood people, and never met anyone that goes out of their way to mention they are gay.

The only person I know of who does that is a straight guy on a message board who is an attention whore and likes to pretend he's gay/bi to stir up shiat and troll people.

Actual gay people, in real life?  None.



I've known two. One 'used' to be straight, then bi, and then homo. After he went homo, it was a change in character as well, as if he had to show how gay he was - somewhat like newly sealed religious conversions, like they then have to be SuperJew or SuperMuslim etc about it. Anyway, this guy went SuperGay, and did the whole extra mincing and lisping that he never used to do. It was as if the bones in his wrist went to jelly.  I can go on but if I ever said anything negative about anything that was remotely gay, I was seen as a hater. Didn't like George Michael after his crash his car into a photo booth stoned and could have possibly hurt someone else = I don't like him because he's gay. It was getting to be so trying, I actively seeked to avoid him. It was even worse when he got together with his current boyfriend. That guy in South Park? That was him without the assless leather pants or the moustache. Give him the personality of every old age comedic queen on UK tv in the last 30 decades, and that was him. Everything a sexual innuendo in every sentence. It was a nightmare when they talked. It was gay talk all day. That other guy kept on how he planned to retire and write about his sexual exploits all the freakin' time, mentioning ....ok, i'm done, I can't be bothered writing more about them. Tired of them and haven't seen them for a few years now.
 
2013-05-15 04:14:14 AM  

chrylis: tinfoil-hat maggie: /Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.

Seriously? I hate country music.


So you've been to Nashville huh?
 
2013-05-15 04:17:41 AM  
I just wanted to compliment subby on a job well done.
 
2013-05-15 04:34:15 AM  
 
2013-05-15 04:34:16 AM  

ypsifly: "Happy Jill wasn't old, but she was a man.
She lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, she would take the wrong key,
So they rode on her head in their furry donkey."

"But they couldn't stop Jill 'or her lover's lapping,
And they couldn't prevent Jill from feeling happy"

If this is obscure then I'm an old ass man......


Who?
 
2013-05-15 04:38:44 AM  
As long as  they have Chic-Fil-A's  I don't care what they call it.

www.martyduren.com
 
2013-05-15 04:42:17 AM  

LewDux: Link


Lol : )
 
2013-05-15 05:10:11 AM  

Shadow Blasko: wildcardjack: Ah, the Isle of Man, a magical land stuck about 20 years back.

Yeah, well... they have the right speed limits!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=704_1344197928

Indeed!
 
2013-05-15 05:21:09 AM  
12349876:
I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together. Those attention whores can fark off and die.

I agree with this, and I'm straight myself.
 
2013-05-15 05:26:15 AM  
I don't know why everyone is so upset. Actors are notorious from not being very good tenants and.....OOOOOH! Lesbians.
 
2013-05-15 05:27:02 AM  
*for

:(
 
2013-05-15 05:28:04 AM  
Now with working link, I hope, meh

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=704_1344197928
 
2013-05-15 05:29:27 AM  

Oysterman: Scissor me timbers!


tinfoil-hat maggie: Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

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But they're really not judging, or doing anything else the bible disapproves of.


Isn't it his perogative to not rent or to rent as he sees fit? Am I misunderstaning,or is this just one house? Could they  not rent another from someone else there? (Yes, i realize, this may be missing the point, but there are less stressful ways to skin a cat)
 
2013-05-15 05:40:55 AM  

octopied: Oysterman: Scissor me timbers!

tinfoil-hat maggie: Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

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But they're really not judging, or doing anything else the bible disapproves of.

Isn't it his perogative to not rent or to rent as he sees fit? Am I misunderstaning,or is this just one house? Could they  not rent another from someone else there? (Yes, i realize, this may be missing the point, but there are less stressful ways to skin a cat)


Can't that black fella just go to one of their own bars? What's the fuss?
 
2013-05-15 05:42:12 AM  

octopied: Isn't it his perogative to not rent or to rent as he sees fit?


No. If he does business with the public then he is obligated to do business with all of the public without discrimination.

octopied: Could they  not rent another from someone else there?


Maybe. Maybe not. It's completely irrelevant as they have the same right to choose which services to purchase as anyone else. There are no second-class citizens.
 
2013-05-15 05:58:45 AM  
Homosexuality was illegal under Manx law until 1992

How long ago did they make tails on their cats illegal?

s10.postimg.org
 
2013-05-15 06:03:14 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Homosexuality was illegal under Manx law until 1992

How long ago did they make tails on their cats illegal?

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Owey, why would someone do that?
 
2013-05-15 06:06:00 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Day_Old_Dutchie: Homosexuality was illegal under Manx law until 1992

How long ago did they make tails on their cats illegal?

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Owey, why would someone do that?



Because God is cruel and was bored?
 
2013-05-15 06:06:43 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Day_Old_Dutchie: Homosexuality was illegal under Manx law until 1992

How long ago did they make tails on their cats illegal?

[s10.postimg.org image 640x455]

Owey, why would someone do that?


No one did that. That's the way they are born. It's a naturally occurring variation in the species.
 
2013-05-15 06:22:37 AM  

Gordon Bennett: tinfoil-hat maggie: Day_Old_Dutchie: Homosexuality was illegal under Manx law until 1992

How long ago did they make tails on their cats illegal?

[s10.postimg.org image 640x455]

Owey, why would someone do that?

No one did that. That's the way they are born. It's a naturally occurring variation in the species.


So those are for real bob cats?
Well cool, and well it's time I said goodnight since I really am too drunk to post right now.

/Well you should've seen my typos before I corrected them.
 
2013-05-15 06:27:49 AM  
As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.
 
2013-05-15 06:38:40 AM  
If the name of the island is descriptive of its inhabitants I DEFINITELY will pass on the Isle of Wight.

Margerita Island, yes.

Bear Island definitely *waggles eyebrows*
 
2013-05-15 06:39:39 AM  

hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.



I suspect you're straight, white, and male?
 
2013-05-15 06:43:03 AM  

Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?


and probably a libertarian
 
2013-05-15 06:54:52 AM  

unlikely: Britain: Socially lagging somewhere behind Uruguay, Argentina, Israel, Brazil, and Belgium.


True. But the Isle of Man isn't Britain. It's a small independent country and tax haven which is in the middle of (a) the Irish Sea and (b) the 1950s.
 
2013-05-15 07:26:47 AM  

GungFu: That guy in South Park? That was him without the assless leather pants or the moustache. Give him the personality of every old age comedic queen on UK tv in the last 30 decades, and that was him. Everything a sexual innuendo in every sentence. It was a nightmare when they talked. It was gay talk all day.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-15 07:46:57 AM  

Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?


Yeah, because the straight white male club is EVIL!
 
2013-05-15 07:52:23 AM  

Molavian: Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?

Yeah, because the straight white male club is EVIL!


Well, not evil really.


But once you get married you people get fat.
 
2013-05-15 08:10:30 AM  

Brytanica1: Molavian: Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?

Yeah, because the straight white male club is EVIL!

Well, not evil really.


But once you get married you people get fat.


It's only funny because it's true.

/sobs
 
2013-05-15 08:17:16 AM  
So what they're saying is that these Fred Durst and Wes Borland lookalikes
www.independent.co.uk
should do this instead?
media.social.s-msn.com
 
2013-05-15 08:24:36 AM  

GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.

The way they look. The fact the landlord also rents to one of their sisters.  The fact that it was two women and a child wanting to live together.  A little Facebook or similar internet search.

I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together.  Those attention whores can fark off and die.


People can do that all they want, and I have no problem with it. But the moment they mention how gay they are, then it's gets farkin' old. Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are? Big difference.


Thanks for letting me know to put you on my ignore list.  Your ignorance is astounding.
 
2013-05-15 08:31:16 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: So what they're saying is that these Fred Durst and Wes Borland lookalikes

should do this instead?


/weirdestboner.jpg
 
2013-05-15 08:46:26 AM  
i love that goofy island - it is a distinct mix of 9th and 21st centuries
 
2013-05-15 08:50:41 AM  

doosh: I.... just.... uh.....

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My boss is at a meet and greet with the insurance folks.  I just set that picture as his desktop back ground.

He loves surprises.
 
2013-05-15 09:43:03 AM  

orbister: True. But the Isle of Man isn't Britain. It's a small independent country and tax haven which is in the middle of (a) the Irish Sea and (b) the 1950s.


not quite independent; it's a crown dependency.

/manx father
//bro lives there
///visiting next year. yay!
 
2013-05-15 09:50:30 AM  
Isle of Man is more into three ways.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 10:09:29 AM  

BitwiseShift: Isle of Man is more into three ways.

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the triskelion - also the symbol of sicily, i believe.
 
2013-05-15 11:00:15 AM  

GungFu: People can do that all they want, and I have no problem with it. But the moment they mention how gay they are, then it's gets farkin' old. Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?


Uh, yeah.  All the goddamn time.

Look, if you MUST be a hateful bigot, please try not to be quite so gob-smackingly stupid about it.
 
2013-05-15 11:10:48 AM  
great headline
 
2013-05-15 11:47:23 AM  

Molavian: Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?

Yeah, because the straight white male club is EVIL!



No, straight white men are usually lovely.

It's just very difficult for someone who isn't part of a minority that may be faced with being refused service on the grounds of merely existing to understand quite what it's like.

It's a little like being in a wheelchair. Until you've been there, and discovered you can't move more than 30 feet from your house because of the stepped curbs, it's impossible for some to quite grasp the impact.
 
2013-05-15 12:11:26 PM  

Buttknuckle: GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.

The way they look. The fact the landlord also rents to one of their sisters.  The fact that it was two women and a child wanting to live together.  A little Facebook or similar internet search.

I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together.  Those attention whores can fark off and die.


People can do that all they want, and I have no problem with it. But the moment they mention how gay they are, then it's gets farkin' old. Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are? Big difference.

Thanks for letting me know to put you on my ignore list.  Your ignorance is astounding.



Buttknuckle! How YOU doing? You look mighty fine in them those assless leather pants.
 
2013-05-15 12:53:24 PM  

HotWingAgenda: I used to have a buddy (well, still a buddy but now we're only facebook friends) that was the definition of flaaaaaaming. Showtunes and everything. He was pretty open about it, but it made sense considering how rough it was for him to go through the stages of straight ladies man, to bi and confused, to gay and suddenly hated by half the population.


Sure there's plenty of people you can tell they're gay by the way they dress or act, but the OP was saying he hates couples who are always bringing up how gay they are.  I think there's a big difference to being obviously gay and bringing it up in unrelated conversation all the time like OP says happens.

Its kinda like saying black people are throwing them being black in your face by listening to hiphop music or not straightening their hair.
 
2013-05-15 01:05:14 PM  
...and I get in shiat for stereotyping? Good lord... that pic is 100% accurate.
 
2013-05-15 02:53:29 PM  
Agrees...(obscure?!)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-15 04:14:25 PM  
Gay people who are over the top about their orientation annoy the hell out of me. Somehow they remind me of those childless couples who put clothes on their dog and pretend that the dog is human. Gross.
 
2013-05-15 06:52:43 PM  

FlashHarry: not quite independent; it's a crown dependency.


And from that link:

The Crown dependencies are self-governing possessions of the British Crown. They are distinct from the overseas territories of the United Kingdom. As of 2013, three jurisdictions held this status: the Bailiwicks of Jersey and Guernsey in the English Channel and the Isle of Man in the Irish Sea.
Being independently administered jurisdictions, none forms part of the United Kingdom, the Commonwealth of Nations, nor of the European Union.


In practice, of course, the Isle of Man has to do what Britain tells it in many respects, but it is an independent country which just happens to be owned, at the moment, by the British royal family. They could give it away or sell it if they wanted: the Percys of Northumberland were Lords of Mann for many years.
 
2013-05-15 07:50:08 PM  

orbister: In practice, of course, the Isle of Man has to do what Britain tells it in many respects, but it is an independent country which just happens to be owned, at the moment, by the British royal family. They could give it away or sell it if they wanted: the Percys of Northumberland were Lords of Mann for many years.


it's funny; whenever a royal comes over, the island is shrouded in "manannan's mist." i'm not superstitious... unless i'm on the IOM.
 
2013-05-15 07:58:48 PM  

Bungles: Molavian: Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?

Yeah, because the straight white male club is EVIL!


No, straight white men are usually lovely.

It's just very difficult for someone who isn't part of a minority that may be faced with being refused service on the grounds of merely existing to understand quite what it's like.

It's a little like being in a wheelchair. Until you've been there, and discovered you can't move more than 30 feet from your house because of the stepped curbs, it's impossible for some to quite grasp the impact.


We also get fat when we get married.
 
2013-05-15 08:33:30 PM  

Molavian: Bungles: Molavian: Bungles: hasty ambush: As long as they are not using tax dollars people should be free to do business or not do business with whomever they want.


I suspect you're straight, white, and male?

Yeah, because the straight white male club is EVIL!


No, straight white men are usually lovely.

It's just very difficult for someone who isn't part of a minority that may be faced with being refused service on the grounds of merely existing to understand quite what it's like.

It's a little like being in a wheelchair. Until you've been there, and discovered you can't move more than 30 feet from your house because of the stepped curbs, it's impossible for some to quite grasp the impact.

We also get fat when we get married.



Everyone gets fat when married.
 
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