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(Independent)   Lesbian couple blocked from renting home on Isle of Man, should have gone to Lesbos instead   (independent.co.uk) divider line 112
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2013-05-15 12:58:42 AM
Britain: Socially lagging somewhere behind Uruguay, Argentina, Israel, Brazil, and Belgium.
 
2013-05-15 12:58:52 AM
What were Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi thinking?!
 
2013-05-15 12:59:49 AM
Is there an Isle of Strap On?
 
2013-05-15 01:15:13 AM
Scissor me timbers!
 
2013-05-15 01:16:48 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is there an Isle of Strap On?


media.heavy.com
 
2013-05-15 01:19:12 AM
Dem's some butchass biatches in dat pic
 
2013-05-15 01:19:42 AM

bearded clamorer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is there an Isle of Strap On?

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Well... the eh, the eh, that's all, folks
 
2013-05-15 01:22:27 AM
They should just head down to Holland, where dikes are appreciated.
 
2013-05-15 01:23:20 AM
And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.
 
2013-05-15 01:27:04 AM
Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat
 
2013-05-15 01:27:50 AM
Les Bos?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 01:29:11 AM
Well, that's different - lesbian-hating Man.
 
2013-05-15 01:33:53 AM

GungFu: And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.


The way they look. The fact the landlord also rents to one of their sisters.  The fact that it was two women and a child wanting to live together.  A little Facebook or similar internet search.

I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together.  Those attention whores can fark off and die.
 
2013-05-15 01:33:57 AM

Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat



*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..
 
2013-05-15 01:34:52 AM
"Happy Jill wasn't old, but she was a man.
She lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, she would take the wrong key,
So they rode on her head in their furry donkey."

"But they couldn't stop Jill 'or her lover's lapping,
And they couldn't prevent Jill from feeling happy"

If this is obscure then I'm an old ass man......
 
2013-05-15 01:35:43 AM
Oh, goddess sometimes I really wonder about you farkers.
 
2013-05-15 01:37:12 AM

12349876: GungFu: And how do you know two women are lesbians? Where they scissoring? Doing Ass2Ass?

Or are they like those gay couples who never for a farkin' moment fail to mention that they are gay and that we should get over it. Those Attention Whoring ones can just fark off and die.

The way they look. The fact the landlord also rents to one of their sisters.  The fact that it was two women and a child wanting to live together.  A little Facebook or similar internet search.

I hate it when damn straight people are holding hands in public and kissing and bragging about how long they've been together.  Those attention whores can fark off and die.



People can do that all they want, and I have no problem with it. But the moment they mention how gay they are, then it's gets farkin' old. Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are? Big difference.
 
2013-05-15 01:42:48 AM
The Manx flag suggests some amaxing tribbing.
 
2013-05-15 01:44:44 AM

GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?


There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.
 
2013-05-15 01:47:27 AM
Ah, the Isle of Man, a magical land stuck about 20 years back.
 
2013-05-15 01:47:46 AM
Certainly the Mediterranean is preferable to to the north Irish Sea.
 
2013-05-15 01:50:32 AM

12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.


Well advertising does seem to depend on it, our product will make you more of a man/woman and make you more attractive to the opposite sex.
 
2013-05-15 01:51:11 AM

GungFu: Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat


*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..


Even worse, one seems to be going for the "I'm a Justin Bieber look-a-like without a dick" look.

/why is it that the majority of lesbian news stories that hit Fark are about the bull dykes instead of the butterflies?
//where are Willow and Tara when you need them?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-15 01:52:18 AM

12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.


No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.
 
2013-05-15 01:56:04 AM

GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.

No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.


Ah, now I see where you're coming from.  Can't tell if you're serious,though.  Are you sarcastically invoking the "why is there no White History Month" routine, or are you really that same breed of dipshiat?
 
2013-05-15 01:59:19 AM

DigitalCoffee: GungFu: Stephen_Falken: Gung, just look at the pic. Shoot dawg, awneven be talkin to dem bout nuttin sep like wrenches an shiat


*finally clicks link*

Oh , for fark's sakes....the screaming 'I'm a man without a dick' cliched look..

Even worse, one seems to be going for the "I'm a Justin Bieber look-a-like without a dick" look.

/why is it that the majority of lesbian news stories that hit Fark are about the bull dykes instead of the butterflies?
//where are Willow and Tara when you need them?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Sorry you didn't find them attractive enough since that all that lesbians are supposed to do is be attractive for men.
/Grrr
 
2013-05-15 02:01:24 AM
Well if they were trying to rent on the Isle of Man maybe they are confused about what being a lesbian means....
 
2013-05-15 02:02:18 AM
 
2013-05-15 02:07:18 AM

DiarrheaVanFrank: Les Bos?
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I see that's taken care of.

/scissor me timbers
 
2013-05-15 02:08:35 AM

wildcardjack: Ah, the Isle of Man, a magical land stuck about 20 years back.


Yeah, well... they have the right speed limits!
 
2013-05-15 02:11:36 AM
Balls!
 
2013-05-15 02:12:42 AM
sorry, I was picturing whore island
 
2013-05-15 02:20:22 AM

GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.


Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.
 
2013-05-15 02:22:49 AM
Lesbians - they don't love women so much as they really, really hate men (aka dad.)
 
2013-05-15 02:24:06 AM

Last Man on Earth: GungFu: 12349876: GungFu: Ever hear straight couples constantly tell you how straight they are?

There are plenty of straight people who love to tell you or show off how masculine/feminine they are.

No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Ah, now I see where you're coming from.  Can't tell if you're serious,though.  Are you sarcastically invoking the "why is there no White History Month" routine, or are you really that same breed of dipshiat?


If I could play the Devil's advocate:  there has been a movement in the women's equality arena for a long time about how inappropriate to make up special names for women engaged in a profession, as opposed to men.  They believe it's insulting to use "actress" for a female who acts, rather than just calling all thespians "actor" without separating out the women.  I've spoken with people of various minority ethnic backgrounds who were concerned that black people only get a month, segregated out just for them.  What does that imply about the rest of the year?

There is a valid argument that all this constant labeling and segregation only prolongs the hurt and gives the haters something to target.
 
2013-05-15 02:25:41 AM
LesBros, the men who love lesbians.
 
2013-05-15 02:26:02 AM

HotWingAgenda: If I could play the Devil's advocate:  there has been a movement in the women's equality arena for a long time about how inappropriate to make up special names for women engaged in a profession, as opposed to men.


Well, they get "slut" all to themselves. Us poor men have to make do with "male slut".
 
2013-05-15 02:27:33 AM
Gah, I just clicked on the article and saw their picture. The only thing those two linebackers should be blocked from is a defensive end.
 
2013-05-15 02:28:04 AM

0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.


So true and don't even get me started on those mocha latte drinkers why can't the just be normal?
/ I myself like coffee black and espressos why can everybody be like me.
/Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.
 
2013-05-15 02:28:19 AM

untaken_name: Well, that's different - lesbian-hating Man.


*golf clap*
 
2013-05-15 02:30:57 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lesbians - they don't love women so much as they really, really hate men (aka dad.)


Your dad was a lesbian?
/So confused.
 
2013-05-15 02:33:04 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lesbians - they don't love women so much as they really, really hate men (aka dad.)

Your dad was a lesbian?
/So confused.


Actually no, my dad is not a lesbian. He's not ugly enough.
 
2013-05-15 02:41:37 AM

0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.


Well, decaf is a chemical distinction, so I don't know that it belongs with the other analogies and in the trash with non-alcoholic beer.
 
2013-05-15 02:42:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: 0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.

So true and don't even get me started on those mocha latte drinkers why can't the just be normal?
/ I myself like coffee black and espressos why can everybody be like me.
/Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.


This.

/black coffee and espresso master race
//late night slashies
 
2013-05-15 02:43:46 AM
FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

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2013-05-15 02:49:39 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

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You do realize that the "phobic" side is NOT with you here...right? God hates the USA? Yeah...that's better than not wanting gay marriage. Which is where most of you moron come in....
 
2013-05-15 02:51:31 AM

pxlboy: tinfoil-hat maggie: 0Icky0: GungFu: No doubt, but do they have straight bars or are they just called bars? Straight parades or just parades? Like I said, BIG difference.

Like why can't they just have coffee? Why do they have to mention decaf coffee? It's almost like people are interested in additional levels of information. Weird.

So true and don't even get me started on those mocha latte drinkers why can't the just be normal?
/ I myself like coffee black and espressos why can everybody be like me.
/Prediction: someone will mention having a strait pride parade
//oh wait that already happened.

This.

/black coffee and espresso master race
//late night slashies


Heh, I feel the love : )
/And really if you love the bean that's the only way to go.
 
2013-05-15 02:53:33 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

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But they're really not judging, or doing anything else the bible disapproves of.
 
2013-05-15 02:55:37 AM

Gestankfaust: Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Keith Price said: "We are not homophobic BUT we do have a stance on the sexuality." He added: "We believe that God has a plan for our lives within the context of marriage, the scripture is quite clear in its teaching on this."

[i291.photobucket.com image 320x343]

You do realize that the "phobic" side is NOT with you here...right? God hates the USA? Yeah...that's better than not wanting gay marriage. Which is where most of you moron come in....


Who the hell are you directing your comment at?
 
2013-05-15 02:55:42 AM
I.... just.... uh.....

www.rasiel.com
 
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