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(Daily Mail)   Girl, who obviously didn't get the point, converts to Mormonism after watching 'The Book of Mormon'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 244
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2013-05-14 08:00:28 PM
I wonder how many times she listened to I Believe.
 
2013-05-14 08:08:13 PM
Well, glad she's happy I guess.
 
2013-05-14 08:16:02 PM
static6.businessinsider.com

Know who else converted to Mormonism?
 
2013-05-14 08:17:38 PM
But then again, we'll all be converted after we die, so.........
 
2013-05-14 08:22:18 PM
If she shows up at my door, I'ma punch her.

Oh wait, chicks don't do that, do they?
 
2013-05-14 08:28:25 PM
The truth is, she probably converted after she found out from South Park that the Mormons are the only religion allowed into heaven.
 
2013-05-14 08:32:37 PM
Well, if it's in the Daily Mail, it must have happened exactly as they described with no exaggeration whatsoever
 
2013-05-14 08:44:10 PM
She has devoted her life to performance art in the name of irony.
 
2013-05-14 08:56:49 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-14 09:17:45 PM
This is akin to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad converting to Christianity after taking in Jesus Christ Superstar, isn't it?
 
2013-05-14 09:23:33 PM
Not really that surprising. Didn't the Church of Mormon basically say give the musical an okay? Like, they neither officially approve or disapprove of it?
 
2013-05-14 09:25:54 PM
Mormon chicks are pretty hot.
 
2013-05-14 09:25:57 PM
Daily Mail, so I'm doubting if the Book of Mormon is even a musical.
 
2013-05-14 09:26:39 PM
she'll be apostate in one year at that school !!! quick BYU give her a scholarship or have her turn mission papers in or something!
 
2013-05-14 09:27:00 PM
mobileinfantry.free.fr
about kolob
 
2013-05-14 09:27:04 PM
She'll drink all your beer.
 
2013-05-14 09:27:52 PM
I'll take the "Opposite of a Chinese Finger Trap  " for $500, Alex.
 
2013-05-14 09:28:16 PM
Get a brain, Morman!
 
2013-05-14 09:28:27 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Oh wait, chicks don't do that, do they?


yes, there are female missionaries. 'sister missionaries' . the hot ones get sent to work on temple grounds with visitor centers in foreign countries. don't you know how this works?
 
2013-05-14 09:28:27 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i.qkme.me image 582x393]


That was not the South Park .jpg we expected!
 
2013-05-14 09:29:03 PM

Propain_az: Mormon chicks are pretty hot.


No.
I married one.
Not hot.
/she kept a bag of potatoes in the hall closet so log, I thought it was decomp.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:17 PM
Yes but who can say no to Jesus in The Americas!
Shiat got real with that revelation.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:44 PM
How do you say "The Onion" in British words?
 
2013-05-14 09:30:29 PM

basemetal: [static6.businessinsider.com image 300x225]

Know who else converted to Mormonism?


Amy Fisher?
 
2013-05-14 09:30:49 PM
Matt Stone referred to Book of Mormon as a "love letter to religion".
 
2013-05-14 09:32:41 PM
Yeah, I know a guy who saw 'Cats'; went up on the roof, wouldn't come down til he was hungry.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:27 PM

vudukungfu: Propain_az: Mormon chicks are pretty hot.

No.
I married one.
Not hot.
/she kept a bag of potatoes in the hall closet so log, I thought it was decomp.


Hey Brosef, I didn't say the fat ones that keep potatoes in the hall closet.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:34 PM
I converted after watching Orgasmo.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:40 PM
Caption FTA: "Now Liza (pictured with one of the elders from the Mormon community) is transferring to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, the Mormon capital of the world" - in said picture, she's standing with someone who looks to be in their mid-30s.  I think mayhaps someone needs to look up what "elders" is supposed to mean...pretty sure it's not supposed to be someone who isn't even middle-aged yet.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:49 PM
I watched Birth of a Nation and yadda yadda yadda, now all my pillowcases has two holes in them.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:16 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Daily Mail, so I'm doubting if the Book of Mormon is even a musical.


After hearing the soundtrack, I doubted it too.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:37 PM
Orgasmo made me convert to Mormonism.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:58 PM

pushcart: Yes but who can say no to Jesus in The Americas!
Shiat got real with that revelation.


Seriously.  Why do Baptists, Catholics, etc. hate America?
 
2013-05-14 09:35:12 PM

IamAwake: Caption FTA: "Now Liza (pictured with one of the elders from the Mormon community) is transferring to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, the Mormon capital of the world" - in said picture, she's standing with someone who looks to be in their mid-30s.  I think mayhaps someone needs to look up what "elders" is supposed to mean...pretty sure it's not supposed to be someone who isn't even middle-aged yet.


dude u get the Melchizedek priesthood like right after high school.
 
2013-05-14 09:35:35 PM
The Jungle was about workers' conditions and not food quality, yet we still got behind over pure food and drug act.

And did you know that Fahrenheit 451 wasn't actually about censorship and 1984 actually had a pro-gun angle to it?
 
2013-05-14 09:36:02 PM
They're making things up again, kind of.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:39 PM

EkimProx: I converted after watching Orgasmo.


I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin.. but you really beat me to that one.
 
2013-05-14 09:38:06 PM
Waiting for Godot made me realize that my life has meaning and purpose.
 
2013-05-14 09:38:41 PM

Outshined_One: They're making things up again, kind of.


/lol
 
2013-05-14 09:40:11 PM

vudukungfu: Propain_az: Mormon chicks are pretty hot.

No.
I married one.
Not hot.
/she kept a bag of potatoes in the hall closet so log, I thought it was decomp.


How do you marry someone when you don't think she is hot?

/confused
//getting married in a few weeks
///hope my fiancé doesn't think that...

Arrrrrg
 
2013-05-14 09:40:21 PM

IamAwake: Caption FTA: "Now Liza (pictured with one of the elders from the Mormon community) is transferring to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, the Mormon capital of the world" - in said picture, she's standing with someone who looks to be in their mid-30s.  I think mayhaps someone needs to look up what "elders" is supposed to mean...pretty sure it's not supposed to be someone who isn't even middle-aged yet.


Definition of Elder per the Mormons (LDS). A young man can become an elder when he's 18 years old.
 
2013-05-14 09:40:55 PM
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.
 
2013-05-14 09:41:14 PM
I wonder if she converts to a porn star after watching Orgazmo and to a Scientologist after watching Battle Field Earth or Christian after Jesus Camp
 
2013-05-14 09:41:52 PM
On her blog, called Liza: Happy, Theatrical and Mormon, the 21-year-old expresses her thoughts

several key words there. by far the most important one is 'theatrical'. after that, 'blog'. but they left out 'ad revenue'.

also, i don't care what any (stupid and half-illiterate) one says, there's a comma missing there.
 
2013-05-14 09:41:54 PM

utah dude: IamAwake: Caption FTA: "Now Liza (pictured with one of the elders from the Mormon community) is transferring to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, the Mormon capital of the world" - in said picture, she's standing with someone who looks to be in their mid-30s.  I think mayhaps someone needs to look up what "elders" is supposed to mean...pretty sure it's not supposed to be someone who isn't even middle-aged yet.

dude u get the Melchizedek priesthood like right after high school.


Elder is a title of someone who holds the Melchizedek priesthood, which is a prerequisite for male missionaries, so  you can certainly have 18 or 19 year old Elders.

Mormon thread\ posters often go in several directions: there's usually a group who knows a few things tangentially and thinks the religion is ridiculous, based on those bits of information, those that despise all organized religion and blame it for the worlds ills and see the LDS church as an example, and those who often have questions or want something explained and tend to be mostly sincere.  There are far less of the 3rd type, but those are the ones I enjoy talking to in these threads.
 
2013-05-14 09:42:16 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I wonder how many times she listened to I Believe.


It's funny - I listened to the original cast recording ad infinitum, then finally saw the musical when I came to Seattle, and realized just how much plot gets glossed over without the dialogue. You get most of the strong points, but I definitely came out of  I Believe thinking that his hilarious singsong had actually, somehow, converted the General to his cause. Given that the General appears in the final number as a Mormon, it seemed a reasonable conclusion. 

But no...something very different, and hilarious, happens instead.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:27 PM
When it* came to Seattle, that is.
 
2013-05-14 09:44:30 PM

meanmutton: Matt Stone referred to Book of Mormon as a "love letter to religion".


I would say that is a fair assessment of the show. BOM is about as "anti Mormon" as Angels in America. Meaning not at all.

Hot Nerd Mormon and former NYC missionary:
first-avenue.com
Current NYC missionary (and Elder):
imageshack.us
If only there were a way to get those two crazy kids together..
 
2013-05-14 09:47:57 PM

ISO15693: something explained and tend to be mostly sincere.  There are far less of the 3rd type, but those are the ones I enjoy talking to in these threads.


i can explain stuff to you if u need it.
 
2013-05-14 09:48:09 PM

Propain_az: Mormon chicks are pretty hot.


Yes and you think the British women featured as hot in the Daily Fail are actually hot.

/not claiming to be hot myself
 
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