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(Omaha World Herald)   Two weeks ago, there were a couple of inches of snow on the ground in Omaha. Today, it hit 100º. THANKS, OBAMA   (omaha.com) divider line 180
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2013-05-14 04:39:24 PM
yeah, this is insane.
 
2013-05-14 04:43:50 PM
I guess I'm not mowing today.

Two weeks ago, we did in fact get snow.

Ain't global warming fun?
 
2013-05-14 04:51:53 PM
Last night was the first time since September that I didn't have to turn on the pellet stove. For the last several years, we've been getting our last snowstorms in May, but the summers have been getting hotter, drier, and shorter. The whole Phoenix heat island has permanently affected our climate up here in the mountains. It's all kinds of farked up.
 
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2013-05-14 04:53:18 PM
Weather, how does it work???
 
2013-05-14 04:55:20 PM
Welcome to Nebraska!
 
2013-05-14 05:05:48 PM

mtlls: Welcome to Nebraska!


boy, you said it, chewie.

/or iowa, or minnesota, or illinois...
 
2013-05-14 05:46:10 PM
I think you better turn your ticket in and get your money back at the door.
 
2013-05-14 05:47:22 PM
One more reason to stay out of Obamaha, with it's socialist sharing of heat.

I EARNED that heat, ALL BY MYSELF!  Why should I share it with anyone else?

Also, this clearly means that global climate change is a myth.
 
2013-05-14 06:02:44 PM
We almost had a frost in SE PA last night.  Some of that hundred degrees is mine.
 
2013-05-14 06:07:24 PM
Some dude wrote this same shiat on a cave wall 4 million years ago. Today, scientists corrected his spelling.
 
2013-05-14 06:07:47 PM

Marcus Aurelius: We almost had a frost in SE PA last night.  Some of that hundred degrees is mine.


man, you're welcome to it!
 
2013-05-14 06:11:53 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net

taken 12 days ago. "your springtime headquarters," indeed...
 
2013-05-14 06:21:37 PM
And Minnesota legalized gay marriage. Coincidence?
 
2013-05-14 06:23:04 PM
Why does every local news site think that just because I'm on an iPhone, I want to share my location with them?
 
2013-05-14 06:29:23 PM

serial_crusher: Why does every local news site think that just because I'm on an iPhone, I want to share my location with them?


Just be happy you didn't buy a Facebook phone.
It could be worse.
 
2013-05-14 06:33:02 PM
Really this isn't too bad wait a couple of months till the center pivots out west crank up and the humidity is 90+%
 
2013-05-14 06:39:08 PM

CaptSacto: I think you better turn your ticket in and get your money back at the door.


thegeekydream.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-14 06:53:33 PM

verbaltoxin: Ain't global warming fun?


This was never a problem until Al Gore mentioned it.
 
2013-05-14 07:00:09 PM
2 weeks...that's nothing it's done that here in a two day span......twice this year.
 
2013-05-14 07:02:39 PM
Add Colorado to the list.
 
2013-05-14 07:03:03 PM
ha ha, I did mow today. for the first time this year. and perhaps the last?

i watered the garden at 3 am this morning...when I got back up and went down at noon it was as dry as subby's mom's virginia.

my mushroom spot out in the hills was too dry too. ominous for this time of year.
 
2013-05-14 07:04:08 PM
Nebraska weather. If you don't like it wait five minutes.
 
2013-05-14 07:05:05 PM
Algore is like the new Jack Frost.  When he comes towards you, the temperature drops.  His species is why his home world of Hoth is an ice planet.  It had long been a hot desert world when his kind were deported there from the kingdom of Frigia on Mongo.
 
2013-05-14 07:06:36 PM
That's nothing.

In Minneapolis, there was snow on Saturday.  There was frost Monday morning, and it's 98* right now.  It hit 102 on the MN/IA border.
 
2013-05-14 07:08:29 PM

Astorix: Nebraska weather. If you don't like it wait five minutes.


Hey! Stop stealing New England's slogan!

/I'm sure it's applicable to a number of places
 
2013-05-14 07:10:00 PM
Is Omaha a scandal yet?
 
2013-05-14 07:10:12 PM

wage0048: That's nothing.

In Minneapolis, there was snow on Saturday.  There was frost Monday morning, and it's 98* right now.  It hit 102 on the MN/IA border.


That's what you get for legalizing the gay marriage.  Just wait for the locust and the frogs.
 
2013-05-14 07:12:36 PM
 
2013-05-14 07:14:31 PM

wage0048: That's nothing.

In Minneapolis, there was snow on Saturday.  There was frost Monday morning, and it's 98* right now.  It hit 102 on the MN/IA border.


It looks like winter ended Monday morning, you had 24 hours of spring, and now it's summer.  Just wait until Autumn -- should be there in about a week.
 
2013-05-14 07:14:51 PM
I'm calling 'leader' right now for the militia that defends our freshwater against all those southern bastards..

You know, when ignorance combined with global warming causes them to dry up all their lakes and they come a-lookin' for ours.
 
2013-05-14 07:14:59 PM
I'd say it's a safe bet that all the snow has melted.

We were down into the upper 40's last night

/Charleston, SC.
 
2013-05-14 07:15:44 PM

Reverend J: Astorix: Nebraska weather. If you don't like it wait five minutes.

Hey! Stop stealing New England's TEXAS' slogan!

/I'm sure it's applicable to a number of places


FTFY

Also, PFFT.  Huge shifts in temperature over short periods of time is a typical Texas day.
 
2013-05-14 07:15:49 PM
In Northern Missouri we had snow about a week ago and today we hit a record high temperature. I'm told that this past winter was mild compare to usual. The bugs will be epic this summer....as will my utility bill.
 
2013-05-14 07:16:37 PM
Yamaneko2:
It looks like winter ended Monday morning, you had 24 hours of spring, and now it's summer.  Just wait until Autumn -- should be there in about a week.

In Winnipeg, they call that "typical"

/not there right now, used to be
 
2013-05-14 07:18:16 PM
It's an icy 102 here in Phoenix right now (as of 4:16 PM MST). I can't even put away the winter parka 'til it hits 108.

/am I insane?
//why yes... yes I am...
///thank you for noticing.
 
2013-05-14 07:19:05 PM
I woke up to a record low today in DC. I guess it'll be 80 tomorrow. meh
 
2013-05-14 07:20:01 PM

Reverend J: wage0048: That's nothing.

In Minneapolis, there was snow on Saturday.  There was frost Monday morning, and it's 98* right now.  It hit 102 on the MN/IA border.

That's what you get for legalizing the gay marriage.  Just wait for the locust and the frogs.


Locusts and frogs?  Both tasty treats if prepared properly, and high in protein as well!

//all our problems will be solved
 
2013-05-14 07:20:05 PM
Obama just wants Washington to warm up so it's more like his native Kenya.
 
2013-05-14 07:22:40 PM
We'd better ban SUVs immediately so we no longer have this problem.
 
2013-05-14 07:23:04 PM
Can we start replaying all the Republican politicians who claim that global warming is a hoax? 

I want some accountability, dammit. 

Run your mouth, you should get called out on it.  We got a long list of anti-science idiots in positions of leadership.  Let's hear what they got to say now.
 
2013-05-14 07:25:06 PM
We had frost in Indy yesterday morning, and it's in the 80s today. This has happened a couple of times so far this year, and damn if it doesn't make my old, arthritic carcass spark.
 
2013-05-14 07:25:07 PM

GORDON: We'd better ban SUVs immediately so we no longer have this problem.


Nah, you can get an SUV.

www.autoweek.com
 
2013-05-14 07:25:29 PM

Uncle_Sam's_Titties: I'm calling 'leader' right now for the militia that defends our freshwater against all those southern bastards..

You know, when ignorance combined with global warming causes them to dry up all their lakes and they come a-lookin' for ours.


Ha ha ha.  It's cute the way you think we won't be able to take what we want and leave you with a dusty hole in the ground.   My super soaker.....cold dead hands.
 
2013-05-14 07:27:00 PM

Fark U: Can we start replaying all the Republican politicians who claim that global warming is a hoax? 

I want some accountability, dammit. 

Run your mouth, you should get called out on it.  We got a long list of anti-science idiots in positions of leadership.  Let's hear what they got to say now.


I'm all for the death penalty to those who knowingly spread disinformation once millions start dying of plagues and famines.
 
2013-05-14 07:29:10 PM

Hollie Maea: Fark U: Can we start replaying all the Republican politicians who claim that global warming is a hoax? 

I want some accountability, dammit. 

Run your mouth, you should get called out on it.  We got a long list of anti-science idiots in positions of leadership.  Let's hear what they got to say now.

I'm all for the death penalty to those who knowingly spread disinformation once millions start dying of plagues and famines.


Here's one of these smug criminals in this video:  http://youtu.be/E13uELuWQi0
 
2013-05-14 07:30:19 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Uncle_Sam's_Titties: I'm calling 'leader' right now for the militia that defends our freshwater against all those southern bastards..

You know, when ignorance combined with global warming causes them to dry up all their lakes and they come a-lookin' for ours.

Ha ha ha.  It's cute the way you think we won't be able to take what we want and leave you with a dusty hole in the ground.   My super soaker.....cold dead hands.


FOR EVERY ONE OF OUR LAKES THAT YOU CAPTURE, WE WILL KILL ONE HUNDRED OF YOUR MEN!!1one
 
2013-05-14 07:36:35 PM
Remember when scientists predicted that as the globe's atmosphere and oceans warmed, we'd start to experience larger variations in temperature and precipitation?

If only we had some sort of term to define that changing condition.
 
2013-05-14 07:39:17 PM
Today, it hit 100º. THANKS, OBAMA

Ohama - Omaha
Obama - Omaba

Just divided by zero.
 
2013-05-14 07:41:07 PM

lesliessexxy: Reverend J: Astorix: Nebraska weather. If you don't like it wait five minutes.

Hey! Stop stealing New England's TEXAS' slogan!

/I'm sure it's applicable to a number of places

FTFY

Also, PFFT.  Huge shifts in temperature over short periods of time is a typical Texas day.


Actually I heard that phrase in Indiana when I was little and I thought I stole it from them
 
2013-05-14 07:48:48 PM

ginkor: Algore is like the new Jack Frost


Can someone explain to me the "Algore" as one word thing? It comes off as some Oxi-induced typo that Rush Limbaugh made that all his acolytes glommed onto.
 
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