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2013-05-14 03:42:37 PM
Or, you know...just back off of the liquor for about 30 minutes before bed, and a drink a glass or two of water. A good chunk of a hangover is caused by dehydration. The Krebs Cycle: it's not just for freshman biology class.
 
2013-05-14 03:46:02 PM
Have you had Vietnamese coffee? Cause it is delicious.
 
2013-05-14 03:47:01 PM
www.icforum.info

// 2 of these at bus stops near my place
// poor RINOs
 
2013-05-14 03:48:09 PM

Dr Dreidel: [www.icforum.info image 400x500]

// 2 of these at bus stops near my place
// poor RINOs


Where do you live that rhino poaching is a local concern?
 
2013-05-14 04:35:33 PM

James!: Dr Dreidel: [www.icforum.info image 400x500]

// 2 of these at bus stops near my place
// poor RINOs

Where do you live that rhino poaching is a local concern?


DC. Near Logan Circle to be more specific.
 
2013-05-14 04:42:08 PM
Warm coke and salty potato chips
 
2013-05-14 04:42:25 PM
Coffee will just give you the shiats. Bloody mary is the way to go.
 
2013-05-14 04:42:32 PM

Dr Dreidel: James!: Dr Dreidel: [www.icforum.info image 400x500]

// 2 of these at bus stops near my place
// poor RINOs

Where do you live that rhino poaching is a local concern?

DC. Near Logan Circle to be more specific.


People poach rhinos in DC?  Odd.

That's in the south, you'd think they'd just barbecue them.
 
2013-05-14 04:44:33 PM
In VEE-IT-NAAAM we always went with a jelly donut.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-14 04:44:48 PM
What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?
 
2013-05-14 04:45:10 PM
As long as you mandate having to sell it mixed with 5000 parts of cyanide, I'm good with that.
 
2013-05-14 04:46:17 PM

mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?


Erections? What the hell is an asian going to do with an erection? Frighten insects?
 
2013-05-14 04:46:34 PM
Vietnamese people drink a lot of coffee, starting from a young age. Subby is a silly goose
 
2013-05-14 04:49:14 PM

James!: Have you had Vietnamese coffee? Cause it is delicious.


Kopi Luwak? The coffee beans they feed to civet cats first?

Dr Dreidel: [www.icforum.info image 400x500]

// 2 of these at bus stops near my place
// poor RINOs


In Melbourne, they're more concerned about skateboarding rhinos...
www.yarratrams.com.au
www.yarratrams.com.au
 
2013-05-14 04:49:15 PM
Well, what did you expect from the nouveau riche?
 
2013-05-14 04:53:18 PM
I use human horn to cure hangovers....
 
2013-05-14 04:53:28 PM
Way to make things difficult.

Next up : farts need to be cured with unicorn testicles.
 
2013-05-14 04:54:15 PM

mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?


They'll find some other endangered species to mutilate for sketchy reasons.  Plenty of bear gall bladders left in BC for the moment.

/we should convince them rat whiskers make you smarter
 
2013-05-14 04:54:28 PM

vudukungfu: As long as you mandate having to sell it mixed with 5000 parts of cyanide, I'm good with that.


Done. http://www.livescience.com/29102-poison-rhino-horns-poaching.html
 
2013-05-14 04:55:23 PM
If any of you farkers have actually found a hangover "cure" you've never had a real hangover.

Amateurs.
 
2013-05-14 04:56:14 PM
What cures hangovers better?  Water, it is cheap and everywhere.
 
2013-05-14 04:59:44 PM

mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?


They used to buy seal penises from the north Atlantic seal hunt too. Oh and they poach bears. For... you guessed it... penises. Any animal that's expected to have a large and impressive penis, they'll kill it for the penis.

Maybe someday we can use organ-growing technology to grow test-tube penises by the billions, and sell them to China. Then when we've caved in the Large Impressive Animal Penis market, and Chinese no longer want to buy penises, we can just drop them from planes. By the billion. Cover all of farking Beijing in a mountain of one trillion farking penises. Send in CNN to cover the Great Penis Airlift.

When they get fed up with all the penises and ask "why are you still sending us penises, we've grown up about that whole eating penises thing", we can just dump more penises on them. We can change our maps so that "China" is renamed "Land of Penis Eaters".

We could do all this with rhino horns too of course but it wouldn't be as funny.
 
2013-05-14 05:00:25 PM
I don't get the whole fascination with rhino horn... It's keratin. Chew your fingernails or eat your hair if it's that magical.
 
2013-05-14 05:02:59 PM
We should start poaching Asian people to use as cures for hangovers and impotence. Maybe they will finally realize how farking retarded they are.
 
2013-05-14 05:03:37 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

They used to buy seal penises from the north Atlantic seal hunt too. Oh and they poach bears. For... you guessed it... penises. Any animal that's expected to have a large and impressive penis, they'll kill it for the penis.

Maybe someday we can use organ-growing technology to grow test-tube penises by the billions, and sell them to China. Then when we've caved in the Large Impressive Animal Penis market, and Chinese no longer want to buy penises, we can just drop them from planes. By the billion. Cover all of farking Beijing in a mountain of one trillion farking penises. Send in CNN to cover the Great Penis Airlift.

When they get fed up with all the penises and ask "why are you still sending us penises, we've grown up about that whole eating penises thing", we can just dump more penises on them. We can change our maps so that "China" is renamed "Land of Penis Eaters".

We could do all this with rhino horns too of course but it wouldn't be as funny.


you must really like penises
 
2013-05-14 05:07:34 PM
Those savage, slanty eyed savages!

Reminds me of that time when a toddler got run over by a truck and people just walked past and ignored her.  I swear, that entire subgroup either suffers from some kind of collective autism or the overcrowding and resource depletion has caused some kind of mental illness.
 
2013-05-14 05:09:11 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: If any of you farkers have actually found a hangover "cure" you've never had a real hangover.

Amateurs.


It's funny, because it's true. Altho after the barfs stop, Chinese food and a beer can help.
 
2013-05-14 05:09:20 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: If any of you farkers have actually found a hangover "cure" you've never had a real hangover.

Amateurs.


This is total BS. I drank everything they put in front of me the night of my bachelor party. I passed out in the bathtub, covered in my own vomit, and still made our 10am time slot to go white water rafting. A big bottle of gatorade, some motrin, and some toast and I was right as rain.
 
2013-05-14 05:09:41 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

They used to buy seal penises from the north Atlantic seal hunt too. Oh and they poach bears. For... you guessed it... penises. Any animal that's expected to have a large and impressive penis, they'll kill it for the penis.

Maybe someday we can use organ-growing technology to grow test-tube penises by the billions, and sell them to China. Then when we've caved in the Large Impressive Animal Penis market, and Chinese no longer want to buy penises, we can just drop them from planes. By the billion. Cover all of farking Beijing in a mountain of one trillion farking penises. Send in CNN to cover the Great Penis Airlift.

When they get fed up with all the penises and ask "why are you still sending us penises, we've grown up about that whole eating penises thing", we can just dump more penises on them. We can change our maps so that "China" is renamed "Land of Penis Eaters".

We could do all this with rhino horns too of course but it wouldn't be as funny.


Also appreciates penises:
dvdmedia.ign.com

/hot
 
2013-05-14 05:12:11 PM
Go to bed.  Wake up 4 hours later, fark the girl lying next to you, go back to sleep for 3-4 more hours.
 
2013-05-14 05:14:16 PM
The Vietnamese are to Asia as the Polish are to Caucasia.
 
2013-05-14 05:16:35 PM
subby:
Vietnamese are buying rhino horns to cure hangovers, apparently unaware that you can just drink coffee more.

/FTFY. Amatuer.
 
2013-05-14 05:21:52 PM
Bomb them back to the stone age.
 
2013-05-14 05:24:04 PM

EJ25T: I don't get the whole fascination with rhino horn... It's keratin. Chew your fingernails or eat your hair if it's that magical.


Hey, that gives me an idea. On behalf of the rhinos, perhaps they could be persuaded that "chitin" is an even more magical cure for impotence, baldness, boredom, organ failure, financial stress, minor nuisances as well as major insanity.  As well as death-like hangovers, or death itself!

/scurries off to the Web to research the best ways to bait and trap cockroaches

//headache powder and vitamin water ftw
 
2013-05-14 05:24:57 PM
It's dehydration. Not magic curses from the liquors. Rhino horn will do nothing.

The hell is wrong with humans? Apply science, if it doesn't work, adjust, keep trying.

Rhino horns because why?!
 
2013-05-14 05:26:02 PM
I thought Vietnam was a communist utopia that didn't allow anybody to accumulate enough wealth to afford something like this.
 
2013-05-14 05:32:42 PM
read an enlightening article about this in nat geo recently. chinese and vietnamese are so stupid they will drive animals extinct for a placebo.
 
2013-05-14 05:33:49 PM

Paris1127: James!: Have you had Vietnamese coffee? Cause it is delicious.

Kopi Luwak? The coffee beans they feed to civet cats first?

Dr Dreidel: [www.icforum.info image 400x500]

// 2 of these at bus stops near my place
// poor RINOs

In Melbourne, they're more concerned about skateboarding rhinos...
[www.yarratrams.com.au image 468x310]
[www.yarratrams.com.au image 310x438]


In Thailand they say:

A tranny is hung as well as a rhino.

Look. Listen.

Be alert around trans.
 
2013-05-14 05:34:51 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: If any of you farkers have actually found a hangover "cure" you've never had a real hangover.

Amateurs.


If any of you farkers have never found a hangover cure, you've never met Mary Jane.

Amateurs.
 
2013-05-14 05:36:56 PM

vudukungfu: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

Erections? What the hell is an asian going to do with an erection? Frighten insects?


Sad but true. I've dated a couple of Asian guys and their pubes were longer than their dicks. Maybe I was just unlucky (knowing my luck, that's probably the case).

/Wishes she was kidding
//Nice guys though, just not packing much
 
2013-05-14 05:37:31 PM
I kind of feel bad for posting that    =[
 
2013-05-14 05:39:33 PM

Soulcatcher: vudukungfu: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

Erections? What the hell is an asian going to do with an erection? Frighten insects?

Sad but true. I've dated a couple of Asian guys and their pubes were longer than their dicks. Maybe I was just unlucky (knowing my luck, that's probably the case).

/Wishes she was kidding
//Nice guys though, just not packing much


Judging from my extensive research in Asian porn, they do have very prolific pubic growth.
 
2013-05-14 05:43:29 PM

super_grass: Soulcatcher: vudukungfu: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

Erections? What the hell is an asian going to do with an erection? Frighten insects?

Sad but true. I've dated a couple of Asian guys and their pubes were longer than their dicks. Maybe I was just unlucky (knowing my luck, that's probably the case).

/Wishes she was kidding
//Nice guys though, just not packing much

Judging from my extensive research in Asian porn, they do have very prolific pubic growth.


It's always nice to have the opinion of an expert to back up your statements.

=]
 
2013-05-14 05:47:12 PM
One word: Pedialyte (or the CVS/Walgreens equivalent).

Going out to get blasted? Get 2 bottles, when you get home, drink half the first bottle. If you're truly smashed, you'll wake up around 3AM because of low blood sugar, drink the other half, and eat a piece of bread. When you wake up from that, drink the other bottle. Hangover gone.
 
2013-05-14 05:47:49 PM

Soulcatcher: super_grass: Soulcatcher: vudukungfu: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

Erections? What the hell is an asian going to do with an erection? Frighten insects?

Sad but true. I've dated a couple of Asian guys and their pubes were longer than their dicks. Maybe I was just unlucky (knowing my luck, that's probably the case).

/Wishes she was kidding
//Nice guys though, just not packing much

Judging from my extensive research in Asian porn, they do have very prolific pubic growth.

It's always nice to have the opinion of an expert to back up your statements.

=]


Every now and again I'll catch a porn that will make me go 'Huh, I don't have it so bad after all.'
 
2013-05-14 05:48:49 PM

oh_please: One word: Pedialyte (or the CVS/Walgreens equivalent).

Going out to get blasted? Get 2 bottles, when you get home, drink half the first bottle. If you're truly smashed, you'll wake up around 3AM because of low blood sugar, you ripped a fart that smelled so bad you woke yourself up, drink the other half, and eat a piece of bread. When you wake up from that, drink the other bottle. Hangover gone.

 
2013-05-14 05:56:30 PM

mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?


There's still lions and bears

/oh my
 
2013-05-14 05:58:11 PM

oh_please: One word: Pedialyte (or the CVS/Walgreens equivalent).

Going out to get blasted? Get 2 bottles, when you get home, drink half the first bottle. If you're truly smashed, you'll wake up around 3AM because of low blood sugar, drink the other half, and eat a piece of bread. When you wake up from that, drink the other bottle. Hangover gone.


Brawndo.  It's got electrolytes!
 
2013-05-14 05:58:25 PM
blogs.westword.com
 
2013-05-14 06:03:38 PM

Soulcatcher: vudukungfu: mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

Erections? What the hell is an asian going to do with an erection? Frighten insects?

Sad but true. I've dated a couple of Asian guys and their pubes were longer than their dicks. Maybe I was just unlucky (knowing my luck, that's probably the case).

/Wishes she was kidding
//Nice guys though, just not packing much


Ooh, mine's not a bad size!  Also I'm really not that hairy!

/ My mom told me so!
 
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