WelldeadLink: Is it a sandal yet?
CaptSacto: Blasting carps.
Rapmaster2000: That's a typo. They were fisting explosives.
Shostie: Yeah. That was the opening scene of Crocodile Dundee II.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x332]
Danger Mouse: Shostie: Yeah. That was the opening scene of Crocodile Dundee II.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x332] I hope they get the bastard who made that video and put him in jail.
Gonz: So, the Game Warden's out one Saturday morning, when he hears a massive "kaboom" coming from across the ridge. He walks a ways, and sees an old man in a boat, scooping fish out of the water. Thinking he has an easy bust in hand, he asks the old man for a ride to the other side of the lake.As they're going, the Warden asks the old boy what he's up to. The redneck says "well, I'm just doing some fishin'." The Game Warden says "it sounds like you're using dynamite. Any individual caught doing that would be guilty of a serious crime, and would be looking at a very heavy fine, and possibly some jail time. I don't care who it is, they'd be in front of a judge before sundown."The old boy nods and pulls out another stick of dynamite. He lights the fuse, and tosses it to the game warden."Son, you gonna talk? Or are you gonna fish?"
CarnySaur: They're a danger to themselves and others.
mercator_psi: CarnySaur: They're a danger to themselves and others.Their cousins are as close as brothers.
jrodr018: Congressional herrings in 5... 4... 3...
LewDux: Somebody accidentally dropped the bass? Sounds fishy
tenpoundsofcheese: of course this "story" comes out today.it was just a fishing "accident". Just like the killing of our Ambassador, 3 others and many more wounded was due to a bad score on rottentomatoes.com
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