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(Fox News)   Dick Cheney: Benghazi is one of the worst incidences, frankly, that I can recall in my career. The rest of the Nation: Wait, what?   (nation.foxnews.com) divider line 313
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2013-05-14 01:23:20 PM  
Go to hell, Dick.
You've got too much blood on your own goddamn hands to ever go pointing the finger for any sort of mistake.
 
2013-05-14 01:24:41 PM  
What, too soon? He was joking right?
 
2013-05-14 01:25:57 PM  
He should really start trolling on /b/.  It would be the most glorious thread EVAR!
 
2013-05-14 01:26:36 PM  
Perhaps now that an Icon of American History has spoke, the puppets on the Left will finally start taking note of the tragedy and the ensuing coverup.  The whistle blowers that will be testifying at the future congressional hearing should finally allow us to begin prosecuting that responsible for these egregious violations.  I fully expect to see members of the Obama administration standing in front of the Hague to answer for these crimes against humanity.
 
2013-05-14 01:26:45 PM  
Oh my God. He really said that. Those words actually came out of Dick Cheney's mouth.

There really is nothing anyone sane can say, other than register general shock.
 
2013-05-14 01:26:59 PM  
This is the very definition of irony.
 
2013-05-14 01:27:09 PM  

SilentStrider: Go to hell, Dick.
You've got too much blood on your own goddamn hands to ever go pointing the finger for any sort of mistake.


The mistake was being caught.  Not the act itself.

The COVER UP was the mistake.
 
2013-05-14 01:27:13 PM  
This a parody article, right? Right?!
 
2013-05-14 01:27:17 PM  
this is how you troll
 
2013-05-14 01:27:33 PM  
Wow that almost feels as bad as the time he did nothing to prevent a bunch of terrorists from crashing planes into a building and then having him shoot me in the face while my buddies go off to die by the thousands in an oil-rich country looking for weapons that don't exist by cherry-picking intelligence and leaking it to a buddy at the New York Times while casually revealing the identity of a CIA agent and letting his buddy take the fall.

Nah, I'm sure that's just a bunch of hyperbole.
 
2013-05-14 01:27:33 PM  
What you and your ilk have done to the United States stands as a much greater tragedy, Dick.
 
2013-05-14 01:27:42 PM  

TeaHadist: Perhaps now that an Icon of American History has spoke, the puppets on the Left will finally start taking note of the tragedy and the ensuing coverup.  The whistle blowers that will be testifying at the future congressional hearing should finally allow us to begin prosecuting that responsible for these egregious violations.  I fully expect to see members of the Obama administration standing in front of the Hague to answer for these crimes against humanity.


And no one will ever vote for a Democrat again!  WOOO!
 
2013-05-14 01:27:45 PM  

TeaHadist: Perhaps now that an Icon of American History has spoke, the puppets on the Left will finally start taking note of the tragedy and the ensuing coverup.  The whistle blowers that will be testifying at the future congressional hearing should finally allow us to begin prosecuting that responsible for these egregious violations.  I fully expect to see members of the Obama administration standing in front of the Hague to answer for these crimes against humanity.


We may have finally found a limit on Poe's Law.
 
2013-05-14 01:28:27 PM  
Dick Cheney's "Dead Thread" is going to put FARK's server to the test.  You better start fortifying your capacity, Drew.
 
2013-05-14 01:28:36 PM  
theheretik.typepad.com

I find your lack of scandal disturbing.
 
2013-05-14 01:28:46 PM  
F*ck you, Cheney. F*ck you sideways. If there was justice in this world you would spend the rest of your worthless, miserable, evil life rotting in a dank prison cell somewhere while in abject pain.

F*cking asshole.
 
2013-05-14 01:28:54 PM  
Derp double-down complete. Care to go for quadruple-down?
 
2013-05-14 01:29:35 PM  
Someone needs to make a Hulk Hogan / Benghazi pic.
 
2013-05-14 01:30:54 PM  
Difficulty: Irony had already been declared dead (see other Fark thread).

So, does this mean irony is now officially turning over in its grave?
 
2013-05-14 01:30:54 PM  
i wouldnt even ask that guy for the time.
 
2013-05-14 01:31:07 PM  

Rann Xerox: Dick Cheney's "Dead Thread" is going to put FARK's server to the test.  You better start fortifying your capacity, Drew.


Not gonna happen.  Cheney is immortal.
 
2013-05-14 01:31:42 PM  
Poe's Law in those comments.  They really call Obama a usurper.  I thought that was just a parody.
 
2013-05-14 01:32:05 PM  
perlbal.hi-pi.com
Seriously?
 
2013-05-14 01:33:13 PM  
This guy had a front row seat for 9/11 AND Watergate.
 
2013-05-14 01:33:25 PM  
I'm just amazed he managed to say that without shooting anyone.
 
2013-05-14 01:33:29 PM  

Crabs_Can_Polevault: So, does this mean irony is now officially turning over in its grave?


Now they're farking its corpse.
 
2013-05-14 01:33:38 PM  
www.gwu.edu
 
2013-05-14 01:34:27 PM  
Wow, Dick, are you really just going to softball them across the plate like that? I mean, it's almost like you WANT everyone within earshot to laugh at and mock you.
 
2013-05-14 01:34:37 PM  
Somewhere, his original heart is resting comfortably, happy to not be connected to that soulless inhuman piece of shiat anymore.
 
2013-05-14 01:34:38 PM  
I think both Impeachment and War Crimes prosecution have no statute of limitations. Just sayin', dick.
 
2013-05-14 01:35:04 PM  
After being asleep at the wheel and allowing 9/11 to happen, ANYONE voting for ANY republican is a farking idiot. Thousands died on our own soil because republicans were too god damn lazy to do their homework.
 
2013-05-14 01:35:04 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rann Xerox: Dick Cheney's "Dead Thread" is going to put FARK's server to the test.  You better start fortifying your capacity, Drew.

Not gonna happen.  Cheney is immortal.


Yep... I have no doubts that Cheney is on at least his fourth replacement body already.
He's pretty much like Palpatine in the  Dark Empire books.But more evil.
 
2013-05-14 01:35:14 PM  
This is how he establishes his post-vice presidential legacy.  By trolling.

/figures
 
2013-05-14 01:35:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rann Xerox: Dick Cheney's "Dead Thread" is going to put FARK's server to the test.  You better start fortifying your capacity, Drew.

Not gonna happen.  Cheney is immortal.


Nah.  Mephistopheles has been busy and hasn't gotten around to give Cheney a visit.
 
2013-05-14 01:36:13 PM  
Dick Cheney should prove to us that guns don't kill ppl, by loading up his shotgun sticking it in his mouth and pulling the trigger.
 
2013-05-14 01:36:15 PM  
How does not at least one reporter go "Really? are you farking serious!!??!" when he says shiat like this.
 
2013-05-14 01:37:43 PM  
So we finally forgot when we said we would never forget?
 
2013-05-14 01:38:18 PM  

Corvus: How does not at least one reporter go "Really? are you farking serious!!??!" when he says shiat like this.


Because they stopped being 'journalists' long ago. They can barely handle 'reporting' now.
 
2013-05-14 01:38:41 PM  
CHENEY: No. I watched the Benghazi thing with great interest, Sean. I think it's one of the worst incidences, frankly, that I can recall in my career. It put the whole capability claiming the terrorist problem was solved once we got Bin Laden, and if they told the truth about Benghazi, that it was a terrorist attack by an al-Qaeda-affiliated group, it would destroy the confidence that was the basis of his campaign for re-election.

Sounds like someone is a little butt hurt that someone got Bin Laden and he didn't.
 
2013-05-14 01:39:05 PM  
I must admit I don't understand why anyone would ask him. It's like the Karl Rove Op Ed pieces. He is a partisan hack. Oh what a surprise, he thinks he's awesome and the other side is the worst ever. What is the point? Couldn't you just make up the quotes without asking him?

"The Obama administration has mishandled the most recent _______ situation. I cannot think of a situation when something like this has happened. It is unprecedented in the history of America. Obama bad."
 
2013-05-14 01:39:49 PM  

Evil High Priest: Corvus: How does not at least one reporter go "Really? are you farking serious!!??!" when he says shiat like this.

Because they stopped being 'journalists' long ago. They can barely handle 'reporting' now.


I know "reporting" is not "Please read me your talking points so I can just write them down, because I don't want to look 'biased' by pointing our any of your BS."
 
2013-05-14 01:39:52 PM  

Corvus: How does not at least one reporter go "Really? are you farking serious!!??!" when he says shiat like this.


Fox News doesn't have reporters.  Fox News has actors.
 
2013-05-14 01:40:12 PM  
Rebublitards are crying because the embassy was begging for more security and they didn't get it!
The funding for security that they themselves blocked in a spending vote.
derp.
 
2013-05-14 01:40:36 PM  
Never Forget! isnt that what they said?.. seems he's conveniently forgotten. His administration was warned repeatedly, warnings he arrogantly ignored, and 3000 people were murdered, but he doesn't consider that the worst incident in his career? Cheney is beyond just a mere douche bag. Hes pure evil.
 
2013-05-14 01:40:42 PM  

morlinge: I must admit I don't understand why anyone would ask him. It's like the Karl Rove Op Ed pieces. He is a partisan hack. Oh what a surprise, he thinks he's awesome and the other side is the worst ever. What is the point? Couldn't you just make up the quotes without asking him?

"The Obama administration has mishandled the most recent _______ situation. I cannot think of a situation when something like this has happened. It is unprecedented in the history of America. Obama bad."


It was Fox News with Hannity. They were looking for a partisan hack.
 
2013-05-14 01:40:43 PM  

Corvus: How does not at least one reporter go "Really? are you farking serious!!??!" when he says shiat like this.


Because he was talking to Sean Hannity.
 
2013-05-14 01:40:53 PM  

Corvus: CHENEY: No. I watched the Benghazi thing with great interest, Sean. I think it's one of the worst incidences, frankly, that I can recall in my career. It put the whole capability claiming the terrorist problem was solved once we got Bin Laden, and if they told the truth about Benghazi, that it was a terrorist attack by an al-Qaeda-affiliated group, it would destroy the confidence that was the basis of his campaign for re-election.


There is so much strawmanning and general farkwittery in that statement I can't even process it fully. Typical Republican bullshiat that completely misunderstands pretty much everything about reality.
 
2013-05-14 01:42:14 PM  
Amazing how someone could accomplish so much without selling his soul to Ayn Rand, but he did invent Take A Lawyer Hunting day.
 
2013-05-14 01:42:35 PM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: Never Forget! isnt that what they said?.. seems he's conveniently forgotten. His administration was warned repeatedly, warnings he arrogantly ignored, and 3000 people were murdered, but he doesn't consider that the worst incident in his career? Cheney is beyond just a mere douche bag. Hes pure evil.


And then they had a war based on them changing what the intelligence agencies said that killed 3000 US soldiers and cost a trillion dollars.
 
2013-05-14 01:42:42 PM  
Hahaha, wow. They even dragged Rumsfeld out of whatever hole he hides in to comment on this.

These people have no credibility except to 30%ers.
 
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