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(Lowell Sun)   Woman charged with assault with dangerous weapon after grabbing plunger during plumbing dispute   (lowellsun.com) divider line 25
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2013-05-14 10:44:24 AM  
Obviously she had followed the sage advice of buying before she needed it.
 
2013-05-14 12:40:49 PM  
Abner Louima seen running from the scene, yelling "NOT AGAIN!"
 
2013-05-14 01:01:00 PM  
preview.turbosquid.com
 
2013-05-14 01:01:11 PM  
Isn't "dangerous weapon" a bit repetitive?

I suppose you could be attached by a non-dangerous weapon but then....is it really an attack?

/I should just to go lunch
 
2013-05-14 01:01:30 PM  
There's a Dalek joke in here somewhere...
 
2013-05-14 01:01:43 PM  
Okay, perp coming out.
 
2013-05-14 01:02:14 PM  

stevetherobot: [preview.turbosquid.com image 600x600]


FrancoFile: There's a Dalek joke in here somewhere...


/shakes tiny fist
 
2013-05-14 01:02:26 PM  
IN favor of prosecution: She is not a licences plumber and should not be allowed to carry one
IN favor of defense: She didn't know how to use one, that is why she had to hire a plumber.
 
2013-05-14 01:06:21 PM  
Being charged and being convicted are two different things.  Unless the alleged plunger is a terrorist.
 
2013-05-14 01:06:25 PM  
 
2013-05-14 01:06:47 PM  
Modified toilet roll holder.
 
2013-05-14 01:06:50 PM  
Isn't this the plot to a porn movie?
 
2013-05-14 01:06:53 PM  
You know, TFD had the jump on this one, as there exists only one piece of generally agreed upon advice from that realm:

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

/I wonder which TFDer she is?
 
2013-05-14 01:06:59 PM  
Was she in the conservatory with a pipe?
 
2013-05-14 01:11:05 PM  

Jacob_Roberson: Fight fire with fire.


I was expecting Room Temperature fire! "Egad Man, What's the point?!"
 
2013-05-14 01:11:55 PM  
And we're through in two...
 
2013-05-14 01:13:45 PM  
I see she's gamed this game before....
 
2013-05-14 01:42:34 PM  
Subby, as any NYC cop (and Abner Louima) can tell you, it all depends which end you use
 
2013-05-14 01:46:44 PM  
Isn't this video on redtube somewhere?
 
2013-05-14 01:49:52 PM  

FrancoFile: stevetherobot: [preview.turbosquid.com image 600x600]

FrancoFile: There's a Dalek joke in here somewhere...

/shakes tiny fist


Explunginate!  EXPLUNGINATE!
 
2013-05-14 02:11:11 PM  
Got her hands around the plumber's helper eh?
 
2013-05-14 02:25:55 PM  

Sasquach: Isn't "dangerous weapon" a bit repetitive?

I suppose you could be attached by a non-dangerous weapon but then....is it really an attack?

/I should just to go lunch


Exactly what I was thinking. The redundant part, not the lunch part.
 
2013-05-14 05:27:03 PM  

jjorsett: Sasquach: Isn't "dangerous weapon" a bit repetitive?

I suppose you could be attached by a non-dangerous weapon but then....is it really an attack?

/I should just to go lunch

Exactly what I was thinking. The redundant part, not the lunch part.


I just got back from lunch (epic in scope) and I think they had to go with the "dangerous" weapon because the law doesn't have a misdemeanor category for "hilarious" weapons.

Real easy for the defense counsel at trial "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the charge is assault with a dangerous weapon. This is not a dangerous weapon therefore the charge is false and you must acquit."

I'd probably get thrown in jail for a year on contempt of court for that one, if I used it pro se.
 
2013-05-14 07:43:37 PM  
The victim denied spitting in Cohen's face or using racist language.

-- The Arristocrats
 
2013-05-14 11:04:18 PM  
She denied using it, so it must have been the Rabbids!
 
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