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(Guardian)   Scary: Your home slowly sinking under the ocean due to climate change. Scarier: The possibility that Al Gore may use you to make another movie   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 165
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2013-05-14 12:59:36 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house. I'd sue his arse off for not getting a release. I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however there are some that will not let go so I know his movie would make some money. And I'd want my mother effing movie check!!
 
2013-05-14 01:10:36 PM  
i wish al gore would make a movie about my house. he could call it "horse-cock thomps' f*ck palace" and we could hang out and drink beers afterwards. i know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however i feel like my horse-cock story needs to be told and he's the kind of guy that could really bring my f*ck palace to the big screen. and i'd want my mother effing movie check!!
 
2013-05-14 01:53:04 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my apartment. The farking cockroaches would eat him alive and the neighbourhood punks would ass-rape him.  I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however I think he's the type of guy who would enjoy a good ass-raping, and he could invite Clinton to come along! And I'd donate my movie cheque to NAMBLA, cuz I figure they'd appreciate it.
 
2013-05-14 02:01:14 PM  
Worst: In association with Michael Moore.

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2013-05-14 02:01:55 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my White House. I've been living a lie as a communist fascist Muslim usurper for too long and I want to get out before I'm impeached as I richly deserve. I know he's a joke and has become completely discredited, however there is a great need to tell my story before America lets ACORN and the Carolina Black Panthers and the unions foist another unqualified black fraud on the American Public, also my idiot followers think I am the Messiah, so I know his movie would make some money. And of course I'l donate my mother effing movie check to Al Queda!!!
 
2013-05-14 02:04:11 PM  
....and behold, a new meme was created by  The Stealth Hippopotamus....
 
2013-05-14 02:04:46 PM  
I like where this thread is headed.

Also, erosions, who do they work?
 
2013-05-14 02:05:14 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house. he could call it "reefered in Jersey" and we could hang out and hit the bong afterwards. I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however i feel like my medical marijuana story needs to be told and he's the kind of guy that could really bring my grow operation to the big screen. and I'd want my mother effing movie check!!
 
2013-05-14 02:07:15 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house. Of course I would have to hide the boys because they are underage Dominican sex slaves, and the drugs I illegally obtained by doctor shopping might require some explanation. But my syndicated AM radio show already has a large following of mouth breathing sheep that believe thinking is too hard and want someone to think for them so I know this movie would make some money. And of course I would blow my mother effing check on a trip to the Dominican Republic to have sex with more small boys!
 
2013-05-14 02:09:17 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house. I'm underwater on my mortgage and that's kind of like being literally underwater. I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however I bet I the price would jump up if there was a movie about my house. And I'd want my mother effing house check!!
 
2013-05-14 02:11:25 PM  
I wish Al Gore would quit leering at everyone from his photos. It's like they are haunted. You can tell he is a pervert who makes home movies of himself having sex with Triple Baconators.
 
2013-05-14 02:11:44 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a documentary about Stealth Hippo's basement/dungeon.  The MPAA would ban it from all viewing, except as a replacement for waterboarding.  I know Stealth Hippo's a joke and has been completely discredited, however I feel like he actually thinks he has a cogent thought rattling around in his skull so I know the movie would make some money (in Somalia).  And he'd want his mother effing movie check!!
 
2013-05-14 02:11:56 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my gingerbread house. I'd work his arse off sweeping the hearth and chopping wood. I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however he's gotten on the chunky side lately so I think he'd bake up into a pretty nice pie. And I'd want my mother effing Gore pie!!
 
2013-05-14 02:12:55 PM  
Does anybody else see that as Ai Gore?
 
2013-05-14 02:14:14 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house. He could call it: "The Habbit, or There and Fap Again" and he could pay off my credit cards afterward. I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however i feel he still has a future in porn. And I'd want my mother effing movie check!!
 
2013-05-14 02:14:53 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about the house in New Orleans. He could call it "The Rising Sun". I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, but this house has been the ruin of many a poor boy, and I'm beginning to suspect that I might be counted among their number. And since the only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a trunk, I can pay for those with my mother effing movie check!!
 
2013-05-14 02:14:59 PM  
Scarier?  Having to move 10 miles inward.
 
2013-05-14 02:15:42 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my escape to Argentina with the Allies at my heels. He could  film the U-boat whose heroic crew risked their lives to save their Fuehrer, and above all memorialize the amazing Hanna Reitsch, who brought her Stortch aircraft down under withering Russian fire in front of the Chancellory and took off again with me in it:surely the stuff of legends.
Plus, I need the mother effing movie check--keeping my brain alive ain't cheap!
 
2013-05-14 02:17:02 PM  
1. Lose house to global warming
2. Al Gore makes a movie about my house
3. Make enough in inevitable lawsuit/movie royalties to buy home not under water
4. Profit??
 
2013-05-14 02:17:22 PM  
He's too busy inventing the cell phone
 
2013-05-14 02:18:52 PM  
www.motherjones.com
 
2013-05-14 02:19:48 PM  
Was subby trying to be trolly with that headline...or just didn't read the article?
 
2013-05-14 02:21:10 PM  
Someone explaining why moving is so hard? 10 miles? 20? I mean, what's wrong with Fairbanks?
 
2013-05-14 02:22:33 PM  
Stupid place to live in. Good for climate change.
 
2013-05-14 02:23:51 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Was subby trying to be trolly with that headline...or just didn't read the article?


I meant, didn't read the crappy, fear-mongering, over-generalizing article.
 
2013-05-14 02:24:10 PM  
"Like many if not most native Alaskan villages, Newtok owes its location to a distant bureaucrat. ... It was difficult for supply barges to manoeuvre as far up river as Kayalavik. After 1959, when Alaska became a state, the new authorities ordered villagers to move to a more convenient docking point."

So after the villagers were moved to a place they had preferred to not live at, their warm homes compressed and melted the permafrost, and it's due to Global Warming.

Yes, Al Gore, please do make a movie there. It will be hilarious.
 
2013-05-14 02:24:39 PM  

Kirzania: Someone explaining why moving is so hard? 10 miles? 20? I mean, what's wrong with Fairbanks?


Ever bought a house? Ever bought the lot for a house and then built a shack out of hand ripped boards with $5 a piece nails? Didn't think so.
 
2013-05-14 02:25:16 PM  
stop stop stop stop stop stop the copy cats
 
2013-05-14 02:26:13 PM  
I'm working on making a movie with Al Gore.

so I am really getting a kick out of these replies

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like global warming was discredited

But trust me... it wasn't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you're too boring to be the subject of a movie.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic... Don't derp in the original comment of the thread.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.
 
2013-05-14 02:26:54 PM  

jaybeezey: Also, erosions, who do they work?


THIS, except that I would have used the word "how".
 
2013-05-14 02:27:04 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I'm working on making a movie with Al Gore.

so I am really getting a kick out of these replies

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like global warming was discredited

But trust me... it wasn't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you're too boring to be the subject of a movie.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic... Don't derp in the original comment of the thread.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear here.


FTFY

/pet peeve
 
2013-05-14 02:27:11 PM  

Kirzania: Someone explaining why moving is so hard? 10 miles? 20? I mean, what's wrong with Fairbanks?


The closest town of any size, the closest doctor, gas station, or paved road, is almost 100 miles away.
 
2013-05-14 02:28:03 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Kirzania: Someone explaining why moving is so hard? 10 miles? 20? I mean, what's wrong with Fairbanks?

The closest town of any size, the closest doctor, gas station, or paved road, is almost 100 miles away.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-05-14 02:28:17 PM  
Volcanoes, sun spot cycles, snow, and cold days. Where you there 2 million years ago?

Checkmate, anthropogenic climate change.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:05 PM  
Times change, quit whining and adjust.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:38 PM  
I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited,
but here's my number, so call me maybe
 
2013-05-14 02:30:36 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house. My neighborhood is really boring an could use some excitement. I know he's a joke and has been completely discredited, however he's still a former vice president, and having a fourth former vice president shackled to my basement wall would make my collection that much bigger.
 
2013-05-14 02:33:02 PM  
Do you want to know who doesn't believe in global warming and rising sea levels ?
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Bought more than dozen homes on Carbon Beach.
http://www.bizjournals.com/sanjose/news/2013/05/06/larry-ellison-wan ts -to-buy-malibu-or.html
 
2013-05-14 02:34:28 PM  

jst3p: God-is-a-Taco: I'm working on making a movie with Al Gore.

so I am really getting a kick out of these replies

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like global warming was discredited

But trust me... it wasn't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you're too boring to be the subject of a movie.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic... Don't derp in the original comment of the thread.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear here.

FTFY

/pet peeve


I want to belive.
 
2013-05-14 02:34:31 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about my house.  He could help me fill up all the balloon and tie them to the foundation near the chimney.  I know he is a joke an completely full of hot air, but he would be a good source to have with the coming helium shortage.  And I want company on my trip to South America!
 
2013-05-14 02:35:51 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I'm working on making a movie with Al Gore.

so I am really getting a kick out of these replies

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like global warming was discredited

But trust me... it wasn't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you're too boring to be the subject of a movie.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic... Don't derp in the original comment of the thread.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.


I hope the movie is entertaining this time. That Global WarmingTMcrap is boring, and now that Gore is richer than Romney, he can hire a funnier writer for the script.
 
2013-05-14 02:36:37 PM  
Remember boys and girls, Al Gore did not invent the internet, but he did invent global warming.
 
2013-05-14 02:38:02 PM  

Kirzania: Someone explaining why moving is so hard? 10 miles? 20? I mean, what's wrong with Fairbanks?


How about California?

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Calif. Homes Sinking One By One In Now-Abandoned Subdivision

California subdivision built on top of volcanic country. Eight homes have been abandoned so far and 10 more are under an imminent evacuation notice after cracks appeared in the ground and entire sections dropped 10 feet into the ground.
 
2013-05-14 02:42:00 PM  

neversubmit: Kirzania: Someone explaining why moving is so hard? 10 miles? 20? I mean, what's wrong with Fairbanks?

How about California?

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Calif. Homes Sinking One By One In Now-Abandoned Subdivision

California subdivision built on top of volcanic country. Eight homes have been abandoned so far and 10 more are under an imminent evacuation notice after cracks appeared in the ground and entire sections dropped 10 feet into the ground.


They should have just set up some yurts. Everyone loves a good yurt.
 
2013-05-14 02:42:46 PM  
The Ninglick River coils around Newtok on three sides before emptying into the Bering Sea. It has steadily been eating away at the land, carrying off 100ft or more some years, in a process moving at unusual speed because of climate change. that's what river deltas do.

FTFT...
 
2013-05-14 02:42:51 PM  

WelldeadLink: So after the villagers were moved to a place they had preferred to not live at, their warm homes compressed and melted the permafrost, and it's due to Global Warming.


Uh-huh.
 
2013-05-14 02:43:03 PM  

neversubmit: California subdivision built on top of volcanic country. Eight homes have been abandoned so far and 10 more are under an imminent evacuation notice after cracks appeared in the ground and entire sections dropped 10 feet into the ground.


Meh, stick a couple of shims under the garage, park the car out on the street, and everything's fine.
 
2013-05-14 02:43:25 PM  

neversubmit: How about California?


Look, we've been saying for nearly a century that California was going to fall off into the ocean. When those people moved there, they did so knowing full well the entire state could just slide off into the Pacific at any given second. Alaska, now there's a state with some stability.
 
2013-05-14 02:47:36 PM  
I wish Al Gore would make a movie about his house...

conservativecritic.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-14 02:47:52 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Do you want to know who doesn't believe in global warming and rising sea levels ?
[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

Bought more than dozen homes on Carbon Beach.
http://www.bizjournals.com/sanjose/news/2013/05/06/larry-ellison-wan ts -to-buy-malibu-or.html


Wow a complete asshole doesn't believe in global warming.

Color me shocked.
 
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