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(New Jersey 101.5)   Tanning Mom gets gay porn gig, is paid $1,000 for keeping all her clothing on   (nj1015.com) divider line 137
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2013-05-14 12:43:35 PM
Bummer. I was kinda hoping to see her leathery ham wallet.
 
2013-05-14 12:44:41 PM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-05-14 01:03:14 PM
l2.yimg.com

All right Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up
 
2013-05-14 01:11:42 PM
Well, the guys watching that video will find her about as sexually appealing as the guys who would have seen the video Vivid turned down.
 
2013-05-14 01:13:41 PM
Wait, she's doing gay male porn?

What's her role?  "Man, aren't you guys glad you don't have to fark this ogress?  Now here's some dick!"
 
2013-05-14 01:21:06 PM
I feel bad for her kid, who can't have an easy life with this loon as her mother.
 
2013-05-14 01:36:33 PM

Sgt Otter: Wait, she's doing gay male porn?

What's her role?  "Man, aren't you guys glad you don't have to fark this ogress?  Now here's some dick!"


She strikes me as someone that could make guys choose to be gay.

Also, of course they're paying her to keep her clothes on.  Hasn't anyone ever seen gay porn before?
 
2013-05-14 01:45:36 PM
I think she plays the strop in the shaving scene.
 
2013-05-14 01:56:30 PM

serpent_sky: I feel bad for her kid, who can't have an easy life with this loon as her mother.


Good point. I hadn't thought of the hell those close to her must be going through.
 
2013-05-14 02:04:27 PM
I have seen references (via headlines) to this Tanning Mom thing, but I honestly had no idea what it was supposed to be.

So, I clicked.

...

..

.
 
2013-05-14 02:04:54 PM
If I saw her in a porn movie I am pretty sure my (censored) would shrivel up and retreat into my body like a frightened turtle.
 
2013-05-14 02:05:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Bummer. I was kinda hoping to see her leathery ham wallet.


Can't disappoint fellow farkers.  Not sure if there's anything NSFW there or not, so open at your own risk.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/04/tanning-mom-wants-you-to-fap-to-her-lea th ery-tits/tanning-mom-naked-beach-bikini-photos-0150-480w/
 
2013-05-14 02:07:38 PM
images.sodahead.com
I can now replace Margret Thatcher as a mental image.
 
2013-05-14 02:08:05 PM
If erection lasts more than four hours call your doctor or watch "tanning mom gay porno".

Check with your doctor as your heart may not be healthy enough to withstand "tanning mom gay porno"
 
2013-05-14 02:09:45 PM

Sgt Otter: Wait, she's doing gay male porn?

What's her role?  "Man, aren't you guys glad you don't have to fark this ogress?  Now here's some dick!"


Perhaps she'll be the shocked lady who watches and is like "Oh my goodness this is awful!" Somewhat like interracial porn where they have the white "boyfriend" or "father" watch in horror as their girlfriend/daughter is done by a black guy.
 
2013-05-14 02:12:18 PM
i.imgur.com

images.stopgame.ru
 
2013-05-14 02:13:51 PM
Well this is better than what I thought it was.  I thought it was about the lady too fat to tan so they booted her out.

/I can fap to this.
 
2013-05-14 02:15:03 PM
I just threw up in my mouth my internal organs
 
2013-05-14 02:16:28 PM
Leather fetish?
 
2013-05-14 02:16:29 PM
meh, I'll fap to it.
 
2013-05-14 02:19:10 PM
Something is farked up.
 
2013-05-14 02:21:04 PM
TTIJFWOP
 
2013-05-14 02:23:06 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-14 02:23:57 PM
F***, she looks like she's in black face!
 
2013-05-14 02:24:00 PM
s8.postimg.org
 
2013-05-14 02:24:49 PM
I was not expecting this.
 
2013-05-14 02:24:49 PM
Did anyone *else* read that as "Gay Porn Pig"??
 
2013-05-14 02:25:26 PM
I think this is a really just an evil practical joke by the porn production company to make people think something is wrong with the hues on their screen
 
2013-05-14 02:31:25 PM

ChipNASA: Did anyone *else* read that as "Gay Porn Pig"??


I saw "Gay Porn Rig," like a special computer/monitor/speaker combo with just the right vibration motor in the chair.

And a big pink plastic dick stapled into the seat.
 
2013-05-14 02:33:37 PM

FARK rebel soldier: ChipNASA: Did anyone *else* read that as "Gay Porn Pig"??

I saw "Gay Porn Rig," like a special computer/monitor/speaker combo with just the right vibration motor in the chair.

And a big pink plastic dick stapled into the seat.


YOU...you have a VERY vivid imagination.
 
2013-05-14 02:40:03 PM
oi40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-14 02:44:17 PM
Gross.

GROSS!
 
2013-05-14 02:47:12 PM

Lady Indica: [oi40.tinypic.com image 580x435]


I bet her vag looks like a sideways picture of a toothless George Hamilton smiling.
 
2013-05-14 02:49:55 PM

bim1154: .
Can't disappoint fellow farkers.  Not sure if there's anything NSFW there or not, so open at your own risk.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/04/tanning-mom-wants-you-to-fap-to-her-lea th ery-tits/tanning-mom-naked-beach-bikini-photos-0150-480w/


Have to admit, part of me wants to open that link.
Naa, one of you pervy wankers check it out, and report back.
 
2013-05-14 02:50:24 PM
Sweet! I'll never have to buy ipecac syrup again.
 
2013-05-14 02:51:17 PM
I like to drink, but I can't stand drunks.
 
2013-05-14 02:51:19 PM

Sgt Otter: Wait, she's doing gay male porn?

What's her role?  "Man, aren't you guys glad you don't have to fark this ogress?  Now here's some dick!"


Perhaps the sight of her turns them gay, which kicks off the whole movie.
 
2013-05-14 02:52:46 PM

bim1154: FirstNationalBastard: Bummer. I was kinda hoping to see her leathery ham wallet.

Can't disappoint fellow farkers.  Not sure if there's anything NSFW there or not, so open at your own risk.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/04/tanning-mom-wants-you-to-fap-to-her-lea th ery-tits/tanning-mom-naked-beach-bikini-photos-0150-480w/


No.  No I will not.
 
2013-05-14 02:53:19 PM
Is she the couch?
 
2013-05-14 02:54:51 PM
AAAARRRRGGGGG, I just had to Google "Patricia Krentcil topless"

I double dog dare you

NSFW or lunch
 
2013-05-14 02:56:58 PM

cig-mkr: AAAARRRRGGGGG, I just had to Google "Patricia Krentcil topless"

I double dog dare you

NSFW or lunch


No way in hell. I respect my limited sight and i like my lunch
 
2013-05-14 02:58:53 PM
static.igossip.com
 
2013-05-14 02:59:07 PM

eagles95: cig-mkr: AAAARRRRGGGGG, I just had to Google "Patricia Krentcil topless"

I double dog dare you

NSFW or lunch

No way in hell. I respect my limited sight and i like my lunch


I Triple Dog Dare You!
 
2013-05-14 02:59:59 PM
Well, at least she has better tits than Angelina Jolie.
 
2013-05-14 03:00:25 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-05-14 03:01:59 PM

brandent: eagles95: cig-mkr: AAAARRRRGGGGG, I just had to Google "Patricia Krentcil topless"

I double dog dare you

NSFW or lunch

No way in hell. I respect my limited sight and i like my lunch

I Triple Dog Dare You!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-14 03:02:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Lady Indica: [oi40.tinypic.com image 580x435]

I bet her vag looks like a sideways picture of a toothless George Hamilton smiling.


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-14 03:02:48 PM
$1,000 to have my name forever associated with a freakish tanning addiction and gay porn?  Sign me up.  I'll do it for the kids.
 
2013-05-14 03:04:23 PM

physt: FirstNationalBastard: Lady Indica: [oi40.tinypic.com image 580x435]

I bet her vag looks like a sideways picture of a toothless George Hamilton smiling.

[i44.tinypic.com image 600x398]


Awww lol I laughed til I cried.
 
2013-05-14 03:06:30 PM

bim1154: FirstNationalBastard: Bummer. I was kinda hoping to see her leathery ham wallet.

Can't disappoint fellow farkers.  Not sure if there's anything NSFW there or not, so open at your own risk.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/04/tanning-mom-wants-you-to-fap-to-her-lea th ery-tits/tanning-mom-naked-beach-bikini-photos-0150-480w/


Well, she doesn't look nearly as oompa-loompalike in those photos at least.
 
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