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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Virginia is for lovers, but South Carolina ain't for walking around nekkid on the beach   (postandcourier.com) divider line 27
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2013-05-14 10:07:54 AM  
Something seems to be missing in this article.

wbtw.images.worldnow.com

Ah, there we are.
 
2013-05-14 10:42:08 AM  
These people are dangerous SEX OFFENDERS!
 
2013-05-14 10:42:49 AM  
Ah yes, can't have that nudity but they can have a senator who lies about that hike and introduces his Argentinian skank to his sons on stage. Beautiful.
 
2013-05-14 10:43:25 AM  
I've been to South Carolina. If "Virginia is for lovers", then South Carolina must be for "getting drunk or wasted, because you're stuck in South Carolina".
 
2013-05-14 10:43:59 AM  
330 am there could be kids!!!! Won't they think of the kids?
 
2013-05-14 10:44:27 AM  
Thanks tourists for making Myrtle Beach the biggest trash hole on the east coast.
 
2013-05-14 10:45:33 AM  
OMG PENIS VAGINA BOOBS!!11!!1eleventy
 
2013-05-14 10:45:45 AM  
Go skinnydipping. Get your clothes stolen, get arrested for it.  This is why y'all can't have nice things.
 
2013-05-14 10:56:43 AM  
Twenty-one-year-old Jasmine Kim Walton   . . .

i.imgur.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-05-14 11:07:50 AM  
For a second I read that name as Schlongdong...
 
2013-05-14 11:15:57 AM  
 
2013-05-14 11:17:01 AM  
South Carolina is for Virginian lovers?
 
2013-05-14 11:19:21 AM  

DirkTheDaring: What a nekkid beachgoer who should avoid South Carolina might look like NSFW

Mom?

 
2013-05-14 11:20:17 AM  
And it happened in Horry Horny County
 
2013-05-14 11:28:27 AM  
TFA's sole comment is priceless: "At my age that's a crime, at their age that's scenery"
 
2013-05-14 11:45:42 AM  
The article advised it was unclear if they had an attorney...I am going to go with no

They are 21 and 22, naked, swimming at 3:00 am in the Ocean at Myrtle Beach, and you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. One must be cautious.
 
2013-05-14 11:56:06 AM  
Sybarite Something seems to be missing in this article.

An "Everyday Is Like Sunday" reference? or "as far as nude couples in S.C.go, she's no Chelsea Tumbleston, but a far happier ending?"

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/columbia-sc/T66FPMIMD0A965510
 
2013-05-14 12:14:47 PM  
Twenty-one-year-old Jasmine Kim Walton of Potomac Falls, Va., and 22-year-old Kyle Martin Schnoebelen of Fairfax, Va., were arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Sunday.

Fairfax, VA repesentin!
 
2013-05-14 01:10:00 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a nekkid beachgoer who should avoid South Carolina might look like NSFW


Gotta love the tat's for hiding the cesarrian scars.
 
2013-05-14 01:51:53 PM  
Nudity = Bad evil sex thoughtcrime.

www.anacs.com

Throw her in jail.
 
2013-05-14 02:09:07 PM  
My state is the only state with a titty on its official flag. Just another reason why I love Virginia.
 
2013-05-14 02:17:41 PM  
Nothing could be finer...
 
2013-05-14 02:20:26 PM  

shifter_: DirkTheDaring: What a nekkid beachgoer who should avoid South Carolina might look like NSFW

Gotta love the tat's for hiding the cesarrian scars.


Except that it doesn't. Maybe of it were higher - but I don't know if they look all that good on scar tissue.
 
2013-05-14 03:51:26 PM  
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
2013-05-14 04:38:12 PM  
Had sex on the beach at Hilton Head

kick, replies, etc
 
2013-05-14 06:07:41 PM  

ChaosStar: Had sex on the beach at Hilton Head

kick, replies, etc


Need I ask if it was oral in nature?
 
2013-05-14 06:36:23 PM  
Having been to Myrtle Beach I am guessing that the arrest had more to do with the disturbing the peace issue than the public nudity issue.

/ she looks like she could get a little freaked out
 
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