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(Orlando Sentinel)   Man skips eHarmony middle man, falls in love directly with woman he met while in jail   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 34
    More: Florida, eHarmony, falls in love, court officials, probation officers, Seminole County Sheriff's Office, skips, hearings, jail  
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2013-05-14 10:50:13 AM
Doesn't have to share his popcorn with the old dude.
You know how prisoners will crown their food.
 
2013-05-14 10:50:49 AM
"Crowd"
not crown.
 
2013-05-14 10:55:13 AM
Ahh spring time in Florida, and the crazies are out stalking for love.
 
2013-05-14 10:56:17 AM
He looks more like a Christian Mingle kinda guy :D
 
2013-05-14 10:56:27 AM
What? You're telling me this guy doesn't look harmless?

www.trbimg.com
 
2013-05-14 10:57:04 AM
He's got black eyes...
 
2013-05-14 10:58:03 AM
static.tvtropes.org

who among us has never sent an anonymous letter or postcard or magazine subscription to someone on  http://www.tampabay.com/mugshots/ ? it's way fun, but the trick is to not get carried away.
 
2013-05-14 10:58:33 AM
images.usatoday.com Isn't this guy's twin brother the founder of eDissonance, a divorce lawyer?images.usatoday.com
 
2013-05-14 10:58:41 AM
Did he run out of diapers later?
 
2013-05-14 10:59:16 AM

vudukungfu: Doesn't have to share his popcorn with the old dude.
You know how prisoners will crown their food.


That old dude has a smug voice.
 
2013-05-14 10:59:50 AM
it's spring time and love is in the air.
 
2013-05-14 11:00:30 AM
The penisheart wants what the penisheart wants.
 
2013-05-14 11:07:51 AM
FTA: "...he denied stalking the woman. But he admitted to attending the hearings, sending emails and printing out photographs of the woman."

"No, of course I didn't stalk her!  I just followed her everywhere she goes, contact her incessantly, and hang photos of her in my house.  Oh, stalk!  Sorry, Iwas thinking stock, which doesn't really make sense.  Yeah, I stalked the shiat out of that woman."
 
2013-05-14 11:09:48 AM
Whenever I see the Florida Tag on Fark, I hear "Oh, Flo-rida!" to the tune of "Oh, Ca-nada."

/"Native"

//Other old Florida Farkers may remember those bumper stickers, and variations
 
2013-05-14 11:14:47 AM
Looks like I will have to look deeper into plan "B" for my true love:

www.dcclubbing.com
 
2013-05-14 11:27:15 AM
I love dating people based off of their mugshots! It's like going to a dive bar in a weird part of town... you might get shot/robbed/groped OR you might have an awesome time. Totally worth the gamble.
 
2013-05-14 11:32:10 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Did he run out of diapers later?


Came for Raising Arizona, leaving happy.
 
2013-05-14 11:32:28 AM
...because eHarmony just costs too much and takes too much time...
He'd rather just cut to the chase.
 
2013-05-14 11:44:44 AM
Have you ever been to a weeklong seminar for technicians where there's 20 guys and one girl, and after about one hour in, the girl starts to look like a goddess? I imagine jail is like that times a million.
 
2013-05-14 11:58:00 AM

99.998er: Looks like I will have to look deeper into plan "B" for my true love:

[www.dcclubbing.com image 374x467]


That was unnecessary.
 
2013-05-14 12:02:56 PM

Dear Jerk: Have you ever been to a weeklong seminar for technicians where there's 20 guys and one girl, and after about one hour in, the girl starts to look like a goddess? I imagine jail is like that times a million.


Reminds me of Woman At 'Farscape' Convention Has Dangerously Inflated Self-Image

When I was a computer science student in college, I sometimes saw this happen to the few women in the program.
 
2013-05-14 12:05:26 PM
Deputies say a  Sanford man stalked a woman he met at the jail,

socialcomotion.com
 
2013-05-14 12:06:39 PM
snag.gy
 
2013-05-14 12:10:20 PM
memedepot.com
 
2013-05-14 12:14:18 PM
Why is it that these convicts IN PRISON pick up women so easily?  It's such a "thing" that casual references to it are normal (third panel):
dilbert.com
 
2013-05-14 12:20:41 PM
Love behind bars.
 
2013-05-14 12:23:59 PM
I just don't get guys like this. Why would you stalk a girl, and waste all that time and money? When you can just skip all the foreplay, kidnap her, and put her in your rape dungeon for years. The world just doesn't make any sense to me.
 
2013-05-14 12:30:16 PM
www.trbimg.com
She's registered; I'm incarcerated


The article is a classic case of one letter making all the difference in the world; "Deputies said Bravo's contact with the woman and her family serves to no legitimate purpose."  Bravo could have read that and thanked the deputies for recognizing he was okay after all.
 
2013-05-14 01:35:16 PM
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Kevin Smith after a bender?
 
2013-05-14 01:44:33 PM

MayoSlather: I just don't get guys like this. Why would you stalk a girl, and waste all that time and money? When you can just skip all the foreplay, kidnap her, and put her in your rape dungeon for years. The world just doesn't make any sense to me.


That stratagem is probably ruled out by the fact that the accused can only afford a rape ditch or rape dumpster.
 
2013-05-14 02:00:28 PM
Better yet, what's his Fark handle, and how many times did he post to the Weekly Mugshot Roundup thread with some variant on, "I'd hit it", "Have her washed and brought to my tent", etc.?
 
2013-05-14 02:24:31 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-14 10:16:11 PM

Prey4reign: [www.trbimg.com image 384x480]
She's registered; I'm incarcerated


The article is a classic case of one letter making all the difference in the world; "Deputies said Bravo's contact with the woman and her family serves too no legitimate a purpose."  Bravo could have read that and thanked the deputies for recognizing he was okay after all.


FTFY
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-15 08:39:44 AM

morg: Prey4reign: [www.trbimg.com image 384x480]
She's registered; I'm incarcerated


The article is a classic case of one letter making all the difference in the world; "Deputies said Bravo's contact with the woman and her family serves too no legitimate a purpose."  Bravo could have read that and thanked the deputies for recognizing he was okay after all.

FTFY
[i.imgur.com image 400x400]


Dude, just quit.
 
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