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(Sun Sentinel)   Good: Having lots of sex on your honeymoon. Bad: Some of it with a prostitute   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 42
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2013-05-14 10:12:31 AM  
oh c'mon, who hasn't done this?
 
2013-05-14 10:12:37 AM  
WHORE!!!!!!
/jes sayin' is all.
 
2013-05-14 10:12:52 AM  
Wrong, subby.
Good: Having lots of sex on your honeymoon. Better: Some of it with a prostitute. Bad: Getting caught.
 
2013-05-14 10:14:22 AM  
Trifecta complete
 
2013-05-14 10:15:28 AM  
Why is that bad?
 
2013-05-14 10:16:03 AM  
She was cheaply rented for a brief period of time with a promise of a payoff when finished. And then, there's the prostitute...
 
2013-05-14 10:16:35 AM  
3 Some!!!
 
2013-05-14 10:17:29 AM  

Rhino_man: Wrong, subby.

Good: Having lots of sex on your honeymoon. Better: Some of it with a prostitute. Bad: Getting caught. Best: Threesome
sas.guidespot.com
 
2013-05-14 10:17:50 AM  
Only some?
 
2013-05-14 10:18:05 AM  

Brick-House: 3 Some!!!


45 seconds man, 45 seconds.....I went for the photo.
 
2013-05-14 10:19:38 AM  
Lots of horrible stories there for a bust of 92 people. Youth minister hoping to hook up with a 14 year-old, some perv bringing a 15 year-old along for whatever, chump skipping out on his honeymoon for some side action.
 
2013-05-14 10:20:26 AM  

swahnhennessy: Lots of horrible stories there for a bust of 92 people. Youth minister hoping to hook up with a 14 year-old, some perv bringing a 15 year-old along for whatever, chump skipping out on his honeymoon for some side action.


Maybe you can make it a slideshow.
 
2013-05-14 10:22:08 AM  
Did she at least have big hooters?
 
2013-05-14 10:22:47 AM  
Taken with the LinkedIn story, the rare prosti-fecta is now in play - submit those headlines now!
 
2013-05-14 10:23:54 AM  

swahnhennessy: Lots of horrible stories there for a bust of 92 people. Youth minister hoping to hook up with a 14 year-old, some perv bringing a 15 year-old along for whatever, chump skipping out on his honeymoon for some side action.


It's almost as if we're programmed like animals to search out young and fertile specimens of the opposite sex
 
2013-05-14 10:24:10 AM  
This was part of a 4 day online sting in my local area.  There were 90 other people arrested during the operation.  Here is a link to all the mugshots.  Enjoy.  Have yourself a rousing game of "Guess the Dude" while looking at some of the female mugshots.
 
2013-05-14 10:24:55 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: swahnhennessy: Lots of horrible stories there for a bust of 92 people. Youth minister hoping to hook up with a 14 year-old, some perv bringing a 15 year-old along for whatever, chump skipping out on his honeymoon for some side action.

It's almost as if we're programmed like animals to search out young and fertile specimens of the opposite sex


Well, that's not a creepy comment.
 
2013-05-14 10:26:12 AM  
I know a guy who paid for his girlfriend to get a hotel down the street from his honeymoon suite. He got busted and the marriage was over in under a week.
 
2013-05-14 10:27:42 AM  
"Samuel Yoon, 45, from California, A youth minister at the Holy Cows youth ministry..."

Gosh! Golly! Wow! Gee! No, that's not it. What is that exclamation I'm looking for?
 
2013-05-14 10:29:35 AM  
Well sure, if both partners aren't on board with the third party and the coitus and the what not, then that's bad form.
 
2013-05-14 10:33:21 AM  

swahnhennessy: Well, that's not a creepy comment.


Only if you're in serious denial about the difference between post-pubescent and "immature".
 
2013-05-14 10:37:33 AM  

Mr Guy: swahnhennessy: Well, that's not a creepy comment.

Only if you're in serious denial about the difference between post-pubescent and "immature".


I live in a country where the age of consent is 16. That doesn't mean I expect youth ministers to go around looking to score with teenagers. And yes, there is something creepy about surfing for "immature" girls, even if it's not pedophilia. But, hey, she's got boobs. That's all that matters.

I hope I never catch you looking at my daughters.
 
2013-05-14 10:38:58 AM  
"Renee Moore, 25, was arrested when she offered to commit lewdness at the undercover location"

That's a weird way of phrasing it.
 
2013-05-14 10:44:23 AM  

ChipNASA: Brick-House: 3 Some!!!

45 seconds man, 45 seconds.....I went for the photo.


You zoonze you loose... lol
 
2013-05-14 10:46:19 AM  
Every story on that page made me a little sadder.  Including the drunk lady stripping in the mens room of a bar.  She's probably some kids mom.
:(
 
2013-05-14 10:46:43 AM  

Electromax: "Renee Moore, 25, was arrested when she offered to commit lewdness at the undercover location"

That's a weird way of phrasing it.


Not sure why it made me think of this:

cdn01.dailycaller.com
 
2013-05-14 10:48:47 AM  

swahnhennessy: I hope I never catch you looking at my daughters.


cbs moment

So there we are, me with the misses and we're eating lunch. She looks over and sees an ass she likes, and I mean it's a farking dynamite ass just standing there in line waiting patiently. Hot little shorts, and a small purple tank top that just helped everything along, long black hair down to dat ass as well.

The girl turns around slightly and she turns out she looked like she was 16 or 17. I totally got to ride her for creeping on a teenage for like a week.
 
2013-05-14 10:56:46 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: swahnhennessy: Lots of horrible stories there for a bust of 92 people. Youth minister hoping to hook up with a 14 year-old, some perv bringing a 15 year-old along for whatever, chump skipping out on his honeymoon for some side action.

It's almost as if we're programmed like animals to search out young and fertile specimens of the opposite sex


Nope. Nothing wrong with that, as humans are purely biological machines running on instinct, and our behavior is never expected to be shaped by any form of socialization or cognition whatsoever.
 
2013-05-14 11:02:13 AM  
It look's like the honeymoon is over for Mohammed Ahmed, 21, of Illinois

In his defense, his wife was probably tired and sore.
 
2013-05-14 11:08:32 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is that bad?


Because only "some of it" with a prostitute, not "all of it"?
 
2013-05-14 11:54:26 AM  
Would you seriously send your kid to an organization that was named this...

Holy Cows youth ministry at the New Community Mission Church

i353.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 12:08:28 PM  
static.tumblr.com

Approves
 
2013-05-14 12:20:22 PM  
OK husbands to be, you cannot start year two habits before year two.
 
2013-05-14 12:26:59 PM  
thestuffyougottawatch.com
 
2013-05-14 01:27:28 PM  
At least this time there was a few that I would have sex with. Most of the time it is "Pay to have sex with that? I wouldn't have sex with her if she was paying me."
 
2013-05-14 01:39:18 PM  
hmmm... and now he's on the Smoking Gun site with mugshot... nice job.

The Smoking Gun
 
2013-05-14 01:46:32 PM  

Sofa King Smart: hmmm... and now he's on the Smoking Gun site with mugshot... nice job.

The Smoking Gun


The comments are pure Derpy gold:
 She has no choice in the matter. In their culture, she will probably get beaten when he gets out on bail, for asking him why he did it.....In Alla's mercy..... 

Stay Classy, Allah...Amen

He thought he could go ahead and get one of his 70 virgins on credit. His wife will be performing a "jihad" of her own when his butt gets home.

Can you blame Mohammed? All the girls around him look the same. All you can see are the eyes through the Burka.
 
2013-05-14 01:56:11 PM  

eas81: The comments are pure Derpy gold:


wait until the story bubbles up to Yahoo... the comments on a yahoo news story are as close to a 'tea party'  or 'conservative' website as I'll go... but I swear the only commenters in yahoo news stories have to be retirees and/or everyone's conservative aunt/uncle that forwards all the latest email to you about how fartbongo is destroying america...

I predict if it hits yahoo news... there will be comments about mohammed raping adolescent boys and girls as the basis of 'their' 'religion'.
 
2013-05-14 03:32:48 PM  
Samuel Yoon, 45, from California, a  youth minister at the Holy Cows youth ministry at the New Community Mission Church in San Leandro, California, Yoon had been in Orlando attending a youth ministry conference. He came to the undercover location believing he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl.

Youth ministers: the most densely pedophillic demographic in the nation.
 
2013-05-14 03:38:46 PM  
Hey, there's Mr. Yoon on a mission trip to Cambodia (from his church's website):
gallery.ncmcem.org
gallery.ncmcem.org
 
2013-05-14 10:17:49 PM  

swahnhennessy: Mr Guy: swahnhennessy: Well, that's not a creepy comment.

Only if you're in serious denial about the difference between post-pubescent and "immature".

I live in a country where the age of consent is 16. That doesn't mean I expect youth ministers to go around looking to score with teenagers. And yes, there is something creepy about surfing for "immature" girls, even if it's not pedophilia. But, hey, she's got boobs. That's all that matters.

I hope I never catch you looking at my daughters.


That escalated quickly.
 
2013-05-15 12:27:32 AM  
Well, that explains why there are prostitutes in Niagara Falls, the so-called honeymoon capital of the world.
 
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