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(WTOP)   Concerned members of the Virginia Anti-Shariah Task Force are working to have Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body removed from the cemetery where he's buried. In other news, Virginia has an Anti-Shariah Task Force   (wtop.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-14 08:53:56 AM  
16 votes:
Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!
2013-05-14 09:51:11 AM  
12 votes:

limeyfellow: James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

They must shiat their pants every time they hear Thriller on the radio.


It's close to midnight,
Something Muslim's lurkin' in the dark,
Under the moonlight,
You see a sight that almost stops your heart,

You try to pray,
Sharia takes the sound before you make it,
You start to freeze,
Muhammad looks you right between the eyes,
You're proselytized!

'Cause it's sharia,
Sharia law!
2013-05-14 09:01:32 AM  
8 votes:

Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.


Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.
2013-05-14 09:22:12 AM  
7 votes:

Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.


That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.
2013-05-14 09:37:53 AM  
5 votes:
I imagine an anti-sharia task force is a lot like a ghost hunter show on cable.

"Can you feel that? I'm sensing sharia law. Did you hear that? Ahhhhhhh! Run!"
2013-05-14 09:21:42 AM  
4 votes:
Now they're afraid of corpses.
2013-05-14 09:04:52 AM  
4 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.

Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.


Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.
2013-05-14 09:37:01 AM  
3 votes:

Aarontology: Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.

Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.


We need to pork the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
2013-05-14 09:32:57 AM  
3 votes:
Next up, Terror articles of clothing!

"Bah gawd, rufus they's put a hijab in the coat check along with our jackets! Pardon me while I shiat myself with rage."
2013-05-14 09:29:32 AM  
2 votes:

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


well, they do belong to a massive iron-age zombie cult.
2013-05-14 09:27:46 AM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.


Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.
2013-05-14 10:39:42 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Nah, the Tea Patriotics are mostly harmless, we don't need a task force for them.
2013-05-14 10:34:50 AM  
1 votes:

skozlaw: I can appreciate the concerns over desecration and whatnot, but, really, Bodygate has been a pretty retarded spectacle and just goes to show that if there's one thing Americans can really unite on in the face of a tragedy it's derp to the Nth degree.


Derp and being ethicless, pants-shiatting cowards. America: Land of the Hoveround, Home of the Chickenhawk.
2013-05-14 10:21:49 AM  
1 votes:
1. Charge $5 a hear to piss or $10 to take a dump on the grave
2. go to 3.
3. PROFIT!!
2013-05-14 10:15:00 AM  
1 votes:

mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?


No, no, no. Cremate him and add his ashes to a road project.

//The Tamerlan Tsarnaev Memorial Speedbump.
2013-05-14 10:06:11 AM  
1 votes:

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


They worship one that came back to life after three days. People who beleive in magic are scared of a lot of stupid shiat.
2013-05-14 10:02:13 AM  
1 votes:
On behalf of Virginians everywhere I would like to apologize for our

7th congressional district rep

numb nuts commonwealth attorney


xenophobic residents

Since it's Doswell, can we just prop him up with the souvenir photo shooters at the entrance of King's Dominion and split the revenue with victim's families?
2013-05-14 09:50:13 AM  
1 votes:

palelizard: pork the site from orbit


now *That* is a good band name.
2013-05-14 09:39:35 AM  
1 votes:
So does this mean Westboro Babtist Church will show up to ....celebrate?
2013-05-14 09:39:06 AM  
1 votes:
Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a pig farm or something?
2013-05-14 09:38:36 AM  
1 votes:
The weekend before last I was at a family function and I overheard someone complaining about the local 'Moslim' Cemetary (it is spelled moslim on the iron gates don't ask me why).

Person#1: So do they just wrap them in a blanket to bury them?
Person#2: Well i guess if it's a traditional burial then yeah.
Person#1: Why doesn't anybody stop them?
Person#2: Well it would be against their religious freedom.
Person#1:  They come over here and just do whatever they want, pretty soon we'll be forced to wear towels on our heads!

Meanwhile I'm trying really hard not to chip in and alienate my in laws. Person#2 (my father in law) was frantically trying to extricate himself from this conversation at this point. The depressing part is that lost of people were agreeing with Person#1 and the cemetery has been there way longer than their family has lived in the area.
2013-05-14 09:32:30 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, big talk coming from a state that has Robert E Lee buried there.

// yes, Lee was a soldier, but also a traitor
// and yet Virginians are PROUD to have him buried there
2013-05-14 09:31:40 AM  
1 votes:
I remember when they were afraid of terror babies, now it's terror corpses.  Awesome band name though.
2013-05-14 09:01:42 AM  
1 votes:
James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."

All together now: point at James Lafferty and laugh.
 
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