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(WTOP)   Concerned members of the Virginia Anti-Shariah Task Force are working to have Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body removed from the cemetery where he's buried. In other news, Virginia has an Anti-Shariah Task Force   (wtop.com ) divider line 157
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2013-05-14 08:53:56 AM  
Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!
 
2013-05-14 08:56:49 AM  
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."

Oh man the f*ck up, you candy asses. If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.
 
2013-05-14 09:01:32 AM  

Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.


Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.
 
2013-05-14 09:01:42 AM  
James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."

All together now: point at James Lafferty and laugh.
 
2013-05-14 09:03:22 AM  
A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.
 
2013-05-14 09:04:52 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.

Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.


Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.
 
2013-05-14 09:21:42 AM  
Now they're afraid of corpses.
 
2013-05-14 09:22:12 AM  

Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.


That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.
 
2013-05-14 09:27:46 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.


Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:22 AM  
No one has mentioned the threat of zombies yet? I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:28 AM  

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

 
2013-05-14 09:29:32 AM  

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


well, they do belong to a massive iron-age zombie cult.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:59 AM  
Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?
 
2013-05-14 09:31:40 AM  
I remember when they were afraid of terror babies, now it's terror corpses.  Awesome band name though.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:04 AM  

mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?


Or bury him with assorted pork products, amirite?
 
2013-05-14 09:32:04 AM  

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


This is real "Home of the brave" patriotism, eh?

I can't imagine the level of cowardice needed to take up space in an "anti-Sharia" task force.  You've really got to be terrified of just about everything.

And, when you're terrified of just about everything, the terrorists have clearly kicked your asses.

I hate to say it, but I'm going to join them in laughing at these retards.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:30 AM  
Yeah, big talk coming from a state that has Robert E Lee buried there.

// yes, Lee was a soldier, but also a traitor
// and yet Virginians are PROUD to have him buried there
 
2013-05-14 09:32:57 AM  
Next up, Terror articles of clothing!

"Bah gawd, rufus they's put a hijab in the coat check along with our jackets! Pardon me while I shiat myself with rage."
 
2013-05-14 09:33:24 AM  
Caucasian in your Virginia.   I'm Laffertying my . . .
 
2013-05-14 09:33:24 AM  
These people really need jobs or something. Anything better to do with their time.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:39 AM  

vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.


You seem to forget that it was a person from Virginia and a cemetery in Virginia that made it happen, when for more than a week there were many other states that refused to allow the burial. I am sure that there are groups of persons living in other states that would be complaining as well had he been buried there.
 
2013-05-14 09:35:14 AM  
I thought I once heard something about letting God sort them out.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:05 AM  

grokca: Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!


yep, I love you now.

/nttawwt
 
2013-05-14 09:36:43 AM  
Likely the same kind of people that have prepaid plots in racially segregated cemeteries.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:01 AM  

Aarontology: Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.

Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.


We need to pork the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:31 AM  
They should have planted him in Cambridge like Uncle Ruslan wanted.


Bite me, Cambridge.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:53 AM  
I imagine an anti-sharia task force is a lot like a ghost hunter show on cable.

"Can you feel that? I'm sensing sharia law. Did you hear that? Ahhhhhhh! Run!"
 
2013-05-14 09:38:36 AM  
The weekend before last I was at a family function and I overheard someone complaining about the local 'Moslim' Cemetary (it is spelled moslim on the iron gates don't ask me why).

Person#1: So do they just wrap them in a blanket to bury them?
Person#2: Well i guess if it's a traditional burial then yeah.
Person#1: Why doesn't anybody stop them?
Person#2: Well it would be against their religious freedom.
Person#1:  They come over here and just do whatever they want, pretty soon we'll be forced to wear towels on our heads!

Meanwhile I'm trying really hard not to chip in and alienate my in laws. Person#2 (my father in law) was frantically trying to extricate himself from this conversation at this point. The depressing part is that lost of people were agreeing with Person#1 and the cemetery has been there way longer than their family has lived in the area.
 
2013-05-14 09:38:47 AM  

grokca: Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!


www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com

Christian?
 
2013-05-14 09:39:06 AM  
Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a pig farm or something?
 
2013-05-14 09:39:17 AM  
A kinder, gentler KKK.
 
2013-05-14 09:39:17 AM  
FTA:
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."
Lafferty says federal officials should investigate whether any laws were broken. Local and state officials already are doing so.

Some real dumb ass officials in that area.
 
2013-05-14 09:39:32 AM  
I'm embarrassed to be living in the same state as these idiots.  Freedumb of religion for everyone, except people we don't like!!!
 
2013-05-14 09:39:35 AM  
So does this mean Westboro Babtist Church will show up to ....celebrate?
 
2013-05-14 09:40:44 AM  

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


They must shiat their pants every time they hear Thriller on the radio.
 
2013-05-14 09:41:48 AM  
Ooh! Da boogie man!
 
2013-05-14 09:42:10 AM  

Egoy3k: The depressing part is that lost lots of people were agreeing with Person#1


/ftfm
 
2013-05-14 09:43:11 AM  

neversummer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a pig farm or something?


No.

The issue is dead, just like he is. Time for religious weirdos and the perpetually buttumbraged to get over it.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:27 AM  

EngineerBob: So does this mean Westboro Babtist Church will show up to ....celebrate?


That is an interesting question.  What would their stance be?
 
2013-05-14 09:43:36 AM  
Way to take the moral high-road Virginia.
 
2013-05-14 09:44:04 AM  

exit_wound: vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.

You seem to forget that it was a person from Virginia and a cemetery in Virginia that made it happen, when for more than a week there were many other states that refused to allow the burial. I am sure that there are groups of persons living in other states that would be complaining as well had he been buried there.


Truth, good points.
 
2013-05-14 09:45:36 AM  

vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.


You know you can find a$$holes in every state of the union.

/liked be stationed there (once upon a time)
 
2013-05-14 09:46:02 AM  
GET THE FARK OVER IT EVERYONE!!! The guy is dead, now he's buried. STFU and GBTW.

/that is, if you even work
 
2013-05-14 09:46:55 AM  

Vodka Zombie: James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

This is real "Home of the brave" patriotism, eh?

I can't imagine the level of cowardice needed to take up space in an "anti-Sharia" task force.  You've really got to be terrified of just about everything.

And, when you're terrified of just about everything, the terrorists have clearly kicked your asses.

I hate to say it, but I'm going to join them in laughing at these retards.


This won't stop them from calling liberals a bunch of cowards, though.
 
2013-05-14 09:47:38 AM  
What happened to his burial site being in an *undisclosed* location?
 
2013-05-14 09:48:06 AM  
Quote from James Lafferty from 2012 where he said he's proud of attacks on mosques in the South.

"Well with what the gentleman was saying about the Justice Department, I went to the briefing, the hate crimes summit, and I went there and it was all Muslim officials speaking and they had all these pictures of some mosque somewhere, and it was usually in the South I'm proud to say where a guy would drive a pickup truck right into the mosque. They had I bet 20-it looked like the same picture after a while because they just kept showing these same pictures, and each Muslim speaker got up, and remember this is a Justice Department meeting, and really ragged on two groups: the FBI and the NYPD. So whatever they're doing they're doing something good."

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cpac-anti-muslim-activist-jame s- lafferty-says-hes-proud-attacks-against-mosques
 
2013-05-14 09:48:34 AM  
he was shot, blown up and run over by his brother. i'd say he got what was coming to him. now put him in the ground and STFU.
 
2013-05-14 09:48:52 AM  

Fireproof: What happened to his burial site being in an *undisclosed* location?


The woman that arranged it wanted to get her name in the paper so she blabbed.
 
2013-05-14 09:49:23 AM  
Yeah! Let's be as petty as the jihadis!
 
2013-05-14 09:49:54 AM  

palelizard: Aarontology: Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.

Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.

We need to pork the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.


A nice BBQ joint up wind from the cemetery would be nice.
 
2013-05-14 09:50:13 AM  

palelizard: pork the site from orbit


now *That* is a good band name.
 
2013-05-14 09:51:11 AM  

limeyfellow: James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

They must shiat their pants every time they hear Thriller on the radio.


It's close to midnight,
Something Muslim's lurkin' in the dark,
Under the moonlight,
You see a sight that almost stops your heart,

You try to pray,
Sharia takes the sound before you make it,
You start to freeze,
Muhammad looks you right between the eyes,
You're proselytized!

'Cause it's sharia,
Sharia law!
 
2013-05-14 09:51:29 AM  
Just plant a rumor there that the Haiga Sophia will be moved there brick by brick and they will forget Tamerlan and foam at the mouth over that.
 
2013-05-14 09:52:07 AM  
I don't understand people being against other people they don't like being buried places. Who cares? Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson are both buried in Virginia, how many Americans did they kill?
 
2013-05-14 09:52:29 AM  
It's a pile of dead meat, you douche-bags. It's barely even fertilizer.

Besides, you Talibangelicals are almost as bad. You've just got a lower body count.
 
2013-05-14 09:53:05 AM  
Why can't these people be more like the woman that is the owner/manager/whatever of the cemetery that volunteered to take the body? She made a statement something like "Christ says you should forgive your enemies." I'm not Christian but I feel like I live my life more in line with Jesus's teachings (except for accepting him as my one true lord) than many of these supposed Christians...
 
2013-05-14 09:53:18 AM  
Meh. Just dig him up, dump him in the drink like they did bin Laden and nobody will have any reason to complain.
 
2013-05-14 09:53:30 AM  
In the local paper here in Richmond I saw a quote from a concerned citizen that they were afraid that somebody might come to visit the gravesite and become inspired to follow his example.

I had two thoughts. First, as mass murderers go, Tsarnaev was not that effective so not sure I would think he made a good role model for your mad bomber children.
Second, Kings Dominion could probably stand for some remodeling. Been almost 20 years since I worked there and I remember the place being on the edge of shabby even then.
 
2013-05-14 09:53:38 AM  

gryf: Yeah! Let's be as petty as the jihadis!


That's pretty much it.

On the plus side, I think everyone can take pleasure in the fact that they are a much better human being than James Lafferty.
 
2013-05-14 09:54:53 AM  

Latinwolf: FTA:
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."
Lafferty says federal officials should investigate whether any laws were broken. Local and state officials already are doing so.

Some real dumb ass officials in that area.


So, looks like they are wasting tax money for something that is not only pointless but really, really dumb. I'm shocked. I bet this "task force" is heavily armed with cheaply made Bushmaster AR-15s and plenty of Rambo movie watchin'.
 
2013-05-14 09:55:16 AM  

Latinwolf: FTA:
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."
Lafferty says federal officials should investigate whether any laws were broken. Local and state officials already are doing so.

Some real dumb ass officials in that area.


Well technically even the Muslims in Virginia didn't want him so maybe a grave digger got a little something extra for a hole nobody was using.
 
2013-05-14 09:55:16 AM  

vernonFL: I don't understand people being against other people they don't like being buried places. Who cares? Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson are both buried in Virginia, how many Americans did they kill?


Robert E. Lee gets to be buried there because it was his frickin' house.
 
2013-05-14 09:56:30 AM  
The Anti-Sharia Task Force?  Sounds like an offshoot of the KKK.  Guys like Tamerlan make it infinitely more difficult for ordinary folks who happen to be Muslim as this organization and those like it will gain legitimacy and traction with ordinary Americans who would previously not even have considered adopting such a point of view.  I've been on a few dates with a Muslim chick that goes to grad school here in the states and she really isn't too much different than American girls.  Wears Western clothes and listens to obscure indie bands.  I think she falls more into the good Muslim woman role when she goes back home though.

As far as Tamerlan, probably the best thing to do would have been to send his body back to his home country.  Not because I think his rotting corpse isn't fit for U.S. soil.  Our worms and bugs have to eat same as former soviet bloc ones, but because eventually someone from one of these groups will find out where he is buried and dig him up so they can desecrate his body and that will offend all Muslims, even little miss grad student.
 
2013-05-14 09:58:47 AM  

Latinwolf: FTA:
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."
Lafferty says federal officials should investigate whether any laws were broken. Local and state officials already are doing so.

Some real dumb ass officials in that area.


No laws were broken as there were no laws to regulate the burial of Muslims in a Muslim graveyard beyond those governing general burials.

This is just a load of panty bunching nonsense.
 
2013-05-14 10:02:13 AM  
On behalf of Virginians everywhere I would like to apologize for our

7th congressional district rep

numb nuts commonwealth attorney


xenophobic residents

Since it's Doswell, can we just prop him up with the souvenir photo shooters at the entrance of King's Dominion and split the revenue with victim's families?
 
2013-05-14 10:02:36 AM  
Idiots.  This has farkall to do with "Sharia Law"

As if they even know wtf that is
 
2013-05-14 10:03:29 AM  

James!: I remember when they were afraid of terror babies, now it's terror corpses.  Awesome band name though.


I think you've just given someone an idea for a sequel to Chernobyl Diaries. This time Boston Bomber Terror Zombies.
 
2013-05-14 10:04:22 AM  
Also, how much do you wanna bet that these people would support the Christian analogue of Sharia?
 
2013-05-14 10:04:40 AM  

gunga galunga: Meh. Just dig him up, dump him in the drink like they did bin Laden and nobody will have any reason to complain.


Also this
 
2013-05-14 10:05:25 AM  
The U.S. has sure become a nation of pussies over the last few years.
 
2013-05-14 10:06:11 AM  

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


They worship one that came back to life after three days. People who beleive in magic are scared of a lot of stupid shiat.
 
2013-05-14 10:06:43 AM  
They just won't stop beating that dead horse.
 
2013-05-14 10:08:12 AM  
Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?
 
2013-05-14 10:08:44 AM  
I'm still a bit curious as to why we couldn't just let him linger as an unclaimed body for a bit and then go the cremation route.
 
2013-05-14 10:09:34 AM  
Where are you going to send your death threats now, biatches. To the cemetery?
 
2013-05-14 10:11:19 AM  
It amazes me that people don't realize the burial is for the family, not the deceased.
 
2013-05-14 10:11:38 AM  

Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?



Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.
 
2013-05-14 10:11:57 AM  
Are these the same guys who were terrified over the muslim foot bath in the courthouse?
http://americablog.com/2013/03/muslim-foot-baths-tennessee-islam.htm l
Oh wait, no, that was Tennessee.
 
2013-05-14 10:13:10 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: As far as Tamerlan, probably the best thing to do would have been to send his body back to his home country.


He was a U.S. citizen.
 
2013-05-14 10:13:50 AM  
This actually thwarted the secret plans of the invisible Caliphate... If they had cremated Tsarnaev, the Sharia-progammed nanobots in his bloodstream would have escaped into the atmosphere, contaminating most of the eastern seaboard with nanoscopic prayers to Allah.
 
2013-05-14 10:14:25 AM  
I can appreciate the concerns over desecration and whatnot, but, really, Bodygate has been a pretty retarded spectacle and just goes to show that if there's one thing Americans can really unite on in the face of a tragedy it's derp to the Nth degree.
 
2013-05-14 10:14:33 AM  

James!: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.



And islam is not, LOL!!!!!
 
2013-05-14 10:15:00 AM  

mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?


No, no, no. Cremate him and add his ashes to a road project.

//The Tamerlan Tsarnaev Memorial Speedbump.
 
2013-05-14 10:16:05 AM  

Joe Blowme: And islam is not, LOL!!!!!


2/10

You're more likely to get people riled up over the giant 12-year old girl slang at the end than the actual troll.
 
2013-05-14 10:17:26 AM  

palelizard: We need to pork the site from orbit.


Smithfield has already done that.
 
2013-05-14 10:18:57 AM  

exit_wound: vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.

You seem to forget that it was a person from Virginia and a cemetery in Virginia that made it happen, when for more than a week there were many other states that refused to allow the burial. I am sure that there are groups of persons living in other states that would be complaining as well had he been buried there.



Yup. And also that this "Anti-Sharia Task Force" is a guy who was able to create a blogspot page. That's pretty much it.

Somehow, strangely, I doubt he's opposed to the christian version of sharia law being imposed on Virginia's citizens, like Cuchinelli wants.
 
2013-05-14 10:20:14 AM  

Gonz: mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?

No, no, no. Cremate him and add his ashes to a road project.

//The Tamerlan Tsarnaev Memorial Speedbump.


How fitting.
Speedbump in life, speedbump in death.
 
2013-05-14 10:20:38 AM  

Joe Blowme: James!: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.


And islam is not, LOL!!!!!


And Christian is not, LOL!!!!
 
2013-05-14 10:21:31 AM  

Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Stupid question. Nazis can say whatever they like in this country, that's why we have a First Amendment. The difference would be if they chose to use violence instead.  The same goes for Islam, Christians, Westboro Baptist Church, and everyone else.
 
2013-05-14 10:21:45 AM  

mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?


The proscription against defiling the dead goes back to the earliest days of civilization itself. It predates Judaism by (probably) 5000 years, and Christianity by a cool 10k. The Greeks wrote whole epics and plays about how terrible a thing dishonoring the dead is. Achilles, the hero of the Illiad, dies(to the most pathetic person in that story, Paris, no less) as an inevitable retribution to the dishonor he gave Hector's corpse. The Antigone is a story and later play about how shaming the dead is the biggest blasphemy humans can commit -worse than incest considering that the protagonist is a woman born of it- and how those who do such things not only anger the gods but pollute themselves with an amorality so great that no good deed can wipe it clean.

If you want to defile and shame the dead that's fine, but remember wanting to do so makes you the moral inferior of pretty much every human being who ever lived.
 
2013-05-14 10:21:49 AM  
1. Charge $5 a hear to piss or $10 to take a dump on the grave
2. go to 3.
3. PROFIT!!
 
2013-05-14 10:24:39 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-14 10:25:58 AM  

vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.


West Virginia left them. West Virginny said "too rednecky." Think about that.
 
2013-05-14 10:27:50 AM  

Graffito: Pumpernickel bread: As far as Tamerlan, probably the best thing to do would have been to send his body back to his home country.

He was a U.S. citizen.


No, he was not. The younger borther is. This person was only a perm resident. big difference
 
2013-05-14 10:29:12 AM  

Ed Grubermann: James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

They worship one that came back to life after three days. People who beleive in magic are scared of a lot of stupid shiat.


Ha!
 
2013-05-14 10:30:35 AM  

Joe Blowme: James!: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.


And islam is not, LOL!!!!!


No, it isn't really. Per capita, Muslims are actually less violent than Christians, and for every Tsarnaev in the US, there's probably 15-20 angry white christian dudes with firearms and higher body counts. You want to see anti-Christian task-forces too?
 
2013-05-14 10:32:30 AM  
If there's shi@t and it stinks, it's in northern Virginia.
 
2013-05-14 10:34:50 AM  

skozlaw: I can appreciate the concerns over desecration and whatnot, but, really, Bodygate has been a pretty retarded spectacle and just goes to show that if there's one thing Americans can really unite on in the face of a tragedy it's derp to the Nth degree.


Derp and being ethicless, pants-shiatting cowards. America: Land of the Hoveround, Home of the Chickenhawk.
 
2013-05-14 10:35:02 AM  

Combustion: vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.

West Virginia left them. West Virginny said "too rednecky." Think about that.


West Virginia, in a stunning display of progressivism, split from big brother because slavery is wrong.

// historians believe this was the last time West Virginia was ahead of Virginia
 
2013-05-14 10:36:05 AM  
Keep the body there, post signs stating "here lies the dipshiat who decided to become a terrorist, all those who follow a similar path shall be six deeped"

/should have done the same for bin laden
 
2013-05-14 10:37:54 AM  

Joe Blowme: James!: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?

Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.

And islam is not, LOL!!!!!


The terrorists have won in your case Joe Blowme.
 
2013-05-14 10:38:47 AM  

Heron: mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?

The proscription against defiling the dead goes back to the earliest days of civilization itself. It predates Judaism by (probably) 5000 years, and Christianity by a cool 10k. The Greeks wrote whole epics and plays about how terrible a thing dishonoring the dead is. Achilles, the hero of the Illiad, dies(to the most pathetic person in that story, Paris, no less) as an inevitable retribution to the dishonor he gave Hector's corpse. The Antigone is a story and later play about how shaming the dead is the biggest blasphemy humans can commit -worse than incest considering that the protagonist is a woman born of it- and how those who do such things not only anger the gods but pollute themselves with an amorality so great that no good deed can wipe it clean.

If you want to defile and shame the dead that's fine, but remember wanting to do so makes you the moral inferior of pretty much every human being who ever lived.


Agreed. The biggest problem is too many hateful nut jobs are being given media attention that those noisy a$$hats are doing anything and everything to get attention including stooping and catering to the lowest common denominators and basest and worst instincts in people.

Westboro Baptist Church should have been ignored years ago, their press releases put in the circular file, Pam Geller stashed into the nuthouse where she desperately belongs and Lafferty, well, just laughed at and backs turned on.

They are all public trolls who need to be starved, not fed.
 
2013-05-14 10:39:42 AM  

Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Nah, the Tea Patriotics are mostly harmless, we don't need a task force for them.
 
2013-05-14 10:41:08 AM  

ReverendJasen: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?

Nah, the Tea Patriotics are mostly harmless, we don't need a task force for them.


I larfed quite vigorously.

\Thanks for that.....+1
 
2013-05-14 10:52:13 AM  

Latinwolf: Some real dumb ass officials in that area.


Nah, it's entirely possible they're doing it so they can more easily say. "NO, NOW STFU."
 
2013-05-14 10:57:01 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.

Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.


A second corpse has just hit the south plot.
 
2013-05-14 10:57:36 AM  
Oi. Just let things go. He's dead. He's not going to cause any more harm.
 
2013-05-14 10:58:35 AM  
Speaking of Virginia and Religion:

AMERICAN GODS SEGUE!

Has anyone figured out where Yggdrasil is 'supposed' to be? I'm really tempted to go looking sometime next fall/winter, given that I live in Blacksburg. But "30 Miles south of Blacksburg", and then saying in the foreward he may have falsified locations slightly... would make it tricksy.
 
2013-05-14 10:59:00 AM  

Joe Blowme: James!: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.


And islam is not, LOL!!!!!


You might want to pick a less obvious name for your troll account.
 
2013-05-14 10:59:05 AM  
Let's rip on Virginia meanwhile nothing is said about the 3 other states where cemeteries refused to bury him.
 
2013-05-14 11:05:27 AM  
A couple or so years back, I watched my idiot home town debate over digging up Muslim graves just because they become frightened that the "towel head" Sunis might rise from the grave and kill them in their sleep... or something. I never really understood what they thought was going to happen. That was for a peaceful community. Rednecks up in arms are frightening in their ignorance.
 
2013-05-14 11:13:22 AM  

Lt_Ryan: Let's rip on Virginia meanwhile nothing is said about the 3 other states where cemeteries refused to bury him.


We're not ripping on Virginia.

We're ripping on the candy asses who are f*cking terrified of a corpse because they believe it has magical powers.
 
2013-05-14 11:15:33 AM  

Felgraf: Has anyone figured out where Yggdrasil is 'supposed' to be?


Might want to ask the Navidsons.
 
2013-05-14 11:18:00 AM  

kronicfeld: Felgraf: Has anyone figured out where Yggdrasil is 'supposed' to be?

Might want to ask the Navidsons.


This is not for you.
 
2013-05-14 11:18:15 AM  

skozlaw: Joe Blowme: And islam is not, LOL!!!!!

2/10

You're more likely to get people riled up over the giant 12-year old girl slang at the end than the actual troll.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

I guess its more effective than just putting your head in sand. How many have been killed at the hands of neo nazis lately? Now islam?
 
2013-05-14 11:25:51 AM  

Felgraf: This is not for you.


Has anyone figured out what the actual f*ck that book is about yet? I've read it twice and I'm not sure if it's brilliant or a failed experiment.
 
2013-05-14 11:26:37 AM  

Arkanaut: They just won't stop beating that dead horse.


He was a centaur?!  That explains so much!

/Throuh the looking glass here people.
 
2013-05-14 11:40:49 AM  

Graffito: Pumpernickel bread: As far as Tamerlan, probably the best thing to do would have been to send his body back to his home country.

He was a U.S. citizen.


Bzzt.  The younger brother is a citizen, Tamerlan was not.
 
2013-05-14 11:44:46 AM  
What a bunch of pants-wetting ninnies.  It's a farking corpse.  Who gives a crap?
 
2013-05-14 11:45:09 AM  

Heron: Joe Blowme: James!: Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


Well, since neo-nazi's are actually a problem some places.


And islam is not, LOL!!!!!

No, it isn't really. Per capita, Muslims are actually less violent than Christians, and for every Tsarnaev in the US, there's probably 15-20 angry white christian dudes with firearms and higher body counts. You want to see anti-Christian task-forces too?


No. Incorrect. Both demographics in America, Muslim and "right-wing Christian" (as opposed to, you know, Christian), can be analyzed to determine their percentages of violence via terrorist acts. Right-wingers are somewhere in the .00000something range per capita, and Muslims are in the .0000something range per capita. Small enough in both groups that, well, all us sane folk can go enjoy life and produce valuable services and products, and play and sh*t...yaknow?  Muslims more violent by a factor of ten, but at levels that are almost statistically insignificant.  With 7 billion people on the planet, gonna have some major malfunctions here and there.
 
2013-05-14 11:48:57 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: limeyfellow: James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

They must shiat their pants every time they hear Thriller on the radio.

It's close to midnight,
Something Muslim's lurkin' in the dark,
Under the moonlight,
You see a sight that almost stops your heart,

You try to pray,
Sharia takes the sound before you make it,
You start to freeze,
Muhammad looks you right between the eyes,
You're proselytized!

'Cause it's sharia,
Sharia law!


cache0.bigcartel.com
 
2013-05-14 11:56:09 AM  
I wonder how many of the people calling for Tsarnev's corpse to be wrapped in bacon or similar were also outraged over desecration of American soldiers' corpses by Iraqi insurgents.
 
2013-05-14 11:56:20 AM  

James!: Next up, Terror articles of clothing!

"Bah gawd, rufus they's put a hijab in the coat check along with our jackets! Pardon me while I shiat myself with rage."


media.hollyscoop.com

In 2008, there was a protest against Rachel Ray wearing an Arabic scarf in a coffee commercial.

That actually happened.
 
2013-05-14 12:02:45 PM  

Hickory-smoked: James!: Next up, Terror articles of clothing!

"Bah gawd, rufus they's put a hijab in the coat check along with our jackets! Pardon me while I shiat myself with rage."

[media.hollyscoop.com image 400x260]

In 2008, there was a protest against Rachel Ray wearing an Arabic scarf in a coffee commercial.

That actually happened.


I forgot about that.  Jesus, these farking people.
 
2013-05-14 12:03:53 PM  

Joe Blowme: skozlaw: Joe Blowme: And islam is not, LOL!!!!!

2/10

You're more likely to get people riled up over the giant 12-year old girl slang at the end than the actual troll.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x394]

I guess its more effective than just putting your head in sand. How many have been killed at the hands of neo nazis lately? Now islam?


Hey, Joe... I think last time you were in one of these threads you said that your fear of Muslims came from living in a predominantly Islamic country for some period. I asked you for a little more information, but we never heard back.

Do you think you could explain the context of your experience in more detail?
 
2013-05-14 12:06:46 PM  

Albert911emt: I'm embarrassed to be living in the same state as these idiots.  Freedumb of religion for our everyone, except people we don't like!!!
Christians only
My specific brand of Christianity
Actually, just my Church
Direct blood relatives who go to the same church as me and sit in the same row

Just me


*Whew* FTFY, finally
 
2013-05-14 12:18:49 PM  

grokca: Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!


Ummmm.... you don't have to be Christian to be anti-Sharia. Take, for example, the distinguished, erudite and extremely rational Atheist Pat Condell. Check out some of his videos on You Tube.
 
2013-05-14 12:42:14 PM  
I am sure there are far worse criminals buried in Christian cemetaries. Furthermore, if he repented in time, he is already in heaven.
 
2013-05-14 12:46:50 PM  

Aarontology: Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.

Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.


I'd go with Michie Tavern right down the road. Same old timey historicalness, but they serve a pretty good fried chicken buffet.
 
2013-05-14 12:53:34 PM  

Joe Blowme: I guess its more effective than just putting your head in sand. How many have been killed at the hands of neo nazis lately? Now islam?


1/10

Your refusal to capitalize proper nouns is the only thing that gets you > 0.

/ also, I'm not sure what the deal is with your ass, but mine isn't particularly gritty
// perhaps you should shower more often?
 
2013-05-14 01:06:00 PM  

give me doughnuts: Robert E. Lee gets to be buried there because it was his frickin' house.


Actually, he's not buried at Arlington. Instead, he's buried at Washington and Lee University in Lexington, VA

www.mikelynaugh.com
 
2013-05-14 01:21:10 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
Nice to know where I can empty my truck.
 
2013-05-14 01:24:03 PM  
While we're at it, I live on a side street off Jefferson Davis Highway. Article 3, section 3, of the US Constitution pretty much defines ol' Jeff as a traitor. So why exactly do I have to drive down a road named for a traitor to my country, and for that matter, go past a little shrine decorated with the flags of the traitors (pointedly excluding the flag of the US)?
 
2013-05-14 01:25:49 PM  

stuffy: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 303x188]
Nice to know where I can empty my truck.


Nice job...you smell bad
 
2013-05-14 01:29:13 PM  
Why does this ass get a burial while the homeless end up as plastic bags full of ashes?
 
2013-05-14 02:03:44 PM  

Arthen: Why does this ass get a burial while the homeless end up as plastic bags full of ashes?


Why does it bother you so much?
 
2013-05-14 02:26:43 PM  

maddogdelta: give me doughnuts: Robert E. Lee gets to be buried there because it was his frickin' house.

Actually, he's not buried at Arlington. Instead, he's buried at Washington and Lee University in Lexington, VA

[www.mikelynaugh.com image 421x360]


Correct. We only bury soldiers with an honorable military record at Arlington, which was seized from a traitor during the Civil War and turned into a cemetery for the Americans he killed.
 
2013-05-14 02:47:06 PM  

Heron: mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?

The proscription against defiling the dead goes back to the earliest days of civilization itself. It predates Judaism by (probably) 5000 years, and Christianity by a cool 10k. The Greeks wrote whole epics and plays about how terrible a thing dishonoring the dead is. Achilles, the hero of the Illiad, dies(to the most pathetic person in that story, Paris, no less) as an inevitable retribution to the dishonor he gave Hector's corpse. The Antigone is a story and later play about how shaming the dead is the biggest blasphemy humans can commit -worse than incest considering that the protagonist is a woman born of it- and how those who do such things not only anger the gods but pollute themselves with an amorality so great that no good deed can wipe it clean.

If you want to defile and shame the dead that's fine, but remember wanting to do so makes you the moral inferior of pretty much every human being who ever lived.


When I die you can defile my body any way you want - fark me in the ass with a broomstick, piss on my face, chop me into little bits and put me on the compost heap. I don't and won't give a shiat. This whole veneration of the dead body thing, viewings, elaborate funerals is just a load of bollocks.
 
2013-05-14 03:06:43 PM  
Lafferty predicted the site will become a shrine for Islamic jihadists.

The branch of Islam that jihadis tend to follow is one that  destroys shrines. That's one reason why there was consternation about turning Bin Laden into fish food: his grave wouldn't become a shrine for followers because they don't believe in shrines.

Gotta love the t-shirt in the article too: applies to Christian law as well as Sharia, miss...
 
2013-05-14 03:10:22 PM  

ukexpat: When I die you can defile my body any way you want - fark me in the ass with a broomstick, piss on my face, chop me into little bits and put me on the compost heap. I don't and won't give a shiat. This whole veneration of the dead body thing, viewings, elaborate funerals is just a load of bollocks.


Same here.
And I won't even be judgmental about it and call you morally inferior for doing it.  I'll be dead.
 
2013-05-14 03:10:42 PM  

James!: Next up, Terror articles of clothing!

"Bah gawd, rufus they's put a hijab in the coat check along with our jackets! Pardon me while I shiat myself with rage."


www.blogcdn.com

Michelle Malkin is way ahead of you.
 
2013-05-14 03:23:13 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-14 03:26:28 PM  

ReverendJasen: ukexpat: When I die you can defile my body any way you want - fark me in the ass with a broomstick, piss on my face, chop me into little bits and put me on the compost heap. I don't and won't give a shiat. This whole veneration of the dead body thing, viewings, elaborate funerals is just a load of bollocks.

Same here.
And I won't even be judgmental about it and call you morally inferior for doing it.  I'll be dead.


Newsflash: funerals are usually done for the living, not for the dead. They're dead - they largely just lay there unmoved.

Some people are weird - they want "closure" for emotional traumas, even if that means speaking to a dead body in a box. Some others want to escort their friend/family to their final resting place as a symbol for the way that friend/family member supported them throughout their lives. Some others find it to be a good time to recount the life of the deceased (which is how I learned that a cousin of mine escaped Nazi Germany and had family in one of the Resistance movements) - either the interesting-but-barely-known or the humorous. Some people want to honor their beloved's religious wishes (HAHAHAHAHA stupid superstitious fools and their skycake lolz), even if they don't share them.

And some others are sticklers for tradition.

// me, I want the crowd to roast me - not in the Monty Python way, in the Friar's Club way
 
2013-05-14 04:21:06 PM  
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
Everything.   The Simpsons has an answer to it. Even something as stupid and pointless as a Virginia Anti-Sharia Thingie.
 
2013-05-14 04:30:12 PM  

Joe Blowme: Any problem with anti Neo Nazi task force?


There will be a $5 surcharge on your tax bill for the Anti-Unicorn Task Force.

Brought to you by people not clear on the concept of the difference between the Real World and the bunnies that dance in their heads.
 
2013-05-14 04:44:21 PM  
From the Wikipedia article on Sharia Law:


According to Jan Michiel Otto, Professor of Law and Governance in Developing Countries at Leiden University: "Anthropological research shows that people in local communities often do not distinguish clearly whether and to what extent their norms and practices are based on local tradition, tribal custom, or religion. Those who adhere to a confrontational view of sharia tend to ascribe many undesirable practices to sharia and religion overlooking custom and culture, even if high-ranking religious authorities have stated the opposite." Otto's analysis appears in a paper commissioned by the Netherland Ministry of Foreign Affairs.


In other words, Sharia Law is generally an unfortunate confusion between God's Law and the customary practices and beliefs of ignorant or wilful people in a Muslim society. You know, like putting the Ten Commandments carved in stone on the Court House lawn, or insisting that God hates figs, because you do, and interpreting Scriptures to reflect this view, even in passages which have little or nothing to do with figs.


If Sharia Law came to the USA it would be under either of following conditions: 1) Christian Sharia Law is imposed on the secular Constitution and customs of the United States by religious busy-bodies and fanatics of a Dominionist stamp; or 2) Islam becomes the dominent or near-dominent religion of the United States some how and the Faithful impose Sharia Law from within.


The former happens in Margaret Atwood's dystopian SF novel, The Handmaid's Tale. The latter is unlikely to happen in a month of Blue Moons all occurring on a Sunday.


I worry about the first contingency as I worry about Sinclair Lewis's It Can't Happen Here happening here. It is a remote possibility unless we are all vigilant on the long time scale. But the second threat is so remote that you might as well worry about aliens taking over or a phase shift in the "real" vacuum bringing the Universe to an end.


Fascism is, as Lewis put it, more likely to come wrapped and a flag and carrying a cross than it is in a Burqah, carrying a little green book.
 
2013-05-14 05:12:39 PM  
So it's come to this: I now have to feel sympathy for murdering terrorists because people in my country are so F*CKING STUPID they can't even bury a body without turning it into a media circus.
 
2013-05-14 06:24:42 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Likely the same kind of people that have prepaid plots in racially segregated cemeteries.


With the "colored" graves on the west end so that when Jesus returns and the dead rise to greet him, they'll be standing in the back.
 
2013-05-14 06:39:06 PM  

maddogdelta: give me doughnuts: Robert E. Lee gets to be buried there because it was his frickin' house.

Actually, he's not buried at Arlington. Instead, he's buried at Washington and Lee University in Lexington, VA

[www.mikelynaugh.com image 421x360]


Weren't much on that "law of the land " stuff when they were trying to overthrow their own country now were they. Or today ignoring parts of the Constitution as they please.
 
2013-05-14 07:45:08 PM  

Dr Dreidel: ReverendJasen: ukexpat: When I die you can defile my body any way you want - fark me in the ass with a broomstick, piss on my face, chop me into little bits and put me on the compost heap. I don't and won't give a shiat. This whole veneration of the dead body thing, viewings, elaborate funerals is just a load of bollocks.

Same here.
And I won't even be judgmental about it and call you morally inferior for doing it.  I'll be dead.

Newsflash: funerals are usually done for the living, not for the dead.


I wasn't paying that much attention, but wasn't there even some issue that even Tamerlan's relatives didn't want to claim the body? In which case, if it is good enough for other deceased people to be cremated and have their ashes scattered, it should be good enough for him. I'm told that it's against his religion, but if he really wanted his religious beliefs respected he should have put a little more effort into earning some respect when he was alive. As it is, he is dead, he wont know. I'm pretty sure he isn't getting 72 virgins, or 72 grapes or whatever it was anyway.

The 'it's a dead body, get over it' applies as much to making a big deal about giving him a religiously appropriate burial. If you cremate him and scatter the ashes it truly will be over, and the bleating would cease.
 
2013-05-14 07:50:30 PM  
Why not donate him to science?
 
2013-05-14 07:55:59 PM  

octopied: Why not donate him to science?


Best idea yet. Might be a bit late now, but it would have made him useful for once, if not in his life.
 
2013-05-14 08:35:24 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: grokca: Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!

Ummmm.... you don't have to be Christian to be anti-Sharia. Take, for example, the distinguished, erudite and extremely rational Atheist Pat Condell. Check out some of his videos on You Tube.


Let me know when he starts a task force.
 
2013-05-14 09:31:00 PM  
Since they buried this guy four miles from my house, I drove by there on the way home from work tonight.  This is all much ado about nothing.  There wasn't even a deputy left there tonight.

Unless you happen to live right in this county near the very spot of the cemetery, you're probably looking at either a 2 hour drive or a 45 minute drive to get there depending on whether or not you come from DC or Richmond.  There aren't a whole lot of people near here.  It's probably as close to burying him at the bottom of the ocean as you can get.

And as was mentioned upthread - cemeteries are for the living, not the dead.  His family (well, maybe everyone except his mother) don't deserve the completely gratuitous grief of having to play hot potato with his corpse.  It's just plain spite, pure and simple.

Also, this group is based out of Alexandria, VA, which is one of the richest suburbs in the country.  I have no idea why they bothered coming all the way down here to biatch.  Most people around here don't care if he's buried here, they just don't like the publicity.
 
2013-05-14 10:00:10 PM  
So a bunch of Virginian hicks want a corpse of a douchebag from the Caucasus to be removed and placed elsewhere... hmmm what is it I'm trying to say here....

GOT IT!!
cdn.thewellversed.com
 
2013-05-14 10:56:22 PM  
www.federalobserver.com
 
2013-05-14 11:28:01 PM  
Meh. I do think he should have been buried in Russia, on account of the fact that his parents outright stated that they wanted to bury him there. Failing that, burying him in Cambridge would have a certain poetic ring: his remains could have spent eternity surrounded by the people he hated badly enough to bomb. But if that's not going to happen either, then one place is as good as another. It's not like he's in any position to care.

Part of me wonders if it might not be a bad idea to have some kind of "national potter's field" for those so infamous that no one else will take them. Give them a simple and dignified but brief ecological burial. Plant a tree from some species indigenous to the US in the remains to mark the spot, with a small stainless steel plaque to identify the deceased. Keep it under guard: visitors who can show legal kinship can visit the graves, and the occasional interested reporter, but nobody else, to keep it from becoming a pilgrimage site.

I see something for everyone in this plan. The dead of this place get to be buried in a dignified manner, yet their dishonor remains clear. The deceased's relatives can visit, but steps are taken to prevent pilgrimages. The American tree provides the dead with a beautiful monument, yet still does so in a way that some would view as a punishment. What's not to like?

/lives not too far from Doswell
//or from this self-styled "task force" :(
 
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