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(WTOP)   Concerned members of the Virginia Anti-Shariah Task Force are working to have Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body removed from the cemetery where he's buried. In other news, Virginia has an Anti-Shariah Task Force   (wtop.com) divider line 157
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2013-05-14 08:53:56 AM
Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!
 
2013-05-14 08:56:49 AM
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."

Oh man the f*ck up, you candy asses. If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.
 
2013-05-14 09:01:32 AM

Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.


Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.
 
2013-05-14 09:01:42 AM
James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."

All together now: point at James Lafferty and laugh.
 
2013-05-14 09:03:22 AM
A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.
 
2013-05-14 09:04:52 AM

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: If the media hadn't reported on the exact location, you all would have gone about your lives as if nothing had ever happened.

Well, for a while, they would have. But the moment those Muslims finish transporting the Masjid al-Haram from  Mecca to Doswell and declare Virginia the new Holy Land, things will likely get pretty crazy down there. They just have concerns. They're concerned.


Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.
 
2013-05-14 09:21:42 AM
Now they're afraid of corpses.
 
2013-05-14 09:22:12 AM

Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.


That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.
 
2013-05-14 09:27:46 AM

Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.


Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:22 AM
No one has mentioned the threat of zombies yet? I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:28 AM

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

 
2013-05-14 09:29:32 AM

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


well, they do belong to a massive iron-age zombie cult.
 
2013-05-14 09:29:59 AM
Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?
 
2013-05-14 09:31:40 AM
I remember when they were afraid of terror babies, now it's terror corpses.  Awesome band name though.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:04 AM

mike_the_engineer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a landfill or something?


Or bury him with assorted pork products, amirite?
 
2013-05-14 09:32:04 AM

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


This is real "Home of the brave" patriotism, eh?

I can't imagine the level of cowardice needed to take up space in an "anti-Sharia" task force.  You've really got to be terrified of just about everything.

And, when you're terrified of just about everything, the terrorists have clearly kicked your asses.

I hate to say it, but I'm going to join them in laughing at these retards.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:30 AM
Yeah, big talk coming from a state that has Robert E Lee buried there.

// yes, Lee was a soldier, but also a traitor
// and yet Virginians are PROUD to have him buried there
 
2013-05-14 09:32:57 AM
Next up, Terror articles of clothing!

"Bah gawd, rufus they's put a hijab in the coat check along with our jackets! Pardon me while I shiat myself with rage."
 
2013-05-14 09:33:24 AM
Caucasian in your Virginia.   I'm Laffertying my . . .
 
2013-05-14 09:33:24 AM
These people really need jobs or something. Anything better to do with their time.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:39 AM

vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.


You seem to forget that it was a person from Virginia and a cemetery in Virginia that made it happen, when for more than a week there were many other states that refused to allow the burial. I am sure that there are groups of persons living in other states that would be complaining as well had he been buried there.
 
2013-05-14 09:35:14 AM
I thought I once heard something about letting God sort them out.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:05 AM

grokca: Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!


yep, I love you now.

/nttawwt
 
2013-05-14 09:36:43 AM
Likely the same kind of people that have prepaid plots in racially segregated cemeteries.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:01 AM

Aarontology: Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.

Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.


We need to pork the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:31 AM
They should have planted him in Cambridge like Uncle Ruslan wanted.


Bite me, Cambridge.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:53 AM
I imagine an anti-sharia task force is a lot like a ghost hunter show on cable.

"Can you feel that? I'm sensing sharia law. Did you hear that? Ahhhhhhh! Run!"
 
2013-05-14 09:38:36 AM
The weekend before last I was at a family function and I overheard someone complaining about the local 'Moslim' Cemetary (it is spelled moslim on the iron gates don't ask me why).

Person#1: So do they just wrap them in a blanket to bury them?
Person#2: Well i guess if it's a traditional burial then yeah.
Person#1: Why doesn't anybody stop them?
Person#2: Well it would be against their religious freedom.
Person#1:  They come over here and just do whatever they want, pretty soon we'll be forced to wear towels on our heads!

Meanwhile I'm trying really hard not to chip in and alienate my in laws. Person#2 (my father in law) was frantically trying to extricate himself from this conversation at this point. The depressing part is that lost of people were agreeing with Person#1 and the cemetery has been there way longer than their family has lived in the area.
 
2013-05-14 09:38:47 AM

grokca: Quick to the Nascar!
Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! Nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna nuhna! CHRISTIAN!


www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com

Christian?
 
2013-05-14 09:39:06 AM
Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a pig farm or something?
 
2013-05-14 09:39:17 AM
A kinder, gentler KKK.
 
2013-05-14 09:39:17 AM
FTA:
Task force chairman James Lafferty said at a news conference Monday that last week's burial of Tamerlan Tsarnaev in a private Muslim cemetery in Caroline County was "an awful sneak attack on the people of Virginia."
Lafferty says federal officials should investigate whether any laws were broken. Local and state officials already are doing so.

Some real dumb ass officials in that area.
 
2013-05-14 09:39:32 AM
I'm embarrassed to be living in the same state as these idiots.  Freedumb of religion for everyone, except people we don't like!!!
 
2013-05-14 09:39:35 AM
So does this mean Westboro Babtist Church will show up to ....celebrate?
 
2013-05-14 09:40:44 AM

James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.


They must shiat their pants every time they hear Thriller on the radio.
 
2013-05-14 09:41:48 AM
Ooh! Da boogie man!
 
2013-05-14 09:42:10 AM

Egoy3k: The depressing part is that lost lots of people were agreeing with Person#1


/ftfm
 
2013-05-14 09:43:11 AM

neversummer: Can't we just cremate him and spread his ashes across a pig farm or something?


No.

The issue is dead, just like he is. Time for religious weirdos and the perpetually buttumbraged to get over it.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:27 AM

EngineerBob: So does this mean Westboro Babtist Church will show up to ....celebrate?


That is an interesting question.  What would their stance be?
 
2013-05-14 09:43:36 AM
Way to take the moral high-road Virginia.
 
2013-05-14 09:44:04 AM

exit_wound: vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.

You seem to forget that it was a person from Virginia and a cemetery in Virginia that made it happen, when for more than a week there were many other states that refused to allow the burial. I am sure that there are groups of persons living in other states that would be complaining as well had he been buried there.


Truth, good points.
 
2013-05-14 09:45:36 AM

vartian: A) Fark these idiots and B) This is one of many, many reasons why I left Virginia as fast as possible.


You know you can find a$$holes in every state of the union.

/liked be stationed there (once upon a time)
 
2013-05-14 09:46:02 AM
GET THE FARK OVER IT EVERYONE!!! The guy is dead, now he's buried. STFU and GBTW.

/that is, if you even work
 
2013-05-14 09:46:55 AM

Vodka Zombie: James!: Now they're afraid of corpses.

This is real "Home of the brave" patriotism, eh?

I can't imagine the level of cowardice needed to take up space in an "anti-Sharia" task force.  You've really got to be terrified of just about everything.

And, when you're terrified of just about everything, the terrorists have clearly kicked your asses.

I hate to say it, but I'm going to join them in laughing at these retards.


This won't stop them from calling liberals a bunch of cowards, though.
 
2013-05-14 09:47:38 AM
What happened to his burial site being in an *undisclosed* location?
 
2013-05-14 09:48:06 AM
Quote from James Lafferty from 2012 where he said he's proud of attacks on mosques in the South.

"Well with what the gentleman was saying about the Justice Department, I went to the briefing, the hate crimes summit, and I went there and it was all Muslim officials speaking and they had all these pictures of some mosque somewhere, and it was usually in the South I'm proud to say where a guy would drive a pickup truck right into the mosque. They had I bet 20-it looked like the same picture after a while because they just kept showing these same pictures, and each Muslim speaker got up, and remember this is a Justice Department meeting, and really ragged on two groups: the FBI and the NYPD. So whatever they're doing they're doing something good."

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cpac-anti-muslim-activist-jame s- lafferty-says-hes-proud-attacks-against-mosques
 
2013-05-14 09:48:34 AM
he was shot, blown up and run over by his brother. i'd say he got what was coming to him. now put him in the ground and STFU.
 
2013-05-14 09:48:52 AM

Fireproof: What happened to his burial site being in an *undisclosed* location?


The woman that arranged it wanted to get her name in the paper so she blabbed.
 
2013-05-14 09:49:23 AM
Yeah! Let's be as petty as the jihadis!
 
2013-05-14 09:49:54 AM

palelizard: Aarontology: Pocket Ninja: Aarontology: Yeah, but it'll be a while before that happens. The Muslim from Tsarnaev  hasn't seeped into the groundwater yet and they can't just transport the Masjid al-Haram onto non jihadi consecrated soil. That stuff takes years.

That's true, but I think you're forgetting the very likely possibility that they may start sending Martyr Brigades to Doswell. If enough Muslims blow themselves up within the cemetery and surrounding areas, it won't just be Tsarnaev's Muslim seeping into the groundwater, it'll be all of their Muslims. That would greatly speed up the process, like a sponge absorbing water from multiple sources. I agree with you that transporting the Masjid al-Haram is a monumental undertaking, but I think you're not fully anticipating how quickly they could jihadify the ground itself.

Ye gods, you're right.I forgot about the exponential nature of jihadi seepage. It'll be like attempting to achieve critical mass in nuclear experiment one bit of plutonium at a time, but instead of one massive kaboom it'll be a series of smaller, cafe and possibly where your children are shattering kabooms. As they spread out, more and more of Old Dominion will fall under the New American Caliphate.

I'll bet they'll get to the point where they can claim Monticello as their new Capital.

We need to pork the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.


A nice BBQ joint up wind from the cemetery would be nice.
 
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