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(Daily Mail)   Today's successful Star Trek promotion brought to you by half-naked Zoe Saldana, "I might end up with a woman"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-05-14 09:11:11 AM
 
2013-05-14 09:49:42 AM
Boy she looks really really tired.  With all the dating crap she's had to put up with not to mention all the publicity for Star Wa...Trek, she looks exhausted.
 
2013-05-14 09:50:29 AM
Good looking gal.  Bad casting for Gamora.
 
2013-05-14 09:59:17 AM
From TFA's headline: ... as she bares all ...

[Picture of Ms. Saldana wearing jeans]

Dear Mr. Reporter, the commonly agreed upon definition of the word all is at odds with your interpretation.  Please consult a dictionary.  KTHXBYE.
 
2013-05-14 09:59:59 AM
Somehow I didn't figure out that "Half-naked" was NSFW.

/S'okay, nobody saw
 
2013-05-14 10:02:01 AM

Flab: From TFA's headline: ... as she bares all ...

[Picture of Ms. Saldana wearing jeans]

Dear Mr. Reporter, the commonly agreed upon definition of the word all is at odds with your interpretation.  Please consult a dictionary.  KTHXBYE.


She's naked, UNDER HER CLOTHES!
 
2013-05-14 10:05:58 AM

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.


What's that from? For research...by which I mean bunk time.
 
2013-05-14 10:22:27 AM
Naked?
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-05-14 10:24:24 AM

Flab: From TFA's headline: ... as she bares all ...

[Picture of Ms. Saldana wearing jeans]

Dear Mr. Reporter, the commonly agreed upon definition of the word all is at odds with your interpretation.  Please consult a dictionary.  KTHXBYE.


While its not in the article, the reporter is close. She is completely naked in the shoot with clever positioning of her legs and hands
 
2013-05-14 10:33:49 AM
Ahh.
The Star Trek marketing machine has trotted out the old "I may be a lesbian" line.

How unpredictable... I guess the wardrobe malfunction will be later this week. Then maybe a public break-up between one of the male leads and their SO.
Then the public feud between Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.
 
2013-05-14 10:37:12 AM
Would love to read what's tatted on her back... while doing her doggy style.
 
2013-05-14 10:47:35 AM

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Lets get this started right.


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2013-05-14 10:48:46 AM

You Are All Sheep: Boy she looks really really tired.  With all the dating crap she's had to put up with not to mention all the publicity for Star Wa...Trek, she looks exhausted.


That was my takeaway. Something about her face always just looks kind of drawn and tired... I recommend a sammich.
 
2013-05-14 10:58:47 AM
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2013-05-14 11:01:52 AM
Meh.

Lemme know when we get to see her in this outfit.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-14 11:03:34 AM
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2013-05-14 11:08:22 AM

Cyno01: Meh.

Lemme know when we get to see her in this outfit.

[i.imgur.com image 648x600]


Doubt the costume will be that skimpy.
 
2013-05-14 11:22:03 AM
why is half naked always the wrong half?
 
2013-05-14 11:29:31 AM
She's a looker, i'm for it. Whatever it may be.
 
2013-05-14 11:51:55 AM

PizzaJedi81: Revek: [media.jinni.com image 300x222]   [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.

What's that from? For research...by which I mean bunk time.


You are welcome.
 
2013-05-14 01:09:21 PM

Cyno01: Meh.

Lemme know when we get to see her in this outfit.

[i.imgur.com image 648x600]


Let me know when she puts on 25 pounds of muscle to make that outfit look right on her.
 
2013-05-14 01:19:44 PM

PreMortem: PizzaJedi81: Revek: [media.jinni.com image 300x222]   [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.

What's that from? For research...by which I mean bunk time.

You are welcome.


Geezus
My day is ruined now.
 
2013-05-14 01:24:04 PM

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I'm hoping for Alice Eve.
 
2013-05-14 01:37:56 PM
I want to wear that woman like a feedbag.
 
2013-05-14 01:41:11 PM

PreMortem: PizzaJedi81: Revek: [media.jinni.com image 300x222]   [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.

What's that from? For research...by which I mean bunk time.

You are welcome.


I think I might have to watch this movie.

Alone
 
2013-05-14 01:49:00 PM

PreMortem: PizzaJedi81: Revek: [media.jinni.com image 300x222]   [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.

What's that from? For research...by which I mean bunk time.

You are welcome.


That has to be one of the hottest scenes ever made.
 
2013-05-14 03:39:35 PM
She could quite possibly be the best looking woman on the planet if she would eat a sandwich or two.
 
2013-05-14 04:06:59 PM
Five Dollar Foot Longs.... needs about $200 worth.
 
2013-05-14 04:27:52 PM
kinda sinewy. Looks tough. not good eatin'
 
2013-05-14 04:46:41 PM

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.


Mila Kunis also did a sex scene with Natalie Portman, and we all know Natalie Portman's a lesbian.

Sorry, lesion. We all know Natalie Portman's an irritating rectal lesion.

Yay Mila Kunis though.
 
2013-05-14 04:54:06 PM
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2013-05-14 05:25:01 PM

phed: She could quite possibly be the best looking woman on the planet if she would eat a sandwich or two.


An armory truck of them, to be precise-but I heartily agree.
 
2013-05-14 06:01:51 PM

Madbassist1: kinda sinewy. Looks tough. not good eatin'


and

Apos: phed: She could quite possibly be the best looking woman on the planet if she would eat a sandwich or two.

An armory truck of them, to be precise-but I heartily agree.


Pretty girl, but she needs at least a little meat on her bones. I'm not talking Christina Hendricks levels of meat, but she could certainly stand to put on a good 20ish lbs or so.

/totally wrong casting choice for Uhura.
 
2013-05-14 06:06:38 PM
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//So close
 
2013-05-14 06:19:04 PM
I'm not normally 'that guy' - but that is one ugly chick. She needs to eat a sandwich. . . or twelve.

Yuck.
 
2013-05-14 08:07:04 PM
Meh. Looks high maintenance and low yield.
 
2013-05-14 08:27:25 PM

gonzoduke: PreMortem: PizzaJedi81: Revek: [media.jinni.com image 300x222]   [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c9oyttso1rvm634o1_400.gif

Lets get this started right.

What's that from? For research...by which I mean bunk time.

You are welcome.

I think I might have to watch this movie.

Alone


And five minutes at a stretch.
 
2013-05-14 09:56:24 PM
Meh. Ugly rib cage tattoo is ugly.
 
2013-05-14 09:58:30 PM

Zombie DJ: Meh. Ugly rib cage tattoo is ugly.


and don't forget the sharp knees.
 
2013-05-14 10:55:48 PM

phed: She could quite possibly be the best looking woman on the planet if she would eat a sandwich or two.


And learn to stand more elegantly. Pigeon toed and hunched over is not an attractive look.
 
2013-05-14 11:27:40 PM

Zombie DJ: Meh. Ugly rib cage tattoo is ugly.


I heard they're goddamned painful.

ukexpat: phed: She could quite possibly be the best looking woman on the planet if she would eat a sandwich or two.

And learn to stand more elegantly. Pigeon toed and hunched over is not an attractive look.


Could have been from years of feeling like she was too tall. It doesn't help, it just emphasises how tall you are and then looks awkward.
 
2013-05-15 01:18:38 AM
Note to self to return to the link/thread after work, in the morning..
 
2013-05-15 12:33:49 PM
This thread is lousy with Studmen.

/thanks for the laughs, gentlemen
 
2013-05-15 04:27:38 PM
Go on ...
 
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