"Chocolate bullets? Tell me more."
dittybopper: Gonz: What about chocolate shotgun shells? Put a chunk of Hershey's in there, but expect it to act like bird shot. Maybe use peanut butter for the wadding.Fine.Now how you gonna get all that chocolate fouling out of the bore?
graeth: Good job wasting time on frivolous matter.
mudpants: Uncle Joe writes like a 7 year old.
ruta: I was wondering about the CSI episode with the meat bullet, but Mythbusters have got it covered:http://mythbustersresults.com/episode1I'm going to guess that if frozen hamburger can't hold it together long enough to cause injury, then chocolate wouldn't either.
dittybopper: My post in the redlit thread on this:The problem with chocolate bullets are as follows:1. They aren't dense enough. That translates into higher muzzle velocities but because of the poor sectional density they would lose velocity very quickly.2. Lack of material cohesion compared to normal bullet materials: a. A bullet has to stay together to be effective against all but the smallest, lightest targets. b. A bullet without the necessary integrity will 'trip' over any rifling, making it wildly inaccurate c. The explosive force necessary to propel a bullet is likely to completely destroy a chocolate bullet. d. If the shock didn't do it, the temperature would melt the chocolate bullet.Having said that, a chocolate bullet would make the "catching a bullet in the mouth" trick a whole lot tastier.
jafiwam: Nice to know the schools are spending time indoctrinating children to fuss about guns when they should be learning academics.But, if you are breeding a generation of welfare check taking voting livestock I suppose it's OK.
Albert911emt: Waiting for the tea party derp machine to tell us this is wargarble....
Glenford: Almost as good as this:[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]
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