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(New York Daily News)   Star Trek XII - Set phasers to beaming and embrace the franchise's new prime directive: Make it smart, keep it moving and don't sweat the past   (nydailynews.com) divider line 146
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2013-05-14 09:02:17 AM  
Subby must have a different definition of "smart" than I do.
 
2013-05-14 09:04:38 AM  
And lens flare... lots and lots of lens flare...
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2013-05-14 09:05:27 AM  
This ain't your father's Star Trek.

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2013-05-14 09:06:08 AM  
The reboot Star Trek are big, dumb movies. But they're entertaining for what they are and I'll keep watching it.
 
2013-05-14 09:07:03 AM  

LonMead: And lens flare... lots and lots of lens flare...
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Needs more flare
 
2013-05-14 09:07:27 AM  
 
2013-05-14 09:08:04 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: LonMead: And lens flare... lots and lots of lens flare...
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Needs more flare


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2013-05-14 09:10:46 AM  
Something something Lens Flare.

Maybe I'm just getting old and crusty, but nerds are really starting to annoy me. They'll worship at alters of their own making for classic books/movies/TV shows, whine and moan about how Something should be filmed like so or Another should be done like this,  lament how BSD sci-fi is dying and Oh! won't someone come and give us a new, fresh and exciting take on Whatever...and the minute someone does they descend like a flock of vultures to tear it apart for not being exactly like the original.
 
2013-05-14 09:17:03 AM  

Wellon Dowd: This ain't your father's Star Trek.

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Yes it is.  Re-watch TOS on Netflix and count the babes.
 
2013-05-14 09:18:22 AM  

jayhawk88: Oh! won't someone come and give us a new, fresh and exciting take on Whatever...and the minute someone does they descend like a flock of vultures to tear it apart for not being exactly like the original.


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2013-05-14 09:21:53 AM  
There is no possible version of this film that will not produce nerd poutrage. I say this as a card-carrying (wrote DS9 fanfic, once spoke Klingon to Michael Dorn) supertrekkie: The 2009 film was great fun, and sensors detect massive amounts of awesomeness being emitted from Into Darkness. Haters can live long and prosper... far away from us.
 
2013-05-14 09:22:25 AM  
I don't mind them jettisoning decades of canon to do something else as the last films and TV shows were awful; I do mind a film that can't stick to its own logic and requires everyone to act like idiots and forget things that they've learned in order for the unlikely plot to careen to its conclusion.
 
2013-05-14 09:24:32 AM  

OnlyM3: Star Trek Into Darkness - JJ Abrams' Starfleet return will underwhelm even the most committed Trekkies   Set phasers to yawwn.


Yowtch, that review.  If you're the kind of person who likes to drop phrases like "crepuscular realm", you probably shouldn't be allowed to publish reviews of summer action movies.
 
2013-05-14 09:24:45 AM  

brandent: Wellon Dowd: This ain't your father's Star Trek.

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Yes it is.  Re-watch TOS on Netflix and count the babes.


Exactly. It's not as if the original series was full of prudery or that you never saw any cleavage.

 

RexTalionis: The reboot Star Trek are big, dumb movies. But they're entertaining for what they are and I'll keep watching it.


And this. Though I do wish they'd be better.
 
2013-05-14 09:26:28 AM  

brandent: Wellon Dowd: This ain't your father's Star Trek.

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Yes it is.  Re-watch TOS on Netflix and count the babes.


I've been watching Star Trek since before most Farkers were born. Many people here seem to be under the false impression that it is some sainted piece of Western literature. It is great fun and has lots of heart, but has enough cheese, plot holes, and scientific errors to sink a battleship. Everyone should stop acting like Abrams is George Lucas and Roddenberry was George Lucas.

As for the alien tail, sure it's always been there. It was just usually more covered between the neck and thighs.

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2013-05-14 09:29:30 AM  

swahnhennessy: RexTalionis: The reboot Star Trek are big, dumb movies. But they're entertaining for what they are and I'll keep watching it.

And this. Though I do wish they'd be better.


Of the 10 pre-Abrams movies, only 2 I would consider to be truly thoughtful standalone movies - Star Trek II and Star Trek VI. Maybe Star Trek I and IV if I was truly generous.

The other movies (Star Trek III, Star Trek V,  Star Treks VII-X - actually, especially VII-X) were all big dumb movies.

In this regard, the Abrams movies are not significantly worse than their predecessors are, generally.
 
2013-05-14 09:30:44 AM  

brandent: Wellon Dowd: This ain't your father's Star Trek.

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Yes it is.  Re-watch TOS on Netflix and count the babes.


Yup, they intentionally pushed costuming standards as far as they could on network TV at the time.  They had a costume designer (William Ware Theiss) who basically was in a constant fight with NBC about how much skin he could show and what parts of the female anatomy he could show on TV.

If network censors would have allowed a bra & panties shot like that in the late 60's on TV, they would have done it in a heartbeat.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:18 AM  

Silverstaff: If network censors would have allowed a bra & panties shot like that in the late 60's on TV, they would have done it in a heartbeat.


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2013-05-14 09:34:00 AM  

gaslight: I don't mind them jettisoning decades of canon to do something else as the last films and TV shows were awful; I do mind a film that can't stick to its own logic and requires everyone to act like idiots and forget things that they've learned in order for the unlikely plot to careen to its conclusion.


Pretty much this.  I get bored at any sci-fi move, heck ANY movie, where you can tell they just started making shiat up to just get the damn movie done oh and BOSS FIGHT!

The script even farking sucked in the last one.  I mean "Either they're going down, or we're going down!"   Kirk said cheesy things, not idiotic things.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:10 AM  

Silverstaff: Yup, they intentionally pushed costuming standards as far as they could on network TV at the time. They had a costume designer (William Ware Theiss) who basically was in a constant fight with NBC about how much skin he could show and what parts of the female anatomy he could show on TV.


Ha ha, I read in of the books (I think it was by Harv Bennet?) that William Ware Theiss essentially came up with the idea of the costume that emphasized underboob during his original run in TOS and he had so many fights with the network censors over it.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:47 AM  

jayhawk88: Something something Lens Flare.

Maybe I'm just getting old and crusty, but nerds are really starting to annoy me. They'll worship at alters of their own making for classic books/movies/TV shows, whine and moan about how Something should be filmed like so or Another should be done like this,  lament how BSD sci-fi is dying and Oh! won't someone come and give us a new, fresh and exciting take on Whatever...and the minute someone does they descend like a flock of vultures to tear it apart for not being exactly like the original.


I can't wait for Ben Cumberbatch to kick all kinds of ass in this one.

I grew up with TOS and TNG. I've loved Trek my whole life.

Seriously though, folks- TOS Scotty and Bones are dead and everyone else is 75- 80 years old. If you want any new material with these iconic characters that we all love, you just have to accept that some things are going to be different.

I enjoyed the 2009 reboot. I'm sure I'll enjoy the new one as well. I think the new guys all do a fine job, especially Quinto and Urban.
 
2013-05-14 09:38:08 AM  

Wellon Dowd:  Everyone should stop acting like Abrams is George Lucas and Roddenberry was George Lucas.



That's great right there.
 
2013-05-14 09:40:19 AM  
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Whatever, dude
 
2013-05-14 09:45:40 AM  

jayhawk88: Something something Lens Flare.

Maybe I'm just getting old and crusty, but nerds are really starting to annoy me. They'll worship at alters of their own making for classic books/movies/TV shows, whine and moan about how Something should be filmed like so or Another should be done like this,  lament how BSD sci-fi is dying and Oh! won't someone come and give us a new, fresh and exciting take on Whatever...and the minute someone does they descend like a flock of vultures to tear it apart for not being exactly like the original.


The problem with the reboots isn't that they're different.  The problem is that they are not anything like the originals, except for the names.  The 2009 Star Trek was, like another poster pointed out, Generic Space Adventure Movie with the Star Trek names pasted on to increase ticket sales.

Most of the TNG movies had the same problem -- see Plinkett's version of "TV Picard vs Movie Picard".

It would be the same thing if one were to remake ST:TMP with Star Wars characters -- The feel is wrong because the characters are not behaving in a way which is consistent with the universe in which they were created -- so their behavior makes no sense.  In 2009 Star Trek they try to make sure that a ton of character traits are given lip service (Kirk living in Iowa, McCoy's nickname of "bones", etc) but they're throwaway one-liners so the writers can say they're being true to the original characters.

Take TOS Kirk vs 2009 Kirk.  Sure, TOS Kirk likes the ladies, but he was more than that -- he had internal conflicts (ST:2's growing old, ST:6's racism, things like honor, duty, concern for his crew, etc) and he used McCoy and Spock as sounding boards to make the "right" decision.   He is a multidimensional character, even within the popular stereotype.

Now, the 2009 Kirk can be described in one word:  douchenozzle.   He's arrogant, irresponsible, self-centered and a snowflake's wet dream:  he gets promoted from recruit to captain in a period of 20 minutes.  Would this Kirk give a toss about a crewman that's turned into a dodecahedron and then crushed?  Nope, he'd have a cutesy one liner, and then there'd be an explosion.

A franchise universe is more than just the names and the technology.   The characters are what makes the universe interesting and they were totally chucked out with the reboot which is why people thinks it sucks.
 
2013-05-14 09:49:18 AM  

sprag: Take TOS Kirk vs 2009 Kirk.  Sure, TOS Kirk likes the ladies, but he was more than that -- he had internal conflicts (ST:2's growing old, ST:6's racism, things like honor, duty, concern for his crew, etc) and he used McCoy and Spock as sounding boards to make the "right" decision.   He is a multidimensional character, even within the popular stereotype.

Now, the 2009 Kirk can be described in one word:  douchenozzle.   He's arrogant, irresponsible, self-centered and a snowflake's wet dream:  he gets promoted from recruit to captain in a period ...


So you're expecting 24-year-old Kirk to be the same as 34 or 54-year-old Kirk?
 
2013-05-14 10:02:48 AM  

Wellon Dowd: So you're expecting 24-year-old Kirk to be the same as 34 or 54-year-old Kirk?


Nope, but a real person would be a vast improvement.   There were no qualities in the 24yo version of Kirk that would allow him to grow into the legend that he's surely to become.  Being an ass isn't a legendary quality.  He was a one dimensional character and the writers bent the universe around so he could become a captain and start down that road.

I'm pretty sure that pushing someone and catching them before they fell while saying "Saved your life" would get you promoted to admiral in that universe...
 
2013-05-14 10:06:58 AM  

Wellon Dowd: So you're expecting 24-year-old Kirk to be the same as 34 or 54-year-old Kirk?


They had to make him 24 because...??  Or, if for some reason they did, wouldn't it have been more satisfying to say, start with him as an Ensign who barely made it out of the academy and then have him do some amazing ship-saving thing by the end of the movie as helmsman and have someone say he's going to have his own ship some day?  No?

Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much?  There's suspending disbelief and then there's pulling down your pants and shiatting all over it.
 
2013-05-14 10:10:44 AM  
Han Solo went from smuggler to General pretty quick too.

=]
 
2013-05-14 10:11:02 AM  

sprag: Being an ass isn't a legendary quality.


LOL.  Your post said the same thing better and more succinctly than mine.

A good compare and contrast that comes to mind is Batman Begins.  The audience is allowed to see the character grow into being a badass vigilante instead of him suddenly just deciding to be one and being a complete douche about it at the same time.
 
2013-05-14 10:15:22 AM  

Bacontastesgood: Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much? There's suspending disbelief and then there's pulling down your pants and shiatting all over it.


THIS
 
2013-05-14 10:16:35 AM  

Soulcatcher: Han Solo went from smuggler to General pretty quick too.



Middle of the third movie, he started with his own ship in the first.  Not even close.  What we're talking about would be like a little kid taking out a bunch of trade federation ships.
 
2013-05-14 10:16:41 AM  

RexTalionis: The other movies (Star Trek III, Star Trek V,  Star Treks VII-X - actually, especially VII-X) were all big dumb movies.


I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.
 
2013-05-14 10:18:21 AM  

Mugato: RexTalionis: The other movies (Star Trek III, Star Trek V,  Star Treks VII-X - actually, especially VII-X) were all big dumb movies.

I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.


Christopher Lloyd's hamfest makes that movie worth watching...seriously.
 
2013-05-14 10:18:40 AM  

Bacontastesgood: Wellon Dowd: So you're expecting 24-year-old Kirk to be the same as 34 or 54-year-old Kirk?

They had to make him 24 because...??


They had to make him 24 because studio executives believe that nobody under 25 wants to see a movie with a lead over 25. At least they didn't make the Starfleet Academy movie that was talked about for years. We came awfully close to Star Trek Babies as it was with the 2009 film.

I agree that Kirk's rise bogus. But science fiction in general, and Star Trek in specific, has always made the mistake of having a promotion, rather than a medal, be the reward for heroism. And in the Prime Universe he was supposed to have been the youngest captain in Star Fleet, just not that young.
 
2013-05-14 10:20:05 AM  

Bacontastesgood: Wellon Dowd: So you're expecting 24-year-old Kirk to be the same as 34 or 54-year-old Kirk?

They had to make him 24 because...??  Or, if for some reason they did, wouldn't it have been more satisfying to say, start with him as an Ensign who barely made it out of the academy and then have him do some amazing ship-saving thing by the end of the movie as helmsman and have someone say he's going to have his own ship some day?  No?

Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much?  There's suspending disbelief and then there's pulling down your pants and shiatting all over it.


Uh..hello!?!?!  He TESTED well!  Remember?  Pike told him as much.  So you reward mensa talent like that into making him acting XO as soon as he breaks some fairly major regulations in stealing aboard the enterprise because you couldn't get on board for cheating at one of the largest tests they offer at the academy.

Perfect.  Sense.
 
2013-05-14 10:20:28 AM  

Mugato: RexTalionis: The other movies (Star Trek III, Star Trek V,  Star Treks VII-X - actually, especially VII-X) were all big dumb movies.

I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.


I don't hate it, but it's not really a particularly thoughtful movie. It's a big blockbuster type action movie. Nothing wrong with that, but I wouldn't put it in the same league as, say, Star Trek VI.
 
2013-05-14 10:23:21 AM  

Mugato: I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.


Yeah, for me it's 2nd place after Wrath of Khan.  They farking killed David, which was crucial to show how ruthless the klingons were.  Christopher Lloyd was awesome.  The bird of prey was awesome.  They blew up the old ship.  The script has killer lines like "you do what you always do, turn death into a fighting chance for life".  Spock might come back, but he won't be the same.
 
2013-05-14 10:31:49 AM  

Bacontastesgood: Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much?


Simpsons Did It.

www.fayerwayer.com
 
2013-05-14 10:34:21 AM  

Silverstaff: Simpsons Did It.


Touche' .  Totally forgot about that episode.   But Homer's like 40, and works a nuke console, so life experience....yeah....
 
2013-05-14 10:35:25 AM  

sprag: The problem with the reboots isn't that they're different.  The problem is that they are not anything like the originals, except for the names.  The 2009 Star Trek was, like another poster pointed out, Generic Space Adventure Movie with the Star Trek names pasted on to increase ticket sales.


I generally liked the last ST movie, but I agree here. I'm somewhat ambivalent about seeing the new movie because it just doesn't really seem like a Star Trek film at all. While I get that a reboot can allow for the idea of redefining the series, the trailers at least just look like it could be any random sci-Fi flick, but they chose to stick the Star Trek name over top for name recognition.


Madbassist1: Mugato: RexTalionis: The other movies (Star Trek III, Star Trek V,  Star Treks VII-X - actually, especially VII-X) were all big dumb movies.

I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.

Christopher Lloyd's hamfest makes that movie worth watching...seriously.


I've always thought the "Odd Numbered Trek = Suck" meme didn't make much sense as I thought the 3rd film was pretty good, even if wasn't as good as Wrath of Khan; not to mention that meme seems to imply that IV is a better flick than it really is.
 
2013-05-14 10:37:55 AM  

RexTalionis: Mugato: RexTalionis: The other movies (Star Trek III, Star Trek V,  Star Treks VII-X - actually, especially VII-X) were all big dumb movies.

I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.

I don't hate it, but it's not really a particularly thoughtful movie. It's a big blockbuster type action movie. Nothing wrong with that, but I wouldn't put it in the same league as, say, Star Trek VI.



I thought it was pretty thoughtful. The film was about friendship and the lengths you would go to save your friends. The things Kirk had to sacrifice  his son, his ship, his career. The implications of unethical science (although Carol Marcus kind of skipped town), the first appearance of the "modern Klingon" with their honor and ridges and shiat (yeah, the first 2 minutes of TMP, whatever) that would be used all the way through TNG, the first appearance of the Bird of Prey, which they would use ad nauseum all the way through TNG. That big breasted Klingon female.

Sure, bringing Spock back was some comic book shiat but that wasn't the movie's fault, they had to do it somehow.  The movie is a lot deeper than people give it credit for.

As for Trek v2, as long as JJ Abrams hires Robert Orci and the other guy, two hacks who somehow get all the cool jobs, the Trek films will never make sense and will be full of plot holes and inconsistencies. But they're pretty.
 
2013-05-14 10:41:42 AM  
WOK and IV are my favorites, too. I don't dislike III, I just don't enjoy it as much as the other two. I thought the first one was glacially paced and sterile and was really disappointed in it.

I enjoyed ST09 and I can't wait to see the new one. I wish they would cut back on the action about 15% though, and spend a little more time on character development. It would definitely pay off in the long run. Chris Pine let slip the other day that he is signed on for 4 films total, we'll have to wait and see how that news pans out.
 
2013-05-14 10:46:39 AM  

FeedTheCollapse: I've always thought the "Odd Numbered Trek = Suck" meme didn't make much sense as I thought the 3rd film was pretty good, even if wasn't as good as Wrath of Khan; not to mention that meme seems to imply that IV is a better flick than it really is.


Yeah, the even odd thing is bullshiat. The Motion Picture, while admittedly slow and ponderous, was beautiful visually and the soundtrack was the best in the series. And it felt the most like Star Trek. After the shoot em up fun of Star Wars, ST: TMP was more sci-fi than fantasy/adventure and stayed true to its roots. Trek 2 was of course awesome. Trek 3 as I posted above was pretty good. Trek 4 was fun but really slapsticky, with a fish out of water premise that was enjoyable comically but doesn't hold up too well. Trek 5 was a bit of a mess but if it had decent production values and a better third act it could have been good. 6 was pretty good. Nice end of the cold war allegory.

None of the TNG movies were very good. Yes, even the Borg one, although I guess it was the best of the bunch. Trek 10 was worse than 9. And people seem to like 11, so yeah, enough with the even/odd thing already.
 
2013-05-14 10:47:28 AM  

Bacontastesgood: Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much?


Just to point out an inaccuracy that keeps getting repeated.  At least three years passed from the time he enlisted to him getting the command.  Plus, they had the recommendation of the the alternate timeline spock who could vouch for his qualifications and what he would have achieved if not for alterations to the timeline. (It was printed onscreen 'three years later' or something like that.  Maybe 4 years?  I don't remember now because it's been a while since I saw it.)

That being said, I still think it's too fast of that kind of jump, but it's a movie and having him as a flunky just wouldn't work.

I have a bigger problem with people just abandoning their stations to run do whatever it is they think they can do better, like chekov abandoning his post to run work the transporter.
 
2013-05-14 10:52:03 AM  

sprag: The 2009 Star Trek was, like another poster pointed out, Generic Space Adventure Movie with the Star Trek names pasted on to increase ticket sales.


The Star Trek movies have always been less faithful to the spirit of Star Trek than the shows to justify their budgets.  None of them are particularly brainy.  But until they completely mailed it in after VI (that includes all the TNG movies), they at least visibly attempted to adapt Star Trek to Hollywood rather than blatantly attempt to shoehorn Hollywood into an existing franchise.

The weird thing is that they pasted on the Star Trek label to increase ticket sales (presumably, anyway).  If you're going to spend $150 million on a space adventure movie, why Star Trek?   Most mainstream people today knew little about it.  It's like making a AAA first-person shooter video game and calling it "Kasey Keller's Penalty Shoot-out".  Not only is it completely inaccurate, you're using a label that wouldn't mean anything to the market you're selling to.  It made its money back but more or less what I'd expect a serviceable action movie would get if it used an original title all along.
 
2013-05-14 10:55:04 AM  

Silverstaff: Bacontastesgood: Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much?

Simpsons Did It.

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That's just beautiful.
 
2013-05-14 10:57:19 AM  

labman: Just to point out an inaccuracy that keeps getting repeated.  At least three years passed from the time he enlisted to him getting the command.


Are you sure about that? From the web site,

James Tiberius Kirk was a 23rd century Human Federation Starfleet officer. As a Starfleet cadet, he was instrumental in the defeat and death of Nero, a Romulan bent on the obliteration of the United Federation of Planets. As a result, he was commissioned directly to the rank of captain and appointed as commanding officer of the service's flagship, the USS Enterprise.

I don't see any 3 years passing in that,

/not to mention he was also on academic probation for the Kobayashi Maru thing.
 
2013-05-14 10:59:01 AM  

labman: Bacontastesgood: Put it another way, how believable would it be for some felonious punk ass biatch with no compass to enlist in today's Navy and in a couple of weeks take over as captain of a submarine because everyone else sucks too much?

Just to point out an inaccuracy that keeps getting repeated.  At least three years passed from the time he enlisted to him getting the command.  Plus, they had the recommendation of the the alternate timeline spock who could vouch for his qualifications and what he would have achieved if not for alterations to the timeline. (It was printed onscreen 'three years later' or something like that.  Maybe 4 years?  I don't remember now because it's been a while since I saw it.)

That being said, I still think it's too fast of that kind of jump, but it's a movie and having him as a flunky just wouldn't work.

I have a bigger problem with people just abandoning their stations to run do whatever it is they think they can do better, like chekov abandoning his post to run work the transporter.


The TNG ones were just as good as the TOS movies in my eyes. I was born in the TNG series. But loved the TOS just as much. First Contact was the best in TNG era of movies. And one of the best Star Trek movies too due to it being more darker and creepier then the others. The issue I have with Nemesis is how it was cut. It had so many little TNG things in it that would of made it one of the best if it was allowed to stay. Wesley Crusher coming to the wedding, Picards and Dr. Crusher's relationship still being shown. All the original cast was supposed to have a kind of spotlight moment but that was all changed by the higher ups.
 
2013-05-14 11:04:35 AM  

Mugato: labman: Just to point out an inaccuracy that keeps getting repeated.  At least three years passed from the time he enlisted to him getting the command.

Are you sure about that? From the web site,

James Tiberius Kirk was a 23rd century Human Federation Starfleet officer. As a Starfleet cadet, he was instrumental in the defeat and death of Nero, a Romulan bent on the obliteration of the United Federation of Planets. As a result, he was commissioned directly to the rank of captain and appointed as commanding officer of the service's flagship, the USS Enterprise.

I don't see any 3 years passing in that,

/not to mention he was also on academic probation for the Kobayashi Maru thing.


Made mention in the movie itself. When talking to Captain Pike, who challenged him to have a command in 4 years, he said he would do it in three years. He spent three years in the academy and when Nero almost destroyed Earth and Kirk stopped him. He was rewarded with his own command. Showing Pike he can get his own command in 3 years. They do not directly tell the audience but there are nice little hints throughout the movie telling you the passage of time.

And Kirk always broke Starfleet rules, first known offense was the Kobayashi Maru (seen in Wrath of Kahn) which he was rewarded a medal for Original Thinking. He also broke it when stealing the Enterprise in Search for Spock.
 
2013-05-14 11:06:47 AM  

dragonchild: The weird thing is that they pasted on the Star Trek label to increase ticket sales (presumably, anyway). If you're going to spend $150 million on a space adventure movie, why Star Trek? Most mainstream people today knew little about it. It's like making a AAA first-person shooter video game and calling it "Kasey Keller's Penalty Shoot-out". Not only is it completely inaccurate, you're using a label that wouldn't mean anything to the market you're selling to. It made its money back but more or less what I'd expect a serviceable action movie would get if it used an original title all along.


Young people were going to buy tickets to any action/adventure movie.  Making it a Star Trek film ensured that they could pull in the senior crowds (like my parents) into a summer blockbuster.
 
2013-05-14 11:10:08 AM  

yves0010: The TNG ones were just as good as the TOS movies in my eyes


Oh come on. I grew up with TNG too but what TOS movie had more ridiculous plotholes than Generations? Picard's in the Nexus, can go anywhere at any time and instead of going back to when he first met the bad guy and sending him away he goes to 5 minutes before the sun destroying rocket launches and brings an octogenarian with him. And Nemesis, gleefully telling the Prime Directive to eat a dick as they're shooting at some primitive race from a  dune buggy. The asshole race in Insurrection who wouldn't share their planet's life saving radiation and Picard siding with them because he wants some ass. Etc.
 
2013-05-14 11:14:11 AM  

yves0010: Made mention in the movie itself. When talking to Captain Pike, who challenged him to have a command in 4 years, he said he would do it in three years. He spent three years in the academy


He was talking about years of service, not years in the Academy. That would be farking retarded.
 
2013-05-14 11:16:56 AM  
...and if the script is any indication it's


You could be an officer in four years, have your own ship in eight.
 
2013-05-14 11:17:58 AM  

Mugato: yves0010: The TNG ones were just as good as the TOS movies in my eyes

Oh come on. I grew up with TNG too but what TOS movie had more ridiculous plotholes than Generations? Picard's in the Nexus, can go anywhere at any time and instead of going back to when he first met the bad guy and sending him away he goes to 5 minutes before the sun destroying rocket launches and brings an octogenarian with him. And Nemesis, gleefully telling the Prime Directive to eat a dick as they're shooting at some primitive race from a  dune buggy. The asshole race in Insurrection who wouldn't share their planet's life saving radiation and Picard siding with them because he wants some ass. Etc.


How about the fact that in Insurrection, the "asshole" race banned the antigonist from their planet and he wanted revenge on them and stealing their life giving radiation was his way of getting back at them. Nemesis wasnt perfect but that was due to a lot more then just crappy parts. Plus, Picard has broken Starfleet orders on more then one occasion including the Prime Directive. Generation's ending seems to fit in perfectly when you think about it. Picard going back to where he first meets the bad guy would of altered to much and seemed out of place if he just imprisoned him right then and there. Knowing that he is the reason but can not prove it makes Picard look bad and wrongfully imprisoning an innocent. The only big issue with Generation is the Bridge falling.
 
2013-05-14 11:18:40 AM  

sprag: Wellon Dowd: So you're expecting 24-year-old Kirk to be the same as 34 or 54-year-old Kirk?

Nope, but a real person would be a vast improvement.   There were no qualities in the 24yo version of Kirk that would allow him to grow into the legend that he's surely to become.  Being an ass isn't a legendary quality.  He was a one dimensional character and the writers bent the universe around so he could become a captain and start down that road.

I'm pretty sure that pushing someone and catching them before they fell while saying "Saved your life" would get you promoted to admiral in that universe...


Are you sure?
www.yalibnan.com

Also, having already seen Into Darkness, I can tell you that those plot points about him being promoted way beyond his abilities, being a total ass, and using his crew as his soundboard to check his ideas are addressed quite, quite quickly.
Having said that, Benedict Cumberbatch easily steals the whole movie, and turns it from a 2.5/4 to an easy 3.5.

/YMMV
 
2013-05-14 11:20:34 AM  

Mugato: yves0010: Made mention in the movie itself. When talking to Captain Pike, who challenged him to have a command in 4 years, he said he would do it in three years. He spent three years in the academy

He was talking about years of service, not years in the Academy. That would be farking retarded.


Would assume that Starfleet has a different way of teaching then today. We see that they have a better educational system then we do by this time. We have seen young kids learning what is now college material in lower schools. So the academy could easily be setting some of these cadets up for command right out of school.
 
2013-05-14 11:27:02 AM  
Regardless of whatever issues I might end up having with this new trek movie, I hope it does well. If it does well, CBS will be more inclined to do Blu Ray versions of DS9 (and voyager.. ick) and maybe even a new Show to ride the wave of popularity. Here's hoping.
 
2013-05-14 11:28:09 AM  

sprag: jayhawk88: Something something Lens Flare.

Maybe I'm just getting old and crusty, but nerds are really starting to annoy me. They'll worship at alters of their own making for classic books/movies/TV shows, whine and moan about how Something should be filmed like so or Another should be done like this,  lament how BSD sci-fi is dying and Oh! won't someone come and give us a new, fresh and exciting take on Whatever...and the minute someone does they descend like a flock of vultures to tear it apart for not being exactly like the original.

The problem with the reboots isn't that they're different.  The problem is that they are not anything like the originals, except for the names.  The 2009 Star Trek was, like another poster pointed out, Generic Space Adventure Movie with the Star Trek names pasted on to increase ticket sales.

Most of the TNG movies had the same problem -- see Plinkett's version of "TV Picard vs Movie Picard".

It would be the same thing if one were to remake ST:TMP with Star Wars characters -- The feel is wrong because the characters are not behaving in a way which is consistent with the universe in which they were created -- so their behavior makes no sense.  In 2009 Star Trek they try to make sure that a ton of character traits are given lip service (Kirk living in Iowa, McCoy's nickname of "bones", etc) but they're throwaway one-liners so the writers can say they're being true to the original characters.

Take TOS Kirk vs 2009 Kirk.  Sure, TOS Kirk likes the ladies, but he was more than that -- he had internal conflicts (ST:2's growing old, ST:6's racism, things like honor, duty, concern for his crew, etc) and he used McCoy and Spock as sounding boards to make the "right" decision.   He is a multidimensional character, even within the popular stereotype.

Now, the 2009 Kirk can be described in one word:  douchenozzle.   He's arrogant, irresponsible, self-centered and a snowflake's wet dream:  he gets promoted from recruit to captain in a period of 20 minutes.  Would this Kirk give a toss about a crewman that's turned into a dodecahedron and then crushed?  Nope, he'd have a cutesy one liner, and then there'd be an explosion.

A franchise universe is more than just the names and the technology.   The characters are what makes the universe interesting and they were totally chucked out with the reboot which is why people thinks it sucks.


They're taking certain character concepts and running in different directions with it. The characters are similar. They're not supposed to be the same. The writers, the actors, and the societal conception of the Star Trek universe has changed in 20 years.

So it's going to be different.

You're also conflating a series of shows, and movies using a series as a base, with a movie which has no such backing. Movies don't have the time to interlay such complex relationships as a series, since a movie has to fit everything in a tight 2 hour package. A series just has a lot more time to devote to things.

It's like grousing that a movie is different than a novel.

Now, the 'tested well so sure make him a captain!' Thing was hack writing. I can see the attempt, that he rose to command through being willing to act decicively and pull it off when it was most needed, but still hacked.

Other than that? It had cold logical Spock. It had many of the required basics for the characters to come together and function how they do. It was a great summer movie, same as the originals.
 
2013-05-14 11:28:44 AM  

yves0010: Generation's ending seems to fit in perfectly when you think about it. Picard going back to where he first meets the bad guy would of altered to much and seemed out of place if he just imprisoned him right then and there. Knowing that he is the reason but can not prove it makes Picard look bad and wrongfully imprisoning an innocent


Picard watched Soren destroy another star already. All he had to do was throw Soren in the brig, go to that star he watched explode and gather the evidence. Face it, it's a huge farking plot hole. Not to mention the gas powered rocket that blew up a star in less than a minute but that's not even that important.


yves0010: How about the fact that in Insurrection, the "asshole" race banned the antigonist from their planet and he wanted revenge on them and stealing their life giving radiation was his way of getting back at them


Yes but it was established that the radiation could be shared, the Bakuu or however you spelled it, would still benefit from it. But they said "fark off", even though it would have meant helping billions of people. And it wasn't even their native planet, they were squatters. And in a planet of immortals, what's a 12 year old doing there?

 

yves0010: Picard has broken Starfleet orders on more then one occasion including the Prime Directive


Never for something as trivial as finding yet another ridiculously convenient other Data. And he would never fire on a primitive species and he would never ride around in a farking dune buggy unless there was a sponsorship from Argo involved.

Dude, I'm not happy about it but the TNG movies were shiat. I defy anyone to tear apart the TOS movies as easily.
 
2013-05-14 11:36:07 AM  

yves0010: Kirk always broke Starfleet rules, first known offense was the Kobayashi Maru (seen in Wrath of Kahn) which he was rewarded a medal for Original Thinking. He also broke it when stealing the Enterprise in Search for Spock.


He broke the rules but the story didn't glorify it.  The sole purpose of the dialogue about the Kobayashi Maru Test was to later contrast with Spock's sacrifice given that Kirk had no answers to a problem he couldn't cheat out of.  It wasn't some defining Kirk kick-ass moment; it was his past coming back to bite him and leading directly to Spock's death.  Sacrificing Spock might have been the only solution, but it was a character flaw in that it never occurred to Kirk to give the order (or ANY order for that matter) because he never took in good faith the one test in the Academy that was intended to teach cadets how to make difficult decisions.

As for stealing the Enterprise, it led to the flagship's destruction and his demotion in spite of saving the world.  As it is it's apparent he clung to his command post by Saving the Whales.

The huge difference between Kirk and most renegade sci-fi protagonists is that Kirk lives in a world where his impulsive decisions have consequences, and despite his outward cockiness he's well aware of when he crosses the line.  His decisions to go rogue, while often right, don't automatically result in happy endings and comeuppance to his doubters.  It's his way of getting out of impossible situations where he basically picks his poison, which is why he's considered an excellent commander.  He doesn't break the rules just to be some sort of smug asshole, which is more than can be said for a lot of protagonists in pop culture these days.
 
2013-05-14 11:59:34 AM  

Mugato: James Tiberius Kirk was a 23rd century Human Federation Starfleet officer. As a Starfleet cadet, he was instrumental in the defeat and death of Nero, a Romulan bent on the obliteration of the United Federation of Planets. As a result, he was commissioned directly to the rank of captain and appointed as commanding officer of the service's flagship, the USS Enterprise.


This makes me cry...and hate. Sci fans and especially trek fans just wont swallow that shiat.
 
2013-05-14 12:29:51 PM  

dragonchild: He broke the rules but the story didn't glorify it.  The sole purpose of the dialogue about the Kobayashi Maru Test was to later contrast with Spock's sacrifice given that Kirk had no answers to a problem he couldn't cheat out of.  It wasn't some defining Kirk kick-ass moment; it was his past coming back to bite him and leading directly to Spock's death.  Sacrificing Spock might have been the only solution, but it was a character flaw in that it never occurred to Kirk to give the order (or ANY order for that matter) because he never took in good faith the one test in the Academy that was intended to teach cadets how to make difficult decisions.

As for stealing the Enterprise, it led to the flagship's destruction and his demotion in spite of saving the world.  As it is it's apparent he clung to his command post by Saving the Whales.

The huge difference between Kirk and most renegade sci-fi protagonists is that Kirk lives in a world where his impulsive decisions have consequences, and despite his outward cockiness he's well aware of when he crosses the line.  His decisions to go rogue, while often right, don't automatically result in happy endings and comeuppance to his doubters.  It's his way of getting out of impossible situations where he basically picks his poison, which is why he's considered an excellent commander.  He doesn't break the rules just to be some sort of smug asshole, which is more than can be said for a lot of protagonists in pop culture these days.


That's an excellent explanation of Kirk as a character, his behavior in the movies, and why the TNG movies fell short because they didn't develop any of the characters in a meaningful way. Unfortunately, the makers of ST09 and STID--and Paramount itself--don't get any of this at all.
 
2013-05-14 12:44:24 PM  
Man I hate modern nerds.

You should all shut up and be damn grateful that comic books and science fiction/fantasy movies are getting made in such abundance. You make up a small fraction of the population. The vast majority of people in the world have no idea what happened in Iron Man #167 and why the most recent Iron Man movie is blasphemy. Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY cares.

If you want your beloved stories and characters and whatnot made into multimillion dollar productions you are going to have to accept that they will be made accessible for a wider audience.  Otherwise stick to reading fan-fiction and STFU.
 
2013-05-14 01:01:20 PM  

Jaws75: Unfortunately, the makers of ST09 and STID--and Paramount itself--don't get any of this at all.


No, they think that replacing James T. Kirk with Poochie was a great idea. Because it's so hip and now, like what all the kids are into these days.
 
2013-05-14 01:29:08 PM  
I thought ST 2009 was great, except for that ice monster.  I just kept thinking "Gungan Sea in Phantom Menace" the entire time Kirk was running from that thing.  And then he ran into the cave Spock was in.

This one has Cumberbatch, who at the very least is good making the stuff he says sound awesome.
 
2013-05-14 01:31:01 PM  

Egoy3k: Man I hate modern nerds.


You'll get over it.

Egoy3k: If you want your beloved stories and characters and whatnot made into multimillion dollar productions you are going to have to accept that they will be made accessible for a wider audience.


There's a difference between an adaptation and taxidermy.
 
2013-05-14 01:36:34 PM  
Just repeat to yourself: "its just a show, I should really just relax"images.publicradio.org
 
2013-05-14 01:59:32 PM  
I wonder how many of these threads there are going to be this week.
 
2013-05-14 02:25:36 PM  

Egoy3k: Man I hate modern nerds.

You should all shut up and be damn grateful that comic books and science fiction/fantasy movies are getting made in such abundance. You make up a small fraction of the population. The vast majority of people in the world have no idea what happened in Iron Man #167 and why the most recent Iron Man movie is blasphemy. Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY cares.

If you want your beloved stories and characters and whatnot made into multimillion dollar productions you are going to have to accept that they will be made accessible for a wider audience.  Otherwise stick to reading fan-fiction and STFU.


Deal.

So uhhh... when should I expect the wave of cancellation announcements?
 
2013-05-14 02:32:19 PM  
A lot of sandy vaginas in here today.

It's a cool summer movie, with ships, and hot chicks and explosions.

/Or would you like more vampire and wrestling shows on Syfy?
 
2013-05-14 03:03:26 PM  

dragonchild: yves0010: Kirk always broke Starfleet rules, first known offense was the Kobayashi Maru (seen in Wrath of Kahn) which he was rewarded a medal for Original Thinking. He also broke it when stealing the Enterprise in Search for Spock.

He broke the rules but the story didn't glorify it.  The sole purpose of the dialogue about the Kobayashi Maru Test was to later contrast with Spock's sacrifice given that Kirk had no answers to a problem he couldn't cheat out of.  It wasn't some defining Kirk kick-ass moment; it was his past coming back to bite him and leading directly to Spock's death.  Sacrificing Spock might have been the only solution, but it was a character flaw in that it never occurred to Kirk to give the order (or ANY order for that matter) because he never took in good faith the one test in the Academy that was intended to teach cadets how to make difficult decisions.

As for stealing the Enterprise, it led to the flagship's destruction and his demotion in spite of saving the world.  As it is it's apparent he clung to his command post by Saving the Whales.

The huge difference between Kirk and most renegade sci-fi protagonists is that Kirk lives in a world where his impulsive decisions have consequences, and despite his outward cockiness he's well aware of when he crosses the line.  His decisions to go rogue, while often right, don't automatically result in happy endings and comeuppance to his doubters.  It's his way of getting out of impossible situations where he basically picks his poison, which is why he's considered an excellent commander.  He doesn't break the rules just to be some sort of smug asshole, which is more than can be said for a lot of protagonists in pop culture these days.


That is a nice explantion of Kirk.

I enjoyed the reboot/remake or whatever Star Trek movie, but I am still pissed on how they handled Kirk on becoming Captain. That felt like a cop out imo. Bones is probably the best casted character in that movie too.
 
2013-05-14 03:08:57 PM  
I like how they finally got up to Star Trek 12. So very Tired. As the old Simpsons joke goes.
 
2013-05-14 03:26:01 PM  
Man, I give up on ST threads.  Same derp, different day.
 
2013-05-14 03:33:47 PM  
"screenwriters Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof and Roberto Orci"

aka the same ass-crew responsible for Transformers.

Star Trek is dead to me.
 
2013-05-14 03:59:32 PM  

Madbassist1: As a result, he was commissioned directly to the rank of captain and appointed as commanding officer of the service's flagship, the USS Enterprise. This makes me cry...and hate.


Yes. I would have liked it better if the scene following the Kobayashi Maru  took place 3 years later with Kirk as third in command behind Spock and Spock still pissed at him for beating him at his test on an Enterprise that had been in service for a few years already. And then, later in the movie, have old Spock mention that Kirk's dad was one of the original designers for the Enterprise which, in an altered time line, could explain why the Enterprise looked different and was launched at later stardate. But old time Trekies are the only ones who would notice or care.
 
2013-05-14 04:21:27 PM  
All these inconsistent "facts" about the universe don't matter as much as the entertainment value of the product. The reason is that anything can be rationalized away by space wizards or some other plot device. The real thing is that the movies suck for the same reason that the Transformers movies suck. Instead of telling a story with a real meaning and subtext, the entire first movie was a contrived excuse to show off special effects.

The first movie was so cringe worthy that I spent most of the time playing around with my tablet instead of actually watching. I don't care if they make Kirk a woman in this stupid timeline, just give a story that captures my attention. Believe it or not things blowing up gets really old and loses its appeal if there isn't real suspension of disbelief built on interesting and complicated characters.

What it means for trek to "be true to its roots" isn't that they get the names right, but that they tell stories too taboo for the media in an easier to watch format. It is really what I like about TOS, where the Klingons were the Soviets and the Feds were NATO. They had great episodes with philosophical content, and THAT is what made them good. So, this is what I wanted from the 2009 incarnation but all I got was transformers in space.
 
2013-05-14 04:41:32 PM  
So many rose-colored glasses being worn in this thread.

The deepest TOS ever got was City On The Edge of Forever, written by Harlan Ellison, who Gene Roddenberry hated because he wrote stories that added depth to the karate-chopping, green-biatch-banging hero. Kirk was James Bond in Space and the Federation to be a monument to all that is good in humanity. I'd write further but it's just so sickeningly, one-dimensionally utopian it bores me to death.

Now take that James Bond character and give him daddy issues. Take your coldly logical Vulcan and make him suffer an immeasurable loss. Oh, and take the walking pair of tits and give her an actual personality. Look, I'm interested again.
 
2013-05-14 04:48:35 PM  

I Like Bread: So many rose-colored glasses being worn in this thread.

The deepest TOS ever got was City On The Edge of Forever, written by Harlan Ellison, who Gene Roddenberry hated because he wrote stories that added depth to the karate-chopping, green-biatch-banging hero. Kirk was James Bond in Space and the Federation to be a monument to all that is good in humanity. I'd write further but it's just so sickeningly, one-dimensionally utopian it bores me to death.

Now take that James Bond character and give him daddy issues. Take your coldly logical Vulcan and make him suffer an immeasurable loss. Oh, and take the walking pair of tits and give her an actual personality. Look, I'm interested again.


You dont know what you're talking about.

flanker27del: It is really what I like about TOS, where the Klingons Comms were the Soviets and the Feds Yangs were NATO.


Sorry, couldnt resist.
 
2013-05-14 04:59:55 PM  
Never liked the Federation for that exact reason. Too much is right with the world. No money, no vices, nothing. Everyone else is warmongering and petty but Federation? nah! That's one thing I liked about DS9: the federation got some character with Section 39 and all the underhanded shiat they do. They seemed more human

Not saying that ANY of the original material is Shakespear, just that the movies are a pointless, story-less waste of film. For all of its "excitement" the first one wasn't even that entertaining. Shait, when I tried to watched it was with the rifftrax commentary and even then it was barely passable. If thats the type of movie you want, great, but I can't spare a fark for any of it, much less $9 for a movie ticket.
 
2013-05-14 05:02:51 PM  

flanker27del: Never liked the Federation for that exact reason. Too much is right with the world. No money, no vices, nothing. Everyone else is warmongering and petty but Federation? nah! That's one thing I liked about DS9: the federation got some character with Section 39 and all the underhanded shiat they do. They seemed more human

Not saying that ANY of the original material is Shakespear, just that the movies are a pointless, story-less waste of film. For all of its "excitement" the first one wasn't even that entertaining. Shait, when I tried to watched it was with the rifftrax commentary and even then it was barely passable. If thats the type of movie you want, great, but I can't spare a fark for any of it, much less $9 for a movie ticket.


It's section 31 and my name is Sloan...

rindastartrekds9.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-14 05:38:47 PM  

Madbassist1: You dont know what you're talking about.


Did you watch a different Star Trek than I did? I guess so, since some guy being promoted to Captain really fast is totally a bogus premise that insults your intelligence, but I suppose slingshotting around the sun to travel back in time, or aliens that can access your memories by touching your face, is kosher because it "fits in the universe"...?

I had a classmate in college who was 15 years old. Ask me which of the above examples I find the least preposterous. TOS has probably been responsible for more idiotic sci-fi tropes than any other franchise. God bless JJ for trying to make something palatable out of it.
 
2013-05-14 05:48:26 PM  

Bslim: Star Trek is dead to me.


Was it ever alive?
 
2013-05-14 05:56:13 PM  

I Like Bread: TOS has probably been responsible for more idiotic sci-fi tropes than any other franchise.


But it did lead to an increase in support for space exploration, by repeatedly telling us that space is just jam-packed with hot alien babes who are (for some reason) anatomically-compatible with humans, and eager to be taught about this Earth emotion called "love."
 
2013-05-14 05:56:28 PM  

I Like Bread: Madbassist1: You dont know what you're talking about.

Did you watch a different Star Trek than I did? I guess so, since some guy being promoted to Captain really fast is totally a bogus premise that insults your intelligence, but I suppose slingshotting around the sun to travel back in time, or aliens that can access your memories by touching your face, is kosher because it "fits in the universe"...?

I had a classmate in college who was 15 years old. Ask me which of the above examples I find the least preposterous.
The deepest TOS ever got was City On The Edge of Forever, written by Harlan Ellison, who Gene Roddenberry hated because he wrote stories that added depth to the karate-chopping, green-biatch-banging hero. Kirk was James Bond in Space and the Federation to be a monument to all that is good in humanity. I'd write further but it's just so sickeningly, one-dimensionally utopian it bores me to death.

   God bless JJ for trying to make something palatable out of it.

You're moving your goalposts. I am saying you're pulling this whole paragraph out of your ass.


The deepest TOS ever got was City On The Edge of Forever, written by Harlan Ellison, who Gene Roddenberry hated because he wrote stories that added depth to the karate-chopping, green-biatch-banging hero. Kirk was James Bond in Space and the Federation to be a monument to all that is good in humanity. I'd write further but it's just so sickeningly, one-dimensionally utopian it bores me to death.


and this?

TOS has probably been responsible for more idiotic sci-fi tropes than any other franchise.

Here's some other idiotic things star trek is responsible for.

I bet 500 bucks your favorite show can't say that, asshole.
 
2013-05-14 05:59:00 PM  

flanker27del: Never liked the Federation for that exact reason. Too much is right with the world. No money, no vices, nothing. Everyone else is warmongering and petty but Federation? nah! That's one thing I liked about DS9: the federation got some character with Section 39 and all the underhanded shiat they do. They seemed more human


Like them or not, that was the whole purpose of creating the Star Trek series in the first place. It was a post-scarcity, utopian society. It's a theoretical human ideal which can only be realized in the distant future - or fiction set in the distant future.

A future where humanity has largely wised up enough to learn how to control the worst aspects of our nature. Also where technological breakthroughs have made many human concerns moot. When your civilization has both effectively unlimited energy AND the ability to freely transpose matter and energy into whatever forms they want then no one will go hungry any more and even greed will be affected.
 
2013-05-14 06:03:16 PM  

I Like Bread: Did you watch a different Star Trek than I did? I guess so, since some guy being promoted to Captain really fast is totally a bogus premise that insults your intelligence, but I suppose slingshotting around the sun to travel back in time, or aliens that can access your memories by touching your face, is kosher because it "fits in the universe"...?


Well yes, exactly. If you can't grasp that concept then it'd little use to try to explain basic storytelling and internal consistency to you.
 
2013-05-14 06:03:38 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: ....

It's section 31 and my name is Sloan...

[rindastartrekds9.files.wordpress.com image 768x576]


meredithandtimwatchstartrek.files.wordpress.com

Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak
 
2013-05-14 06:04:32 PM  
Bacontastesgood


Mugato: I really don't get the hate for Trek 3.

Yeah, for me it's 2nd place after Wrath of Khan. They farking killed David, which was crucial to show how ruthless the klingons were. Christopher Lloyd was awesome. The bird of prey was awesome. They blew up the old ship.

I like the film as well -overall-, but the loss of the Enterprise was a huge misstep. It was done to casually, with no respect or weight. A mistake the ST people would make again with the loss of Kirk.
 
2013-05-14 06:08:37 PM  

OnlyM3: I like the film as well -overall-, but the loss of the Enterprise was a huge misstep. It was done to casually, with no respect or weight


I disagree with that, the whole crew looking on as the ship burned in the atmosphere and the score. Kirk was almost shaken by that as with his son's death.  I don't see how it could have been done better,
 
2013-05-14 06:10:17 PM  

flanker27del: Representative of the unwashed masses: ....

It's section 31 and my name is Sloan...

[rindastartrekds9.files.wordpress.com image 768x576]

[meredithandtimwatchstartrek.files.wordpress.com image 500x379]

Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak


Best character of Star Trek ever.

/Hot
 
2013-05-14 06:11:39 PM  

mongbiohazard: .....

Like them or not, that was the whole purpose of creating the Star Trek series in the first place. It was a post-scarcity, utopian society. It's a theoretical human ideal which can only be realized in the distant future - or fiction set in the distant future.

A future where humanity has largely wised up enough to learn how to control the worst aspects of our nature. Also where technological breakthroughs have made many human concerns moot. When your civilization has both effectively unlimited energy AND the ability to freely transpose matter and energy into whatever forms they want then no one will go hungry any more and even greed will be affected.


I thought the series was created to get their message across. The setting was just a constraint and not a central point. I mean, look at how awful VOY turned out when they focused on the setting. Instead of telling stories about racial tension involving Earth species, they could tell the same stories with aliens and the message would get through. No network wants the kind of controversy generated by taboo subjects, so writers make stuff up.
 
2013-05-14 06:14:26 PM  

demonfaerie: Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak

Best character of Star Trek ever.

/Hot


Garek was badass. Although I think Int the Pale Moonlight would have been even better if Sisko were the one to plant the bomb on the Romulan senator's ship, impressing Garek with how far Sisko turned to the dark side.
 
2013-05-14 06:14:35 PM  
Can't we all just agree to live together in a Utopian wonderland???11!!!!11!!!1!1!!111

/Bring me my Tranya!
 
2013-05-14 06:17:55 PM  

Mugato: Garek was badass. Although I think Int the Pale Moonlight would have been even better if Sisko were the one to plant the bomb on the Romulan senator's ship, impressing Garek with how far Sisko turned to the dark side.


Nobody was better. Really liked it when he convinced Worf to sponsor his application to Starfleet.
 
2013-05-14 06:19:16 PM  

flanker27del: Representative of the unwashed masses: ....

It's section 31 and my name is Sloan...

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Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak


True, I still think they missed the boat by not having an episode where it's Sloan vs. Garak.  Now that would have been epic.
 
2013-05-14 06:41:48 PM  

Mugato: demonfaerie: Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak

Best character of Star Trek ever.

/Hot

Garek was badass. Although I think Int the Pale Moonlight would have been even better if Sisko were the one to plant the bomb on the Romulan senator's ship, impressing Garek with how far Sisko turned to the dark side.


Maybe, but Sisko never even thought about going that way until is happened. Garak slowly showing him that war makes a person do horrible things for a better outcome. Garak even sided with the Federation to help his people, and at the same time help kill them. I wish there was more episodes of Garak, and they didn't try to hook him with a Dukat's daughter.

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Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak

True, I still think they missed the boat by not having an episode where it's Sloan vs. Garak.  Now that would have been epic.


That would of been, and they could still do it in Epic form.

Would love a Star Trek miniseries staring Garak.
 
2013-05-14 06:42:28 PM  

sprag: Now, the 2009 Kirk can be described in one word: douchenozzle. He's arrogant, irresponsible, self-centered and a snowflake's wet dream: he gets promoted from recruit to captain in a period of 20 minutes. Would this Kirk give a toss about a crewman that's turned into a dodecahedron and then crushed? Nope, he'd have a cutesy one liner, and then there'd be an explosion.


I... can't make sense of this.  New Kirk is a douchenozzle.  Old Kirk is a douchenozzle.  There are a lot of things you could poke fun at in the new Trek movie, like the engine-room scene or Abrams' obsession with red spheres-- but the characters are fairly true-to-form.  They're not carbon-copy duplicates, because nobody can chew scenery like Shatner-- but his character has always been a brilliant, young, promoted-too-fast, loyal, shoot-from-the-hip womanizing douchebag who was inexplicably given command of a starship.  New Kirk hasn't had time to worry about getting old yet *because he isn't getting old yet.*  I think he would care about a dodecahedron crew member, just like old Kirk would.... but I also think BOTH of them would toss off a one-liner followed by an explosion.  Old Kirk would have put on a leotard and done space-judo to relax afterwards, though, so at least we've been spared that. That's Trek's thing.  It's cheeseball space opera wrapped around simple analogies to current events (racism in TOS, terrorism in the reboot movie)....

...to me.  It's something else to you, I guess.  It's a big world, and we all get our own opinions.  I really liked the first one, and am looking forward to seeing this one.  I'm sorry it hasn't worked out as well for your tastes.

The characters are what makes the universe interesting and they were totally chucked out with the reboot which is why people thinks it sucks.

This is where we differ the most.  To me, it seems like the characters are the primary thing they HAVE faithfully carried over-- and I watched TOS in its entirety right before the first reboot movie came out just to compare things.  The biggest differences are that the emotionless guy now has a terrible tragedy to struggle with-- Vulcans were always at their most fascinating when the secret-rage-filled-murderous-emo-inside backstory that drove their historical effort to suppress emotions came up, and this is likely to happen more often now-- and Uhura, who has a personality now.  I guess you could say Uhura isn't a faithful character translation because of that... but she wasn't really much of a character in TOS.  The universe is somewhat different, but the characters feel faithful to me.  If Young Kirk has too much swagger and confidence and not enough introspection, ask yourself "what kind of man would TOS Kirk have been before his swagger and confidence got him into some trouble?"  Nobody becomes brash, confident, AND introspective until their brash confidence gives them something to introspect about.
 
2013-05-14 06:46:59 PM  

demonfaerie: Garek was badass. Although I think Int the Pale Moonlight would have been even better if Sisko were the one to plant the bomb on the Romulan senator's ship, impressing Garek with how far Sisko turned to the dark side.

Maybe, but Sisko never even thought about going that way until is happened. Garak slowly showing him that war makes a person do horrible things for a better outcome. Garak even sided with the Federation to help his people, and at the same time help kill them. I wish there was more episodes of Garak, and they didn't try to hook him with a Dukat's daughter


Yeah but Sisko having ethical issues with all the things they were doing to make the operation happen, arguing with Garek about what they should and should not do  and then at the end being the one who actually did something that Garek didn't even do, I think would have been even more dramatic but the episode was awesome either way.
 
2013-05-14 06:52:43 PM  

RexTalionis: The reboot Star Trek are big, dumb movies. But they're entertaining for what they are and I'll keep watching it.


Exactly why I'm not going to be watching them. I don't watch big, dumb movies. As far as I'm concerned, grown adults overgrown children (seriously, when did we decide being a mature adult was bad?) who pay money to see crap like Transformers (and that's what JJ has turned Trek into) should be ashamed of themselves.

Seriously, Star Trek used to be something that at least tried to not be fluff. If you're going to make big, vapid, spacy movies, please don't pretend they're in any way Star Trek movies.
 
2013-05-14 07:02:39 PM  
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Abrams TreK:
  Ironman, meets Twilight, in SPAAAAAACE

let's face it fellow Trekkies, it's over
 
2013-05-14 07:05:47 PM  

Egoy3k: Man I hate modern nerds.


This is almost exactly like saying "I hate the new Star Trek movies" to me.  I think the new ones capture a lot of what made the original great.  If you think they differ much, I suspect you either have nostalgia-glasses on when you think about the old ones, or that you weren't really paying attention.

Same with nerds.  You know what nerds were like before 2013?  They were argumentative, borderline-autistic sci-fi fanboys with a near-religious zeal for nitpicking at plot details or instigating Holy Wars over which show/movie/actor/episode/book/character/text editor/ship/whatever was better.  If you think this has changed, you either remember "old nerds" with your nostalgia glasses on, or you weren't really paying attention.
 
2013-05-14 07:08:11 PM  

Madbassist1: You're moving your goalposts. I am saying you're pulling this whole paragraph out of your ass.


No, I'm just providing MORE reasons why TOS isn't the insightful dissection of morality and the human condition people make it out to be. Prime Directive? The needs of the many? MOVE OVER E E CUMMINGS, RODDENBERRY IS THE LORD OF EXISTENTIAL STRUGGLE.
Come on now.

Here's some other idiotic things star trek is responsible for.

I bet 500 bucks your favorite show can't say that, asshole.


What does that have to do with anything? You're just getting MAD.
TOS was mediocre. You'll get over it.  Star Trek is still my favorite show overall, though, so you owe me 500 bucks.
 
2013-05-14 07:11:43 PM  

cptjeff: Seriously, Star Trek used to be something that at least tried to not be fluff. If you're going to make big, vapid, spacy movies, please don't pretend they're in any way Star Trek movies.


It says "Star Trek" right on the tin. What makes it not Star Trek? Not enough hand-to-hand fights with guys in dinosaur suits?
 
2013-05-14 07:19:51 PM  

cptjeff: Seriously, Star Trek used to be something that at least tried to not be fluff.


Are you from an alternate universe?

TOS is the fluffiest fluff that ever fluffed a fluff.  It was pure cheese, but I will concede it occasionally made overt, simplified analogies to current events.  Kirk was a charicature of manliness that verged on satire.  He was brilliant and awesome and hotheaded and a total retard with two awesome friends whose own awesomeness was nonthreatening and complementary to his awesomeness.  He did space-judo in a leotard to unwind.  He did battle with Space Hippies.  There was a cat that turned into a hot chick.  An army of nagging robot wives.  The inventor of warp drive gettin' it on with a sparkly haystack.  A gladiator battle with a lizard-man where his Manly Knowledge let him build a firearm out of Muscle and Brawn from local rocks.  He did every woman and woman-shaped alien in a volume of space too large to accurately describe.  It was awesome because of this.

If you were, say, eight when the originals aired... it's hard to overlook the nostalgia filter.  I remember GI Joe cartoons fondly, but after watching a few as an adult, sometimes it's best to leave nostalgia to your memories.  Still... Star Trek didn't really seem to try to be serious until after TOS.
 
2013-05-14 07:29:21 PM  

I Like Bread: TOS was mediocre.


HOLY WAR WITH EVERYONE!  I'm already arguing with the guy you're arguing with... but now I get to argue with you, too!

TOS was not deep or serious... but it was awesome.  No mediocrity.  They turned everything up to 11.  It knew what it was and it went right up to the limits of absurdity without crossing into satire.  It had hints of the same ideas that showed up later in Banks' Culture novels.  An optimistic, utopian future society that somehow still lurches around like a drunk best friend helping his buddy out in a barfight over a hot chick.
 
2013-05-14 07:32:04 PM  

raygundan: TOS is the fluffiest fluff that ever fluffed a fluff.


Some of it yes. But it also did address some of the same things most science fiction tries to do, which is the issues of our own time. Racism, politics, religion...etc. But that's pretty much been covered. So now it's just about some pissed off guy out for revenge and blowing shiat up, which have been most of the movies. DS9 and some of  TNG (the series) and Voyager were about more than that though.
 
2013-05-14 07:34:51 PM  

demonfaerie: .....

Would love a Star Trek miniseries staring Garak.


I would pay serious money to see that. The guy who played Garak wrote a book in-character; its actually pretty good.
 
2013-05-14 07:39:49 PM  

I Like Bread: Not enough hand-to-hand fights with guys in dinosaur suits?


That is one of my minor complaints about the new films, to be sure.  I grudgingly accept "a human body squirting around in engine coolant tubes for comic effect rather than the sheer horror of flash-boiling his flesh off" and "Sulu being upgraded to Extreme Sports Space Ninja" as substitute cheese while we wait for dinosaur suits and a movie-length version of Spock's Brain.
 
2013-05-14 07:40:21 PM  

I Like Bread: It says "Star Trek" right on the tin. What makes it not Star Trek? Not enough hand-to-hand fights with guys in dinosaur suits?


Sorry, did the special effects didn't have enough lens flare for you?
 
2013-05-14 07:52:16 PM  
As a trek fak, and I even worked at Star Trek the Experience for a couple years... I had no problems with the new movie. Meh, so what? They wanna try something new? Ok. Wasnt bad. I just read all the spoilers for Into Darkness, and now i feel like how butthurt star wars fans mustve felt after seeing phantom menace... I dont like feeling this way, and i think its hypocritical of me to. But, man, I really hate the writers and Lindelof suddenly. And I havent even seen the movie yet. Maybe visual context will justify the rape, I dont know.

/ashamed I just used the word "rape"...
//about Star Trek..
 
2013-05-14 07:55:49 PM  

Mugato: But that's pretty much been covered. So now it's just about some pissed off guy out for revenge and blowing shiat up, which have been most of the movies.


I'm wondering now if people who watched TOS as it aired had as much trouble seeing the analogies.  Perhaps I had it easier, since the events were already history when I watched the show in syndication.

But it seems like the new movies are doing the same thing to me.  The first one tackles terrorism-- I didn't even think it was subtle.  The long-held grudge against another entire culture?  The devastating attack against innocents using improvised weapons?  The gung-ho leader whose father fought the same enemies that swings in to avenge?  None of these felt familiar to you?

"Some pissed off guy out for revenge blowing shiat up" is in fact a rather succinct summary of some recent-ish events in our history, and manages even in your sarcasm to imply the sort of continuous cycle of revenge that such things cause.

If Into Darkness doesn't do this, well... not every previous Trek was an allegory for current events.  Some of them were just about shooting a lizard-man in the junk with a gun you made with your bare hands.
 
2013-05-14 08:39:12 PM  

raygundan: They're not carbon-copy duplicates, because nobody can chew scenery like Shatner-- but his character has always been a brilliant, young, promoted-too-fast, loyal, shoot-from-the-hip womanizing douchebag who was inexplicably given command of a starship.


I'll have to take a slight issue with this because Old Kirk was never frantic.  That might be due to budgetary contraints or because it's Shatner, but it was also explicitly written into TOS episodes.  He fought a lizardman but stopped short of finishing him off.  An alien tries to tempt him and he meets his first pathetic try with a huff.  In numerous other episodes he approaches the situation with initial animosity, but often finds a less confrontational solution.  In fact, IIRC it was pressure from the network to keep Kirk in shirt-tearing melee and one-night-stands as much as possible.  How often was he shirtless once Star Trek hit the big screen?  He had swagger but the show repeatedly made a point that he wasn't smug to the core.  It felt more like an attempt to keep him superficially charismatic.  There was a LOT of apprehension with casting Patrick Stewart as the Captain in TNG because the networks felt no one would want to watch a show led by an old bald guy.  Yeah, that was a complete disaster.

But that quibble is really minor compared to Kirk's role within TOS itself.  As said before, he'll often be initially antagonistic but that frequently turns out to be the wrong solution to the problem, whether the threat du jour is an earth elemental or invisible trolls.  It's his cooler side that often proves invaluable.  I'll agree that, for the most part, Kirk is really just a Mary Sue character.  However, the world around him treats his impulsive qualities in a very different light.  People said I did a good job describing Kirk, but I wasn't describing Kirk at all.  I was describing how Kirk fits in the world he lives in -- he may be a shoot-from-the-hip douchenozzle to you, but how often did he kill when given the chance?  Was that ever celebrated, or followed up with a one-liner?  Not often, and when it was it usually felt awkward.  If anything, The Wrath of Khan roars right of the gate with Kirk not only getting everyone damn near killed for violating protocol, but owning up to it on the spot.  Holy shiat, I LOVED that scene.  When I first saw The Voyage Home and for the most part saw the same silly comedy everyone else did, I was floored that Kirk was actually demoted for his actions even while he's thanked for his heroism.  A dashing hero is actually reprimanded and thanked at the same time?  Good god, a movie that's actually capable of nuance?  That really doesn't happen that often, and it's those moments in what's otherwise a sea of melodramatic tripe that keep me coming back.  With that in mind:

flanker27del: I thought the series was created to get their message across. The setting was just a constraint and not a central point.


It's anything but a constraint; it's what makes the series go.  Good god, it's about the only thing it has going for it, and that's what most people fail to realize given the way everyone from NBC to Abrams couldn't stop shiatting on it.  The characters are one-dimensional, the morality plays are cliche, the (TOS) acting is bad, the special effects are worse and the dialogue is mediocre.  How did it get such a following?  Because when it comes to attitudes, it's the one work that flips everything around, and oh boy is that refreshing sometimes.  The world treats the same characters you see everywhere in other works differently, Kirk included.  The stoic one is encouraged to open up but he's often right.  The fiery doctor and impulsive Captain are often wrong.  It's a world where reason is an asset and impatience is a liability.  It's a world where the adversary could just as likely be a laughable pushover as basically omnipotent.  Compared to most stories, in fact, parity in the TV show was relatively rare and THAT's what created tension in this utopia.  Mind-blowing tension, at that.  The Klingons were frankly meh because they were beatable.  It's when the Enterprise encountered some giant space thingy and good god it just killed a redshirt with a thought, how are they going to get out of this one?  It was refreshing to watch a TV show where combat was sometimes simply not an option (as in, fuhgeddaboutit -- you're dealing with a god here), where conventional perceptions of good and bad were often misleading, and the cast as often had to think their way out of problems as fight.  If you hadn't watched the series before you just didn't know, so while you could count on the cast to survive you held your breath to find out how.

Is the New Kirk the same as the Old Kirk?  If you say so.  What galls me isn't the douchenozzle side of him, per se.  It's that the douchenozzle side is rewarded with near-parity and a victory against all odds, justifying the douchenozzle to continue being a douchenozzle because it pays to be a douchenozzle.  That happened in Star Trek sometimes, especially in TNG movies which I will hereby brainwash myself into believing were never made.  That said, I find it telling that most people say The Wrath of Khan was the best Star Trek movie.  I liked it, but it's the closest TOS got to Generic Space Adventure Movie.  Compare it to the episode Space Seed, where after subduing Khan, Kirk gives him an effin' planetThe Voyage Home was dismissed as a silly comedy, but the nature of the weird spaceship that triggered the whole Save Teh Whales nonsense was classic Star Trek.  First Contact was considered the best TNG movie and The Best of Both Worlds the best episodes, but Picard first encountered the Borg because Q wanted him to beg for help -- and Picard did just that.
 
2013-05-14 09:07:08 PM  

mongbiohazard: flanker27del: Never liked the Federation for that exact reason. Too much is right with the world. No money, no vices, nothing. Everyone else is warmongering and petty but Federation? nah! That's one thing I liked about DS9: the federation got some character with Section 39 and all the underhanded shiat they do. They seemed more human

Like them or not, that was the whole purpose of creating the Star Trek series in the first place. It was a post-scarcity, utopian society. It's a theoretical human ideal which can only be realized in the distant future - or fiction set in the distant future.

A future where humanity has largely wised up enough to learn how to control the worst aspects of our nature. Also where technological breakthroughs have made many human concerns moot. When your civilization has both effectively unlimited energy AND the ability to freely transpose matter and energy into whatever forms they want then no one will go hungry any more and even greed will be affected.


It bears mentioning that, since Star Trek's universe is post scarcity, the crews we see literally are 'the best humanity has to offer' in so many ways. They're the ones who were purely motivated, skilled, talented, and driven enough to actually make the cut and get a position, without any monetary, etc. motivation.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:13 PM  

kroonermanblack: It bears mentioning that, since Star Trek's universe is post scarcity, the crews we see literally are 'the best humanity has to offer' in so many ways. They're the ones who were purely motivated, skilled, talented, and driven enough to actually make the cut and get a position, without any monetary, etc. motivation.


Well actually, the first mention of them not using money was in Trek 4. And that was just to serve the plot. They used money all the time, before and since. The first use of the replicator was in TNG. And all of that was pretty much negated in DS9 so Trek philosophy is fairly random.
 
2013-05-14 09:16:29 PM  

flanker27del: I Like Bread: It says "Star Trek" right on the tin. What makes it not Star Trek? Not enough hand-to-hand fights with guys in dinosaur suits?

Sorry, did the special effects didn't have enough lens flare for you?


Tell you what - I'll try to recreate lens flare in real life, while you try to recreate the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. We'll decide which is more realistic.

raygundan:An optimistic, utopian future society

IS BORING. Metropolis had more intrigue.
 
2013-05-14 09:24:02 PM  

dragonchild: He had swagger but the show repeatedly made a point that he wasn't smug to the core.


Agreed.  But this is a younger Kirk-- what kind of man grows into a man whose first instincts are antagonism, bluster, and swagger, but often thinks better of it?  The sort who is all bluster and swagger as a young man, and gets his hand burned on the stove of life a few times.

I dunno-- I'll happily agree to disagree, but I think that New Kirk really feels like a faithful portrayal of what Old Kirk would have been like ten years before the events of TOS.  His swagger is going to have to pay off a few times for it to become a lifelong trait.  He'll do something that backfires later, and that will be the thing that makes him think twice.  If that happens too early in his life, you get a normal man, not one with Kirk's swagger.

I also think I erred in assuming you were comparing the movie to the original show.  I much preferred the feel of TOS, and I think the new movies feel more like TOS to me than the original movies did.
 
2013-05-14 09:24:26 PM  

I Like Bread: Tell you what - I'll try to recreate lens flare in real life, while you try to recreate the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. We'll decide which is more realistic.


That makes no sense at all.
 
2013-05-14 09:31:05 PM  

I Like Bread: raygundan:An optimistic, utopian future society

IS BORING. Metropolis had more intrigue.


That's my point.  I mean, it's cool if you think Star Trek is boring.  But I liked the idea that you have a Utopian society, and it's STILL a mess of headstrong, overreacting human hilarity.  All the same messes happen to them despite their near-miraculous tech.  Roddenberry may not have meant it to come out that way, but I thought it was great, and was what kept it from being a boring Utopia to me.  It wasn't really a utopia-- it was a bunch of well-meaning kids playing dress-up in utopia's clothes, and occasionally finding utopia's loaded pistol in the pocket.
 
2013-05-14 10:01:49 PM  

raygundan: I'll happily agree to disagree, but I think that New Kirk really feels like a faithful portrayal of what Old Kirk would have been like ten years before the events of TOS. His swagger is going to have to pay off a few times for it to become a lifelong trait. He'll do something that backfires later, and that will be the thing that makes him think twice. If that happens too early in his life, you get a normal man, not one with Kirk's swagger.


Fair enough and that all makes sense, but that misses my point.  This isn't about how the hubris leads to comeuppance; it's that in the Star Trek utopia, cockiness is discouraged from the get-go.  The military parity New Kirk enjoys is an opulent luxury compared to what Old Kirk had to deal with.  I feel that Star Trek is less about the characters than most fans, which is why your argument that New Kirk is a faithful adaptation doesn't convince me.  I really don't care.  Old Kirk's limited ability to consider non-violent situations makes him 1000x more badass than New Kirk to me, but forget my opinion -- it was required by his job commanding an exploratory vessel; cockiness was fatal.  If New Kirk encountered the typical Star Trek Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy, he wouldn't live long enough to learn a lesson about "burned fingers", especially when often times Old Kirk would be explicitly put in traps designed to get impulsive douchebags to destroy themselves.  99% of pop culture action protagonists including New Kirk would've perished in Day of the Dove, and that was only one episode!  For that matter, I'd wager 95% of Americans, if put in the same hypothetical situation, would also die.  There's a reason why TOS began with an established, seasoned crew backed by an enlightened utopia -- it took no less to encounter the weird, bizarre things they found and get out alive.  A confrontational douchebag had no place in a setting where the enemy might be a caveman, a god, or a god posing as a caveman.  The Enterprise needed a commander that could toss the book out the window on occasion (because WTF is protocol going to do against Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy), but stopped short of being a complete douchebag (because WTF is a dick-waving contest going to do against Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy).  New Kirk doesn't suck because he's a 10-years-younger version of old Kirk; he sucks because he's 50% short of what's required to be commander of the Enterprise.
 
2013-05-14 10:26:44 PM  

Mugato: yves0010: Generation's ending seems to fit in perfectly when you think about it. Picard going back to where he first meets the bad guy would of altered to much and seemed out of place if he just imprisoned him right then and there. Knowing that he is the reason but can not prove it makes Picard look bad and wrongfully imprisoning an innocent

Picard watched Soren destroy another star already. All he had to do was throw Soren in the brig, go to that star he watched explode and gather the evidence. Face it, it's a huge farking plot hole. Not to mention the gas powered rocket that blew up a star in less than a minute but that's not even that important.


yves0010: How about the fact that in Insurrection, the "asshole" race banned the antigonist from their planet and he wanted revenge on them and stealing their life giving radiation was his way of getting back at them

Yes but it was established that the radiation could be shared, the Bakuu or however you spelled it, would still benefit from it. But they said "fark off", even though it would have meant helping billions of people. And it wasn't even their native planet, they were squatters. And in a planet of immortals, what's a 12 year old doing there?

 yves0010: Picard has broken Starfleet orders on more then one occasion including the Prime Directive

Never for something as trivial as finding yet another ridiculously convenient other Data. And he would never fire on a primitive species and he would never ride around in a farking dune buggy unless there was a sponsorship from Argo involved.

Dude, I'm not happy about it but the TNG movies were shiat. I defy anyone to tear apart the TOS movies as easily.


As a whole, the TOS films were better, yes. But I'd dissagree that the TNG ones were that bad. Nemesis is rubbish, but it's no worse than The Final Frontier. you could really look at the movies like scores in the Olympics: throw out the highs (TWoK and FC) and the lows(V and Nemesis) and what are you left with? Are The Motion Picture, Search for Spock, Voyage Home and Undiscovered Country better than Generations and Insurrection?

Well, yeah. Yeah, they are.
Star Trek V and Nemesis are actually the only two Trek movies I can't watch. Generations has massive plot holes, but I still enjoyed it. Insurrection was a letdown from First Contact, but I like it more as time goes on. It could have been the best one of all, the potential was there.
Aside from The Final Frontier, none of the TOS movies are crap, so they win.

Mugato: OnlyM3: I like the film as well -overall-, but the loss of the Enterprise was a huge misstep. It was done to casually, with no respect or weight

I disagree with that, the whole crew looking on as the ship burned in the atmosphere and the score. Kirk was almost shaken by that as with his son's death.  I don't see how it could have been done better,


The only thing that bummed me out when I first saw that movie was thinking that blowing up the ship was overkill on Kirk's part, especially when Sulu told him how small the Bird of Prey's crew was. Hey, I was 14 when that movie came out and I grew up with Kirk taking on three Trills at once, surley he and Chekov could have ambushed a half dozen Klingons on their own ship and taken them out, right?
Also, Christopher Loyd's Kurge was one of the few people Kirk could not bluff.

raygundan: cptjeff: Seriously, Star Trek used to be something that at least tried to not be fluff.

Are you from an alternate universe?

TOS is the fluffiest fluff that ever fluffed a fluff.  It was pure cheese, but I will concede it occasionally made overt, simplified analogies to current events.  Kirk was a charicature of manliness that verged on satire.  He was brilliant and awesome and hotheaded and a total retard with two awesome friends whose own awesomeness was nonthreatening and complementary to his awesomeness.  He did space-judo in a leotard to unwind.  He did battle with Space Hippies.  There was a cat that turned into a hot chick.  An army of nagging robot wives.  The inventor of warp drive gettin' it on with a sparkly haystack.  A gladiator battle with a lizard-man where his Manly Knowledge let him build a firearm out of Muscle and Brawn from local rocks.  He did every woman and woman-shaped alien in a volume of space too large to accurately describe.  It was awesome because of this.

If you were, say, eight when the originals aired... it's hard to overlook the nostalgia filter.  I remember GI Joe cartoons fondly, but after watching a few as an adult, sometimes it's best to leave nostalgia to your memories.  Still... Star Trek didn't really seem to try to be serious until after TOS.


I've watched all the series over the last year or so on Netflix. Yes, TOS has aged. But it's still fun to watch.

There's a line in the episode Elaan of Troyius where Kirk tells the warmonging biatch that he'd turn tail and run if it accomplished his mission.  No "Either he goes down, or we do" there. If he could run and win, he ran. If he had to throw down, he kicked your ass. But he was never a flippant jerk about it.
Oh, well, opinions vary.
 
2013-05-14 10:32:07 PM  
The new Star Trek was a lot of fun.  I don't need or even want the new Trek to be a carbon copy of the old.  Frankly, the franchise was getting stale and needed a big kick in the ass.  The characters are close enough to the originals for me.
 
2013-05-14 10:57:07 PM  

flanker27del: Representative of the unwashed masses: ....

It's section 31 and my name is Sloan...

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Sloan was a poor substitute for Garak


Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind when viewing that picture was Danny Glover in Predator 2 saying "OK, pussyface. Your move."
 
2013-05-14 11:04:27 PM  

dragonchild: raygundan: I'll happily agree to disagree, but I think that New Kirk really feels like a faithful portrayal of what Old Kirk would have been like ten years before the events of TOS. His swagger is going to have to pay off a few times for it to become a lifelong trait. He'll do something that backfires later, and that will be the thing that makes him think twice. If that happens too early in his life, you get a normal man, not one with Kirk's swagger.

Fair enough and that all makes sense, but that misses my point.  This isn't about how the hubris leads to comeuppance; it's that in the Star Trek utopia, cockiness is discouraged from the get-go.  The military parity New Kirk enjoys is an opulent luxury compared to what Old Kirk had to deal with.  I feel that Star Trek is less about the characters than most fans, which is why your argument that New Kirk is a faithful adaptation doesn't convince me.  I really don't care.  Old Kirk's limited ability to consider non-violent situations makes him 1000x more badass than New Kirk to me, but forget my opinion -- it was required by his job commanding an exploratory vessel; cockiness was fatal.  If New Kirk encountered the typical Star Trek Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy, he wouldn't live long enough to learn a lesson about "burned fingers", especially when often times Old Kirk would be explicitly put in traps designed to get impulsive douchebags to destroy themselves.  99% of pop culture action protagonists including New Kirk would've perished in Day of the Dove, and that was only one episode!  For that matter, I'd wager 95% of Americans, if put in the same hypothetical situation, would also die.  There's a reason why TOS began with an established, seasoned crew backed by an enlightened utopia -- it took no less to encounter the weird, bizarre things they found and get out alive.  A confrontational douchebag had no place in a setting where the enemy might be a caveman, a god, or a god posing as a caveman.  The Enterprise needed a commander that could toss the book out the window on occasion (because WTF is protocol going to do against Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy), but stopped short of being a complete douchebag (because WTF is a dick-waving contest going to do against Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy).  New Kirk doesn't suck because he's a 10-years-younger version of old Kirk; he sucks because he's 50% short of what's required to be commander of the Enterprise.


Indeed.
 
2013-05-14 11:15:23 PM  

Mugato: I Like Bread: Tell you what - I'll try to recreate lens flare in real life, while you try to recreate the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. We'll decide which is more realistic.

That makes no sense at all.


I can see how it might not if you haven't been paying attention to the discussion, and only wandered in to shiatpost.
 
2013-05-15 12:02:44 AM  

dragonchild: it's that in the Star Trek utopia, cockiness is discouraged from the get-go.


I think again, we might be discussing different parts of Star Trek.  TOS never discouraged cockiness-- it put its cockiest bastards on humanity's most challenging frontiers over and over.  The movies painted a different picture, though, as did later series.  I think this is why I like the new movies.  TOS was always my favorite, and they feel more like TOS to me than even the movies with the TOS characters.

No "Either he goes down, or we do" there.

If that's a quote from the new movie, that's a better reason than I've heard from anybody else to dislike New Kirk.  If it's your attempt to paraphrase what I think of the original Kirk, I've done a terrible job explaining myself.  He's a cocky, swaggering, brilliant, womanizing, loyal and occasionally really stupid guy-- but I didn't mean to imply he was a violent take-no-prisoners type.  Hell, he was so cocky and overconfident that there were times I felt like he SHOULD have gone in guns-blazing but didn't.  You don't come by that kind of overconfidence naturally after the age of about 23.  It has to be reinforced.  And while you're right that it could get him killed, it's the unlikely "he farks up but lives" error that you need to turn Mr. All-Swagger into Mr. Introspective Swagger.
 
2013-05-15 12:11:05 AM  

dragonchild: cockiness was fatal.


This may be the core of our difference.  Old Kirk was really, REALLY cocky.  I think we have different definitions of the word in our heads.  To you, it implies that he would be confrontational and violent.  To me, it takes a hell of a cocky bastard to attempt a non-violent solution at great risk to his own person and crew from the command chair on a gigantic armed-and-armored ship.  Every time they dropped shields to talk it out with an adversary face-to-face or beamed their best officers to the surface of some unknown mystery it was Kirk's cockiness that made him confident enough he was willing to roll the dice and risk literally the entire ship's safety to do so.
 
2013-05-15 12:57:51 AM  

kroonermanblack: It bears mentioning that, since Star Trek's universe is post scarcity, the crews we see literally are 'the best humanity has to offer' in so many ways. They're the ones who were purely motivated, skilled, talented, and driven enough to actually make the cut and get a position, without any monetary, etc. motivation.


They are still the selfish, egoist people that nearly killed each other right before first contact. One of the better episodes of DS9 in season 7 was Siege of AR558. The message was spelled out very clearly: take away all the creature comforts and technological advancements and people will react with the same ferocity and bloodthirstiness as any other race.

It is easy to be an angel in paradise. Look up the stanford prison experiment; the circumstances and your biology determine what you do to a sickening degree.

dragonchild:
tl;dr
 
2013-05-15 01:47:25 AM  

flanker27del: demonfaerie: .....

Would love a Star Trek miniseries staring Garak.

I would pay serious money to see that. The guy who played Garak wrote a book in-character; its actually pretty good.


I keep trying to find this book online for under 10 bucks, but it seem to run around 30. I wonder if any local used book stores has it. I hope so, because I really want to read it.

Garak is a complex character that knows that life isn't always fair, and to always play by the rules won't let you survive. Also I know people expected him to hook up with Bashir after Ziyal died, but I always though Bashir was going to hook up with O'Brien. That is sadly how I know a lot of people that view Garak that way, and not how much of a badass he was by making usually crappy characters shine.
 
2013-05-15 01:52:22 AM  

Mugato: demonfaerie: Garek was badass. Although I think Int the Pale Moonlight would have been even better if Sisko were the one to plant the bomb on the Romulan senator's ship, impressing Garek with how far Sisko turned to the dark side.

Maybe, but Sisko never even thought about going that way until is happened. Garak slowly showing him that war makes a person do horrible things for a better outcome. Garak even sided with the Federation to help his people, and at the same time help kill them. I wish there was more episodes of Garak, and they didn't try to hook him with a Dukat's daughter

Yeah but Sisko having ethical issues with all the things they were doing to make the operation happen, arguing with Garek about what they should and should not do  and then at the end being the one who actually did something that Garek didn't even do, I think would have been even more dramatic but the episode was awesome either way.


Oh I agree with you, and it would show the flaws in the Federation is that no matter how hopeful you are, you need to get dirty once and awhile. That being said, I think the reason why he put Garak in charge of all this, because he knew himself he couldn't do it. As much as I like Sisko he doesn't really have the balls do it, because hes in Starfleet. Hell he didn't listen to the prophets, and Dax died. Sisko knew Garak could do what he couldn't, and basically enforced that Garak knows the grey areas of life. He isn't afraid to or accepts the idea that bad shiat needs to happen, and sometimes you have to do it.
 
2013-05-15 03:44:10 AM  

dragonchild: raygundan: They're not carbon-copy duplicates, because nobody can chew scenery like Shatner-- but his character has always been a brilliant, young, promoted-too-fast, loyal, shoot-from-the-hip womanizing douchebag who was inexplicably given command of a starship.

I'll have to take a slight issue with this because Old Kirk was never frantic.  That might be due to budgetary contraints or because it's Shatner, but it was also explicitly written into TOS episodes.  He fought a lizardman but stopped short of finishing him off.  An alien tries to tempt him and he meets his first pathetic try with a huff.  In numerous other episodes he approaches the situation with initial animosity, but often finds a less confrontational solution.  In fact, IIRC it was pressure from the network to keep Kirk in shirt-tearing melee and one-night-stands as much as possible.  How often was he shirtless once Star Trek hit the big screen?  He had swagger but the show repeatedly made a point that he wasn't smug to the core.  It felt more like an attempt to keep him superficially charismatic.  There was a LOT of apprehension with casting Patrick Stewart as the Captain in TNG because the networks felt no one would want to watch a show led by an old bald guy.  Yeah, that was a complete disaster.

But that quibble is really minor compared to Kirk's role within TOS itself.  As said before, he'll often be initially antagonistic but that frequently turns out to be the wrong solution to the problem, whether the threat du jour is an earth elemental or invisible trolls.  It's his cooler side that often proves invaluable.  I'll agree that, for the most part, Kirk is really just a Mary Sue character.  However, the world around him treats his impulsive qualities in a very different light.  People said I did a good job describing Kirk, but I wasn't describing Kirk at all.  I was describing how Kirk fits in the world he lives in -- he may be a shoot-from-the-hip douchenozzle to you, but how often did he kill ...


The hilarious part about all this: You've written a page long diatribe complaining about how the writers seemed to reward/encourage Kirk's behavior in the 2009 movie -  something which, by all accounts, they immediately deal with in ST: Into Darkness. Whoops.
 
2013-05-15 05:58:12 AM  
I'm curious to see if this is the one that goes Michael Bay splodey, or The Dark Knight "heavy, man," or both. No nerd poutrage from me, but both those schticks are boring.
 
2013-05-15 06:37:25 AM  

FiendishFellow05: The hilarious part about all this: You've written a page long diatribe complaining about how the writers seemed to reward/encourage Kirk's behavior in the 2009 movie - something which, by all accounts, they immediately deal with in ST: Into Darkness. Whoops.


What's "whoops" about it?  That's awesome news to hear, and may make it worth watching.  I don't get the impression this will be about Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy and will rather be yet another Generic Space Action Movie, because that's what Star Trek's been for a while, but that didn't ruin Wrath of Khan.

raygundan: I think we have different definitions of the word in our heads. To you, it implies that he would be confrontational and violent. To me, it takes a hell of a cocky bastard to attempt a non-violent solution at great risk to his own person and crew from the command chair on a gigantic armed-and-armored ship.


More or less, and I see what you're getting at.  Old Kirk oozes confidence, but I don't have a problem with it because he kind of has to.  On occasion he bluffed with Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy or called the bluff of an adversary posing as Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy, which is mind-bogglingly audacious.  In a more forgiving mood I'd say it's supposed to mean Old Kirk has excellent instincts in situations where winning has jack-all to do with tactics, but it really comes down to how the show builds tension, with a lot of it blatantly shoehorned in by the network.  It's not what makes the show good and I believe I've made that abundantly clear; though at least characters like Spock exist as voices of reason that are actually listened to on occasion whereas in most action they'd be crusty old farts that need to be shown by yung'uns how it's done these days.

Again, note when they started making movies, they had to abandon Giant Omnipotent Space Thingy (after the disaster that was TMP) but started putting Kirk on a VERY short leash.
 
2013-05-15 09:22:21 AM  

I Like Bread: TOS was mediocre. You'll get over it. Star Trek is still my favorite show overall, though, so you owe me 500 bucks.


You're just trolling then, becauwse by definition you cant believe what you're saying, asshole.
 
2013-05-15 09:44:56 AM  
Mugato [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 06:08:37 PM


OnlyM3: I like the film as well -overall-, but the loss of the Enterprise was a huge misstep. It was done to casually, with no respect or weight

I disagree with that, the whole crew looking on as the ship burned in the atmosphere and the score. Kirk was almost shaken by that as with his son's death. I don't see how it could have been done better,

You're free to disagree. But both events were a waste. Neither event was mentioned again and other than having to hijack the Klingon ship, neither event shaped or changed the story.

I will grant you Shatner did something w/ the death of his son, but it was so brief (fault of writers, not Shat) that it didn't carry the weight it should have. Kirk had just begun to know and reconcile w/ his son and all we get is 4 seconds. The Enterprise many fans followed for decades (that NDT calls the most influential space ship ever) and yes we do get a few seconds of the big three looking at it, but again.... no real impact on the story.

This guy goes into more detail that what I offer here, check it out and see if you don't think he makes some good points.

Again, I think this film is better than what it is generally given credit for being, but those two events could have been used to far better affect.
 
2013-05-15 10:15:34 AM  

dragonchild: yves0010: Kirk always broke Starfleet rules, first known offense was the Kobayashi Maru (seen in Wrath of Kahn) which he was rewarded a medal for Original Thinking. He also broke it when stealing the Enterprise in Search for Spock.

He broke the rules but the story didn't glorify it.  The sole purpose of the dialogue about the Kobayashi Maru Test was to later contrast with Spock's sacrifice given that Kirk had no answers to a problem he couldn't cheat out of.  It wasn't some defining Kirk kick-ass moment; it was his past coming back to bite him and leading directly to Spock's death.  Sacrificing Spock might have been the only solution, but it was a character flaw in that it never occurred to Kirk to give the order (or ANY order for that matter) because he never took in good faith the one test in the Academy that was intended to teach cadets how to make difficult decisions.

As for stealing the Enterprise, it led to the flagship's destruction and his demotion in spite of saving the world.  As it is it's apparent he clung to his command post by Saving the Whales.

The huge difference between Kirk and most renegade sci-fi protagonists is that Kirk lives in a world where his impulsive decisions have consequences, and despite his outward cockiness he's well aware of when he crosses the line.  His decisions to go rogue, while often right, don't automatically result in happy endings and comeuppance to his doubters.  It's his way of getting out of impossible situations where he basically picks his poison, which is why he's considered an excellent commander.  He doesn't break the rules just to be some sort of smug asshole, which is more than can be said for a lot of protagonists in pop culture these days.


Sometimes I'm gone too long and forget why I have people favorited. You've well reminded me.
 
2013-05-15 12:33:28 PM  

Madbassist1: I Like Bread: TOS was mediocre. You'll get over it. Star Trek is still my favorite show overall, though, so you owe me 500 bucks.

You're just trolling then, becauwse by definition you cant believe what you're saying, asshole.


Why not? My favorite series is DS9. That still qualifies as Star Trek.
If Star Wars fans can hate Ewoks and Jar Jar, I can have my opinion about TOS.
 
2013-05-15 12:59:44 PM  

raygundan: No "Either he goes down, or we do" there.

If that's a quote from the new movie, that's a better reason than I've heard from anybody else to dislike New Kirk.


It was from the 2009 movie, and it's actually "Either we're going down, or they are".  I groaned out loud in the theater when he said that it was so awful.
 
2013-05-15 03:25:53 PM  

Bacontastesgood: raygundan: No "Either he goes down, or we do" there.

If that's a quote from the new movie, that's a better reason than I've heard from anybody else to dislike New Kirk.

It was from the 2009 movie, and it's actually "Either we're going down, or they are".  I groaned out loud in the theater when he said that it was so awful.


It made sense in the 2009 movie-- that was a unique situation, where a kid has a chance to take out the thing that his father literally died trying to take out.  If he keeps on doing it without learning any lessons about the futility of revenge or the consequences of bold, risky endeavours that fail occasionally even for the brilliant... then I'll be fully on-board with your complaint.
 
2013-05-15 03:56:47 PM  

I Like Bread: Madbassist1: I Like Bread: TOS was mediocre. You'll get over it. Star Trek is still my favorite show overall, though, so you owe me 500 bucks.

You're just trolling then, becauwse by definition you cant believe what you're saying, asshole.

Why not? My favorite series is DS9. That still qualifies as Star Trek.
If Star Wars fans can hate Ewoks and Jar Jar, I can have my opinion about TOS.


moving the goalposts again. Saying on ething, then when called on it, coming back with "well I meant this, not that, and you should have known it" you keep doing that. fark off, troll.
 
2013-05-15 04:59:50 PM  

Bacontastesgood: It was from the 2009 movie, and it's actually "Either we're going down, or they are".  I groaned out loud in the theater when he said that it was so awful.


That line was shown in the trailer. I doubt you even saw the film.

/hope someone kicked the back of your seat for making annoying noises
 
2013-05-15 05:12:13 PM  

Bslim: "screenwriters Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof and Roberto Orci"

aka the same ass-crew responsible for Transformers.

Star Trek is dead to me.


theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-15 05:18:40 PM  

peterthx: Bslim: "screenwriters Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof and Roberto Orci"

aka the same ass-crew responsible for Transformers.

Star Trek is dead to me.

[theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com image 299x156]



He's not wrong. Those guys are farking hacks who still get all the cool gigs. If JJ gives them the Star Wars gig, even my fanboy ass will wait for the Redbox.
 
2013-05-15 05:36:51 PM  

Madbassist1: I Like Bread: Madbassist1: I Like Bread: TOS was mediocre. You'll get over it. Star Trek is still my favorite show overall, though, so you owe me 500 bucks.

You're just trolling then, becauwse by definition you cant believe what you're saying, asshole.

Why not? My favorite series is DS9. That still qualifies as Star Trek.
If Star Wars fans can hate Ewoks and Jar Jar, I can have my opinion about TOS.

moving the goalposts again. Saying on ething, then when called on it, coming back with "well I meant this, not that, and you should have known it" you keep doing that. fark off, troll.


You say I'm moving the goalposts, I say you're a presumptuous farkstain who makes sweeping generalizations and then gets mad when they're wrong.
 
2013-05-15 05:37:01 PM  

Mugato: He's not wrong. Those guys are farking hacks who still get all the cool gigs. If JJ gives them the Star Wars gig, even my fanboy ass will wait for the Redbox.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-05-15 05:48:22 PM  

I Like Bread: Madbassist1: I Like Bread: Madbassist1: I Like Bread: TOS was mediocre. You'll get over it. Star Trek is still my favorite show overall, though, so you owe me 500 bucks.

You're just trolling then, becauwse by definition you cant believe what you're saying, asshole.

Why not? My favorite series is DS9. That still qualifies as Star Trek.
If Star Wars fans can hate Ewoks and Jar Jar, I can have my opinion about TOS.

moving the goalposts again. Saying on ething, then when called on it, coming back with "well I meant this, not that, and you should have known it" you keep doing that. fark off, troll.

You say I'm moving the goalposts, I say you're a presumptuous farkstain who makes sweeping generalizations and then gets mad when they're wrong.


You should have noted that TOS was the only show that got *worse* as it went on.

/Voyager was pretty much "meh" its entire run with occasional high points in every season
 
2013-05-15 05:51:11 PM  

peterthx: Mugato: He's not wrong. Those guys are farking hacks who still get all the cool gigs. If JJ gives them the Star Wars gig, even my fanboy ass will wait for the Redbox.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x253]


Hey, it's no sweat off my sack, I'm not a writer. I work in the technical shiat. The more nonsensical CGI scenes they write the more I work. I do feel bad for real writers though, who didn't sell their souls to Satan.
 
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