Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Humans Invent)   The new class of computers as small as a grain of sand has arrived   ( divider line
    More: Cool  
•       •       •

3643 clicks; posted to Geek » on 14 May 2013 at 9:23 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-05-14 06:48:06 PM  
1 vote:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: fark, grain of sand? The screen on my Crackberry is small enough as it is.

Hopefully we can get a cable going to the connection between our eyes and brains, and put in a splitter with a switch, so we can choose either to see our vision, or gloriously monumentally large high definition film. That'd be swell. Then we can use it to keep us entertained in hibernative naptosis for our epic millenium long journeys between the stars in our 3D printed spaceships with QA.
2013-05-14 01:47:18 PM  
1 vote:

tillerman35: From TFA: I don't think we've actually implanted anything in any human to date

You don't THINK you've implanted anything in any human?  You're not SURE?  Maybe you should go check.

I think that is pretty much a weasel-word admission that they have.

Depending on your POV, it's either:
"It's over, folks, will the last meat human please turn out the lights"
"So when am I gonna get my implanted phone, Internet access, instant expert systems and 100,000 petabytes of RAM, huh?"
or even
"So when can we use this to (1) create nanobots to medically fix anything wrong in the human body and (2) create an artificial body for the lost causes?" (Quantum Apostrophe, you should appreciate this.)

Now is a good time to be alive.
Displayed 2 of 2 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.