UberDave: Cool. But whatever you do, don't program them to replicate.
tillerman35: From TFA: I don't think we've actually implanted anything in any human to dateYou don't THINK you've implanted anything in any human? You're not SURE? Maybe you should go check.
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: tillerman35: From TFA: I don't think we've actually implanted anything in any human to dateYou don't THINK you've implanted anything in any human? You're not SURE? Maybe you should go check.I think that is pretty much a weasel-word admission that they have.Depending on your POV, it's either:"It's over, folks, will the last meat human please turn out the lights"or"So when am I gonna get my implanted phone, Internet access, instant expert systems and 100,000 petabytes of RAM, huh?"or even"So when can we use this to (1) create nanobots to medically fix anything wrong in the human body and (2) create an artificial body for the lost causes?" (Quantum Apostrophe, you should appreciate this.)Now is a good time to be alive.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: fark, grain of sand? The screen on my Crackberry is small enough as it is.
dready zim: So, any guesses on it`s power?I`m guessing 0.01Mhz and single core.
BetterMetalSnake: Finally we can get our dream phones![i33.photobucket.com image 453x340]
DVDave: BetterMetalSnake: Finally we can get our dream phones![i33.photobucket.com image 453x340]Oh I remember that SNL sketch - that's the one where Jimmy Fallon broke character!
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