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(Daily Mail)   "Ma'am we'd like to ask you some questions about stalking a priest." "I stabbed a man to death nine years ago." "You don't do so well under pressure do you?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-05-14 10:05:42 AM
It's those teeth
 
2013-05-14 10:07:51 AM
she looks homeschooled
 
2013-05-14 10:09:01 AM
They've found Joni Mitchell's evil twin.
 
2013-05-14 10:12:06 AM

Plant Rights Activist: she looks homeschooled


Nah, she "found" God. Somewhere between killing a man and stalking a pastor, God was just hiding out, trying to lay low.

/"found God" should be immediate disqualification for insanity defense.
 
2013-05-14 10:18:07 AM

Kristoph57: Plant Rights Activist: she looks homeschooled

Nah, she "found" God. Somewhere between killing a man and stalking a pastor, God was just hiding out, trying to lay low.

/"found God" should be immediate disqualification for insanity defense.


You say that like the insanity defense ever works.
 
2013-05-14 10:18:49 AM
Kristoph57: /"found God" should be immediate disqualification for insanity defense.

I think exactly the opposite... =)
 
2013-05-14 10:21:49 AM
Should have found braces instead of god
 
2013-05-14 10:22:34 AM

Plant Rights Activist: she looks homeschooled


I resent this comment.
 
2013-05-14 10:22:45 AM
a) How come all of these "crazy American law enforcement" stories (like the Arab cooking rice in the pressure cooker) also come from the Daily Mail?

b) She is joined by husband Jason Rector, who police say aided his wife by disposing of her sexual fantasy notebook at the Hillbilly Fairgrounds in Laurie, Missouri.

You can't make this stuff up.

/does the Daily Mail?
 
2013-05-14 10:28:33 AM

Theeng: Kristoph57: Plant Rights Activist: she looks homeschooled

Nah, she "found" God. Somewhere between killing a man and stalking a pastor, God was just hiding out, trying to lay low.

/"found God" should be immediate disqualification for insanity defense.

You say that like the insanity defense ever works.


Maybe 'God' told her to confess?

Finding 'God' should work wonders for the insanity defense.

Accused : "God told me to confess."
Defense : "So you hear voices in your head telling you to confess?"
Accused : "God's voice, yes."
Defense : "Your Honour, as you can clearly see, the accused hears voices in her and therefore she is batshiat insane."

If God made someone do something, does that mean that that person has no free will?

Maybe she was still high when she confessed?
 
2013-05-14 10:34:58 AM
Impulse issues.
 
2013-05-14 10:38:42 AM
She is clearly a nice, normal, perfectly sane individual.
 
2013-05-14 10:40:49 AM

Kristoph57: /"found God" should be immediate disqualification for insanity defense.


You can make a fairly strong argument anyone claiming to find God should change their plea to guilty.  Prosecutors HAVE used a killer finding religion and attempting to change his plea to guilty as a sign of insanity.  Trying to find the case...
 
2013-05-14 10:47:07 AM
Been a good couple weeks for Missourians.
 
2013-05-14 11:05:19 AM
LOL! Murder is funny! Not as hilarious as rape but still pretty amusing.
 
2013-05-14 11:32:11 AM
Bad news: she will be behind bars for a long time
Good news: she will be able to eat corn on the cob through the bars
 
2013-05-14 12:31:08 PM
Obligatory....

images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-14 01:11:06 PM
Men take note: those are the eyes of a crazy woman. Avoid such women at all costs.
 
2013-05-14 03:44:05 PM
 
2013-05-14 04:12:17 PM
really?? NO one's said "rector, it farking killed her" yet? Quiet day.
 
2013-05-14 05:05:55 PM
Did she use a knife, or just her teeth?
 
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