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(Daily Star)   I feel like most people wouldn't have to be told NOT to have sex with a hornets nest   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 98
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2013-05-14 08:37:40 AM  

Brick-House: Ow, my balls.


I can't if took this long for that to get posted.
 
2013-05-14 08:38:21 AM  
Grrr...
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-14 08:38:21 AM  
believe
 
2013-05-14 08:42:43 AM  
If you say so, Subby...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-14 08:47:08 AM  
Rapiarist?
 
2013-05-14 08:47:54 AM  
The only thing weirder than this story is the comments below it.

On the other hand,
cl.jroo.me
 
2013-05-14 08:48:52 AM  
People do realize this site is the Swedish equivalent of "The Onion" right?
 
2013-05-14 08:51:01 AM  
Dumb ways to die:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

"Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason...."
 
2013-05-14 08:51:45 AM  

inthe80s: People do realize this site is the Swedish equivalent of "The Onion" right?


Please ... someone confirm this to be true. The thought that someone might, in fact, attempt to have sex with a hornets nest just really... it has to be a joke. Please?
 
2013-05-14 09:00:41 AM  

neversubmit: I wonder when they examine his head will they find a tumor.


Heh.

/iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-05-14 09:01:04 AM  
Its not our fault you're too small minded to dream, subby.
 
2013-05-14 09:02:25 AM  
This is why they called him "needle dick the bug farker".
 
2013-05-14 09:02:50 AM  
Darwin.
 
2013-05-14 09:08:39 AM  
Mynd you, wøsp stings Kan be pretti nasti...
 
2013-05-14 09:13:01 AM  
Those Swedes!  I didn't realize this was a euphemism

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-05-14 09:15:49 AM  

unchellmatt: inthe80s: People do realize this site is the Swedish equivalent of "The Onion" right?

Please ... someone confirm this to be true. The thought that someone might, in fact, attempt to have sex with a hornets nest just really... it has to be a joke. Please?


Reading the other articles on the site, it would appear to be true.
 
2013-05-14 09:18:57 AM  
This is some weird swedish satire, right? Or is Sweden the Florida of northern Europe?
 
2013-05-14 09:26:09 AM  
wonder if this hotlink will work

t.qkme.me
 
2013-05-14 09:26:55 AM  
You know, it's guys like that who ruin insect sex for the rest of us.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:08 AM  
So, Meow said the Dog is writing for News Sweden now?
 
2013-05-14 09:49:09 AM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 09:49:53 AM  
This is absurd.  Everyone knows hornets are high maintenance.
 
2013-05-14 09:51:41 AM  
Something just doesn't add up here. I can't pass judgment until I have all the facts.
 
2013-05-14 09:53:30 AM  

big pig peaches: This is some weird swedish satire, right? Or is Sweden the Florida of northern Europe?


this.
 
2013-05-14 10:08:18 AM  
I am really skeptical of this entire article. The neighbor thought the body was a whale? That he ejaculated? The entire premise that he would actually try to have sex with a hornets nest?
Leaving that aside, I think the poem lost something in the translation.
 
2013-05-14 10:11:58 AM  
Is this the guy?

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-14 10:13:05 AM  

gglibertine: Something just doesn't add up here. I can't pass judgment until I have all the facts.


Perhaps this was the most creative, farked up suicide in the history of ever?
 
2013-05-14 10:45:45 AM  

Rocket To Russia: So, Meow said the Dog is writing for News Sweden now?


Came in for this. Going out now.
 
2013-05-14 10:45:47 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 10:54:43 AM  
If you click around to the other articles its obvious that this isn't a serious news site.  One article i skimmed seemed to be either advocating or warning against anal fisting on commercial airplanes.  Not sure which.  I tend to move on when I see the words "fist" and "ass" in the same sentence.

The Swedes have a strange sense of humor.
 
2013-05-14 11:18:07 AM  
Wanna see something really swell?
 
2013-05-14 11:21:43 AM  

the_chief: Wanna see something really swell?


It'll probably end up growing on her.
 
2013-05-14 11:29:58 AM  

the_chief: Wanna see something really swell?


Guffaw!
 
2013-05-14 11:34:55 AM  

MrBallou: Is this the guy?

[i42.tinypic.com image 500x281]


Thanks, Smokey!
 
2013-05-14 11:46:57 AM  
This can't be true.
Just ... can't bee.
 
2013-05-14 12:17:31 PM  
This sounds like a scene that Hanna-Barbera artists would animate to show at the office Christmas party.

(Annnnd now you're picturing a naked Fred Flintstone with a beehive on his crotch, howling and frantically running past the same house and tree over and over again, aren't you? JOB DONE)
 
2013-05-14 01:21:14 PM  

squibbits: Was he a black guy? Maybe he was trying to Africanize them...


Here is his photo
 
2013-05-14 01:23:23 PM  

squibbits: Was he a black guy? Maybe he was trying to Africanize them...


Here is his photo
spokesgeek.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-14 01:32:39 PM  

HideMonkey: Rocket To Russia: So, Meow said the Dog is writing for News Sweden now?

Came in for this. Going out now.


MSTD is also the author of the poem, apparently.
 
2013-05-14 01:41:11 PM  
Oh, I thought you said Whore Nest. Whoops.
 
2013-05-14 01:43:12 PM  
Better idea than doing some of the hookers I've seen coming across the pages of FARK.
 
2013-05-14 02:05:44 PM  
I'd hate to *puts on shades* bee that guy.  YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 
2013-05-14 02:29:54 PM  
So how did it come out?
 
2013-05-14 03:46:56 PM  

ZAZ: When I see a girl with a wasp waist I can't help myself.


You're acting like an animal?
www.geeksofdoom.com
Now there's your scandal.

/Baby got stinger.
 
2013-05-14 03:48:37 PM  

RobotSpider: fta:  "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"

And THERE's your take-away, folks.


Words to live by.
 
2013-05-14 03:50:05 PM  

puckrock2000: Mynd you, wøsp stings Kan be pretti nasti...


A wasp once stung my sister.
 
2013-05-14 08:17:08 PM  
Punchline to old joke: "Me checkum for bees first!"
 
2013-05-15 01:57:25 AM  
One nest I'd like to get into.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i203.photobucket.com
 
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