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(Daily Star)   I feel like most people wouldn't have to be told NOT to have sex with a hornets nest   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 98
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2013-05-14 08:00:13 AM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Just no.
 
2013-05-14 08:01:47 AM
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2013-05-14 08:02:44 AM
I hear the nest has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
 
2013-05-14 08:03:47 AM
Han var så uppsvälld så att en granne trodde att det var ett valkadaver som låg på gräsmattan. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn.  *rimshot*
 
2013-05-14 08:04:57 AM
Can you blame him? Haven't you seen the way those hornets pulsate their abdomens, the scandalous way they lick their thoraxes clean, and the sexy, sultry pheromones they emit?
 
2013-05-14 08:05:00 AM
But then again some folk'll...

www.midwesttvguy.com
 
2013-05-14 08:06:02 AM
I learn so much on Fark.  that was on my To Do list today.

Thanks, Fark!
 
2013-05-14 08:06:04 AM
It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal.

I love the phrasing! LOL!
 
2013-05-14 08:06:13 AM
dafuq?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 08:06:44 AM
When I see a girl with a wasp waist I can't help myself.
 
2013-05-14 08:06:49 AM

MrHappyRotter: Can you blame him? Haven't you seen the way those hornets pulsate their abdomens, the scandalous way they lick their thoraxes clean, and the sexy, sultry pheromones they emit?


Oh great.  Here comes the Blame the Victim crowd.
 
2013-05-14 08:07:41 AM
Great, now you tell me!
 
2013-05-14 08:08:18 AM
Classic example of a self correcting problem...
 
2013-05-14 08:08:29 AM
"Buzz, buzz, buzz, knocking on heaven's durr."

Epic.
 
2013-05-14 08:10:04 AM
The latest from smilin' bob on penis enhancement.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-14 08:10:07 AM
Nø sexing der waspen.
 
2013-05-14 08:10:38 AM

special20: "Buzz, buzz, buzz, knocking on heaven's durr."

Epic.


Kaj Liljenroth  = Genius.
 
2013-05-14 08:10:49 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com

/did he?
 
2013-05-14 08:11:50 AM
He should have just buzzed off...

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2013-05-14 08:13:36 AM

squibbits: It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal.

I love the phrasing! LOL!


Smoking GNU: dafuq?


I assume that's a Google auto-translate thing.  Swedish-English is probably low on their priority list.
 
2013-05-14 08:14:05 AM
mojoimage.com


"Quick, Kato! The rape whistle!"
 
2013-05-14 08:14:08 AM
In the throes of passion pain and pleasure singles get confused.  A little swap on the backside or fifty four wasp stings might add a little to the excitement.

/the reverse is also true or so my wife tells me
//
 
2013-05-14 08:14:14 AM
Ow, my balls.
 
2013-05-14 08:14:19 AM
I have a friend who would probably be into that
 
2013-05-14 08:14:35 AM
shiat like this is proof that the end times are here.
 
2013-05-14 08:16:13 AM
So a honeypot stings another victim?
 
2013-05-14 08:16:53 AM
Google Translator has made this into all-time comedy gold! I can't stop reading this over and over and laughing my ass off!
 
2013-05-14 08:17:15 AM
Do I make you hornet, baby?
 
2013-05-14 08:17:36 AM
I wonder when they examine his head will they find a tumor.
 
2013-05-14 08:17:54 AM
I can't understand this.  I'm going to have to assume there is more to the story.
 
2013-05-14 08:18:29 AM
This pleases the queen...
 
2013-05-14 08:19:21 AM

the_rhino



I hear the nest has a way of shutting the whole thing down.


Only if it's legitimate. But the nest could have been asking for it. All up in the tree with it's mud and sticks and leaves looking sexy and alluring. You could probably look right up in to it's hole. Man is just a tool of God, you know. He doesn't have the strength to resist something like that. And the stings? He probably said to himself "I can take 150 stings. When I get there, I'll pull out, go to church and read some scriptures. But four extra hornets got to him. Sad.

Stupid slutty hornet's nest taking another man of god.
 
2013-05-14 08:22:17 AM
A hole is a hole.
 
2013-05-14 08:23:40 AM

FrancoFile: squibbits: It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal.

I love the phrasing! LOL!

Smoking GNU: dafuq?

I assume that's a Google auto-translate thing.  Swedish-English is probably low on their priority list.


I meant the situation.

How much alcohol and drugs do you have to ingest/mainline/smoke/take rectally for this to SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA?
 
2013-05-14 08:25:58 AM
Probably for the best. Any offspring would have torn our puny civilization apart.
 
2013-05-14 08:26:48 AM
web.mit.edu
 
2013-05-14 08:27:59 AM

Sybarite: Do I make you hornet, baby?


This made me laugh far more than it should have. +2.
 
2013-05-14 08:29:28 AM
Was he a black guy? Maybe he was trying to Africanize them...
 
2013-05-14 08:29:50 AM
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2013-05-14 08:29:57 AM
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"

"Att försöka ha samlag med ett getingbo är en mycket dålig idé"
 
2013-05-14 08:30:31 AM
fta:  "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"

And THERE's your take-away, folks.
 
2013-05-14 08:31:52 AM
Keep farkin' that beehive!
 
2013-05-14 08:34:02 AM

neversubmit: I wonder when they examine his head will they find a tumor.


Eht's naht a tumah.
 
2013-05-14 08:34:14 AM

ZAZ: When I see a girl with a wasp waist I can't help myself.


When a girl walks in with a little wasp waist and a thorax in your face you get stung.
 
2013-05-14 08:34:53 AM
s24.postimg.org

Askin' for it.
 
2013-05-14 08:35:12 AM
uhhhhh........Beavis?
 
2013-05-14 08:35:17 AM
Obligatory:
 
2013-05-14 08:35:37 AM

the_rhino: I hear the nest has a way of shutting the whole thing down.


Thanks for that.

\+1
 
2013-05-14 08:36:51 AM
Damn it Fark, with your file size limits...
 
2013-05-14 08:37:24 AM
They found semen. He farked the nest enough to ejaculate, or at least pre-ejaculate. I cannot fathom how that felt good enough to ejaculate. I'm still giggling though, he farked himself to death with hornets.
 
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