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(North Jersey)   Words you never want to see together: "Prostitution" and Senior Center"   (northjersey.com) divider line 37
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2013-05-14 09:27:09 AM
Puts a new meaning into "Taco Tuesdays".
 
2013-05-14 09:27:44 AM
I would if I was in a senior center.
 
2013-05-14 09:28:11 AM

special20: Puts a new meaning into "Taco Tuesdays".


These tacos are too dry.
 
2013-05-14 09:28:23 AM
Are you kidding? I'm counting on it!
 
2013-05-14 09:30:42 AM
Great, now I'm hungry for a grilled cheese. Thanks scum-mitter!
 
2013-05-14 09:33:01 AM
Speak for yourself, Subby. Speak for yourself.
 
2013-05-14 09:34:41 AM
With most people's retirement plans involving "win the lottery" these days, I think you'll see a lot more of it.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:28 AM
Speak for yourself, kiddo.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:50 AM

gilgigamesh: I would if I was in a senior center.


Same here.

Plus, if you read TFA, guy was bringing in young crack whores.   He wasn't pimping out grandma.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:50 AM

Gonz: Speak for yourself, Subby. Speak for yourself.


This! The early bird specials are teh bomb!
 
2013-05-14 09:38:20 AM
Ya think they get the phrases "dime bag" and "old hag" mixed up?

awkward....

/turns up hearing aid
 
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2013-05-14 09:38:51 AM
"Never"?
Kinda depends on how old you live to be, doesn't it?
 
2013-05-14 09:39:29 AM
"I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."

Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home.  I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.
 
2013-05-14 09:39:41 AM
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2013-05-14 09:39:47 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: With most people's retirement plans involving "win the lottery" these days, I think you'll see a lot more of it.


I could also see geriatric hit-men.  At least they get senior care if they do get caught.

I've planned for my retirement, but when I don't have a job to hold down I do plan to "Smoke weed erryday."
 
2013-05-14 09:40:42 AM
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2013-05-14 09:40:55 AM
First, mail order Viagra. Now this. Has it been over 4 hours, Grandpa?
 
2013-05-14 09:42:23 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s23.postimg.org image 800x534]


Is that Yovani Gallardo?

Como estas, biatches!
 
2013-05-14 09:43:21 AM
Depends.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:36 AM
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2013-05-14 09:44:19 AM
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2013-05-14 09:46:17 AM
"Sometimes I do it for pudding."
 
2013-05-14 09:54:55 AM

Vodka Zombie: "I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."

Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home.  I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.


Granddaddy made a similar comment when he moved to a facility.

Granddaddy also kept a fully-stocked liquor cabinet, right next to his recliner.
 
2013-05-14 09:57:53 AM

Gonz: Vodka Zombie: "I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."

Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home.  I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.

Granddaddy made a similar comment when he moved to a facility.

Granddaddy also kept a fully-stocked liquor cabinet, right next to his recliner.


LOL!  Yeah.  My grandfather actually had a prescription for a pint of vodka a week.  It was kind of awesome walking into Walgreen's and getting a bottle with a dosing label on it.
 
2013-05-14 10:05:54 AM
When people talked about so much dust in the room, I thought that it was because this was a sappy, sentimental story about retirees.

I was wrong.
 
2013-05-14 10:21:44 AM

Gonz: Vodka Zombie: "I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."

Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home.  I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.

Granddaddy made a similar comment when he moved to a facility.

Granddaddy also kept a fully-stocked liquor cabinet, right next to his recliner.


I guess it's somewhat common. I first heard about this years ago from a coworker who had a relative in a home that was complaining about people whoring themselves for medication or something like that.
 
2013-05-14 10:29:36 AM
My grandfather moved into his facility in his early 70s and left it at age 92 when he got too senile for assisted living.  He was vastly outnumbered by the ladies and had to fend off the withered tail with a stick. An equally withered stick, one  supposes.

The wily old opportunist always went for the ones who could still drive.
 
2013-05-14 10:48:27 AM
A 66 yr old woman named Cheryl? I find that more surprising than the rest of the goingson considering the photo of some of the occupants.
 
2013-05-14 10:49:51 AM
I wonder if this makes the senior center subject to asset forfeiture?
 
2013-05-14 10:53:25 AM
"sounds like Floriduh, but came here for the "My p***ys' drier than a pile of dead leaves." reference, leaving unamused.
 
2013-05-14 11:05:56 AM
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I hope there will be pudding.....
 
2013-05-14 11:51:53 AM

browntimmy: Gonz: Vodka Zombie: "I can unlock any woman's room in this place with a bottle of vodka."

Something my grandfather once said after we put him in a home.  I'm pretty sure he tore a path through that place like a frat boy.

Granddaddy made a similar comment when he moved to a facility.

Granddaddy also kept a fully-stocked liquor cabinet, right next to his recliner.

I guess it's somewhat common. I first heard about this years ago from a coworker who had a relative in a home that was complaining about people whoring themselves for medication or something like that.


My dad said the best pickup line in the retirement community was "I can drive at night"
 
mjg
2013-05-14 12:02:09 PM

kid_icarus: special20: Puts a new meaning into "Taco Tuesdays".

These tacos are too dry.


Excuse me, it's getting dusty in here.
 
2013-05-14 02:32:33 PM
I can't wait, I'm gonna nail 'em all.
 
2013-05-14 03:25:37 PM
Yeah boy! Vintage meat curtains!
 
2013-05-14 07:54:02 PM
I'm not convinced there is enough vodka in the world for that.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:21 PM
I haven't read the article yet but I'm going to say Thailand?
 
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