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(   No matter how you slice it, punching a sandwich maker is not an acceptable response to too many pickles   ( divider line
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2013-05-14 10:12:59 AM  
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bungle_jr: vudukungfu: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

you white, right?

how'd you guess?


what difference does it make?

I made sandwiches for 12 years for a very hungry public.
I had to learn ASL for some clients.
But that is one white sammich.
I suppose a brother might be inclined to eat that, but I never met one.
I did learn to dunk fried chicken in mayo from a brother, though.
/but he wouldn't touch "mickle" whip.
2013-05-14 09:48:05 AM  
1 vote:
At least no one stuck their dick in the pickle slicer.
2013-05-14 09:45:06 AM  
1 vote:

Seacrest: anyone bashing sweet pickles is in for a stabbin

Sweet pickles are the work of Satan!
2013-05-14 09:43:21 AM  
1 vote:
anyone bashing sweet pickles is in for a
2013-05-14 09:13:15 AM  
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Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.

Yup.  So it is easy to throw away.
2013-05-14 09:11:18 AM  
1 vote:
Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.
2013-05-14 09:09:27 AM  
1 vote:
If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.
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