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2013-05-14 04:49:56 AM
She punched someone in the face so the cops drive her to a hospital and will issue her a summons on a charge of  assault?  Something ain't right here.

Oh, wait, she was nabbed near City Hall; bet she works there.
 
2013-05-14 09:09:27 AM
If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.
 
2013-05-14 09:09:38 AM
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2013-05-14 09:09:56 AM

Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.


truth
 
2013-05-14 09:09:58 AM
What about when the sandwich maker stacks all your pickle slices on top of each other, instead of spreading them around? Surely, it's OK to punch him for that.
 
2013-05-14 09:10:20 AM
More like a "knuckle sandwich."
 
2013-05-14 09:10:43 AM
I came here to say that sweet pickles would be deserving of a beating. I was too slow.

It's times like this when I love this place.
 
2013-05-14 09:11:18 AM
Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.
 
2013-05-14 09:11:35 AM
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2013-05-14 09:12:25 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.


Depends on the sandwich. Most of the time, yes, but there are exceptions.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:05 AM
I think all pickles are generally pretty good.

Well...not ass pickles. But who am I to judge.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:15 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.


Yup.  So it is easy to throw away.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:47 AM
So some dude punched his wife?
 
2013-05-14 09:13:58 AM

ladyfortuna: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.

Depends on the sandwich. Most of the time, yes, but there are exceptions.


Cubans...mmmm...
 
2013-05-14 09:16:41 AM
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2013-05-14 09:17:30 AM
Too many pickles?

That's the surprise!
 
2013-05-14 09:18:32 AM
...would you say there was an incident with the pickle?
 
2013-05-14 09:20:33 AM
Don't screw with his sandvich
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2013-05-14 09:20:42 AM

Skarekrough: ...would you say there was an incident with the pickle?


That had to be unpleasant. I mean can you imagine getting brine up there?

It had to have been very burny.
 
2013-05-14 09:21:35 AM

Skarekrough: ...would you say there was an incident with the pickle?


I used to webcam with a dude in Adelaide who would do strange things to cucumbers, and then put them back into the vegetable crisper for his mum to slice up in that nights salad.
 
2013-05-14 09:22:40 AM

bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth


Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?
 
2013-05-14 09:22:42 AM
I thought this article would be about Chris Brown.
 
2013-05-14 09:23:54 AM
There's no such thing as too many pickles

/Unless it's sweet pickles
//For every sweet pickle I find, I shall kill you
 
2013-05-14 09:24:31 AM
Excuse me, subby, but the correct term is SANDWICH ARTIST.  I didn't go to four years of art school to be a sandwich maker, mmkay?
 
2013-05-14 09:25:56 AM
Now we know why that plane has been circling over Quincy for the last 3 months.  They've been setting up an over-pickling sting.
 
2013-05-14 09:26:27 AM
How many pickles is too many? 500? 1,000?
The woman in TFA is a bit picky.

/pickle picky
 
2013-05-14 09:26:36 AM
The question is, was the meat in the sandwich from a Perfectly Normal Beast?
 
2013-05-14 09:28:49 AM
Refusing to refund the customer IS however worth a punch in the face.
 
2013-05-14 09:30:19 AM

sigdiamond2000: bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth

Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?


Sweet and hot are one of my favorites. Add a few of your favorite type of hot peppers to the standard sweet pickle brine.

Good with vodka.
 
2013-05-14 09:31:40 AM

sigdiamond2000: bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth

Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?


1. my grandmother, who will always have a big variety tray of veggies, pickles, crackers, chips, and dips at family gatherings. problem is usually the dill/sour pickles look like the sweet pickles, so i have to ask her before i pick up any pickle. she'll have several pickle varieties...some store bought, some homemade.

2. my wife. she keeps a jar of them in the fridge for the sole purpose of adding too many ingredients to my tuna. consequently, in tuna is the ONLY way i can tolerate sweet pickles. always has been. but i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:20 AM
"Drouin started loudly complaining, used a profanity, and made other derogatory comments about the ratio of certain ingredients as the worker prepared the sandwich, police said."

I would love to hear the audio where said ratio is discussed.

/A profanity?
//Only the best Clark.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:08 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.


Two all beef patty's, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles on the side, onions on a sesame seed bun?
 
2013-05-14 09:33:13 AM
www.joeactor.com

/Fark Pickle Mascot?
 
2013-05-14 09:33:46 AM

Brytanica1: sigdiamond2000: bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth

Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?

Sweet and hot are one of my favorites. Add a few of your favorite type of hot peppers to the standard sweet pickle brine.

Good with vodka.


Ok, Wickles are awesome.  They are sweet and hot so that's acceptable.  But regular sweet pickles should be considered a crime against humanity.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:16 AM
At minimum, should have tazed her ass if there was no Louisville Slugger handy.

/Ain't nobody got time for dat!
 
2013-05-14 09:36:22 AM

bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.


My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:00 AM

DuoX: The question is, was the meat in the sandwich from a Perfectly Normal Beast?


It just sounds like a Random attack to me...
 
2013-05-14 09:37:06 AM
I like sweet pickles,and I put them in tuna and on my burgers and hot dogs. Bread and butter can go to hell, though.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:11 AM
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2013-05-14 09:41:43 AM

ladyfortuna: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.


uses for mayo = french fries
uses for mw = everything else!

i will get mayo on baconcheeseburgers or other burgers/sandwiches at restaurants only because most restaurants don't have mw. for the longest time, though, i only got mustard and/or ketchup, or some other sauce.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:21 AM
anyone bashing sweet pickles is in for a stabbini2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-14 09:45:06 AM

Seacrest: anyone bashing sweet pickles is in for a stabbin


Sweet pickles are the work of Satan!
 
2013-05-14 09:46:56 AM
I like sweet pickles.

I like relish on my hot dogs.

I put relish in my mac salad and potato salads.

I will stack a burger with sweet pickles.  I will put them on a grilled chicken and bacon sandwich.

I will also give your mom my sweet pickle.
 
2013-05-14 09:48:05 AM
At least no one stuck their dick in the pickle slicer.
 
2013-05-14 09:51:17 AM

bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.


you white, right?
 
2013-05-14 09:52:41 AM
My mother (like another poster's gran) insists on including sweet pickles as part of her relish trays (and I too have to ask which is which).

/dislikes sweet pickles generally
//once in a blue moon will have
///usually when I see my Mom on a holiday with a relish tray
 
2013-05-14 09:53:20 AM
Smart Mom's know...

Seacrest Out
 
2013-05-14 09:54:13 AM

ladyfortuna: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.


(gathers up in a circle) Let's do this!!
 
2013-05-14 09:54:24 AM

Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.


Would like a word with you.
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2013-05-14 10:05:32 AM

vudukungfu: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

you white, right?


how'd you guess?

and

what difference does it make?
 
2013-05-14 10:08:11 AM
So she gets assualt I see, big dill.
 
2013-05-14 10:10:18 AM

kdawg7736: So she gets assualt I see, big dill.


I meant assault.
 
2013-05-14 10:12:59 AM

bungle_jr: vudukungfu: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

you white, right?

how'd you guess?

and

what difference does it make?


I made sandwiches for 12 years for a very hungry public.
I had to learn ASL for some clients.
But that is one white sammich.
I suppose a brother might be inclined to eat that, but I never met one.
I did learn to dunk fried chicken in mayo from a brother, though.
/but he wouldn't touch "mickle" whip.
 
2013-05-14 10:13:19 AM
hey you guys what's going on here

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2013-05-14 10:15:49 AM

vudukungfu: bungle_jr: vudukungfu: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

you white, right?

how'd you guess?

and

what difference does it make?

I made sandwiches for 12 years for a very hungry public.
I had to learn ASL for some clients.
But that is one white sammich.
I suppose a brother might be inclined to eat that, but I never met one.
I did learn to dunk fried chicken in mayo from a brother, though.
/but he wouldn't touch "mickle" whip.


dat be raciss, yo

but yeah, i do suppose that's a very caucasian sammich i've described
oh, and i do like it on plain super soft white bread (just doesn't tast right on any other kind of bread), but i'd just as soon scoop it up with ritz crackers
 
2013-05-14 10:16:18 AM
hounds ear pickles.
ew
ew
ew
 
2013-05-14 11:00:19 AM
I like sweet pickles.
 
2013-05-14 11:10:16 AM
I always ask that the pickles are placed carefully, one at a time, and in the precise location that I point to, until I'm completely satisfied.

"There. There. There. There. Over a bit. There. There. Yes, there. There. There. There. There. There. There. Now, STOP!"

That's for a 6" sub. If it's a 12", I just force my way behind the counter with my mace cannister and put the pickles on myself.

/Can only visit each sub shop once.
 
2013-05-14 11:33:10 AM
No matter how you slice it, punching a sandwich maker is not an acceptable response to too many pickles

Violence against women is never justified.

Wait, was this actually about sandwhiches?  Didn't read the article...
 
2013-05-14 11:54:17 AM
People know you can remove extraneous pickles, right? That's what I do. It's not difficult. You open the sammich, remove the "extra" pickles, close sammich, done. No punching necessary.
 
2013-05-14 12:00:06 PM
damn pickles trying to be something they're not.


hotsaucedaily.com


/i love these things
 
2013-05-14 12:23:47 PM
It's sandwich ARTIST subby.Jeez!
 
2013-05-14 12:24:34 PM
Subway?

*click*

Nathan's. Okay; I half-expected Subway. There's something about Subway that makes a lot of customers just lose their ENTIRE minds. I read more bad-customer stories about Subway than about any other fast-food retailer, and considering I've seen most of the *crazy 800 lb lady tries to crawl through drive-thru window to kill server" videos on YouTube, that's saying something.

It's not just the savage hostility, either; I see people doing their weeks' grocery shopping in there, walking out with more footlongs than I could comfortably lift. My personal favorite, though, has always been the 60+ year old woman who has probably never had to make a decision in her life, trying to pick between four kinds of bread, three kinds of cheese, and good lord, since when does processed luncheon meat come in so many varieties? I shall have to ponder upon this. Possibly for the duration of an ice age.

But that's okay, because my cousin's meatball marinara subs are health food. He saw it on those commercials with Jared; the guy ate at Subway for weeks and lost a zillion pounds. True, he's ordering meatball footlongs while Jared's nutritionist was buying him low-fat no-cheese ham sandwiches, but that weight loss should kick in any day now. Any day now.

All of which is weird, because the cashiers seem nice.
 
2013-05-14 12:34:55 PM

peasandcarrots: Subway?

*click*

Nathan's. Okay; I half-expected Subway. There's something about Subway that makes a lot of customers just lose their ENTIRE minds. I read more bad-customer stories about Subway than about any other fast-food retailer, and considering I've seen most of the *crazy 800 lb lady tries to crawl through drive-thru window to kill server" videos on YouTube, that's saying something.

It's not just the savage hostility, either; I see people doing their weeks' grocery shopping in there, walking out with more footlongs than I could comfortably lift. My personal favorite, though, has always been the 60+ year old woman who has probably never had to make a decision in her life, trying to pick between four kinds of bread, three kinds of cheese, and good lord, since when does processed luncheon meat come in so many varieties? I shall have to ponder upon this. Possibly for the duration of an ice age.

But that's okay, because my cousin's meatball marinara subs are health food. He saw it on those commercials with Jared; the guy ate at Subway for weeks and lost a zillion pounds. True, he's ordering meatball footlongs while Jared's nutritionist was buying him low-fat no-cheese ham sandwiches, but that weight loss should kick in any day now. Any day now.

All of which is weird, because the cashiers seem nice.


Since there are more Subways locations in the US than McDonalds and Burger King combined, I'm not surprised.
 
2013-05-14 12:36:07 PM

peasandcarrots: Subway?

*click*

Nathan's. Okay; I half-expected Subway. There's something about Subway that makes a lot of customers just lose their ENTIRE minds. I read more bad-customer stories about Subway than about any other fast-food retailer, and considering I've seen most of the *crazy 800 lb lady tries to crawl through drive-thru window to kill server" videos on YouTube, that's saying something.

It's not just the savage hostility, either; I see people doing their weeks' grocery shopping in there, walking out with more footlongs than I could comfortably lift. My personal favorite, though, has always been the 60+ year old woman who has probably never had to make a decision in her life, trying to pick between four kinds of bread, three kinds of cheese, and good lord, since when does processed luncheon meat come in so many varieties? I shall have to ponder upon this. Possibly for the duration of an ice age.

But that's okay, because my cousin's meatball marinara subs are health food. He saw it on those commercials with Jared; the guy ate at Subway for weeks and lost a zillion pounds. True, he's ordering meatball footlongs while Jared's nutritionist was buying him low-fat no-cheese ham sandwiches, but that weight loss should kick in any day now. Any day now.

All of which is weird, because the cashiers seem nice.


i've never had a problem with subway.

then again, i don't fit any of the crazy personas you mentioned. i simply go for a sandwich, know which kind of bread, meat, toppings i want ahead of time or after about 10 - 20 seconds of looking at the menu.

only time i've been alone and purchased multiples was when i was tdy at eskan village, saudi arabia. once a week subway would setup shop on base and sell footlongs for, if i remember correctly, $5 (this was 13 years ago). most of us would usually get 2 or 3 subs, since they are good for 2 or 3 days of refrigeration.

strange thing was they served pork products...ham and bacon. they did not do that off base, being in saudi arabia, but i guess they were ok with us having the choice.
 
2013-05-14 12:40:00 PM

FrancoFile: peasandcarrots: Subway?

*click*

Nathan's. Okay; I half-expected Subway. There's something about Subway that makes a lot of customers just lose their ENTIRE minds. I read more bad-customer stories about Subway than about any other fast-food retailer, and considering I've seen most of the *crazy 800 lb lady tries to crawl through drive-thru window to kill server" videos on YouTube, that's saying something.

It's not just the savage hostility, either; I see people doing their weeks' grocery shopping in there, walking out with more footlongs than I could comfortably lift. My personal favorite, though, has always been the 60+ year old woman who has probably never had to make a decision in her life, trying to pick between four kinds of bread, three kinds of cheese, and good lord, since when does processed luncheon meat come in so many varieties? I shall have to ponder upon this. Possibly for the duration of an ice age.

But that's okay, because my cousin's meatball marinara subs are health food. He saw it on those commercials with Jared; the guy ate at Subway for weeks and lost a zillion pounds. True, he's ordering meatball footlongs while Jared's nutritionist was buying him low-fat no-cheese ham sandwiches, but that weight loss should kick in any day now. Any day now.

All of which is weird, because the cashiers seem nice.

Since there are more Subways locations in the US than McDonalds and Burger King combined, I'm not surprised.


i used to joke that if i ever had a house built it would probably have a subway restaurant in it
they are so easy to set up compared to most other fast food...low square footage, no fryers, no large ovens, no flattops or stovetops...basically a fridge (and i assume a freezer), ovens that fit behind the counter to bake the bread, a convection oven to toast the sammies (rather new...not in their stores when i joked about having one in my house), and a refrigerated display/assembly counter
 
2013-05-14 12:58:32 PM
But was the meat in the sandwich perfectly normal ?

/no matter, surely the sandwich maker was mostly harmless.
 
2013-05-14 01:10:06 PM
Bubble Bass approves of this sandwich.  Dont forget the pickles ! Hee Hee Haw Hee Hee Haw !
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2013-05-14 01:54:23 PM
Patti you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patti you're the sugar in my tea,
Patti you're the relish on my hot dog,
Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me. OH OH OH
 
2013-05-14 02:02:06 PM

Neondion: Patti you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patti you're the sugar in my tea,
Patti you're the relish on my hot dog,
Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me. OH OH OH


what a great show :) one of the 3 original nicktoons!

too bad when it went to abc they ruined it!
 
2013-05-14 02:03:48 PM

bungle_jr: Neondion: Patti you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patti you're the sugar in my tea,
Patti you're the relish on my hot dog,
Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me. OH OH OH

what a great show :) one of the 3 original nicktoons!

too bad when it went to abc they ruined it!


It was funny.  I dug it.
 
2013-05-14 02:06:44 PM

jfivealive: bungle_jr: Neondion: Patti you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patti you're the sugar in my tea,
Patti you're the relish on my hot dog,
Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me. OH OH OH

what a great show :) one of the 3 original nicktoons!

too bad when it went to abc they ruined it!

It was funny.  I dug doug it.


pet peeve
 
2013-05-14 02:25:44 PM
I like cucumber, I like vinegar, but pickles are disgusting.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:43 PM

thetrenchcoat: At least no one stuck their dick in the pickle slicer.


One of my faves. I heard she got fired too.
 
2013-05-14 03:00:07 PM

thetrenchcoat: At least no one stuck their dick in the pickle slicer.


Took way too long for this to surface in the thread.
Assuming/hoping subby was leading towards it with the headline.
 
2013-05-14 09:16:56 PM
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2013-05-14 09:53:56 PM

Do the needful: ladyfortuna: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.

(gathers up in a circle) Let's do this!!


I think we scared them off :D
 
2013-05-15 12:31:17 AM
What a sandwich maker looks like:

www.bbc.co.uk
 
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