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(Boston.com)   No matter how you slice it, punching a sandwich maker is not an acceptable response to too many pickles   (boston.com) divider line 78
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2013-05-14 04:49:56 AM  
She punched someone in the face so the cops drive her to a hospital and will issue her a summons on a charge of  assault?  Something ain't right here.

Oh, wait, she was nabbed near City Hall; bet she works there.
 
2013-05-14 09:09:27 AM  
If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.
 
2013-05-14 09:09:38 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:09:56 AM  

Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.


truth
 
2013-05-14 09:09:58 AM  
What about when the sandwich maker stacks all your pickle slices on top of each other, instead of spreading them around? Surely, it's OK to punch him for that.
 
2013-05-14 09:10:20 AM  
More like a "knuckle sandwich."
 
2013-05-14 09:10:43 AM  
I came here to say that sweet pickles would be deserving of a beating. I was too slow.

It's times like this when I love this place.
 
2013-05-14 09:11:18 AM  
Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.
 
2013-05-14 09:11:35 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:12:25 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.


Depends on the sandwich. Most of the time, yes, but there are exceptions.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:05 AM  
I think all pickles are generally pretty good.

Well...not ass pickles. But who am I to judge.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:15 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.


Yup.  So it is easy to throw away.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:47 AM  
So some dude punched his wife?
 
2013-05-14 09:13:58 AM  

ladyfortuna: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.

Depends on the sandwich. Most of the time, yes, but there are exceptions.


Cubans...mmmm...
 
2013-05-14 09:16:41 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:17:30 AM  
Too many pickles?

That's the surprise!
 
2013-05-14 09:18:32 AM  
...would you say there was an incident with the pickle?
 
2013-05-14 09:20:33 AM  
Don't screw with his sandvich
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2013-05-14 09:20:42 AM  

Skarekrough: ...would you say there was an incident with the pickle?


That had to be unpleasant. I mean can you imagine getting brine up there?

It had to have been very burny.
 
2013-05-14 09:21:35 AM  

Skarekrough: ...would you say there was an incident with the pickle?


I used to webcam with a dude in Adelaide who would do strange things to cucumbers, and then put them back into the vegetable crisper for his mum to slice up in that nights salad.
 
2013-05-14 09:22:40 AM  

bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth


Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?
 
2013-05-14 09:22:42 AM  
I thought this article would be about Chris Brown.
 
2013-05-14 09:23:54 AM  
There's no such thing as too many pickles

/Unless it's sweet pickles
//For every sweet pickle I find, I shall kill you
 
2013-05-14 09:24:31 AM  
Excuse me, subby, but the correct term is SANDWICH ARTIST.  I didn't go to four years of art school to be a sandwich maker, mmkay?
 
2013-05-14 09:25:56 AM  
Now we know why that plane has been circling over Quincy for the last 3 months.  They've been setting up an over-pickling sting.
 
2013-05-14 09:26:27 AM  
How many pickles is too many? 500? 1,000?
The woman in TFA is a bit picky.

/pickle picky
 
2013-05-14 09:26:36 AM  
The question is, was the meat in the sandwich from a Perfectly Normal Beast?
 
2013-05-14 09:28:49 AM  
Refusing to refund the customer IS however worth a punch in the face.
 
2013-05-14 09:30:19 AM  

sigdiamond2000: bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth

Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?


Sweet and hot are one of my favorites. Add a few of your favorite type of hot peppers to the standard sweet pickle brine.

Good with vodka.
 
2013-05-14 09:31:40 AM  

sigdiamond2000: bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth

Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?


1. my grandmother, who will always have a big variety tray of veggies, pickles, crackers, chips, and dips at family gatherings. problem is usually the dill/sour pickles look like the sweet pickles, so i have to ask her before i pick up any pickle. she'll have several pickle varieties...some store bought, some homemade.

2. my wife. she keeps a jar of them in the fridge for the sole purpose of adding too many ingredients to my tuna. consequently, in tuna is the ONLY way i can tolerate sweet pickles. always has been. but i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:20 AM  
"Drouin started loudly complaining, used a profanity, and made other derogatory comments about the ratio of certain ingredients as the worker prepared the sandwich, police said."

I would love to hear the audio where said ratio is discussed.

/A profanity?
//Only the best Clark.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:08 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Pickles belong in spears beside the sandwich. There, I said it.


Two all beef patty's, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles on the side, onions on a sesame seed bun?
 
2013-05-14 09:33:13 AM  
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/Fark Pickle Mascot?
 
2013-05-14 09:33:46 AM  

Brytanica1: sigdiamond2000: bungle_jr: Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.

truth

Has anyone ever met anyone in their lives who likes sweet pickles?

I haven't.

Why are they still on grocery stores shelves?

Sweet and hot are one of my favorites. Add a few of your favorite type of hot peppers to the standard sweet pickle brine.

Good with vodka.


Ok, Wickles are awesome.  They are sweet and hot so that's acceptable.  But regular sweet pickles should be considered a crime against humanity.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:16 AM  
At minimum, should have tazed her ass if there was no Louisville Slugger handy.

/Ain't nobody got time for dat!
 
2013-05-14 09:36:22 AM  

bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.


My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:00 AM  

DuoX: The question is, was the meat in the sandwich from a Perfectly Normal Beast?


It just sounds like a Random attack to me...
 
2013-05-14 09:37:06 AM  
I like sweet pickles,and I put them in tuna and on my burgers and hot dogs. Bread and butter can go to hell, though.
 
2013-05-14 09:37:11 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:41:43 AM  

ladyfortuna: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.


uses for mayo = french fries
uses for mw = everything else!

i will get mayo on baconcheeseburgers or other burgers/sandwiches at restaurants only because most restaurants don't have mw. for the longest time, though, i only got mustard and/or ketchup, or some other sauce.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:21 AM  
anyone bashing sweet pickles is in for a stabbini2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-14 09:45:06 AM  

Seacrest: anyone bashing sweet pickles is in for a stabbin


Sweet pickles are the work of Satan!
 
2013-05-14 09:46:56 AM  
I like sweet pickles.

I like relish on my hot dogs.

I put relish in my mac salad and potato salads.

I will stack a burger with sweet pickles.  I will put them on a grilled chicken and bacon sandwich.

I will also give your mom my sweet pickle.
 
2013-05-14 09:48:05 AM  
At least no one stuck their dick in the pickle slicer.
 
2013-05-14 09:51:17 AM  

bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.


you white, right?
 
2013-05-14 09:52:41 AM  
My mother (like another poster's gran) insists on including sweet pickles as part of her relish trays (and I too have to ask which is which).

/dislikes sweet pickles generally
//once in a blue moon will have
///usually when I see my Mom on a holiday with a relish tray
 
2013-05-14 09:53:20 AM  
Smart Mom's know...

Seacrest Out
 
2013-05-14 09:54:13 AM  

ladyfortuna: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

My brother!

Let the mayo vs. MW wars commence, I have your back.


(gathers up in a circle) Let's do this!!
 
2013-05-14 09:54:24 AM  

Carn: If they were sweet pickles, punching is not only justified, but required.


Would like a word with you.
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2013-05-14 10:05:32 AM  

vudukungfu: bungle_jr: i prefer tuna for sandwiches to consist of only tuna, miracle whip, salt, pepper, and crumbled lays potato chips.

you white, right?


how'd you guess?

and

what difference does it make?
 
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