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(Guyism)   Handy dandy chart of 49 famous TV, film, and literature cocktails. Yes, Don Draper's Old Fashioned is there, as is James Bond's Vesper Martini, but so is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and the Buttermaker Boilermaker   (guyism.com) divider line 40
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2013-05-14 07:40:05 AM
Impressed with the inclusion of "Johnny Diamond's Sober-Up Fast Sauce"
 
2013-05-14 07:48:50 AM
Get this poster for the bar, and this one for the game/rec room.
 
2013-05-14 08:27:35 AM
Ok, I laughed at Rocky Balboa's protein shake.
 
2013-05-14 08:28:10 AM
Nice...

But needed Scrumble.

It's made from apples...

Well, mostly apples.
 
2013-05-14 08:32:41 AM
Orange Whips?

Three Orange Whips
 
2013-05-14 09:26:31 AM
I thought Buttermaker also used Mickeys instead of Bud
www.kbsinstitute.org
 
2013-05-14 09:27:06 AM
 
2013-05-14 09:30:51 AM
Tony Manero's 7 and 7 had 9 oz of whiskey and 9 oz of 7up? I don't recall him walking around the club with a Big Gulp cup.
 
2013-05-14 09:32:23 AM
Joey! Let's make some wake-up juice.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:48 AM
People are really running out of things to write about without leaving their desks, aren't they?
 
2013-05-14 09:35:58 AM
After going through that poster, you may need some java...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-14 09:42:05 AM
I was gonna say that this thing fails if it doesn't have a Flaming Moe... but it has a Flaming Moe.
 
2013-05-14 09:43:41 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Orange Whips?

Three Orange Whips


Except that Jake and Elwood didn't drink Orange Whips as the poster stated.
 
2013-05-14 09:44:01 AM

This is cool, and I'm happy they included something that Marlowe drank.


bearded clamorer: Impressed with the inclusion of "Johnny Diamond's Sober-Up Fast Sauce"


I'm going to have to search for a copy of El Dorado and watch it, based on that recipe alone ... Practically speaking, I'm not sure if the Croton Oil will get a chance to do much, thanks to the Ipecac, but the idea is kind of hilarious...

 
2013-05-14 09:50:06 AM
List is incomplete
i207.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 10:16:22 AM
This poster is both wrong and stupid.
 
2013-05-14 10:26:22 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-14 11:02:59 AM
No Pousse-café from Catcher in the Rye?  Or am I completely making that up in my head?  I can't seem to find any evidence that happened on google.
 
2013-05-14 11:48:49 AM
Philip Marlowe wasn't a character in Casablanca. And Philip is misspelled. But other than that, it's great!
 
2013-05-14 02:00:56 PM
Horatio Cornblower?
 
2013-05-14 02:19:12 PM
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station.
 
2013-05-14 03:17:54 PM
Fail without The Bloody Awful
 
2013-05-14 03:17:55 PM

Belligerent and Numerous: Philip Marlowe wasn't a character in Casablanca. And Philip is misspelled. But other than that, it's great!


I can see getting Marlowe and Spade mixed up, but Rick Blaine? Maybe the guy who created that should lay off the gin. Here's a helpful note. Casablanca was Blaine. The Big Sleep was Marlowe. The Maltese Falcon was Spade. Key Largo was MacLeod, The Petrified Forest was Duke Mantee. You don't get to tell me anything about movies until you know the difference.

/Always thought the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster included a brick and a twist of lemon.
//We share three of the same mothers.
 
2013-05-14 03:33:13 PM

Shadowtag: Belligerent and Numerous: Philip Marlowe wasn't a character in Casablanca. And Philip is misspelled. But other than that, it's great!

I can see getting Marlowe and Spade mixed up, but Rick Blaine? Maybe the guy who created that should lay off the gin. Here's a helpful note. Casablanca was Blaine. The Big Sleep was Marlowe. The Maltese Falcon was Spade. Key Largo was MacLeod, The Petrified Forest was Duke Mantee. You don't get to tell me anything about movies until you know the difference.

/Always thought the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster included a brick and a twist of lemon.
//We share three of the same mothers.


no, the effect was "your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick".  Poignant imagery at its finest.

\\ hmmmm
\ that ole' Janx Spirit . . .
 
2013-05-14 03:47:49 PM
certain changes in my life have allowed me to actually keep a full bar in my house. been building up my rail and have been turning myself into a cocktail snob. so, this info-graphic will come in handy
 
2013-05-14 03:57:49 PM
Wasn't there an episode of South Park where Randy referred to an HJ as an "Old Fashioned"?
 
2013-05-14 05:49:06 PM
No Pimm's Cup in a pimp cup?
 
2013-05-14 06:13:27 PM
Just because it has gin in it dose not make it a farking martini.

A martini is ice cold gin and a small amount of vermouth.
A dry martini is ice cold gin and a drop of vermouth.

Anything with more than those two is not a martini. Anything with vodka is not a martini.
 
2013-05-14 08:35:34 PM
philippe marlowe?
casablanca?
 
2013-05-14 09:24:07 PM

Norfolking Chance: Just because it has gin in it dose not make it a farking martini.

A martini is ice cold gin and a small amount of vermouth.
A dry martini is ice cold gin and a drop of vermouth.

Anything with more than those two is not a martini. Anything with vodka is not a martini.


I will agree with you but defer that a Vodka Martini is a.. Vodka Martini, and must be asked for as such. In fact.. a vodka Martini, made with a good potato vodka like Spud or Cirrus is a wonderful, and dynamic thing!

Here is the thing though...

what people call a Martini glass, is actually called a Cocktail glass, and a martini is a indeed a cocktail... and vermouth is the flavoring ingredient.. traditional ratio is 2:1 a dry martini uses dry vermouth, a sweet uses sweet vermouth.. stirred with ice

"Shaken, not stirred" is James bond's catch phrase at is to infer that he was shocked by his latest adventure, but he has retained his composure.
Shake it if you want.. no hard rule, but a stirred one retains its clarity and presents better. .

A drink such as an old fashioned, Manhattan and even a cosmopolitan are perfectly at home in such glassware as they are, indeed,  cocktails.

But.. to take a whole slew of flavored vodkas and other liqueurs and whatever mixers and shake them into a cocktail glass and call it a something-tini" is an abomination and cheapens the word and the cocktail itself. i.e. the appletini, choclatini, etc.. not martini's, cocktails.

This is where the derision comes from IMHO...

remember folks, I am an alcohol professional, not a professional alcoholic..
 
2013-05-14 09:46:46 PM

Norfolking Chance: Just because it has gin in it dose not make it a farking martini.

A martini is ice cold gin and a small amount of vermouth.
A dry martini is ice cold gin and a drop of vermouth.

Anything with more than those two is not a martini. Anything with vodka is not a martini.


In the interest of history, a bit of olive brine is acceptable in a dirty martini. And I prefer my olives to be stuffed with jalapeno.

/a twist is ok, too
 
2013-05-14 09:48:01 PM
No Tom Collins from Chinatown?
 
2013-05-14 10:07:40 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I was gonna say that this thing fails if it doesn't have a Flaming MoeHomer... but it has a Flaming Moe Homer.


FTFMOE

/MOE
//MOE
///MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE
 
2013-05-14 10:59:17 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Here is the thing though...

what people call a Martini glass, is actually called a Cocktail glass, and a martini is a indeed a cocktail... and vermouth is the flavoring ingredient.. traditional ratio is 2:1 a dry martini uses dry vermouth, a sweet uses sweet vermouth.. stirred with ice


Thank you for this.  As someone who enjoys mixing and drinking actual martinis, I'm sick of d-bags trying to claim there's hardly any vermouth in the drink.

/I'm looking at you, Churchill
//the world needs a detective that only drinks caipirinhas and caipiroshkas
 
2013-05-14 11:51:40 PM
No Romulan Ale?
 
2013-05-15 01:34:00 AM

Vash's Apprentice: No Romulan Ale?


It's illegal.
 
2013-05-15 05:20:39 AM

HotWingAgenda: Cerebral Knievel: Here is the thing though...

what people call a Martini glass, is actually called a Cocktail glass, and a martini is a indeed a cocktail... and vermouth is the flavoring ingredient.. traditional ratio is 2:1 a dry martini uses dry vermouth, a sweet uses sweet vermouth.. stirred with ice

Thank you for this.  As someone who enjoys mixing and drinking actual martinis, I'm sick of d-bags trying to claim there's hardly any vermouth in the drink.

/I'm looking at you, Churchill
//the world needs a detective that only drinks caipirinhas and caipiroshkas


you are quite welcome, and the caipirinha is perhaps one of my most favorite drinks..
 
2013-05-15 05:26:46 AM

Norfolking Chance: Just because it has gin in it dose not make it a farking martini.

A martini is ice cold gin and a small amount of vermouth.
A dry martini is ice cold gin and a drop of vermouth.

Anything with more than those two is not a martini. Anything with vodka is not a martini.


You, sir, are a gentleman.
 
2013-05-15 10:46:01 AM
Where's the Salty Dog?

"Drink it, you pussy."
 
2013-05-15 02:42:03 PM
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