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2013-05-14 08:43:12 AM
How fast do you think that bike was going?  I am gonna say at least 120mph

Gotta say, I am shocked that he was not scattered across that freeway...what an idiot.
 
2013-05-14 08:52:45 AM

Endive Wombat: How fast do you think that bike was going?  I am gonna say at least 120mph

Gotta say, I am shocked that he was not scattered across that freeway...what an idiot.


Lowsided it, just lots of sliding. Had he highsided over the boot, that's a different story, they'd be mopping him up for weeks.

/experience
 
2013-05-14 09:12:35 AM
Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.
 
2013-05-14 09:14:21 AM
And never, ever, get on the back of a motorcycle driven by a moron.


So ... most Harleys, then?
 
2013-05-14 09:15:44 AM

SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.


THIS.  Daughter's going to see a lot more crashes as people trying to get around her dumbass dad.
 
2013-05-14 09:28:35 AM

phaseolus: So ... most Harleys, then?


Nope, Gold Wings. The ones with all the bags and compartments.
 
2013-05-14 09:57:37 AM

Kurmudgeon: phaseolus: So ... most Harleys, then?

Nope, Gold Wings. The ones with all the bags and compartments.



Why not both?
 
2013-05-14 09:59:08 AM
This douchebag was probably half the reason the motorcycle bit it in the first place, lolly gagging around in the middle of a busy highway while cars and trucks blow by him on all sides. It's just ashame the bike didn't hit him and come through his window.
 
2013-05-14 09:59:11 AM

SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.


Absolutely.  When dozens of cars are passing you on the left and right every minute you are a road hazard.  Even if the driver is going the speed limit and every other car is speeding it's still safer to be driving at the speed of traffic .
 
2013-05-14 10:06:28 AM

phaseolus: Kurmudgeon: phaseolus: So ... most Harleys, then?

Nope, Gold Wings. The ones with all the bags and compartments.

Why not both?



Never mind, I think I understand -- Gold Wings more likely to be slow-moving traffic obstacles, while packs of aging pot-bellied attention whores on Harleys are a different kind of annoying.
 
2013-05-14 10:11:37 AM

SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.


Judging from the hood, it looks like one of those crappy little old Soviet era crap boxes.  I'm sure he was near top speed.

But yeah, one of the words of wisdom should be to not drive crappy Soviet era shiat boxes on the freeway.
 
2013-05-14 10:59:31 AM
I loved the lines and the delivery.  It was like something out of Kill Bill.
 
2013-05-14 11:31:30 AM
Vehicles catching on fire from accidents is exceedingly rare.
 
2013-05-14 11:39:10 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Vehicles catching on fire from accidents is exceedingly rare.


Possibly less rare in Russia.
 
2013-05-14 12:24:33 PM
Does anyone have any proof that that's actually the conversation they're having?  For all we know they were discussing the finer points of Tchaikovsky.
 
Xai
2013-05-14 12:30:42 PM
The most dangerous types of bikes are the top-end racing bikes with brand new matching gear, because they are the people who, in their middle age, think that they can still ride like they did when they are 16 and now, 30 years later, is the perfect time to buy something 20 times as powerful as their old moped.

Then see how fast it goes.
 
2013-05-14 12:32:45 PM

TomServo24: SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.

Absolutely.  When dozens of cars are passing you on the left and right every minute you are a road hazard.  Even if the driver is going the speed limit and every other car is speeding it's still safer to be driving at the speed of traffic .


I don;t know if you guys are just trolling and I just bit but he's on the right lane. The far right lane looked to be exit lanes. The douche waffle in the bike was lucky.
 
2013-05-14 12:48:29 PM

Kurmudgeon: phaseolus: So ... most Harleys, then?

Nope, Gold Wings. The ones with all the bags and compartments.


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when you get older, kiddo, you'll love riding one.
 
2013-05-14 12:48:53 PM

bulok: TomServo24: SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.

Absolutely.  When dozens of cars are passing you on the left and right every minute you are a road hazard.  Even if the driver is going the speed limit and every other car is speeding it's still safer to be driving at the speed of traffic .

I don;t know if you guys are just trolling and I just bit but he's on the right lane. The far right lane looked to be exit lanes. The douche waffle in the bike was lucky.


This. He's clearly slower than the flow of traffic, but he's two lanes over from the left and the lanes to the right appear to be exit lanes.
 
2013-05-14 12:54:57 PM

NashMcNash: Does anyone have any proof that that's actually the conversation they're having?  For all we know they were discussing the finer points of Tchaikovsky.


That's what he was saying.

/Я говорю по-русски
 
2013-05-14 01:02:26 PM
It looks like the car he hit was cutting across several lanes to exit.  So although the Dad was going to slow and the Bike was going to fast, the read farktard is the person in the car he hit.
 
2013-05-14 01:10:39 PM

bob_ross: It looks like the car he hit was cutting across several lanes to exit.  So although the Dad was going to slow and the Bike was going to fast, the read farktard is the person in the car he hit.


I think it was a convergence of circumstances or happenings, kinda like an airliner crash.

In this case, I'm going call it a majority "pilot error" on the biker (well, he *was* flyin') with partial cause going to the exiting car.  Lecture Dad is just a minor contributor.
 
2013-05-14 01:24:14 PM

TeamEd: bulok: TomServo24: SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.

Absolutely.  When dozens of cars are passing you on the left and right every minute you are a road hazard.  Even if the driver is going the speed limit and every other car is speeding it's still safer to be driving at the speed of traffic .

I don;t know if you guys are just trolling and I just bit but he's on the right lane. The far right lane looked to be exit lanes. The douche waffle in the bike was lucky.

This. He's clearly slower than the flow of traffic, but he's two lanes over from the left and the lanes to the right appear to be exit lanes.


Agreed, there's actually only one lane to the right of him the entire video, and then the shoulder.  When they go under some roadsigns some of them appear to indicate the right lane is for Exit Only (based on coloration on the sign)

  It also looks like the car the bike hit had nearly missed the exit he wanted and was trying to peel over to get off when it was it.  When he pulls up you can see that the car that was hit is now stopped just beyond an exit, so that driver was definitely at fault.

  Mostly I was surprised to see the rider in one piece.
 
2013-05-14 01:32:32 PM
Is this the thread where I express my surprise that someone didn't explode into a million pieces after a murdercycle accident?
 
2013-05-14 02:20:21 PM
Moments later...

i1078.photobucket.com

And that's why you never ride on motorcycles.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:50 PM

bob_ross: It looks like the car he hit was cutting across several lanes to exit.  So although the Dad was going to slow and the Bike was going to fast, the read farktard is the person in the car he hit.


Nope, it was the tard doing 120+ on the bike.
 
2013-05-14 02:34:38 PM

SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.


No wonder he's been in so many accidents.  He was probably an inciting cause in several, as people tried to get around his slow self in the middle lane.
 
2013-05-14 02:34:42 PM

NashMcNash: Does anyone have any proof that that's actually the conversation they're having?  For all we know they were discussing the finer points of Tchaikovsky.


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Golly!
 
2013-05-14 04:09:02 PM
That was a cute video.
 
2013-05-14 04:57:10 PM
Too bad the cyclist was still moving at the end.

/There's no reason to go that fast in traffic.
 
2013-05-14 06:43:14 PM

bob_ross: It looks like the car he hit was cutting across several lanes to exit.  So although the Dad was going to slow and the Bike was going to fast, the read farktard is the person in the car he hit.


I don't think that he was going for that exit at all. It looks like he was changing lanes when the bike surprised him.  I'm guessing that he was just trying to get out of the way of the bike. Regardless, I'd still place blame on the guy who was riding faster than he could react.
 
2013-05-14 07:32:00 PM

SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.


while you have a point, it's also not unusual for caring parents to actually obey speed limits when children are in the vehicle.
 
2013-05-14 09:16:49 PM

NashMcNash: Does anyone have any proof that that's actually the conversation they're having?  For all we know they were discussing the finer points of Tchaikovsky.


My russian is very very rusty and poor but I was listening and reading and it matched up almost perfectly.
 
2013-05-15 12:13:31 AM

TomServo24: SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.

Absolutely.  When dozens of cars are passing you on the left and right every minute you are a road hazard.  Even if the driver is going the speed limit and every other car is speeding it's still safer to be driving at the speed of traffic .


Yep, narrator's was the most dangerous vehicle on the road that day. No matter the speed limit, if you're not driving with the flow of traffic around you, you're a hazardous obstacle.
 
2013-05-15 12:31:31 AM

stiletto_the_wise: TomServo24: SDRR: Asshole talking in the video needs to STFU and stop driving 10mph under the speed limit in the center lane. Jackass was holding up traffic badly.

Absolutely.  When dozens of cars are passing you on the left and right every minute you are a road hazard.  Even if the driver is going the speed limit and every other car is speeding it's still safer to be driving at the speed of traffic .

Yep, narrator's was the most dangerous vehicle on the road that day. No matter the speed limit, if you're not driving with the flow of traffic around you, you're a hazardous obstacle.


Spoken like the other jerk-off drivers who try to hide behind mob rule on the road. There is no "no matter the speed limit". The speed limit matters. That's why you get in trouble for breaking it and that's why you're held liable for damages if you hurt others while breaking it.

True Fact: Speed differential kills.
True Fact Still: People who speed beyond the limit are more at fault than those who stay at the limit.
Ever Truer Fact: The lives of you, your passengers, nor the others on the road are worth the entertainment you receive while going too fast or hitting the snooze button one more time thus choosing to speed off to work.
 
2013-05-15 12:42:47 AM

RareChimer: True Fact: Speed differential kills.
True Fact Still: People who speed beyond the limit are more at fault than those who stay at the limit.
Ever Truer Fact: The lives of you, your passengers, nor the others on the road are worth the entertainment you receive while going too fast or hitting the snooze button one more time thus choosing to speed off to work.


Blah blah blah. When you're the only one on the road causing the speed differential, IT'S YOU.
 
2013-05-15 01:06:29 AM
so what does otana mmean in russian?
 
2013-05-15 02:42:10 AM

stiletto_the_wise: Blah blah blah. When you're the only one on the road causing the speed differential, IT'S YOU.


So, you're claiming that the driver of the car with the cam is responsible for the motorcyclist going about 60 mph faster than everyone else?

Watch the video again.  The motorcyclist wasn't trying to get around the dash cam car at all.  He was moving from the fast lane to the turn lanes in order to get around a clump of cars that included the one he hit.
 
2013-05-15 02:57:29 AM

evilsofa: stiletto_the_wise: Blah blah blah. When you're the only one on the road causing the speed differential, IT'S YOU.

So, you're claiming that the driver of the car with the cam is responsible for the motorcyclist going about 60 mph faster than everyone else?

Watch the video again.  The motorcyclist wasn't trying to get around the dash cam car at all.  He was moving from the fast lane to the turn lanes in order to get around a clump of cars that included the one he hit.


Oh, whoops, forgot the motorcycle in my rant. So yea, the narrator was #2 most dangerous on the road...
 
2013-05-15 07:09:47 AM
Fake. Only Americans stop to help other people.
 
2013-05-15 06:37:30 PM

fickenchucker: Too bad the cyclist was still moving at the end.

/There's no reason to go that fast in traffic.


And now he's going to be late anyway.
Don't be in such a hurry
 
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