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(Wave3 Louisville)   Ever wonder what you'd do if you were locked in a grocery store overnight? Well, this guy drank some beer, smoked cigarettes, cooked and ate six steaks, some shrimp and a birthday cake. He also pissed himself and inhaled 57 cans of Redi-Whip. TA DA   (wave3.com) divider line 34
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2013-05-14 05:43:52 AM
meh
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2013-05-14 06:13:43 AM
I...um...okay. Really, dude?

I related this to the wife. She just sighed and said "Boys are dumb".
 
2013-05-14 06:39:41 AM
SIX steaks?

At least he won't get hungry while waiting to get bailed out.
 
2013-05-14 07:03:40 AM
Not seeing the problem here.
 
2013-05-14 07:08:44 AM
Or as I call it, Tuesday.
 
2013-05-14 07:09:51 AM

colinspooky: meh


Cool hwip
 
2013-05-14 07:11:29 AM
The Aristocrats
 
2013-05-14 07:12:38 AM
Trevor Runyon had gone into the store just before it closed Sunday and hid from employees....
Afterward, Runyon climbed into the rafters and went to sleep.


Party plan:  Ambitious
Exit strategy:  Cretin
 
2013-05-14 07:14:06 AM
57 cans of Redi-Whip? Whoa.
 
2013-05-14 07:27:01 AM
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/Thanks for the memories, TMLO
 
2013-05-14 07:29:25 AM
Six steaks? Beer? I see high cholesterol and gout in this mans future.
 
2013-05-14 07:40:34 AM
Pissed himself? Did they locked the employees bathroom?

Exception: I worked at an IGA in high school. There was a family down the street that didn't have indoor plumbing. So their kids would come in to the store, use the bathroom and leave. No. They didn't understand 'flush' or 'wash'. So, if I had to go to the facilities, I'd either run home or to another, cleaner location.

And, yeah, we cleaned it as best a couple of minimum wage teens could clean something.
 
2013-05-14 07:42:30 AM
So he didn't rub one out with a pork chop or do anything weird with a cucumber? Bo-ring.
 
2013-05-14 07:55:12 AM
Haha, wow. Mt. Washington Kentucky is my Hometown. I'm in Louisville now, and I can safely say nothing in the article surprises me. Can't say I've heard of the guy, though. Probably for the best.

Keep in mind, this is right next door to the McDonald's where a manager and her husband were stupid enough to molest a girl because a guy over the phone pretended to be a cop.
 
2013-05-14 07:55:28 AM
Dude must have been high as hell (I would think from the whipped cream things). If he'd done it stealthily enough, ie not eat SIX steaks and cleaned up after himself, he could have kept a good thing going...
 
2013-05-14 08:06:04 AM

Harry Freakstorm: And, yeah, we cleaned it as best a couple of minimum wage teens could clean something.


So you shut the door and left?
 
2013-05-14 08:14:11 AM
First thing I thought of...

http://youtu.be/AGfmfPYiO1w
 
2013-05-14 08:51:58 AM
Why didn't he put on some depends?
 
2013-05-14 09:01:57 AM

Chaide: Keep in mind, this is right next door to the McDonald's where a manager and her husband were stupid enough to molest a girl because a guy over the phone pretended to be a cop.


Wouldn't that generally stop a crime?
 
2013-05-14 09:02:25 AM
I wanna party with THAT guy!
 
2013-05-14 09:03:48 AM
According to Officer Michael Huffman

Leave it to a Huffman to find the Redy-Whips

/i'm trying, ok
 
2013-05-14 09:15:56 AM

squibbits: So he didn't rub one out with a pork chop or do anything weird with a cucumber? Bo-ring.


Do we know he didn't?
 
2013-05-14 10:07:48 AM
I would do Jennifer Connely
 
2013-05-14 10:41:19 AM

ruinevil: Chaide: Keep in mind, this is right next door to the McDonald's where a manager and her husband were stupid enough to molest a girl because a guy over the phone pretended to be a cop.

Wouldn't that generally stop a crime?


If I'm remembering the story correctly, the guy pretending to be a cop talked the two rocket surgeons into strip searching the girl & possibly even a cavity search (all over the phone).  It wasn't until he started asking them to do more explicit things with the girl that they began to wonder if he was a real cop - as if a phone in strip & cavity search weren't enough to question.

So yes, it is entirely possible that the town is chock full of mental giants who think that breaking into the local store & gorging yourself is a good idea.
 
2013-05-14 10:58:21 AM

Spad31: I...um...okay. Really, dude?

I related this to the wife. She just sighed and said "Boys are dumb".


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HA!!! WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW???
 
2013-05-14 11:20:30 AM

Recoil Therapy: ruinevil: Chaide: Keep in mind, this is right next door to the McDonald's where a manager and her husband were stupid enough to molest a girl because a guy over the phone pretended to be a cop.

Wouldn't that generally stop a crime?

If I'm remembering the story correctly, the guy pretending to be a cop talked the two rocket surgeons into strip searching the girl & possibly even a cavity search (all over the phone).  It wasn't until he started asking them to do more explicit things with the girl that they began to wonder if he was a real cop - as if a phone in strip & cavity search weren't enough to question.

So yes, it is entirely possible that the town is chock full of mental giants who think that breaking into the local store & gorging yourself is a good idea.


As someone who was born in Louisville, I can attest to this.

However, the manager's fiance was told to watch the girl and was ordered to make her perform a "sexual act", resulting in a forced sodomy charge, if memory serves. All parties involved (excepting the girl and the two who said fark this) are morons.

I love Kentucky and would move back in a heartbeat, but damn. "Mental giants" making us look bad.

/I intend on stealing that phrase and using it at least once a day.
//works for a mental giant
 
2013-05-14 12:21:53 PM
So...Heck of an alarm system you got there at the store.  Cameras but no motion detector, good security planning

Does the store have a stove to cook stuff, maybe a microwave?  The steaks may not have tasted as good as they should have.
 
2013-05-14 12:25:45 PM
Sounds like a good night.
 
2013-05-14 12:29:30 PM
You have to admit, the guy knows how to have big fun on a small budget.
 
2013-05-14 12:42:48 PM

JohnCarter: So...Heck of an alarm system you got there at the store.  Cameras but no motion detector, good security planning

Does the store have a stove to cook stuff, maybe a microwave?  The steaks may not have tasted as good as they should have.


There's this invention you may not have heard of. It's called "fire."
 
2013-05-14 01:01:18 PM
Who's actually "locked" inside a public building? Don't they all have to have a fire exit? A fire exit that must open, being as it's a, you know, fire exit?

I know I'm assuming average intelligence in someone who clearly isn't average, but still. You walk around the perimeter and try every door. If that fails, you might be "locked in." Failing that, you're not really locked in. You're just stupid.
 
2013-05-14 01:32:59 PM
57 Redi-Whip whipped cream cans were found in the garbage Monday morning.
According to Officer Michael Huffman

You know what she thinks.


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2013-05-14 03:59:19 PM
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Sounds about right. I woulda went a different way with desert though. Maybe chocolate milk, Fruity Pebbles, and Maraschino Cherries.
 
2013-05-14 06:38:12 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Who's actually "locked" inside a public building? Don't they all have to have a fire exit? A fire exit that must open, being as it's a, you know, fire exit?

I know I'm assuming average intelligence in someone who clearly isn't average, but still. You walk around the perimeter and try every door. If that fails, you might be "locked in." Failing that, you're not really locked in. You're just stupid.


RTFA. He got locked in (in the sense that all of the doors were locked in such a way that they prevented people from entering the building) on purpose, so he could spend the night drinking beer, eating steak, smoking, doing whippets, and urinating on himself.

He's undoubtedly stupid, but for entirely different reasons.

Okay, it's possible he didn't plan on pissing himself at the outset.
 
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