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(KATU)   The Army will no longer shoot the gulls which eat the baby terns who are left alone when the eagles fly over, meaning that the terns might not move and eat more baby salmon. Got that?   (katu.com) divider line 16
    More: Strange, baby salmon, Columbia River, baby terns, eagles fly, Army Corps of Engineers  
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2013-05-14 11:08:26 AM
4 votes:
The gorillas will simply freeze to death.
2013-05-14 09:58:17 AM
4 votes:
To everything (tern, tern, tern) there is a season (tern, tern, tern).
2013-05-14 09:47:47 AM
4 votes:
Have they considered launching Operation Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly?
2013-05-14 11:45:06 AM
3 votes:
The thread certainly took a tern for the worse.
2013-05-14 12:35:34 PM
2 votes:

give me doughnuts: Correction:


Life has existed on this planet for about 3.5 billion 6,000 years.

/it's true cause I read it here on Fark.com
2013-05-14 12:09:52 PM
2 votes:

TrixieDelite: I need a Venn Diagram, please.



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2013-05-15 01:34:18 AM
1 votes:
They just wanted to give someone else a tern i guess...
2013-05-14 04:05:06 PM
1 votes:
As someone who has been terrorised by marauding mobs of thieving shiatehawks because I was in possesion of a sausage roll, I was just having fun imagining the 51st Gull Shooting Corps parading with their shotguns. Do they have belt fed squad support shotguns?
2013-05-14 12:01:29 PM
1 votes:
The Army will no longer shoot the gulls which eat the baby terns who are left alone when the eagles fly over, meaning that the terns might not move and eat more baby salmon. Got that?


....exactly
2013-05-14 11:48:03 AM
1 votes:
I need a Venn Diagram, please.
2013-05-14 11:17:35 AM
1 votes:
"Federal agencies forced the terns to relocate closer to the Columbia's mouth, where the birds eat fewer salmon because they are mixed in with other species of ocean fish."

Ah yes, I remember the tragic "Trail of Terns".
2013-05-14 11:15:29 AM
1 votes:
LEAVE NO TERN UNSTONED!!!
2013-05-14 11:12:57 AM
1 votes:
Some animals are just bound to go extinct, like the striped biologist taunter.
2013-05-14 11:12:34 AM
1 votes:
It's the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife.
2013-05-14 11:10:41 AM
1 votes:
And they'll all be swallowed by the Cosmic Owl. Such is life.
2013-05-14 11:09:16 AM
1 votes:
What effect will this have on the krill?
 
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