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(KHOU Houston)   "The little boy was holding an empty beer can when he was found and his shirt was drenched with beer"   (khou.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-14 09:06:35 AM  
The kid should be beaten and put to bed with no dinner. Don't spill the beer, dumbass.
 
2013-05-14 09:07:28 AM  
If drenching a toddler with beer to keep 'em cool during a warm Texas spring day is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2013-05-14 09:07:51 AM  
So me, Skeeter, and Mongo are in the car with this baby, and he takes like this MAJOR bong rip, and I'm like 'whoa, slow down little buddy', you know.  So, no shiat bro, the kid shotguns a whole brewdog and farking spits it right in Mongo's face.  Farking badass, am I right?

You've totally got to party with this baby.
 
2013-05-14 09:08:04 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:08:15 AM  
This is the problem with todays generation.  You're covered in beer, with xanax and pot and some how it is your parents fault.  Time to take responsibility for yourself
 
2013-05-14 09:09:00 AM  
Kid's gotta learn to hold his liquor. And xanax. And weed.

It's a rough learning curve, gotta pace yourself.

Liquor first, then xanax, and then the weed, to take the edge off the xanax.

I'll forgive him for being under 18 though.
 
2013-05-14 09:09:44 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:10:32 AM  
I generally view my parenting as borderline at best.  I try hard and most times I manage to get by, but it's a struggle quite often.

I can say though, without a shadow of doubt, that I could never be as farked up as to do something like that.

Maybe I'll actually let myself enjoy Father's Day this year.
 
2013-05-14 09:13:39 AM  
Future Farker for sure.
 
2013-05-14 09:16:05 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:19:26 AM  
when you say 'hold my beer' and do something stupid, usually you don't give it to a little kid
 
2013-05-14 09:20:45 AM  
Sounds like this kid has a drinking problem.


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2013-05-14 09:22:38 AM  
Teach the little shiat not to shake the beer next time.
 
2013-05-14 09:23:57 AM  
"The little boy was holding an empty beer can when he was found and his shirt was drenched with beer"

i.imgur.com  tag too drunk to comment.
 
2013-05-14 09:27:13 AM  
Here's a fun fact...

Saying "beer can" with a British accent sounds the same as saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
 
2013-05-14 09:36:54 AM  
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2013-05-14 09:41:48 AM  
Kid should be given a sippy cup until he able to drink from a can properly.
 
2013-05-14 09:46:28 AM  
I actually witnessed this last weekend.
CPS was there within an hour.
Sad, really.
 
2013-05-14 09:49:45 AM  

vudukungfu: I actually witnessed this last weekend.
CPS was there within an hour.
Sad, really.


How drunk was the kid?
 
2013-05-14 10:32:20 AM  

SmithHiller: Kid should be given a sippy cup until he able to drink from a can properly.


Yea, no shiat. What are they teaching mothers in the parenting classes these days?
 
2013-05-14 02:17:38 PM  
Wow. This is quite possibly the most redneckish story on Fark today. Let's see, we have the baby getting drenched in beer, the beer-soddened baby being left in the car, the car being filled with drugs, the father leaving to go get sh!@t faced, and as icing on the cake, this little gem FTFA: "He was already facing charges for shoplifting from Walmart". This is Florida quality material here folks, which confirms my hypothesis that the miasma of stupidity from Florida has spread across the south to at least the Houston area.
 
2013-05-14 02:40:51 PM  
Sounds like the kid lost at Beer Hunter.
 
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