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(New Musical Express)   KISS plans on opening one hundred restaurants in the U.S. No word if fans will lick it up   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Paul Stanley, wedding chapel, restaurants, family friendly  
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1526 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 May 2013 at 12:22 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-14 01:21:39 AM  
6 votes:
I knew this would eventually happen. KISS is finally selling out.
2013-05-14 12:46:59 AM  
6 votes:

Lorelle: "...This is really your place where you can hang out, choose from one of our 80 craft beers, hear quality rock music and have a great night with your friends."

No cold gin??

"hear quality rock music"

I find it strange that they would open a KISS theme restaurant and not even play their own music.
2013-05-14 02:18:29 PM  
1 vote:
Try the wings, they're Hotter Than Hell!
2013-05-14 08:49:16 AM  
1 vote:
I think Kiss is just a few years away from setting up a permanent shop in Branson, MO and starting a variety show in memory of Ace Frehley.
2013-05-14 06:41:17 AM  
1 vote:

B.L.Z. Bub: abhorrent1: If their food sucks as bad as their music, they gonna be in trouble.

Considering how well their music sells, this is a silly statement.

There's no accounting for taste.
2013-05-14 02:42:41 AM  
1 vote:

gozar_the_destroyer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.

I have one in my town and it is really good. What are you, a commie?

I'm betting there is a lot of overlap between music snobs and beer snobs. Some folks just don't like it when a place with a large beer selection opens up because then, *gasp* OTHER PEOPLE might start liking their preferred flavor and it won't make them sound worldly and refined that they tell people they only drink a 11th century single batch dark ale brewed by a dyslexic syphillitic manure farmer named Tborsvengooblarshlaegenphleign who created the recipe while looking for a combination roofing tar/pregnancy test. You've probably never heard of it.
2013-05-14 01:54:19 AM  
1 vote:
Beth I hear you calling,

but I can't come home right now,

I'm down here flipping burgers,

and they're great quality cow!
2013-05-14 12:37:53 AM  
1 vote:
This kind of news you just can't makeup. Hope there's tongue on the menu. Will there also be a Peter's Criss Steak House? Will they give samples away Frehley?
/I'm done here, sorry everyone.
2013-05-14 12:37:23 AM  
1 vote:
"...This is really your place where you can hang out, choose from one of our 80 craft beers, hear quality rock music and have a great night with your friends."

No cold gin??
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