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(New Musical Express)   KISS plans on opening one hundred restaurants in the U.S. No word if fans will lick it up   (nme.com) divider line 66
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2013-05-14 12:30:52 AM  
What, did they buy franchising rights to Subway or something?
 
2013-05-14 12:37:23 AM  
"...This is really your place where you can hang out, choose from one of our 80 craft beers, hear quality rock music and have a great night with your friends."

No cold gin??
 
2013-05-14 12:37:53 AM  
This kind of news you just can't makeup. Hope there's tongue on the menu. Will there also be a Peter's Criss Steak House? Will they give samples away Frehley?
/I'm done here, sorry everyone.
 
2013-05-14 12:43:02 AM  
Chain of restaurants with a rock n roll theme? This is an idea whose time has went.
 
2013-05-14 12:45:38 AM  
Put one near me? Ah, wtf, I'll go.
 
2013-05-14 12:46:59 AM  

Lorelle: "...This is really your place where you can hang out, choose from one of our 80 craft beers, hear quality rock music and have a great night with your friends."

No cold gin??


"hear quality rock music"

I find it strange that they would open a KISS theme restaurant and not even play their own music.
 
2013-05-14 12:47:44 AM  
Gene says they'll be so busy that your wait will feel like 100,000 years.
 
2013-05-14 12:50:10 AM  
My, how... original

/how much is the whole grenade appetizer?
 
2013-05-14 12:54:21 AM  
FTA: "Last year, Kiss opened their own mini-golf course in Las Vegas. The 'Kiss By Monster Mini Golf Site' features a glow-in-the-dark mini golf course, as well as an arcade, party rooms and wedding chapel. Speaking about the course, bassist Gene Simmons said: "This venue is perfect for Las Vegas. Where else can you go play a round of Kiss By Monster Mini Golf, and then renew your wedding vows in an official Kiss Hotter Than Hell Wedding Chapel? Only in Vegas.""

Why do I get the feeling that this is an Onion article?
 
2013-05-14 12:57:53 AM  
Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.
 
2013-05-14 12:58:29 AM  
So they're opening a BJ's with music?

http://www.bjsbrewhouse.com/
 
2013-05-14 01:20:06 AM  
They might have a bone to pick with the Kiss Lounge, which is just outside of Mexico City.
 
2013-05-14 01:21:39 AM  
I knew this would eventually happen. KISS is finally selling out.
 
2013-05-14 01:24:10 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.


I have one in my town and it is really good. What are you, a commie?
 
2013-05-14 01:27:41 AM  

joepainter: Lorelle: "...This is really your place where you can hang out, choose from one of our 80 craft beers, hear quality rock music and have a great night with your friends."

No cold gin??

"hear quality rock music"

I find it strange that they would open a KISS theme restaurant and not even play their own music.


Well, they are trying to sell food...
 
2013-05-14 01:32:23 AM  
I'll check it out if they build one near me.  A large craft beer selection is always a good thing, and if the food is good that's even better.
 
2013-05-14 01:35:47 AM  

joepainter: "hear quality rock music"

I find it strange that they would open a KISS theme restaurant and not even play their own music.


Just had to make sure someone pointed this out.
 
2013-05-14 01:44:23 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.


What we really need is more Viking/Saxon themed feast halls. Mead, horn mugs, Valkyrie servers, roaring fire pits, whole roast boar...
 
2013-05-14 01:44:29 AM  

Whiskey Pete: I knew this would eventually happen. KISS is finally selling out.


Selling out, finally ? Really ?  This  http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/product?sku=KIS 51271&sourceCode=KISWEB">http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/St ore.woa/wa/product?sku=KIS 51271&sourceCode=KISWEB

wasnt a clue ?

/never got into them at all, and I grew up in the kiss army days
 
2013-05-14 01:46:32 AM  
They need do yearly inspections of every restaurant in full costume. Kind of like how KFC had Col. Sanders come through theirs after the law suit.
 
2013-05-14 01:48:06 AM  

FunkOut: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.

What we really need is more Viking/Saxon themed feast halls. Mead, horn mugs, Valkyrie servers, roaring fire pits, whole roast boar...


Seconded. Third-ed by the Misses.
 
2013-05-14 01:50:25 AM  
Who do you think is the bigger white (or whatever) trash, clown painted fanbase, the Kiss Army or Juggalos?
 
2013-05-14 01:54:19 AM  
Beth I hear you calling,

but I can't come home right now,

I'm down here flipping burgers,

and they're great quality cow!
 
2013-05-14 01:59:59 AM  

TheJoe03: Who do you think is the bigger white (or whatever) trash, clown painted fanbase, the Kiss Army or Juggalos?


Juggalos, definitely.
 
2013-05-14 02:09:31 AM  
This sounds like an episode of  Metalocalypse.

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

\doodily ding dong tick tock
\\doodily ding dong tick tock
 
2013-05-14 02:18:52 AM  
So Gene on grill, Ace on fryolator, Peter doing prep and Paul's the waitress? I can see that.
 
2013-05-14 02:28:48 AM  
tongue tacos?

they are pretty good

me gusta
 
2013-05-14 02:34:11 AM  
I can't wait to pay $22.95 for the Gene Simmons Burger......and 8.95 for a pint of Kiss Beer.  Sounds like a great/sustainable idea!!!
 
2013-05-14 02:42:41 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.

I have one in my town and it is really good. What are you, a commie?



I'm betting there is a lot of overlap between music snobs and beer snobs. Some folks just don't like it when a place with a large beer selection opens up because then, *gasp* OTHER PEOPLE might start liking their preferred flavor and it won't make them sound worldly and refined that they tell people they only drink a 11th century single batch dark ale brewed by a dyslexic syphillitic manure farmer named Tborsvengooblarshlaegenphleign who created the recipe while looking for a combination roofing tar/pregnancy test. You've probably never heard of it.
 
2013-05-14 02:47:45 AM  

stoli n coke: gozar_the_destroyer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.

I have one in my town and it is really good. What are you, a commie?


I'm betting there is a lot of overlap between music snobs and beer snobs. Some folks just don't like it when a place with a large beer selection opens up because then, *gasp* OTHER PEOPLE might start liking their preferred flavor and it won't make them sound worldly and refined that they tell people they only drink a 11th century single batch dark ale brewed by a dyslexic syphillitic manure farmer named Tborsvengooblarshlaegenphleign who created the recipe while looking for a combination roofing tar/pregnancy test. You've probably never heard of it.


Since you mentioned obscure music snobbery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=yModCU1OVHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RKuyooCYDw">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=7RKuyooCYDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRh83BXvOE">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=qsRh83BXvOE

\none are rick rolls
\\all are good with craft beers
 
2013-05-14 02:48:14 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: This sounds like an episode of  Metalocalypse.

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

\doodily ding dong tick tock
\\doodily ding dong tick tock


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-14 02:48:31 AM  
Rock n Brew is pretty good.
/CSB
 
2013-05-14 03:20:55 AM  

Trocadero: Rock n Brew is pretty good.
/CSB


A woman I know  loves the Asian chicken wings at Rock N Brew.  She says they're some of the best wings she's ever had.
 
2013-05-14 03:23:19 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.

I have one in my town and it is really good. What are you, a commie?


We have one in my area as well. It's loud and overpriced, full of college kids and the in crowd, and the food ain't all that great.
 
2013-05-14 03:29:23 AM  
If you show up on your KISS bike you'll even get a "Limited Edition" KISS sticker set that's made to match your KISS TV and KISS rotary telephone. The first 100 will even get a free night at the KISS motel which includes free* access to KISS.net and a coupon for a complimentary KISS breakfast sausage with special sauce, along with KISS Koffee, KISS juice, or KISS melk.


* after 1 year paid subscription
 
2013-05-14 03:44:21 AM  

alienated: Whiskey Pete: I knew this would eventually happen. KISS is finally selling out.

Selling out, finally ? Really ?  This  http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/product?sku=KIS 51271&sourceCode=KISWEB">http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/St ore.woa/wa/product?sku=KIS 51271&sourceCode=KISWEB

wasnt a clue ?

/never got into them at all, and I grew up in the kiss army days


i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 04:06:47 AM  

frostus: gozar_the_destroyer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Great, another burger joint with craft beer. How exciting.

I have one in my town and it is really good. What are you, a commie?

We have one in my area as well. It's loud and overpriced, full of college kids and the in crowd, and the food ain't all that great.


Ours is normal priced for the quality of the burgers and is just busy since we have a shortage of restaurants in the town.
 
2013-05-14 06:36:32 AM  
If their food sucks as bad as their music, they gonna be in trouble.
 
2013-05-14 06:39:52 AM  

abhorrent1: If their food sucks as bad as their music, they gonna be in trouble.


Considering how well their music sells, this is a silly statement.
 
2013-05-14 06:41:17 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: abhorrent1: If their food sucks as bad as their music, they gonna be in trouble.

Considering how well their music sells, this is a silly statement.


There's no accounting for taste.
 
2013-05-14 07:02:33 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Considering how well their music sells, this is a silly statement.


They're basically McDonalds...or the Waffle House at this point.
 
2013-05-14 07:36:53 AM  
Q:  How do you make a small fortune?

A:  Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant.
 
2013-05-14 07:52:24 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Q:  How do you make a small fortune?

A:  Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant.


I've heard that same joke before, but it went like this:

Q. How do you make a million dollars in the restaurant business?

A.  Start with 10 million.
 
2013-05-14 08:05:13 AM  
Will they all have a disco lounge? Cause I want to feel it in the night.
 
2013-05-14 08:11:18 AM  
Whatever you do, if you go, avoid the Strutter Butter.
 
2013-05-14 08:17:27 AM  

Kali-Yuga: gozar_the_destroyer: This sounds like an episode of  Metalocalypse.

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

\doodily ding dong tick tock
\\doodily ding dong tick tock

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]


"I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant...."
 
2013-05-14 08:32:17 AM  
It can't be worse than the KISS coffeehouse, can it?

Yes, that is a thing.
 
2013-05-14 08:48:29 AM  

alienated: Whiskey Pete: I knew this would eventually happen. KISS is finally selling out.

Selling out, finally ? Really ?  This  http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/product?sku=KIS 51271&sourceCode=KISWEB">http://www.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/St ore.woa/wa/product?sku=KIS 51271&sourceCode=KISWEB

wasnt a clue ?

/never got into them at all, and I grew up in the kiss army days


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2013-05-14 08:49:16 AM  
I think Kiss is just a few years away from setting up a permanent shop in Branson, MO and starting a variety show in memory of Ace Frehley.
 
2013-05-14 09:02:34 AM  
Wouldn't the one they are planning at LAX just be Mini-Kiss Restaurant?
 
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