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(Daily Mail)   Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-05-14 05:26:24 AM  
12 votes:
i.imgur.com

I had to do it.
2013-05-14 12:26:28 AM  
8 votes:
i.dailymail.co.ukwww.infobarrel.com
2013-05-14 01:16:22 AM  
7 votes:
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
2013-05-14 01:07:42 AM  
6 votes:
You can lose all the weight you like, but you can't lose British.
2013-05-14 12:35:28 AM  
5 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-14 12:22:57 AM  
5 votes:
He still looks fat.
2013-05-14 12:18:09 AM  
4 votes:
..... regains all the weight, messy divorce from gay guy, depression, suicide....
2013-05-14 12:32:53 AM  
3 votes:
Those goddamned takeaways and packets of crisps are a menace to the people of England!
2013-05-14 01:20:30 AM  
2 votes:
www.singleapproachablegirl.com
2013-05-14 12:35:01 AM  
2 votes:
She looks like the tranny Begbie makes out with in Trainspotting.

/regardless, good for her
2013-05-14 12:32:33 AM  
2 votes:
She looks good for an aging transvestite.
2013-05-14 12:28:48 AM  
2 votes:
chavs'll tap anything.  theyre like the black people of england
2013-05-14 12:18:17 AM  
2 votes:
Paging Mr. Powers. Paging Mr. Powers.
2013-05-14 12:49:12 PM  
1 votes:

octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?


Good god, yes. You could make Buffalo Bill a duvet.
2013-05-14 01:40:51 AM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: [gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 483x331]


It fits like a glove...

Oh, you can stick your whole hand in it?
2013-05-14 01:39:45 AM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

Or does her bucket head skew the picture?


Buckethead?

www.musicbanter.com
2013-05-14 01:37:52 AM  
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: butterface


Butter-everything.

I bet the skin folds smell like a 472 lb woman after she ran a 5k breast cancer run.
2013-05-14 01:15:53 AM  
1 votes:
Since I don't know what a stone is, I'm assuming she lost 17 stones from the gastric surgery and then one extra stone when she had her penis removed.
2013-05-14 01:02:18 AM  
1 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?

Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.


[howaboutnobear.jpg]
2013-05-14 01:01:51 AM  
1 votes:
i love fark so much. LOL
2013-05-14 12:55:01 AM  
1 votes:
wow, so her hypothyroid condition went away, just like that?
2013-05-14 12:53:12 AM  
1 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?

Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.


There are procedures that remove the extra flaps.  The scars are extensive but they beat being either a whale or the sails of a whaling ship.
2013-05-14 12:43:08 AM  
1 votes:

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


24.media.tumblr.com

Or does her bucket head skew the picture?
2013-05-14 12:42:27 AM  
1 votes:
Judging from the pictures she must have gain an inch on her dick from that weight lost.
2013-05-14 12:40:07 AM  
1 votes:
If she's telling the toy boy oral only until after the wedding, it's a man man.

Also, a bodybuilder? Does the world really need another man-faced overly muscular woman? I mean, we already have Madonna and Chyna!

/Congrats on losing the weight though
2013-05-14 12:31:11 AM  
1 votes:

thisiszombocom: chavs'll tap anything.  theyre like the black people of england


i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-05-14 12:29:11 AM  
1 votes:
i758.photobucket.com
2013-05-14 12:26:41 AM  
1 votes:
She has her sights set on becoming a bodybuilder after a tummy tuck operation to remove excess skin in the summer.


I hate having excess skin in the summer.
2013-05-14 12:26:10 AM  
1 votes:
Don't worry, she'll be fat again.  Just give it a couple of years.
2013-05-14 12:25:23 AM  
1 votes:
Her farking head looks like it's on backwards
2013-05-14 12:25:13 AM  
1 votes:
Steroids and meth. Is there anything they can't do?
2013-05-14 12:24:47 AM  
1 votes:

sleeper2995: Morbidly Obese now that's a great band name


and their first album will be called Eat. Pray. F********CK!!!
2013-05-14 12:24:09 AM  
1 votes:
If the Daily Mail said the sky was blue I'd go check but if she really lost 250 pounds without surgery, that is a Herculean effort and good for her.  Someone like that I wish all the success in the world.
2013-05-14 12:19:06 AM  
1 votes:
I hate when I lose just one thing. I can't imagine the frustration.
 
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