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(Daily Mail)   Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics)   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, toyboy, falls in love, bacon sandwich, website designers, nicole, exercises, food craving  
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2013-05-14 12:24:09 AM  
4 votes:
If the Daily Mail said the sky was blue I'd go check but if she really lost 250 pounds without surgery, that is a Herculean effort and good for her.  Someone like that I wish all the success in the world.
2013-05-14 12:24:03 AM  
4 votes:
It's a man, baby...
2013-05-14 12:32:33 AM  
3 votes:
She looks good for an aging transvestite.
2013-05-14 12:29:11 AM  
2 votes:
2013-05-14 12:27:35 AM  
2 votes:
Love how you imply that her ex-husband is somehow responsible for her being fat. Love that.
2013-05-14 12:26:28 AM  
2 votes:
2013-05-14 12:24:11 AM  
2 votes:
Good for her.
2013-05-14 12:18:09 AM  
2 votes:
..... regains all the weight, messy divorce from gay guy, depression, suicide....
2013-05-14 05:26:24 AM  
1 vote:

I had to do it.
2013-05-14 02:19:19 AM  
1 vote:

GreenSun: Good for her. At least she doesn't spend her time taking pictures of herself while acting as a massive obstacle in public areas.

I think she is a lot more deserving of praise than the fat whiner with her 'gland' problem.
2013-05-14 01:37:52 AM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: butterface


I bet the skin folds smell like a 472 lb woman after she ran a 5k breast cancer run.
2013-05-14 01:28:04 AM  
1 vote:
This "woman" needs to be destroyed with internet weapons.  Fark, reddit , 4chan.  All of that.  We should not rest until her death by suicide.

/the fat are killing us all
2013-05-14 01:07:42 AM  
1 vote:
You can lose all the weight you like, but you can't lose British.
2013-05-14 12:55:01 AM  
1 vote:
wow, so her hypothyroid condition went away, just like that?
2013-05-14 12:53:12 AM  
1 vote:

fanbladesaresharp: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?

Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.

There are procedures that remove the extra flaps.  The scars are extensive but they beat being either a whale or the sails of a whaling ship.
2013-05-14 12:32:53 AM  
1 vote:
Those goddamned takeaways and packets of crisps are a menace to the people of England!
2013-05-14 12:31:27 AM  
1 vote:
Huh. Is it just me, or was her face actually more attractive before she lost the weight? I mean, I'm no chubby chaser, but if I had a few beers I might just slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Sure, she was still only British hot mildly attractive, but what the heck, right? But now she's totally got a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going on. Boner kryptonite.
2013-05-14 12:28:48 AM  
1 vote:
chavs'll tap anything.  theyre like the black people of england
2013-05-14 12:24:49 AM  
1 vote:
Daily mail. Assuming it's a lie before RTFA.
2013-05-14 12:23:16 AM  
1 vote:
In the third pic, either her head is too large or the boy toy's (and we're using that term very looosely) head is too small.

2013-05-14 12:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
Ugh, how much loose skin does she have dammed up under those industrial-strength pants?
2013-05-14 12:22:57 AM  
1 vote:
He still looks fat.
2013-05-14 12:20:45 AM  
1 vote:
No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?
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