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(Daily Mail)   Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2013-05-14 01:00:48 AM  

serial_crusher: wow, so her hypothyroid condition went away, just like that?


AND she's no longer a serial crusher
 
2013-05-14 01:00:53 AM  

octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?


Why do you think she's wearing the long, loose sleeves?  If she takes her shirt off, she can glide through the air like a flying squirrel.
 
2013-05-14 01:01:18 AM  
No too Chav'y!!!
 
2013-05-14 01:01:51 AM  
i love fark so much. LOL
 
2013-05-14 01:02:18 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?

Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.


[howaboutnobear.jpg]
 
2013-05-14 01:06:39 AM  
Yep; I'm looking into those, myself. The term "tummy tuck" is somewhat deceptive, because the mini-tuck that most people ego have not been severely overweight get is a much different procedure than the ones designed for larger losses. I'd be willing to bet she actually had a belt lipectomy.

It's her thighs I kind of wonder about; that picture in the black leggings is awfully flattering.


/none of this meant in any way to detract from the work she did
//just wondering how much work and needed done after
 
2013-05-14 01:07:42 AM  
You can lose all the weight you like, but you can't lose British.
 
2013-05-14 01:12:38 AM  
Wwe chyna?
 
2013-05-14 01:13:11 AM  

theknuckler_33: butterface


I see what you did there
 
2013-05-14 01:13:21 AM  

NASAM: She must not have a thyroid problem.


Came to say this. She was AT LEAST as fat as thyroid chick.

Quit blaming your thyroid problems and put down the fast food.

/I had to change my eating habits too
//damn accident left me unable to run
///my own damn fault for not changing my eating habits quicker
////thank god I looked in the mirror and said "f*ck this sh*t - gym time"
//slashies!
 
2013-05-14 01:15:07 AM  
I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

To the normal height person, I offer my congratulations on the loss through diet and exercise. Much better than Chris Christi.

/My shoulders fill an average doorway.
//Not something you can reduce.
 
2013-05-14 01:15:53 AM  
Since I don't know what a stone is, I'm assuming she lost 17 stones from the gastric surgery and then one extra stone when she had her penis removed.
 
2013-05-14 01:16:22 AM  
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-05-14 01:16:36 AM  

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


Farrah Abraham?

Oh - the dude from mask!

//And I don't mean Cher
 
2013-05-14 01:16:54 AM  
252 lbs in a year and a quarter... yeah... I'm gonna have to call shenanigans
 
2013-05-14 01:20:30 AM  
www.singleapproachablegirl.com
 
2013-05-14 01:21:03 AM  

Bung_Howdy: It's a man, baby...


Came for this, leaving strangely unsatisfied for some reason...
 
2013-05-14 01:27:57 AM  

wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.


370lbs = 2.6 Bumblefarks.

I don't think we're even the same species.

Do...do you require a second brain to control the lower half of your body?

/I keed.
 
2013-05-14 01:28:04 AM  
This "woman" needs to be destroyed with internet weapons.  Fark, reddit , 4chan.  All of that.  We should not rest until her death by suicide.


/the fat are killing us all
 
2013-05-14 01:36:49 AM  

lordargent: Face is daily mail hot, but yeah, I'd go for it.

// legs!


Those legs are just waiting for an extra helping of coleslaw.
 
2013-05-14 01:37:52 AM  

theknuckler_33: butterface


Butter-everything.

I bet the skin folds smell like a 472 lb woman after she ran a 5k breast cancer run.
 
2013-05-14 01:39:45 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

Or does her bucket head skew the picture?


Buckethead?

www.musicbanter.com
 
2013-05-14 01:40:51 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: [gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 483x331]


It fits like a glove...

Oh, you can stick your whole hand in it?
 
2013-05-14 01:41:31 AM  
I'm sorry. I was distracted by Angelina Jolie's mastectomy and Zoe Saldana's "topless" photos weird androgyny comment.
 
2013-05-14 01:44:18 AM  

Bumblefark: wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

370lbs = 2.6 Bumblefarks.

I don't think we're even the same species.

Do...do you require a second brain to control the lower half of your body?

/I keed.


Tis a valid question. I walk through a shopping mall and suspect I am a different species.

As far as a mid-brain, I don't know. I might be an alien but I haven't had that scan done. I play racquetball to maintain my versatility and I think I'm more likely to stretch for a shot than to jump, but I am playing RB for  finding the jump and twist .

/Shooting for adaptive adjustment
//I got to tipping over cars while appearing fat.
 
2013-05-14 01:48:55 AM  

lemonysprite: I'm sorry. I was distracted by Angelina Jolie's mastectomy and Zoe Saldana's "topless" photos weird androgyny comment.


I know right, she didn't even have cancer, just a gene that increased her risk.
 
2013-05-14 01:52:37 AM  

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


At first I was "yearight dickwad" but on second glance....I have to second it
 
2013-05-14 02:10:06 AM  

wildcardjack: Bumblefark: wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

370lbs = 2.6 Bumblefarks.

I don't think we're even the same species.

Do...do you require a second brain to control the lower half of your body?

/I keed.

Tis a valid question. I walk through a shopping mall and suspect I am a different species.

As far as a mid-brain, I don't know. I might be an alien but I haven't had that scan done. I play racquetball to maintain my versatility and I think I'm more likely to stretch for a shot than to jump, but I am playing RB for  finding the jump and twist .

/Shooting for adaptive adjustment
//I got to tipping over cars while appearing fat.


Heh :)

I actually got to taste the other side of things many years ago, touring around southern Italy. (Skinny, but average height for an American male.)

You, I'd imagine they would greet with burnt offerings and marble temples.
 
2013-05-14 02:19:19 AM  

GreenSun: Good for her. At least she doesn't spend her time taking pictures of herself while acting as a massive obstacle in public areas.


I think she is a lot more deserving of praise than the fat whiner with her 'gland' problem.
 
2013-05-14 02:20:01 AM  
Yay Fark! Three threads into one. Proud!
 
2013-05-14 02:21:12 AM  

wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

To the normal height person, I offer my congratulations on the loss through diet and exercise. Much better than Chris Christi.

/My shoulders fill an average doorway.
//Not something you can reduce.


yeah my friend (just got on with the carolina panthers) is around 320... not even close to fat. Hes huge. And fast. He was normalish sized till highschool... then he turned into some sort of hulk man. He is a hulk man.

And i mean hulk man. He crushed out 36 reps of 225 lbs. Thats beefy. And yes he informs me there is a second brain that controls his lower half. Its called the stomach dick neural complex and he says his head brain is just for drinkin and thinkin.
 
2013-05-14 02:22:33 AM  
"Toy Boy" is both fat and ugly.
 
2013-05-14 02:26:12 AM  
How about stop the I'm fat shiat. We get it, you are fat, we all know it. Just lose some weight. No one comments, no one cares. We love you regardless. It's not a spectacular life affirming moment. It's part of your maturity you self absorbed little twat. Your body is not my business.
 
2013-05-14 02:27:52 AM  
Also... What the hell is she looking at?

She may have forgone the lap band but that was no reason not to have those damn eye muscles fixed.

Wonk eyes are sooo fixable.... she however is not.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:57 AM  

thisiszombocom: chavs'll tap anything.  theyre  like the black people white trash.

 
2013-05-14 02:33:04 AM  
There is no way this could be true. Yesterday's fark thread empirically proved that being fat is a disorder that can not be treated and fat people are immune to the laws of thermodynamics. She is a witch. Burn her.
 
2013-05-14 02:36:52 AM  
Good for her.

would
 
2013-05-14 02:37:11 AM  
FTFA: She has her sights set on becoming a bodybuilder after a tummy tuck operation to remove excess skin in the summer.

Yeah, that's what I thought. She's hiding the excess skin above her belt line. She puts on the slim pants or the slim skirt and wears a loose top. Somewhere in all of that is some type of garment holding all that excess skin against her mid-section.

Now there's a mental picture!
 
2013-05-14 02:38:18 AM  
The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?
 
2013-05-14 02:44:29 AM  

Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?


You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
 
2013-05-14 02:47:34 AM  
You can't fool me.  That's Stephen Fry in drag.
 
2013-05-14 02:51:21 AM  
She's not even close to 27 stone in the before pics.
 
2013-05-14 02:55:44 AM  

Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.


Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap
 
2013-05-14 03:03:53 AM  

Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap


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2013-05-14 03:09:41 AM  

Bumblefark: Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap

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Probably the safest idea...
 
2013-05-14 03:39:17 AM  

Tumunga: theknuckler_33: butterface

Butter-everything.

I bet the skin folds smell like a 472 lb woman after she ran Hoverred-round a 5k breast cancer run.


FTFY
 
2013-05-14 03:42:20 AM  

Kurmudgeon:


Shakes fist
 
2013-05-14 03:47:19 AM  
Congrats to her, that's a great accomplishment that took a lot of dedication and willpower.
For my tastes her face is pretty bleh, but overall she looks much better than she did before regardless.
 
2013-05-14 03:54:19 AM  
Those "before" photos are NOT of a woman who weighs 378 pounds. If you are brave enough, google what a 375 pound woman looks like. They're a lot bigger than the broad in the article.

/good for her, wish her the best
 
2013-05-14 04:00:15 AM  

Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap

[media.tumblr.com image 350x263]

Probably the safest idea...


Nothing personal, you understand. But, if I have to visualize Chyna's melting o-face...that's pretty much the stuff of nightmares.
 
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