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(Daily Mail)   Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2013-05-14 12:17:39 AM
Face is daily mail hot, but yeah, I'd go for it.

// legs!
 
2013-05-14 12:18:05 AM
butterface
 
2013-05-14 12:18:09 AM
..... regains all the weight, messy divorce from gay guy, depression, suicide....
 
2013-05-14 12:18:17 AM
Paging Mr. Powers. Paging Mr. Powers.
 
2013-05-14 12:19:06 AM
I hate when I lose just one thing. I can't imagine the frustration.
 
2013-05-14 12:19:35 AM
.... a man.
 
2013-05-14 12:19:51 AM
I'd rate her a 7 in England, as in 7 English beers.
 
2013-05-14 12:20:45 AM
No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?
 
2013-05-14 12:21:26 AM
Morbidly Obese now that's a great band name
 
2013-05-14 12:22:57 AM
He still looks fat.
 
2013-05-14 12:23:13 AM
Ugh, how much loose skin does she have dammed up under those industrial-strength pants?
 
2013-05-14 12:23:16 AM
In the third pic, either her head is too large or the boy toy's (and we're using that term very looosely) head is too small.

/whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-05-14 12:24:03 AM
It's a man, baby...
 
2013-05-14 12:24:09 AM
If the Daily Mail said the sky was blue I'd go check but if she really lost 250 pounds without surgery, that is a Herculean effort and good for her.  Someone like that I wish all the success in the world.
 
2013-05-14 12:24:11 AM
Good for her.
 
2013-05-14 12:24:47 AM

sleeper2995: Morbidly Obese now that's a great band name


and their first album will be called Eat. Pray. F********CK!!!
 
2013-05-14 12:24:49 AM
Daily mail. Assuming it's a lie before RTFA.
 
2013-05-14 12:25:13 AM
Steroids and meth. Is there anything they can't do?
 
2013-05-14 12:25:14 AM

Bung_Howdy: It's a man, baby...


This. So much this... *shudders*
 
2013-05-14 12:25:16 AM
Smoking hot?
 
2013-05-14 12:25:23 AM
Her farking head looks like it's on backwards
 
2013-05-14 12:26:10 AM
Don't worry, she'll be fat again.  Just give it a couple of years.
 
2013-05-14 12:26:28 AM
i.dailymail.co.ukwww.infobarrel.com
 
2013-05-14 12:26:41 AM
She has her sights set on becoming a bodybuilder after a tummy tuck operation to remove excess skin in the summer.


I hate having excess skin in the summer.
 
2013-05-14 12:27:35 AM
Love how you imply that her ex-husband is somehow responsible for her being fat. Love that.
 
2013-05-14 12:28:48 AM
chavs'll tap anything.  theyre like the black people of england
 
2013-05-14 12:28:56 AM
She's an 8 in the UK, 7 here.
 
2013-05-14 12:29:11 AM
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 12:31:11 AM

thisiszombocom: chavs'll tap anything.  theyre like the black people of england


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-14 12:31:27 AM
Huh. Is it just me, or was her face actually more attractive before she lost the weight? I mean, I'm no chubby chaser, but if I had a few beers I might just slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Sure, she was still only British hot mildly attractive, but what the heck, right? But now she's totally got a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going on. Boner kryptonite.
 
2013-05-14 12:31:28 AM

Loucifer: She has her sights set on becoming a bodybuilder after a tummy tuck operation to remove excess skin in the summer.


I hate having excess skin in the summer.


She better get those stretch marks taken care of as the same time.
 
2013-05-14 12:32:33 AM
She looks good for an aging transvestite.
 
2013-05-14 12:32:53 AM
Those goddamned takeaways and packets of crisps are a menace to the people of England!
 
2013-05-14 12:34:16 AM

SpdrJay: ..... regains all the weight, messy divorce from gay guy, depression, suicide....


Actually, if they open a weight-loss business together, they'll become as difficult to shake off the wagon as Jumpforjoy.jpg is from Judaism.
 
2013-05-14 12:35:01 AM
She looks like the tranny Begbie makes out with in Trainspotting.

/regardless, good for her
 
2013-05-14 12:35:28 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-14 12:35:35 AM
Paid  by govt???

Doesn't look like she weight 350+ before
 
2013-05-14 12:38:03 AM
That's a tranny.
 
2013-05-14 12:40:07 AM
If she's telling the toy boy oral only until after the wedding, it's a man man.

Also, a bodybuilder? Does the world really need another man-faced overly muscular woman? I mean, we already have Madonna and Chyna!

/Congrats on losing the weight though
 
2013-05-14 12:40:53 AM
Not bad.  Not great.  But tappable after a few beers and already low standards.
 
2013-05-14 12:41:36 AM
She must not have a thyroid problem.
 
2013-05-14 12:41:52 AM

lordargent: Face is daily mail hot, but yeah, I'd go for it.

// legs!


thisiszombocom: chavs'll tap anything.  theyre like the black people of england



Heh.
 
2013-05-14 12:42:27 AM
Judging from the pictures she must have gain an inch on her dick from that weight lost.
 
2013-05-14 12:43:08 AM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


24.media.tumblr.com

Or does her bucket head skew the picture?
 
2013-05-14 12:45:33 AM
Is dailyfail like Jerry Springer where they pay the people to pretend to be over the top for public judgement?
 
2013-05-14 12:46:04 AM

octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?


Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.
 
2013-05-14 12:53:12 AM

fanbladesaresharp: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?

Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.


There are procedures that remove the extra flaps.  The scars are extensive but they beat being either a whale or the sails of a whaling ship.
 
2013-05-14 12:55:01 AM
wow, so her hypothyroid condition went away, just like that?
 
2013-05-14 12:59:41 AM
Good for her. At least she doesn't spend her time taking pictures of herself while acting as a massive obstacle in public areas.
 
2013-05-14 01:00:04 AM
Yeah she looks not bad with spans on. That face is hard to get past though but good in her for losing the weight.
 
2013-05-14 01:00:48 AM

serial_crusher: wow, so her hypothyroid condition went away, just like that?


AND she's no longer a serial crusher
 
2013-05-14 01:00:53 AM

octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?


Why do you think she's wearing the long, loose sleeves?  If she takes her shirt off, she can glide through the air like a flying squirrel.
 
2013-05-14 01:01:18 AM
No too Chav'y!!!
 
2013-05-14 01:01:51 AM
i love fark so much. LOL
 
2013-05-14 01:02:18 AM

fanbladesaresharp: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?

Yeah I'm calling BS in part. A tummy tuck isn't going to hide the flappers from a 252# loss. 70 or 80 sure, can be done. 100# even. A couple of my friends have done it. Tone it up. THAT much in 15 months? Not buying it. Take off the clothes hon and let the rest of see.


[howaboutnobear.jpg]
 
2013-05-14 01:06:39 AM
Yep; I'm looking into those, myself. The term "tummy tuck" is somewhat deceptive, because the mini-tuck that most people ego have not been severely overweight get is a much different procedure than the ones designed for larger losses. I'd be willing to bet she actually had a belt lipectomy.

It's her thighs I kind of wonder about; that picture in the black leggings is awfully flattering.


/none of this meant in any way to detract from the work she did
//just wondering how much work and needed done after
 
2013-05-14 01:07:42 AM
You can lose all the weight you like, but you can't lose British.
 
2013-05-14 01:12:38 AM
Wwe chyna?
 
2013-05-14 01:13:11 AM

theknuckler_33: butterface


I see what you did there
 
2013-05-14 01:13:21 AM

NASAM: She must not have a thyroid problem.


Came to say this. She was AT LEAST as fat as thyroid chick.

Quit blaming your thyroid problems and put down the fast food.

/I had to change my eating habits too
//damn accident left me unable to run
///my own damn fault for not changing my eating habits quicker
////thank god I looked in the mirror and said "f*ck this sh*t - gym time"
//slashies!
 
2013-05-14 01:15:07 AM
I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

To the normal height person, I offer my congratulations on the loss through diet and exercise. Much better than Chris Christi.

/My shoulders fill an average doorway.
//Not something you can reduce.
 
2013-05-14 01:15:53 AM
Since I don't know what a stone is, I'm assuming she lost 17 stones from the gastric surgery and then one extra stone when she had her penis removed.
 
2013-05-14 01:16:22 AM
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-05-14 01:16:36 AM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


Farrah Abraham?

Oh - the dude from mask!

//And I don't mean Cher
 
2013-05-14 01:16:54 AM
252 lbs in a year and a quarter... yeah... I'm gonna have to call shenanigans
 
2013-05-14 01:20:30 AM
www.singleapproachablegirl.com
 
2013-05-14 01:21:03 AM

Bung_Howdy: It's a man, baby...


Came for this, leaving strangely unsatisfied for some reason...
 
2013-05-14 01:27:57 AM

wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.


370lbs = 2.6 Bumblefarks.

I don't think we're even the same species.

Do...do you require a second brain to control the lower half of your body?

/I keed.
 
2013-05-14 01:28:04 AM
This "woman" needs to be destroyed with internet weapons.  Fark, reddit , 4chan.  All of that.  We should not rest until her death by suicide.


/the fat are killing us all
 
2013-05-14 01:36:49 AM

lordargent: Face is daily mail hot, but yeah, I'd go for it.

// legs!


Those legs are just waiting for an extra helping of coleslaw.
 
2013-05-14 01:37:52 AM

theknuckler_33: butterface


Butter-everything.

I bet the skin folds smell like a 472 lb woman after she ran a 5k breast cancer run.
 
2013-05-14 01:39:45 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]

Or does her bucket head skew the picture?


Buckethead?

www.musicbanter.com
 
2013-05-14 01:40:51 AM

FARK rebel soldier: [gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 483x331]


It fits like a glove...

Oh, you can stick your whole hand in it?
 
2013-05-14 01:41:31 AM
I'm sorry. I was distracted by Angelina Jolie's mastectomy and Zoe Saldana's "topless" photos weird androgyny comment.
 
2013-05-14 01:44:18 AM

Bumblefark: wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

370lbs = 2.6 Bumblefarks.

I don't think we're even the same species.

Do...do you require a second brain to control the lower half of your body?

/I keed.


Tis a valid question. I walk through a shopping mall and suspect I am a different species.

As far as a mid-brain, I don't know. I might be an alien but I haven't had that scan done. I play racquetball to maintain my versatility and I think I'm more likely to stretch for a shot than to jump, but I am playing RB for  finding the jump and twist .

/Shooting for adaptive adjustment
//I got to tipping over cars while appearing fat.
 
2013-05-14 01:48:55 AM

lemonysprite: I'm sorry. I was distracted by Angelina Jolie's mastectomy and Zoe Saldana's "topless" photos weird androgyny comment.


I know right, she didn't even have cancer, just a gene that increased her risk.
 
2013-05-14 01:52:37 AM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


At first I was "yearight dickwad" but on second glance....I have to second it
 
2013-05-14 02:10:06 AM

wildcardjack: Bumblefark: wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

370lbs = 2.6 Bumblefarks.

I don't think we're even the same species.

Do...do you require a second brain to control the lower half of your body?

/I keed.

Tis a valid question. I walk through a shopping mall and suspect I am a different species.

As far as a mid-brain, I don't know. I might be an alien but I haven't had that scan done. I play racquetball to maintain my versatility and I think I'm more likely to stretch for a shot than to jump, but I am playing RB for  finding the jump and twist .

/Shooting for adaptive adjustment
//I got to tipping over cars while appearing fat.


Heh :)

I actually got to taste the other side of things many years ago, touring around southern Italy. (Skinny, but average height for an American male.)

You, I'd imagine they would greet with burnt offerings and marble temples.
 
2013-05-14 02:19:19 AM

GreenSun: Good for her. At least she doesn't spend her time taking pictures of herself while acting as a massive obstacle in public areas.


I think she is a lot more deserving of praise than the fat whiner with her 'gland' problem.
 
2013-05-14 02:20:01 AM
Yay Fark! Three threads into one. Proud!
 
2013-05-14 02:21:12 AM

wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

To the normal height person, I offer my congratulations on the loss through diet and exercise. Much better than Chris Christi.

/My shoulders fill an average doorway.
//Not something you can reduce.


yeah my friend (just got on with the carolina panthers) is around 320... not even close to fat. Hes huge. And fast. He was normalish sized till highschool... then he turned into some sort of hulk man. He is a hulk man.

And i mean hulk man. He crushed out 36 reps of 225 lbs. Thats beefy. And yes he informs me there is a second brain that controls his lower half. Its called the stomach dick neural complex and he says his head brain is just for drinkin and thinkin.
 
2013-05-14 02:22:33 AM
"Toy Boy" is both fat and ugly.
 
2013-05-14 02:26:12 AM
How about stop the I'm fat shiat. We get it, you are fat, we all know it. Just lose some weight. No one comments, no one cares. We love you regardless. It's not a spectacular life affirming moment. It's part of your maturity you self absorbed little twat. Your body is not my business.
 
2013-05-14 02:27:52 AM
Also... What the hell is she looking at?

She may have forgone the lap band but that was no reason not to have those damn eye muscles fixed.

Wonk eyes are sooo fixable.... she however is not.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:57 AM

thisiszombocom: chavs'll tap anything.  theyre  like the black people white trash.

 
2013-05-14 02:33:04 AM
There is no way this could be true. Yesterday's fark thread empirically proved that being fat is a disorder that can not be treated and fat people are immune to the laws of thermodynamics. She is a witch. Burn her.
 
2013-05-14 02:36:52 AM
Good for her.

would
 
2013-05-14 02:37:11 AM
FTFA: She has her sights set on becoming a bodybuilder after a tummy tuck operation to remove excess skin in the summer.

Yeah, that's what I thought. She's hiding the excess skin above her belt line. She puts on the slim pants or the slim skirt and wears a loose top. Somewhere in all of that is some type of garment holding all that excess skin against her mid-section.

Now there's a mental picture!
 
2013-05-14 02:38:18 AM
The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?
 
2013-05-14 02:44:29 AM

Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?


You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
 
2013-05-14 02:47:34 AM
You can't fool me.  That's Stephen Fry in drag.
 
2013-05-14 02:51:21 AM
She's not even close to 27 stone in the before pics.
 
2013-05-14 02:55:44 AM

Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.


Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap
 
2013-05-14 03:03:53 AM

Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-14 03:09:41 AM

Bumblefark: Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap

[media.tumblr.com image 350x263]


Probably the safest idea...
 
2013-05-14 03:39:17 AM

Tumunga: theknuckler_33: butterface

Butter-everything.

I bet the skin folds smell like a 472 lb woman after she ran Hoverred-round a 5k breast cancer run.


FTFY
 
2013-05-14 03:42:20 AM

Kurmudgeon:


Shakes fist
 
2013-05-14 03:47:19 AM
Congrats to her, that's a great accomplishment that took a lot of dedication and willpower.
For my tastes her face is pretty bleh, but overall she looks much better than she did before regardless.
 
2013-05-14 03:54:19 AM
Those "before" photos are NOT of a woman who weighs 378 pounds. If you are brave enough, google what a 375 pound woman looks like. They're a lot bigger than the broad in the article.

/good for her, wish her the best
 
2013-05-14 04:00:15 AM

Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: Bumblefark: Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?

You should probably go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Methinks time alone in a corner with just my imagination will only make this worse...

/fapfapfap

[media.tumblr.com image 350x263]

Probably the safest idea...


Nothing personal, you understand. But, if I have to visualize Chyna's melting o-face...that's pretty much the stuff of nightmares.
 
2013-05-14 05:14:30 AM
British hot.
 
2013-05-14 05:26:24 AM
i.imgur.com

I had to do it.
 
Ni
2013-05-14 05:52:41 AM

Bonobo62: octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?
Why do you think she's wearing the long, loose sleeves?  If she takes her shirt off, she can glide through the air like a flying squirrel.


I would expect flying like a squirrel would sound like the whole-body version of my dog's lips flapping with his head out the car window.

Sigh... at least her neck doesn't look like a vagina.
 
2013-05-14 06:17:02 AM

serial_crusher: wow, so her hypothyroid condition went away, just like that?


She's so brave for beating it.  Now if only the other 50% of the population who suffer from this debilitating condition could be so lucky...

/s
 
2013-05-14 06:19:22 AM
Two thousand years of screwing your first cousins. Welcome to Ol Blighty.
 
2013-05-14 06:24:22 AM

Befuddled: [i.imgur.com image 306x462]

I had to do it.


I can't tell the difference.
 
2013-05-14 06:34:35 AM

Befuddled: [i.imgur.com image 306x462]

I had to do it.


*Shiver*

Is it wrong I find that an improvement?
 
2013-05-14 06:35:25 AM
"toy-boy?"

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
pc
2013-05-14 07:04:23 AM
i.imgur.com
/ I pass
 
2013-05-14 07:17:11 AM
a.abcnews.com

Well, I for one say 'Congratulations!' I know this has been a struggle.
 
2013-05-14 07:42:16 AM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne:


That's what I was thinking too.
 
2013-05-14 07:49:56 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: She has her sights set on becoming a bodybuilder after a tummy tuck operation to remove excess skin in the summer.


Couldn't she donate it to a burn unit?
 
2013-05-14 08:02:53 AM
Woman gets fat. Woman divorces. Woman loses lots of weight to gain another man...

And we are halfway through the story. What will be the surprising end to this tale?
 
2013-05-14 08:25:50 AM

Befuddled: [i.imgur.com image 306x462]

I had to do it.


Actually makes more sense
 
2013-05-14 08:54:29 AM

Snarfangel: Woman gets fat. Woman divorces. Woman loses lots of weight to gain another man...

And we are halfway through the story. What will be the surprising end to this tale?


This tale has no end. It's cyclical.
 
2013-05-14 09:33:58 AM

lokidecat: .... a man.


beat me to it.
 
2013-05-14 09:35:11 AM

GuidoDelConfuso: Huh. Is it just me, or was her face actually more attractive before she lost the weight? I mean, I'm no chubby chaser, but if I had a few beers I might just slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Sure, she was still only British hot mildly attractive, but what the heck, right? But now she's totally got a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going on. Boner kryptonite.


When it comes to the face, fat is nature's botox. All the wrinkles and turkey neck show up after the fat disappears.
 
2013-05-14 09:47:53 AM

sleeper2995: Morbidly Obese now that's a great band name


http://www.myspace.com/morbidobesityspbf
http://www.last.fm/music/Morbid+Obesity

/You don't say.

Oddly, when I hit play (gah, they suck, and I'm a huge fan of 80's death metal like Death and Napalm Death), below the progress bar it says "Coming next, songs from similar artists like Kelly Clarkson, Ne-yo, and Carrie Underwood. I wonder why MySpace is no longer relevant?
 
2013-05-14 10:05:01 AM

Shmopee: The after pictures...It's like that nightmare I have where I'm boning Chyna (post steriods, pre-porn) and her face starts melting from the intensity of the...well, let's call a spade a spade, of the farking (I don't know either, my scumbag brain has a scumbag brain) and now me and my confused erection have no idea what to do.

/fap?



Is Chyna farking you with her clenis in this nightmare?


Befuddled: [i.imgur.com image 306x462]

I had to do it.



Is it wrong of me to think that they look better this way?
 
2013-05-14 10:54:38 AM
Fat Chicks take notice. You can get rid of the fat, if you try. It is much harder to get rid of the god awful lower arm tattoos that you seem to like so much.
 
2013-05-14 11:19:45 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-14 12:49:12 PM

octopied: No flaps of flab from all the extra weight?


Good god, yes. You could make Buffalo Bill a duvet.
 
2013-05-14 01:41:47 PM

Befuddled: I had to do it.


Had PS launched & ready, but had to check whether someone else had beat me to it. Bravo!
 
2013-05-14 01:53:23 PM
Not bad.  Above average looking for a woman her age.  I bet those guys here clowning her for her looks don't have a woman as good looking, or even any woman at all.
 
2013-05-14 02:10:25 PM
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2013-05-14 02:14:15 PM
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2013-05-14 02:14:43 PM
That sad thing about these stories is that all I can picture is what her skin must look like. Seriously, even with a tuck or two I'm going to assume that she's going to look hideous naked forever.
 
2013-05-14 02:21:04 PM
A handsome sort of woman
 
2013-05-14 02:25:47 PM

TheOtherMisterP: Those "before" photos are NOT of a woman who weighs 378 pounds. If you are brave enough, google what a 375 pound woman looks like. They're a lot bigger than the broad in the article.

/good for her, wish her the best


This.  I feel like somebody mistyped "17 stone" and by doing so made her 140 pounds heavier.  The only way she's 378 pounds in the before picture is if she's 7 feet tall.
 
2013-05-14 02:29:24 PM
So how much is a stone? How many pounds is a stone of precious stones worth?
 
2013-05-14 02:50:42 PM
Lost 18 stone, gained lazy eye. Meh.

/1s = 14 lbs.
//18 x 14 = 252
 
2013-05-14 03:04:45 PM
Did anyone mention yet that her head is bizarrely large? Because I noticed that.
 
2013-05-14 03:17:05 PM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x462][www.infobarrel.com image 238x238]


Came for this reference.  Thanks.
 
2013-05-14 03:55:16 PM
So, the women's section of the Daily Mail is called "Femail?"

That's just...truly awful.
 
2013-05-14 04:05:01 PM

MagSeven: Since I don't know what a stone is, I'm assuming she lost 17 stones from the gastric surgery and then one extra stone when she had her penis removed.


1 Stone = 14 lbs
 
2013-05-14 04:46:04 PM
www.celebritycd.com

Dude, she's JACKED!
 
2013-05-14 04:49:26 PM

DreamSnipers: GreenSun: Good for her. At least she doesn't spend her time taking pictures of herself while acting as a massive obstacle in public areas.


I think she is a lot more deserving of praise than the fat whiner with her 'gland' problem.


Buncha ^^^^ THIS ^^^^ right here.
 
2013-05-14 05:09:08 PM

mikefinch: wildcardjack: I'd offer my 370 pound photos but I'm a 6'5" titan, I look slightly above average. Think linebacker.

To the normal height person, I offer my congratulations on the loss through diet and exercise. Much better than Chris Christi.

/My shoulders fill an average doorway.
//Not something you can reduce.

yeah my friend (just got on with the carolina panthers) is around 320... not even close to fat. Hes huge. And fast. He was normalish sized till highschool... then he turned into some sort of hulk man. He is a hulk man.

And i mean hulk man. He crushed out 36 reps of 225 lbs. Thats beefy. And yes he informs me there is a second brain that controls his lower half. Its called the stomach dick neural complex and he says his head brain is just for drinkin and thinkin.


I'm good for 16 reps (2x8) at 250 but I'm spent after that. Your friend did 36 reps for the NFL combine, which might be a level for me to aim at. But I refuse to bulk up again, being able to tip over cars might sound fun but you aren't going to be versatile.
 
2013-05-14 06:44:47 PM
They look like the Mighty Boosh together.
 
2013-05-15 01:40:01 AM
That guy should know that about 97% of these people gain all the weight plus more back, good luck pancake man.
 
2013-05-15 02:02:03 AM
Hey, has anyone thought to post the Austin Powers "It's a man, baby..." jpeg.? Coz, It's a man, baby...
 
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