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(Daily Mail)   I'm sorry ma'am but we cannot send your e-card to your friend Dick because the word Dick might be offensive to him. Please refer to him as Richard not Dick. DICK   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2013-05-14 12:17:49 AM  
www.djwriter.com
 
2013-05-14 12:32:43 AM  
So Peter is right out, then?
 
2013-05-14 12:58:18 AM  
I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special
 
2013-05-14 01:02:12 AM  

Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special


I bet he does, too
 
2013-05-14 01:20:46 AM  

Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special


I bet he can't stop smiling every time he wears a name tag.
 
2013-05-14 01:32:25 AM  

Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special


As part of my job I had a conversation with a man whose parents named him "Richard". His last name is "Dick". That's right, "Dick Dick".

Either this guy's parents hated him or thought it was funny to name their child a name guaranteed to result in tons of teasing at school.
 
2013-05-14 02:10:17 AM  
Seriously, people, half the population have dicks, and the other half of the population are aware that they exist.
 
2013-05-14 02:10:38 AM  
Back in second or third grade on the first day of school the teacher realized she had two students named Richard in her class.  She said she'd get us confused if she called both of us by our first names, so would either one of us be willing to have her call us "Dick"?   We both shouted "NO!" at the same time and all the kids in the room laughed.   Then she asked "What's so funny?".  She was kind of an older lady and those were more innocent times.
 
2013-05-14 02:12:35 AM  
The penis mightier.
 
2013-05-14 02:14:06 AM  
My name's Richard Knobb, but you can call me Dick
 
2013-05-14 02:15:10 AM  
glennk.org
/all I got
//all I could think of
 
2013-05-14 02:16:44 AM  
How unfortunate that his name is richard penis.
 
2013-05-14 02:17:41 AM  
Robot Nixon will not be pleased.
 
2013-05-14 02:17:43 AM  
Dear Dick, I am not happy with the Kayak that I bought from you last winter and we want our money back.


/Dick's Sporting Goods
 
2013-05-14 02:20:58 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special

I bet he does, too


If I were him I would have killed my parents.

Slowly.
 
2013-05-14 02:21:55 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special

As part of my job I had a conversation with a man whose parents named him "Richard". His last name is "Dick". That's right, "Dick Dick".

Either this guy's parents hated him or thought it was funny to name their child a name guaranteed to result in tons of teasing at school.


Ah, yes. Robert Palmer wrote a song about him "A Dick Dick to Love".
 
2013-05-14 02:22:16 AM  
What a bunch of dicks!
 
2013-05-14 02:22:23 AM  

DanZero: [www.djwriter.com image 751x494]


www.krcrtv.com
/complete with balls
 
2013-05-14 02:23:50 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: As part of my job I had a conversation with a man whose parents named him "Richard". His last name is "Dick". That's right, "Dick Dick".

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
// least stupid pic of sessler I could find
 
2013-05-14 02:24:54 AM  

FlyingBacon: Dear Dick, I am not happy with the Kayak that I bought from you last winter and we want our money back.


/Dick's Sporting Goods


It's interesting that Dick's Sporting Goods used to be named CHICKS Sporting Goods. I've been wondering if there was a transgender thing going on there.

Oh, and this is in the Nanny State? No more spotted dick for them!
 
2013-05-14 02:28:34 AM  
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus
 
2013-05-14 02:28:56 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: FlyingBacon: Dear Dick, I am not happy with the Kayak that I bought from you last winter and we want our money back.


/Dick's Sporting Goods

It's interesting that Dick's Sporting Goods used to be named CHICKS Sporting Goods. I've been wondering if there was a transgender thing going on there.

Oh, and this is in the Nanny State? No more spotted dick for them!


Could you be confusing Chicks with Dicks?
 
2013-05-14 02:31:05 AM  
I love dicks.... No... Dick's Sporting Goods.

Bad store!
 
2013-05-14 02:31:40 AM  

Triumph: Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special

I bet he can't stop smiling every time he wears a name tag.


Actually, he wears a purple helmet. And he has a tendency to get excited and vomit when he wears it.
 
2013-05-14 02:32:15 AM  

squibbits: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: FlyingBacon: Dear Dick, I am not happy with the Kayak that I bought from you last winter and we want our money back.

/Dick's Sporting Goods

It's interesting that Dick's Sporting Goods used to be named CHICKS Sporting Goods. I've been wondering if there was a transgender thing going on there.

Oh, and this is in the Nanny State? No more spotted dick for them!

Could you be confusing Chicks with Dicks?


sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-05-14 02:33:15 AM  
'I picked an innocuous card on the M&S website. It's the first time I have used them. I shan't again. I don't mind them weeding out profanities - I'm glad for my grandsons to be shielded from the horrors of the internet - but it should not be beyond the wit of man to have a system that knows Dick is a name.'

She talks purdy.
 
2013-05-14 02:34:20 AM  
Dixon Cox.
 
2013-05-14 02:38:29 AM  
Good thing his name isn't John Thomas or Harry Balls.
 
2013-05-14 02:41:48 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special

As part of my job I had a conversation with a man whose parents named him "Richard". His last name is "Dick". That's right, "Dick Dick".

Either this guy's parents hated him or thought it was funny to name their child a name guaranteed to result in tons of teasing at school.


pageslap.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-14 02:45:00 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Good thing his name isn't John Thomas or Harry Balls.


Or Peter Johnson.
 
2013-05-14 02:48:48 AM  

LDM90: The Southern Dandy: Good thing his name isn't John Thomas or Harry Balls.

Or Peter Johnson.


Or Peter Duff.
 
2013-05-14 02:50:15 AM  
So English people don't eat spotted dick?
 
2013-05-14 02:50:34 AM  
Dick is not that uncommon a surname. What will they do then?
 
WGJ
2013-05-14 02:52:18 AM  
His name is Richard but he prefers Dick.
 
2013-05-14 02:55:29 AM  
Silly twit. Dicks are for making pudding.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-14 02:55:38 AM  
thefilmexperience.net
 
2013-05-14 03:00:37 AM  
The Southern Dandy: Good thing his name isn't John Thomas or Harry Balls.

Hmm, let's toss the "McFly" surname into there.

Richard Nelson McFly (AKA Dick N. McFly)
 
2013-05-14 03:01:17 AM  

FlyingBacon: LDM90: The Southern Dandy: Good thing his name isn't John Thomas or Harry Balls.

Or Peter Johnson.

Or Peter Duff.


or Gene Masseth
 
2013-05-14 03:07:33 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special

As part of my job I had a conversation with a man whose parents named him "Richard". His last name is "Dick". That's right, "Dick Dick".


Obviously they should have named the boy "Sue" instead.
 
2013-05-14 03:09:41 AM  
What's so funny about that name?

images.wikia.com

Link

/He has a wife you know
 
2013-05-14 03:11:27 AM  
Just wait until they see the address she's sending it to...

rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-05-14 03:31:18 AM  

illannoyin: Just wait until they see the address she's sending it to...

[rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]


Nah it was Dick who lives in Scoonthorpe
 
2013-05-14 03:33:35 AM  
I know it's Daily Fail and therefore probably made up from whole cloth, but I got a kick out of "It's political correctness gone mad!" The people who say this are often the same people offended by profanity. I'm also amused at the fact that this supposedly tech-savvy old bat thinks the computer can somehow tell the difference two words that are spelled the same. If she thinks it shouldn't censor names, I'll be happy to send her a card that demonstrates why that would be worse.
 
2013-05-14 03:40:53 AM  
A Marks & Spencer spokesman said: 'We must ensure out system is robust to protect our content standards.'

Yeah, they have to make sure the Out System is free from nasty, vile words and names like Dick, Johnson, Hardy, Gina, Assalina, Tata, coonthyria, Clitany, and others, especially the foreign sound ones.
 
2013-05-14 03:41:11 AM  
True funny story: My mom was a teacher at a middle school, and the principal's first name was, in fact, Richard; but he did in fact go by "Dick." (Older man) But of course among the students he was "Mr. Smith." One day at recess one of the teachers was calling to the principal and yelled across the yard, "Dick, can you do something or other?"

So the kids came scurrying into my mom's room, in tones of shock and horror: "Mrs. Blair!! Did you hear what she called the principal?!??!?"

My mother, with 25 years of middle-schoolers under her belt. did not laugh.
 
2013-05-14 03:41:41 AM  
A friend of mine had to put her first initial and last name on her gym clothes in junior high.

P.STAIN ;)
 
2013-05-14 03:48:45 AM  
www.iltlaugh.com
 
2013-05-14 04:01:30 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tarkus: I know a guy named Dick Head.

/I feel special

As part of my job I had a conversation with a man whose parents named him "Richard". His last name is "Dick". That's right, "Dick Dick".

Either this guy's parents hated him or thought it was funny to name their child a name guaranteed to result in tons of teasing at school.


If I were that guy, I'd go by Rich Dick.
 
2013-05-14 04:24:00 AM  
Possibly the first time in history the phrase "political correctness gone mad" has actually been used appropriately.
 
2013-05-14 04:26:49 AM  
My brother was seriously considering naming his son Maximilian Richard. Since we don't speak English at home nobody realized that he almost named him MAX DICK.
 
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