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(NBC New York)   A fireman rescues a cop rescuing a kitteh   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-14 12:01:10 AM
Oh man that cop is never, ever going to live this down.
 
2013-05-14 12:02:02 AM
The Aristocats?
 
2013-05-14 12:02:22 AM
Pussy
 
2013-05-14 12:03:21 AM
And not on Caterday?
 
2013-05-14 12:04:00 AM

theknuckler_33: Pussy


came here just to say that.
 
2013-05-14 12:06:58 AM
media.nbcnewyork.com
What a picture of a tree may look like.
 
2013-05-14 12:07:22 AM
a failducken?

or a turdawin?
 
2013-05-14 12:16:23 AM
i think the cat is called Monday in Queens
 
2013-05-14 12:18:07 AM
FTFA: "The officer had lit a flare and set up cones on the ground underneath the tree before going up but onlookers ignored them as they gathered and gawked from the ground, said Yu."

What is this I don't even.

/why in the fark do you need to light a flare to climb a tree in broad daylight?
 
2013-05-14 12:21:38 AM

theknuckler_33: Pussy


Guys get in a lot of trouble to get it.
 
2013-05-14 12:23:13 AM

Brick-House: theknuckler_33: Pussy

came here just to say that.


Perhaps we could use it as a basis to construct a bi-partisan piece of legislation to improve the country. You know, something that includes bits that I like and bits that you like. Or, in other words, bits that I don't really like and bits that you don't really like.

Like, say, a package that includes modest tax increases combined with spending cuts?
 
2013-05-14 12:24:04 AM
Fireman rescues pig stuck in a tree.
 
2013-05-14 12:24:23 AM

picturescrazy: theknuckler_33: Pussy

Guys get in a lot of trouble to get it.


Like getting stuck in a tree, obviously.
 
2013-05-14 12:26:59 AM

lordargent: Fireman rescues pig stuck in a tree.

Lulz

 
2013-05-14 12:31:16 AM
This has the beginnings of a beautiful love story. Later this year, they'll move in together along with Fluffykins the cat, who brought the two together.
 
2013-05-14 12:54:02 AM
Waitaminit....where is....

Kittiepie070?!? YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE RIGHT NOW!!!!
 
2013-05-14 01:06:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-14 01:24:45 AM
Yo dawg, I heard you like rescues....
 
2013-05-14 01:38:19 AM
I  can't believe there's no video.  Cops must have confiscated everyone's phones.
 
2013-05-14 01:45:44 AM
Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our pussies kicked pal!
 
2013-05-14 01:58:15 AM
bravo for the cop. i'd give him[or her] a pat on the back and if i was in trouble i'd hope they were there. that is unless my problem had something to do with a tree.
 
2013-05-14 02:07:53 AM
said Yu

Sez You
 
2013-05-14 02:15:33 AM

gweilo8888: FTFA: "The officer had lit a flare and set up cones on the ground underneath the tree before going up but onlookers ignored them as they gathered and gawked from the ground, said Yu."

What is this I don't even.

/why in the fark do you need to light a flare to climb a tree in broad daylight?


To attract a crowd, obviously.  Community relations are important.
 
2013-05-14 06:34:30 AM
So wait... people still believe that cats wont come down on their own when they get hungry enough?
 
2013-05-14 06:36:18 AM

BarkingUnicorn: gweilo8888: FTFA: "The officer had lit a flare and set up cones on the ground underneath the tree before going up but onlookers ignored them as they gathered and gawked from the ground, said Yu."

What is this I don't even.

/why in the fark do you need to light a flare to climb a tree in broad daylight?

To attract a crowd, obviously.  Community relations are important.


Its called "securing the scene" and its procedure.
 
2013-05-14 06:40:05 AM

Alonjar: To attract a crowd, obviously.  Community relations are important.

Its called "securing the scene" and its procedure.


Oh, but he definitely only "rescued" the cat for the attention.  Cats dont need to be saved from trees.  Thatsthejoke.jpg.  When a fireman comes and rescues a cat, its something totally unnecessary that they do for practice and community relations.

Cat may not have needed saving, but it makes the cop a hero to all the local kids (notice they said it was right by a school)
 
2013-05-14 06:52:05 AM
Most the cops in the NYPD lack the analytical skills of a 9 year old.
 
2013-05-14 07:27:40 AM
First let me say I love kittehs and have one myself, but seriously, how many cat skeletons do you ever see in trees?  Leave it alone, it'll come down.
 
2013-05-14 08:08:42 AM
starlost
2013-05-14 01:58:15 AM


bravo for the cop. i'd give him[or her] a pat on the back and if i was in trouble i'd hope they were there. that is unless my problem had something to do with a tree.

... or guns
... or pressure cookers
... or two unarmed twentysomethings they had surrounded with hundreds of Elite cops.

but hey if you're two unarmed Asian women in a blue truck... they'll fark you right up.
 
2013-05-14 08:10:45 AM

FTFA

The officer had lit a flare and set up cones on the ground underneath the tree before going up

Seriously? Flares and traffic cones? Self important douche bag, coward, and attention whore all rolled into one.
 
2013-05-14 08:33:25 AM

Alonjar: Its called "securing the scene" and its procedure.


I am no more enlightened than I was before he lit the flare.
 
2013-05-14 08:37:25 AM
"Aw man, the farking crap that union contract makes me put up with....First kittens, now farkwit cops in a tree..."
 
2013-05-14 08:44:01 AM
To catch the spider that wriggled and tickled inside her.
 
2013-05-14 08:58:04 AM
All my points have been covered, I see. But, this being Fark, that doesn't matter in the slightest.

1) Light a flare under the tree. GOOD IDEA. Cats love fire, and will climb straight for the burny thing. Except no, no they don't.

2) There are no cat skeletons in trees. They come down on their own.

3) If this stupid, incompetent, unable to climb a farking tree cop had fallen and broken his ass, my tax dollars would now be paying his medical care and cushy recovery if not permanent disability, and that thought makes me grumpy.

4) Cop didn't wait for the people with the ladders and safety equipment to rescue the cat that didn't need rescuing because he wanted to be A HERO. Oops, that backfired, because YOUR A IDIOT. And I hope he is mocked for years.

5) I need moar coffee.
 
2013-05-14 09:28:47 AM
Always bring a wing, man, when you're chasing pussy.
 
2013-05-14 09:42:42 AM
I've done dumber things to get my hands on young pussy.
 
2013-05-14 09:49:25 AM

Cold_Sassy: First let me say I love kittehs and have one myself, but seriously, how many cat skeletons do you ever see in trees?  Leave it alone, it'll come down.


Obviously YMMV on this, but sometimes you need to get the cat down for other reasons than 'it's stuck', like 'damn it, animal, I have to leave and you need to be in the house by the time I count to ten'. I did snag my own cat out of an apple tree one time because of something like that; I hated letting him out at all but the In-laws didn't make any effort to keep him inside. Plus their cats bullied.
 
2013-05-14 11:45:45 AM
Fark, you have let me down.

Either that or you have better taste in movies than I do.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-14 04:41:50 PM

lordargent: Fireman rescues pig stuck in a tree.


i.imgur.com

Seriously though, good on the cop for trying to rescue the cat. But he's just never going to live this down.
 
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