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(HyperVocal)   Of course this insane must-see youth hockey bench-clearing brawl is from Russia   (hypervocal.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-13 11:50:30 PM
I declare the white jerseys the winners!

/wait, no the blue team.
//yeah, white team
///no, blue
////there are no winners there..........
 
2013-05-14 02:49:21 AM
Been in 1 bench clearing brawls as a kid. It's not as fun as it looks. I didn't want to fight but once a couple kids are coming at you there isn't much you can do but try to punch them out before they punch you out.
 
2013-05-14 03:00:27 AM
What do you mean "of course" Russia?

Hockey (and lacrosse) brawls are imported from Canada. Not IceBalletstan. This is actually rare in overseas leagues. It's any given Saturday north of the border.
 
2013-05-14 03:08:43 AM
The fight is interesting an all, but I can't get over the Russian rap.

/Proof that rap is terrible in every language
 
2013-05-14 03:16:18 AM
USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-05-14 03:25:27 AM
Most of these kids' inspiration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRCpN4OMpM
 
2013-05-14 04:10:42 AM

Ishkur: What do you mean "of course" Russia?

Hockey (and lacrosse) brawls are imported from Canada. Not IceBalletstan.


I'm seeing some Russian friends this week, so that you for that.
 
2013-05-14 04:39:30 AM
I think we now know where the directors of the World War Z movie got the inspiration for those stupidly fast zombie hordes.  I wish Americans fought brawls with as much vim and vigor as those kids.
 
2013-05-14 05:21:29 AM
Whoa, yeah, that was totally insane, bro. Un-missable.
 
2013-05-14 06:38:31 AM
And not a single one of them had the thought to make use of their stick...
 
2013-05-14 07:09:32 AM
Still the best fight I have ever seen.

http://youtu.be/jZMEE7tlq6A
 
2013-05-14 07:47:21 AM
If only there were some sort of weapon available.  Something thin, light, easy to hold, yet able to deliver a heck of a whack.

Oh, right...that would be poor sportsmanship.
 
2013-05-14 08:16:17 AM
If the two coaches had kept their players on the bench the refs could have handled it.
 
2013-05-14 08:18:11 AM

Ishkur: Not IceBalletstan.


Explain Artyukhin, then:   http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=vRK-cJ_pCqg
 
2013-05-14 08:25:33 AM
Having just seen Goon, I am enjoying this.
 
2013-05-14 08:26:25 AM
In Russia, hockey fights you!

/got nuthin
 
2013-05-14 08:46:38 AM
I think the white team had almost twice as many players. That looked like  the Alamo on ice.


/note to self, idea for new musical...
 
2013-05-14 09:42:53 AM

lack of warmth: Having just seen Goon, I am enjoying this.


two rules: stay away from my percocets, and do you have any percocets?
 
2013-05-14 09:45:18 AM

lack of warmth: Having just seen Goon, I am enjoying this.


When does Hit Somebody come out?
 
2013-05-14 09:47:43 AM
OK, what's the name of the background music?

/The best rap is in any language I don't know.
 
2013-05-14 11:34:40 AM

HotWingAgenda: I think we now know where the directors of the World War Z movie got the inspiration for those stupidly fast zombie hordes.  I wish Americans fought brawls with as much vim and vigor as those kids.




That's why we will lose the next war.
 
2013-05-14 02:17:13 PM
It looked like those old midget wrestling matches.
 
2013-05-14 03:18:04 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Whoa, yeah, that was totally insane, bro. Un-missable.


But was it mind-blowing?

/obviously not, it wasn't on Cracked.
 
2013-05-15 11:55:36 AM
Драка состоялась на турнире в Новокузнецке.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, subby, that was a fantastically creative headline.  Your mom should be proud.
 
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